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There is one significant figure in this text.

Never posting my fanfiction. Call that AO2.

[sofialeepleasepunchme]

fantasy high zodiac hypothesis let’s go (sun signs)

KRISTEN: libra for sure. ruled by venus, hates confrontation and often takes a neutral or passive stance in arguments, good at sweet talking and getting herself out of bad situations (see: every conversation with kalina), concerned with what is “right” or “good” as implied by her many crisis’ of faith. somewhat of a therapist friend, especially during freshman year.

FIG: scorpio!!! water sign disguised under the aesthetics of a fire sign. extremely emotional and moody, turns to violence when hurt, deeply loyal to her friends, extroverted and friendly but hates showing vulnerability, artistic and dreamy and has an innate magnetism to her personality (musician/poet). prefers to be independent and has lots of ambitions and goals.

RIZ: virgo. mom friend energy!! logical, practical, levelheaded, all the synonyms. loves investigation and is good at it. even in highly stressful and emotional situations, he acts with his brain instead of his heart. while he comes off as somewhat oblivious, he’s actually very good at introspection and is extremely self aware. to counter this, very self critical.

ADAINE: gemini energy 100%. intellectually driven like riz, quick witted and extremely good at cutting people down with her words (see: aelwyn, biz, her dad, kalvaxus maybe) not afraid to be brutally honest. pretends to be very cool and levelheaded but is actually one of the most chaotic and impulsive people in the group. somewhat of a pretentious little bitch.

FABIAN: textbook leo. so cliche that i considered several other options because it’s such an obvious take. deeply concerned with not only his physical appearance but how people perceive him as a whole. a lot of his personality is a performance. theatrical as fuck! he dances with silks!! in tandem with his dueling sword, and that’s fruity as hell. extroverted and sunshiny, loves parties, shows affection through public acts (giving the bad kids gifts, running his dads ship into a building for riz, bardic inspiration) and has an affinity for drama and gossip!!

GORGUG: pisces king! a little emotionally repressed in ways that can be frustrating (see: fight with zelda), gentle and soft personality, has an artistic side both in the sig figs and in his love for tech and making things, VERY generous and forgiving. his intelligence mainly comes from intuition rather than book knowledge. impressionable and easy to manipulate (aided by his 8 int, but still). gets along very well with fig, aka water sign to water sign communication.

[alliecorinneee]

Ayda and Fig Coffee Shop Fluff

·       Ayda shows up 20 minutes early to get used to the space (the music, the talking, the smells, the ambient coffeeshop noises without Fig’s distracting… um, everything)

·       She would wait to order a drink until Fig got there so she wouldn’t finish her drink faster than Fig or have it gotten cold while waiting for Fig

·       She gets a table; the baristas know her and know she will get a drink when her girlfriend gets there

·       Ayda kind of watches and takes mental notes of things to mention to Fig when she gets there

·       Ayda has a compass points canvas bag that Fig and Kristin helped her make and Adaine gave her buttons and patches

o   The buttons are Fig and the Sig Figs, rainbows, she/her pronoun, punny pins about books and spells and other magic things. Also, buttons are separated so they don’t click against each other.

·       The bag is full of textbooks, spell books, one or two of the books on autism that Jawbone gave her (the book/s are full of sticky notes and bookmarks. Passages are highlighted, only in her books that she owns, and notes fil the margins)

·       After a few minutes of getting okay with the setting, Ayda pulls a couple books out and starts laying out the order of her work she wants to get done at the coffeeshop while trying to be realistic about the amount of time she will be paying attention to Fig (purposefully and not purposely)

·       Fig walks in about 5 minutes before the planned time, but looks like she is STRUGGLING.

·       She goes straight to the counter to order her coffee (black coffee with splash of vanilla) and Ayda’s drink (straight up latte) and then looked around to find where Ayda was. She knows Ayda gets there early (and Fig respects that Ayda needs time alone) so she just tries to find where Ayda set up.

·       She is at a table in the back and her nose was deep in a book, but she seems to feel Fig looking at her because she looks up and makes eye contact.

