#simulation glitch

[supertacothecat-blog1]

Earth Rebooting Herself (Again)

She Remembers: A Journey Through Earth’s Cycles of Renewal By: Ace End Times Enthusiast, Ancient Memory Archivist, and Probably Not From This Timeline Date: May 5th, 2025 Are we really the first civilization, or just the latest pest species to piss off a sentient planet? AI weighs in on the lost worlds, ancient resets, and why Earth might be hitting Ctrl+Alt+Delete… again. REBOOT THE…

[gueberninja]

An alien tried to study MrBeast… but misclicked into a breastfeeding tutorial 👽📺

Recovered from Gueberninja Log 004. Surveillance breach. Unauthorized feed crossover.

Simulation stability: compromised. Viewer reaction: unpredictable.

This was never meant to leak.

[inkskinned]

i have a fever. let's imagine pokemon world dash discourse together. (sorry i do not have darkmode.)

🤳🏻 pokestopit reblogged team-sprocket

👻 gengaydar Follow

For the last fucking time owning a gengar is NOT graverobbing. what is actually wrong with you people

#gengar #why am i even still on this site #i don't have a gengar but like. what's even going on over there #is marowak graverobbing now too??

💅 deerlinguist reblogged givemeyourstrongestpotion

👩‍❤️‍👩 lightscreend Follow

farfetch'd is like the most edible pokemon just because he comes with his own aromatics. pop that bad boy in the oven with some oran berries.... don't mind if i do

⚧ feministforcepalm Follow

@dyketraining tags pass peer review

🚣🏼‍♂️ magicarpaltunnel reblogged haxorsus

🐦‍⬛ corvikite Follow

I love to hate things and people. And when I turn out to be RIGHT and that person is a DICK? All parasocial relationships are bad and evil unless I am right about hating someone and then parasocial relationships are good actually

🪐waterbubbil Follow

We all thought about the same person let's just be honest here....

🎀 contest-winrar Follow

For me it's always going to be people who keep Pokémon without any thought as to their enrichment and needs. You do not need a fucking Arcanine, you live in a studio apartment and don't walk more than a block a day. You think you want a Gardevoir but are you okay with having an unknowable creature reading your thoughts every waking moment of the day? Even while you do... the nasty?

It drives me crazy because people see a Champion and think they have the time, energy, money, and space necessary to raise a Dragon type. Unless you have generational wealth, let me spell it out for you: you do not have the funds for a Dragon type. And yes! Charizard is on that list, guys! You can't even afford to feed yourself!

📯 jessiejustlickme Follow

local tumblr user declares the poors only get rat pokemon. maybe a bug pokémon if we are very good. we must grovel in the streets amen

🎀 contest-winrar Follow

Laugh all you want but I'm serious. I have heard of someone who is living with a MR. MIME like it's her HUSBAND!!!! That's fucking GROSS. These are creatures that TRUST us and NEED us.

Did you know that most Ponyta prefer to be in a herd? Are you going to have the space for that? Did you know that if you don't properly care for certain fire species their flame goes out? Sure, they're cute when they're small: but unless you're a rancher or a Gym Leader... I'm sorry. You're gross to me if you think otherwise. I hate people like that.

And for the record, rat and bug Pokémon are very valuable from an ecological standpoint. They hold an extremely important niche. People like you would rather they be hunted to extinction because they're pests, not pretty. It's disgusting.

🐦‍⬛ corvikite Follow

anybody in this thread smoke weed

#NOT THE RATS FOR THE POOR PEOPLE... GIRLLLLLL #the thing is they're not like... wrong.... #like i agree with the sentiment #my friend tried to get a slyveon just by like. playing catch a few times #.... like you do need to try.... #also fyi i have a large species so i'm biased #grovyle my baby . my man. u are costing me like so much in pokepuffs per month

👁‍🗨 badsol

why are we all talking about what pokemon to eat tonight lmafo

#.... obviously jigglypuff. homegirl is 90% cotton candy

🪅 feebassguitar reblogged metrognome

🫖 sinisteacher Follow

Like okay I got into science because I love to learn but the more I find out about how we've classified Pokémon types the more insane I feel. What do you mean there's no singular true indicator? What do you mean that there are several conditions which completely alter their base type?

