#silly counting

[finnslay]

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

[thecrowfinder]

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[rassblerry]

PV thinks he's part of the team....

Reference because this was insanely funny to me. GET SENT TO THE MINES, IDIOTS!!!

[getoutofmytardis]

happy neil banging out the tunes day!!!

[captainbee66]

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[rooniearts]

they're on episode like 167 of naruto

[sillyselfshippy]

Reblog this to support the selfship(s) of the person you reblogged it from!

Since some days, an indirect showing of support is just a lil easier. ♥

[ghosted-jazz]

I hope they got that microwave in the break room

Bonus version with different outfit colours:

[livsmessydoodles]

im back in the fucking building again

[bottle-of-harpoons]

Headcannon: Silver is the whitest boi

Blaze made him a jumper because she's tired of losing him all the time.

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

pov u just learned what wireplay is (and u might be a little bit into it)

i drew this on a whim sorry y'all

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[colonyark]

𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙔 𝙍𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 😔

[voltoise-art]

This is basically the AU right?

(Silly little thing based on @trekkerac 's FrankenghostAU. I remembered this vine one morning and knew what I had to do.)

[tawnysoup]

The rare Fritter variant known as Mal Du Paws. Not well documented, there is little evidence to suggest that the Mal Du Paws actually exists besides word-of-mouth. Most sightings describe the Mal Du Paws as appearing like an ordinary Fritter with a lightless hat, while the sight of it causes dizziness, headaches and vision doubling. However, the only way to confirm that it is not a regular Fritter is to remove the hat (at your own risk). Some say Mal Du Paws have appeared before them during times of great distress.

(name courtesy of @the-bitter-ocean)

[defstanis]

my entries for @poxxxum 's erisoltober! these are late but i still wanted to take part in the event. short descriptions under the cut

Week 1: based on that iconic tAtU pic Week 2: ghost eridan and paranormal investigator sollux (he gets dragged by aradia) Week 3: something like an Akira AU Week 4: had no idea for monster movie so i put them in a saw trap Week 5: halloween party!!! (i got lazy)