·       Fig motions to the counter hopefully signaling that she got hers and Ayda’s coffee. Ayda just sends a message cantrip you her and says “I think you are saying you got our coffee and thank you for that, but the pointing was kind of confusing. I thought this would be easier”

·       Fig nods and says, “Fair. Sorry, tired. Be over in a sec.” Ayda nods and dismisses the spell.

·       Fig hears the barista call out their drinks and grabs both the mugs after adjusting her bag to make sure she can carry everything and not spill the drinks.

·       She focuses intensely on the full mugs and begins walking toward Ayda.

·       Ayda focuses on Fig. Fig is wearing ripped black jeans, combat boots that make her slightly taller, but not nearly as tall as Ayda, and she is wearing a t-shirt with the original neck cut out so her collarbone and tank top straps are visible.

·       Ayda notes the Fig’s bag was haphazardly swinging as she was walking with the two mugs. Although Fig was focusing on the mugs and to not spill them, she was not watching the tables or chairs that were in her way. She was slightly kicking the chairs and table legs in her way but definitely testing her luck.

·       Ayda moves the last few chairs out of the way with a spell just to make sure that Fig makes it to the table with less distractions

·       Fig gets to the table, very proud and smiling, Ayda can’t help but smile back at her. They both kind of giggle as she sets the coffees on the table. Fig slumps down in the chair looking exhausted with a lazy smile.

·       Ayda says, “Good morning Fig. I can see you may be a bit tired. Is there anything I can do to help at all? I am pretty awake, but I can also be quiet and slow down if you would like.”

·       Figs smile grows as Ayda talk. She loves when Ayda tries to help on things that are commonplace and remind Fig how lucky she is to have her.

·       Ayda takes note: explaining more could get Fig to smile at her.

·       Fig says, “Eh it’s okay, just need to drink this coffee and I’ll be a lot more awake. Did anything happen this morning before I got here?”

·       Ayda settles after Fig’s confirmation that the coffee will help and then goes to talk about the interesting things she had observed.

·       Fig started drinking her coffee and taking in everything Ayda was saying while also just watching her. She noticed Ayda hadn’t been making eye contact while she was talking. This made it easier to take Ayda in. She was wearing plaid high waisted crop pants with her shirt tucked into them. She was wearing a white sweater tank that has a turtleneck. Fig notes that the shirt is very flattering because Ayda’s arms are fully on display. It is actually pretty distracting. Fig has realized that Ayda has stopped talking and is looking at Fig. Fig has also realized she has been looking at Ayda’s arms for way too long.

·       Ayda is looking at Fig and trying to decipher what Fig was looking at, realizing it was her arms, Ayda starts looking at her arms and squinting and concentrating. She then asks, “Do I have something on my arms? Are my tattoos shining weird? You have been looking at them for a significant amount of time, so something must be not normal.”

·       Fig blushed deeply and stutters out, “ oh… um I uh No. There is nothing not normal about your arms.”

·       Ayda cocks her head and says, “ That was a double negative, but what I think you were trying to say was maybe There is nothing wrong or everything is okay about my arms.” Ayda pauses, looks at Fig and makes a list. 1. Fig’s cheeks were pinker than her normal coloring 2. Fig was staring at the table and not making eye contact 3. Fig seemed like she was fully awake now

·       Ayda turns her arms over and over and twisted her shoulders just to move her arms under her eyes. She looks back up at Fig. Fig has yet to look up.

·       Ayda starts to put the pieces together and smiles. “You were looking at my arms, on purpose.” She did not think that Fig’s cheeks could get pinker. She was wrong.

·       Fig finally looked up without really moving her head. Her eyes met Ayda’s and she slouches a bit in her chair to look directly at Ayda.

·       “Maybe I… Maybe I was,” and Fig’s face was burning, but she wanted to make her point clear to Ayda. She took a deep breath and made eye contact with Fig. “Yes. I was looking at your arms because” She takes another deep breath. Because they look really uh they look really good in that shirt, “ but she is fully mumbling.

·       Ayda cocks her head again. “Wait, you spoke rather quickly, and I did not catch all of it. You said you were looking because…” and left it open ended.

·       Fig’s voice bursts out, “YOUR ARMS LOOK REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW!”

·       Fig and Ayda’s eyes both widen.

·       Fig, because she realized she kind of yelled that at Ayda in a pretty public place. She did not want to know if anyone heard and definitely couldn’t turn around to check.

·       Ayda was surprised by the volume but was still able to put the puzzle pieces together.

o   Fig always suggested to go fly which resulted in Ayda carrying Fig in her arms

o   Fig was prone to tracing Ayda’s tattoos up and down her arms

o   Fig seemed flustered when Ayda came back from a long fly or sparing.

o   Conclusion: Fig liked Ayda’s arms. Significantly.

·       Ayda files this knowledge with all of her other Fig facts.

·       Ayda smiles very big, lets out a tiny screech and visibly relaxes. She looks up to meet Fig’s eyes, flexes her arms and says, “This shirt does allow for a lot of my arm to be visible.”

·       Fig’s jaw drops and under her breath says, “Holy shit” in response to the automatic flex Ayda did once she complimented Ayda’s arms. Fig is really trying to not combust. It is too early, and she had not come close to finishing her coffee. Ayda was flirting and just sitting there like that and Fig was not prepared.

·       Ayda smiles again and asks, “Are you going to keep staring at me or are we going to get some work done?” Ayda grabs Fig’s hands to convey that her question was genuine.

·       Fig blushes for a third time, or maybe she never truly stopped, squeezes Ayda’s hands and mumble, “Let’s get some work done.”

·       Ayda focuses back on her spell books, takes notes, does research. Follows her routine she has set for herself to make sure she gets the most amount of work done she can but also enjoy Fig’s company.

·       Fig pulls her notebook out of her bag. The black journal it started as is now covered with stickers and patches. It’s not dirty, it’s loved. The elastic band around it is the only thing holding it together with all the random napkins and pieces of paper that she has written lyrics on when her notebook wasn’t with her.

·       Fig sits with one of her legs folded so her knee is in the air close to her cheek and Ayda starts sitting straight up but hunches as she gets more focused on what she is doing.

·       They both work in comfortable silence only broken when one of them need a break or one catches the other staring.

[koalaaquabear]

The 5 hour finale live stream just concluded and y’all, it was crazy. It has been a wonderful several months with all you guys and I am so excited for April 8th and Junior Year. 

MASSIVE SPOILERS UNDER THE FOLD IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE STREAM YET. Here is my clusterfuck of a commentary. Enjoy!

Fantasy High: Sophomore Year Live Reaction -HOOT GROWL BABY it's time. I didn't react to part one but wOW that one was crazy. Get ready for EMOTIONS :'(( -SIG FIG RESCUE MISSION lol #ontour -well ok brennan that canopy shit is scary as fuck -murph is still looking like riz -Zaphriel and Ayda!!!!!!! -"HOLD ME BACK GORGUG" i love u emily -Brennan I stg -Ayda is Gorgug's dad lol -oh shIT they're totally in the cottage -heLL YEAH AYDA!! -oh GOD figayda kiss? exceptional. -if ayda dies i WILL throw dice at Brennan -ok brennan make me cry then -GET THE VAN GORGUG -gorgug truly is the greatest wizard of this age -#hugeblueguy -aww zac oyama i love you -"semi-fallen" oH dEar -gorgug texts zelda IMMEDIATELY i love him -amaZING thank you zelda -"ew, creepy, hate that" -zaphriel is the best character you guys, what a homie -i keep forgetting ayda can fly. like she has wings. i know that. -AELWYN! -nOPE someone is coming through the forest and if it's arianwen i will kill cry -HANGMAN???? -HANGMAN!!!! HIS DOG!!!!! -HANGMAN NO I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE CUTEST DOGGY -adaine i love you baby -"the weak yogurt man" -what high ranking devil??? -fabian you're adorable -aww fabian has a puppy!! (i get that the hangman is eight feet long don't @ me) -that's the first "the ball" -lou can never have the highest roll -BARDY BOYS -oop kristen and riz time -tracker? i barely even know her -chills, brennan. chills -someone in the chat just said "so did skrank fuck zelda?" -intense muSIC -nononononononono -ragh, tracker, and sandralynn better be all right -ooo a sTICK -HELL YEAH RETURN OF THE RIBBON DANCE -"riz weeps" holy shit i love him -"something bad always happens when we go off together" -#RIZTEN -awwoOOOOOOO -ayda can fly too! -absolutely FUCK this bridge ABOUT 30 MINUTES -poor ayda -please say they're ok brennan -"put your tongue baCK in your mouth" -sANDRA LYNN NO -"what kind of arrows" "you know what kind" fuCK OFF BRENNAN -if baxter dies i will cry -wait faerie fire is a cleric spell..? absolutely fuck me -ok aelwyn let's fuck shit up -calling the bank in the middle of this nightmare forest lol -heLL YEAH ZAPHRIEL -luck check luck check luck check -"y'all are going to turn into dragons" -fabian straight up cries? what a fucking rich kid -NO WAY HE HAD T H E COIN??? -REMOVE CURSE BABY -"nnOOO!" lmao -ally and brennan are in the chat -kristen's religion is REALLY coming in handy -the name was turned into the night yorb lol -"how's that axe feeling?" "..pretty light ;)" i love him -ayda can lift the axe??? exceptional -FIG IS KALINA? ABSOLUTELY RAD -brennan has created a place where illusions are real and emily is holding him TO IT -"do you have a dongle?" incredible -EMILY I LOVE YOU! KALINA IS A YOUTUBER BABY -wretchrot is baCK baby -aelwyn i love that -"i am a low quality child" "yeah ayda you're a bad kid" -"hey bitch" emily axford is a goddess -im sorry cOURT OF ELDERS? -NO I WILL CRY -ROLL INITIATIVE TIME -go OFF hangman -ooo some high initiatives babyyy -zac oyama is my favorite ever -"trackerrr" -brian as soon as emily was threatened said "how dare you" -brennan you FUCK "i'm awake for all of this" FUCK YOU -fig and her mommy issues: an album -absolutely FUCK THE TREE GUY -kick that wood elf BITCH ABOUT ONE HOUR -fuck him UP fabian, shit in his gODDAMN mOUTh -"SPRING BREAK YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" -pleASE BRENNAN LET HIM SHOOT HER WITH THE TINCTURE -spRING break this is for the corn god -okay nevermind riz is holding his action -i love the intrepid heroes they're adorable -"ice feast" fucking love them so much -yES the ball thank GOD -brennan..? -"her rage ends" tracker = barbarian -FIRST NAT 20 BABY -"IT 100% WORKS BUT IT 50% WORKED" -that's the second "the ball" -bOOOOOOO BRENNAN -mad plans for the tree guy -sorry, is his name crAFTME ROOTDRINKER? -oh ok it's aelwyn we're fine -cone of cOLD baby i love aelwyn what a babe -you absolutely hate to see it -ragh my baby i love you -SPRING BREAK -tracker nO PLEASE -TRACKER JUST CRIT OH NO -brennan is really good at acting this btw -wait 14 on a crit??? i mean oH NO kRISTEN, bOO -disPEL MAGIC BABY -ALLY BEARDSLEY YOU ABSOLUTE GOD -aww kristennn is babyyy -tracker nooo don't cryyyy -you've sAVED your GIRLFRIEND -"some of us have already done that today" fig the sHADE -ally simply musT get new dex -absolutely fuck that brennan i don't need that vampire pixie -FUCK IT UP AYDA -FIGHT ME IN THE SKY! -"does a 29 hit?" daMN zac that absolute SHADE -53 DAMAGE?? CHEJ IS SO FUCKING STRONG -"goddamn paper lantern" -absolutely fuck you brennan -nevermind gorgug and adaine both passed the con saving throw -"i don't like you" lou really gets personally upset about this and i love that -nO NO NONONONO aelwyn and tracker are down -FUCK IT UP ADAINE -gdi brennan don't do this to us -ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE TREE -fig is straight up gonna kill her mom -this is scary as fuck -HANGMAN HAS A BREATH WEAPON AND YOU DIDN'T SAY SHIT??? CHOKE ON GRAPES BRENNAN -FUCK EM UP HANGMAN ABOUT 1 HOUR AND A HALF -wood elf is DOWN baby hoot growl -kristen thinks the elf is gak lol -23 DAMAGE??? AC OF 25??? ABSOLUTELY FUCK IT UP FABIAN -SHENANIGANS TIME FOR MURPH -HELL SECRET AGENT TIME -27??? RIZ YOU'RE THE HOTTEST -third the ball -imagine the ball is secretly SO HOT without the hat -YES BRENNAN GOT A NAT 1 EAT YOUR GODDAMN DICE -sweEET -fourth the ball (they've all been Lou cuz of course) -incredible turn murph -kalina is SO GOOD at skateboarding -#bloodphoto -KALINA HAS 23 WISDOM? absolutely fuck me -oh hELL YEAH FIG COUNTER THE COUNTER -emily is doing some SHIT right now you guys (fear spell) -DAMMIT that high as fuck wisdom -sorry WHAT she rips open sPACE??? -BABY BETTER SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY -let's go BABY -"mMMHHHHnnN leET ME tOUCh ItT" baby is fucking weird -"baby vs mommy" i love you siobhan -aelwyn better not DIE brennan -riz baby let's get it -trACKEr -nAT 1??? kristen is unCONSCIOUS?? -HUMAN DETERMINATION!!! THE GRIT BABY] -wait aura of life is badass!! they can't lose damage?? -okay scrap that we're gonna TURN UNDEAD and then MASS HEALING WORD? absolutely incredible -gorgug has so much goddamn health -FUCK THIS TREE DUDE -KILL IT AYDA LET'S GO -"her girl's side" *in lou voice* okAY bRENNNAn -second nat 1 but both of them re-rolled -GEM!!!! -LET'S GET GORTHALAX BABYYYY -"BIG DADDY" -ayda is so turned on lol -KILL IT CHEJ OKAYYYY -fuck this centaur -i'm so nervous -puT THOSE DICE DOWN BRENNAN -"you're gonna drop." shuT UP -riz is fULLY DEAD???? -i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. i hate this. -sHUT UP BRENNAN -baby is DEAD oh my GOD you absolutely hate to see it ABOUT 2 HOURS -nO NO NO NO NO NO NO PUT THAT CROWN AWAY BITCH -absolutely fuck me, the nightmare king is totally fucking back i hate myself -aww fabian is baby -hELL YEAH FABIAN SPRING BREAK -"i've lost one friend, that's too many" fabian is adorable -"that's a full ass miss, my guy" -sandra lynn just crit on chej :(((((( -14 damage is not very spring break of her (she did 28 but it was halved because gorgug is such a strong boyyy) -LET'S GO LOU -almost all of them are spellcasters wtf (only one who isn't is riz but he has a daily misty step) -fuck em up hangman -fUCK EM UP HANGMAN! d8 + 2d6 +8 i think -figaroth the unfaethable baby -THOSE ARE SOME SHENANIGANS FIG I LOVE IT (she's shattering the rubies to get a revivify diamond) -casts teleport??? aelwyn came here to FUCK -"i would love to teach you this spell" aww the abernant sisters liking each other is my new aesthetic -fuck em up adaine -you can hit the tree on a 12 babyyyyy -heLL YEAH 44 DAMAGE ADAINE IS STRONG NOW -kalina is not even that cool she just said "that's enough of that" in the most uncool way -2 down 3 to go! -omg wait it would be so badass if they could just remove curse on kalina -"Mr. The Insatiable" -ayda is such a sweetheart "i don't care if you want me to date your daughter but i do hope you love me" -"I LOVE THIS SONG" yes siobhan me too -on a DC 20 she got a 31!!!! consider my jeans creamed -SHRED BABY GIRL!!! -KILLIAN IS DEAD! RIZ IS ALIVE! -ayda is so turned on AHHH -I LOVE RIZ SO MUCH "am i interrupting something???" -fuck him UP chej! 3 hits, no crits -hell yeah mr. march!! oh sorry wrong series -a gROUP PROJECT i'm DEAD -someone in the chat called him "snac oyama" and you're rigHT -siobhan's straight fucking this tree UP -the spellcasters are like all out of spells at this point -fuck OFF arianwen. KILL YOUR MOM -"where's your father, aelwyn?" "last i saw, adaine killed him so *shrug*" i lOVE HER -FUCK THEM UP GORTHALAX -abolutely fuck the nightmare king -waIT GORTHALAX IS GONNA KILL THE NIGHTMARE KING -sidenote: fig calls gorthalax pops -dO IT BRENNAN kILL YOUR OWN BIG BAD -this treeant has GOT to be dead -NAT 1 on that attack?? SPRING BREAK BABY -no we haven't seen kalina in action brennan, and we do not want to -OH SHIT THE TIE! YOu just got FUCKed bRENnan eaT youR DICE -yeS AYDA ROAST HER -"GOTTEM!" -i'm sorry i just hallucinated, did you say 6 ATTACKS? -time to go VIRAL BABY -19 intelligence, 23 wisdom, 20 charisma for kalina? absolutely fuck me -riz just got kICKed! you absolutely hate to see it -GODDAMMIT -KALINA IS HOMOPHOBIC CONFIRMED ABOUT 2 AND A HALF HOURS -brennan be like "im about to kill this bird" -absolutely fuck me i hate this -let's go FIG -time to caTCH the bALL -murph has the same thinking face as riz and it's adorable -this is not very spring break brennan -DC 25 acrobatics check? c'mon faBIAN -29????? -fifth the ball (from the hangman) -"there's just something endearing about him" fabian loving his friends is adorable -absolutely fuck me that fire elemental is adorable -absolutely swaddle the ball -well hot take but fuck the nightmare king you guys -absolutely NOT brennan do NOT kill adaine you PSYCHO BITCH -PLEASE ADAINE LIVE -STRAIGHT DEAD? FULLY DEAD? FUCK OFF WITH THIS INSTAKILL SHIT BRENNAN -hell yeah ayda is back and kristen has the revivify diamond -aelwyn FULLY banished that unicorn -it's good to know ragh really doesn't want them to die -YES RAGH IS BACK BABY -fuck em up kristen -s/o to DND Beyond btw absolutely banger website -hell yeah mass healing word is awesome -clerics are GOOD you guys i should play more clerics -FUCK IT UP AYDA -SANDRA LYNN IS BACK BABY -skater chej is my favorite thing -aBSOLUTEly fuck the tree -i have no idea wHAT is happening ABOUT 3 HOURS -fuCK YOU nightmare king -i absolutely hate this battle but at least gorthalax is still standing -gorgug better split this gd tree -"what if we just kill kalina?" yeah zac it's that goddamn easy -brennan almost just fucked everyone -"does she want to borrow my teddy bear?" the SHADE -"MAKEOVERRR" i love you siobhan -this tree SUCKS -battlemaster is cool as fUCK SPRING BREAK -BARDY BOYS also i think that was a nat 20 -i can't imagine the thistlesprings watching the battle livestream and like worrying if gorgug is going to die -FUCK HER UP THE BALL -ABSOLUTE SHENANIGANS FROM MURPH! -with ADVANTAGE BABY -"has anyone seen my hat!?" keep it off baby you're HOT now -"mirrors negate mirrors" "i think oscar wilde said that" i love them -#hotrizweek? -holy shit fig is FUCKING THIS BATTLE UP -HELL YEAH KALINA ROLLS A NATURAL 2!!!! -hell yeah adaine is back and SO MUCH is happening that i'm like forgetting to write down my reactions -kill this woody motherfucker baby -the music is too lOUD -ok it's normal now -fuck em up gorgug -i'm sorry the chat is saying he did 90 DAMAGE?!?!?!? -KILL IT CHEJ ILY -fuck off brennan, absolutely fuck off -ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF BRENNAN -gorthalax is FULLY DEAD? absolUTELY FUCK YOU -SAINT KRISTEN APPLEBEES -adaine has SOLVED THIS SHIT -god all the abernant names are confusing -fuck you kalina ABOUT 3 AND A HALF HOURS -BRENNAN I STG IF RAGH ENDS UP DEAD -hellish rebuke that bitch -c'MON faBIAN HIT that BITCH -wait is kalina a rogue and a druid? absolutely incredible -FUCK IT UP FABIAN -OMG THE HANGMAN BETTER FUCK THIS UP -YES THE BALL 31 DAMAGE -so the stream just ended. i'll say it again: absolutely fuck me -ok so we're back and kalina got fucked up -WHAT THE FUCK A NAT 20???????? YOU ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO SEE IT -ALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS -I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS AND NEITHER CAN BRENNAN -MAGIC IS REAL AND SO IS MY ALLY -i can't believe this. eat your GOD damn DICE brennan! -OMG ARE THE NIGHTMARE KING AND THE GODDESS ONE AND THE SAME? -THEY ARE! THE NIGHTMARE KING IS THE NIGHTMARE QUEEN -brennan is CRAZY AHHHHH -brennan absolutely stop this tension -28 insight. brennan is fucked -GO TOWARDS HIM KRISTEN -YES!!!! PLEASE SAY THIS IS A GOOD THING -ALLY GOT A NAT 20 THEY BETTER BE RIGHT -fear. is. not. real. -this is just like the ending of moana -NO WAY BRENNAN I LOVE YOU (you wouldn't believe it from what i have said but it's true) -this is intense i'm about to cry -you're meeting god and you say "is it too early for this?" -LMAO 5'9" -Moral of the story: IDK and that's OK -ok ally make me cRy -HELL YEAH NEW SHIRT BABY -i'm so emotional -"well oBVIouslY cASsAndRa" i wish every deity had names as normal and human as cassandra -fuck them UP cassie -i love that tracker's just like "uh... babe?" -love having god in your corner -no more hangman puppy :((( -RIZTEN are the CUTEST i love them "i love all of them, riz the most, we know this" -"we still need the crown for our grade" FABIAN I LOVE YOU -"counselo- former counsel- i'm an assistant :(" why do y'all think this man is hot -KILL ARIANWEN -"she tried to hurt me in my shattered state?" "that's her MO" aww adaine my baby -HOLY SHIT PLEASE GIVE GILEAR ALL OF ARIANWEN'S MAGIC -GORGUG YOU SWEETHEART I LOVE YOU -cassandra throwing SHADE -ThE vANdS -aelwyn throwing SHADE -AWW RAGH I LOVE YOU BABY brennan lives another day -"a big bug gave me a riddle" that is NOT what happened -aww the hirelings are all crying and i DO NOT stan -hell YEAH cassandra OH I STOPPED KEEPING TRACK OF TIME IT'S BEEN OVER 4 HOURS -hELL YES HANGVAN -i love you fabian -nO IS CHUNGLE DOWN BIM REAL? -maybe the real chungle down bim is the friends we made along the way -GARTHY i love them -arthuR aGUEFORT - absolutely wild -ayda and arthur is crazy -"snOGGING THE HEADMASTER'S DAUGHTER ARE WE?" -awww that is so smooth fig "you don't need to make me the most magnificent creature because it seems you already have" -ARTHUR PULLS THROUGH -garthy is a cutie i love how they care so much for ayda -oH FUCK ME garthy is ayda's child from her previous life -"your girlfriend's daughter fucked your mom!" goddammit siobhan i can't handle this -if they fail i will cry -CHRONOMANCY!? absolutely fuck me -"professor principal headmaster aguefort" -hell yeah arthur you're killing it -faelwyn? absolutely can't handle it -aww kristen is baby -jawbone and sandra lynn are ok? amazing -jawbone is the best character -"our parents are great" kill me why don't you siobhan -AWWW FUCKING STOP BRENNAN WITH THESE GIFTS -i just cried he wants to adopt her -"you're easy to love" jawbone is fUCKING me up -LYDIA BARKROCK what a badass i love her already -"a pheonix whom everyone she touches is reborn better" fuck off emily -gorgug is a cutie <3 <3 -ABSOLUTELY KICK SKRANKS BIRD ASS -GORGUG CONFIRMED FUCKS -riz is a dork i love him -who knew "you're so much like your father" could make me feel like that -GILEAR IS MOVING THE FUCK IN BABY -GILEAR WITH SELF CONFIDENCE IS MY AESTHETIC -aww jawbone gave ayda autism books? jawbone is the sweetest to ayda cuz OF COURSE HE IS -AYDA GETS HER SPELL!!! -Ayda's Comprehend Subtext is the cutest spell ever -adaine and fig's friendship is too cute -craig has always been down for everything. i don't know craig but i love him -YES HOOT GROWL HOOT GROWL I'M SO PROUD OF RAGH -"BAD KIDS FOR LIFE" RAGH IS A CUTIE -NO FAELWYN IS REALLY HAPPENING I CAN'T -fabian's laugh is so cute -i love how nervous fabian is -WAIT FABIAN AND AELWYN ABSOLUTELY WILL FUCK? -fabian's gonna get his KISSES IN -aww i get how hyped figayda is but they are truly so adorable -weLL EMILY AXFORD I WILL LET YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT -they said i love you :((( -tracker only deserves the best -TRACKER'S GOING TO FALLINEL? I LOVE HER -ragh is going too? gay road trip! -that's adorable -ABSOLUTELY NOT BRENNAN FUCK OFF DO NOT SAY THE NIGHT YORB IS GONNA BE THE NEXT VILLAIN -BRENNAN NO YOU BITCH I HATE YOU THE NIGHT YORB IS THE VILLAIN OF JUNIOR YEAR? -that was crazy. i cried, i laughed. i am fuCKING HYPED FOR CROWN OF CANDY AND JUNIOR YEAR GANG!

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The Results are In

I managed to get some of the.... “giggle juice” brewed by @junker-radio and currently being stored in the Overwatch communal refrigerator. Thanks to @vxlkyrieonline for some of the equipment, and to @beware-the-hog for helping me get a sample.

Most of this is based on what materials were available, but I think it gave me a pretty good idea.

I tested for a couple of food-typical chemicals first; notably potassium. It seems like Jamison fermented corn to make this, but even so, 1200 parts per million is a bit much?

Turns out, the saltpeter (potassium nitrate) in the gunpowder degraded into potassium and nitrate. Which would be fine, if the nitrate hadn’t become ammonia. Ammonia dissolves metal. Why are you drinking this.

Moving on: radioactivity. I just took a Geiger counter to it, and it’s reading about 112 counts per minute. For reference, a banana is usually 40 CPM. As long as nobody keeps it next to them for 30 years straight, it won’t give them major radiation sickness. If this is the least irradiated ethanol he could find, I really really don’t want to find out what the most irradiated was.

Finally, alcohol and alcohol byproducts. This clocked in at 47-50% alcohol by volume (minus all the gunpowder), which is comparable to whiskey, so not so bad. It also had 4320 ppm of methanol. Not quite as much as it’d take to kill 50% of a test population, so, uh...you only have a 35% chance of dying from that specifically. Again, why are you drinking this. I also found two bolts and what looks like some scraps of cardboard, as well as an unidentifiable dead beetle and what is either rodent bones or many strangely shaped sticks. Most of the gunpowder was not dissolved.

That’s about everything notable I found. Numbers on concentrations under the cut (sorry for sig figs, had to use a lot of different tests).

Potassium - 1200 ppm Sodium - 4000 ppm Sugars - <100 ppm Ammonia - 900 ppm Lead - 0.02 ppm Mercury - <0.05 ppm Ethanol - 47-50% by volume Gunpowder - 12.3% by volume

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Unpopular opinion: 13 should be divisible 6

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Hey Elvis, when are you dropping a hip-hop album? I'm sure you'd be a great rapper.

Woah mama look on shelves december 32'd

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So any math nerd or anyone who studies/teaches math has probably had this type of interaction:

Random person: so what do you do?

Mathematician: I study/work with/teach math.

Random person: Oh I HATE math.

And I, my fellow nerds, have found the perfect response: You hate math? You think you even know what math is? Have you ever had to prove that numbers are real? Or that shapes exist?? Have you ever had to sit in a topology class listening to a professor and watching the students literally lose their minds??? You haven't? Then stfu, I donzt wanna hear you say a word about math.

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Just had a realization as I try to fall asleep:

I always held out that it's 'Sig Figs' because it's sorry for 'significant figures.' But it's Fig and the Cig Figs because she's being rebellious and so 'significant' is spelled with a 'c.'

It makes sense to me now.

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me in chem: i love sigfigs so much!! they’re so easy!! if sigfigs didn’t exist i would be extra depressed!! sigfigs 4 life<3

me writing my lab reports late at night: fuck if i know how many sigfigs this thing needs. why are only some figures significant? what does that say about us? are some of us significant while others are just figures?

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Chat what 💔

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If you're so passionate about numbers, what's your favourite?

And why?

3.14159 because Pi is amazing and that's all I can remember of pi