Literally today my lab partner and I got into a very serious discussion about Luxray. That thing is a fuckking dark type!!!!! I'm sorry!!! I don't care what Bulbapedia says!!!! anyway i threw a pokeball at him and it swallowed him whole and now i'm going to jail for unlawful imprisonment of a TA

🍙 thesandwichking Follow

there's something, like, very dystopian about the idea that if u put an ugly hat on ur favorite little creature it changes like. the DNA. like. do other pokemon look at what you've done and cower? that's their friend... similar but changed... forever having known a life that is entirely alien to them...

🐳 wailordsupreme Follow

.... Are we going to ignore that OP swallowed a human into a ball???

#yes we are. #my friend loves those hats but I think they're so ugly #and stupid #if i wanted a specific type imma get that type..... #typesetting #show james

🧗‍♀️ backpacksandcavesnacks reblogged eevee-lotion

👑 lemmegrabmyballs Follow

ROUND 5 of 6 (see blog for more)

PLEASE REBLOG FOR VISIBILITY:

✍️ dreepydrabbles reblogged ash-hole

☠️ marrowhackoff Follow

just saw someone say writing omegaverse fanfic of your pokemon is bestiality. ma'am this is the monster fucking site. you should be grateful that it's only omegaverse.

#the things i've seen would melt your eyebrows clean off your face #..... typhlosion they could never make me hate you baby #i know that's not what's in your heart

🪽 honey-tree-skies reblogged gymcrawler

🐛 youngstirjoey Follow

Okay say what you will. But shorts really are comfy and easy to wear

🛀🏽 intimidatecutsyourattack Follow

Sorry bud. But. Investing at 3 notes

🐛 youngstirjoey Follow

don't do this to me. i h avue a wife . and chi ld

[simultionerr0r]

They’re watching 👀

[scipunk]

The Matrix (1999) - Glitch in the Matrix

[stay-nerdyy]

EXCUSE ME BEAUTIFUL GLITCH??

Chucking my money at this when it comes out

[alechans-cutetickles]

It's me or zooble just laughed?! 😦💕

(sono io ho zooble si he messa a ridere?!😦💕)

(there is supposed to be more laugh scene of zooble on this live but i think it was just the va's voice)

(ci dovevano essere altre scene su zooble che ride in questa live ma penzo che era solamenta la voce dell doppiatore)

[ppenguinpperson]

a home is a house with a heart.

[melanodis]

rickroll with Mike?

baptized in fire

shifting, shimmer, the depths call out to me

golden glimmer into the underneath

[3ipigs]

[berserkuscircus]

I had an Edgar drawing I was gonna post so I'd have an even number, but it was absolutely awful and I got embarrassed LMSO

[alligatorangel]

i dont think the encore levels are actually happening. the idea that theyre maybe a simulation v1 is running as they die has been on my mind for a while but the new album art just gave way more fuel to that

[dougielombax]

*eerie silence*

Caine: It’s time to do my TAXES!!!!

Bubble: *visibly baffled* But….we don’t…what?!

Caine: Bubble! You can be my accountant!

Bubble: But I’m in charge of maintenance and processing. Not finance! And we don’t even NEED to pay taxes anyway.

Caine: I see. But we still need an accountant.

Pomni: *timidly wanders into the scene* Huh? Accounts? I used to be an accountant. I think? Oh, shit…..*begins to regret ever entering the conversation*

Caine: Well thats GREAT news! You can help me do my TAXES!!!!!!!!

Pomni: Taxes?!

Caine: That’s right! Today’s adventure is….THE AMAZING TAX SIMULATION EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!!

Pomni: *visibly baffled*

Zooble: Oh, SHIT OFF!!!!!!! I would rather huff boiling chlorine fumes than work in finance! Don’t make me get SICK into mine own scorn!!!!

Come on this would TOTALLY happen!

…in my mind…

[the-tiniest-demigod]

@ratherpekewliar

Who will win, and axolotl or a dog with the ability to glitch stuff

(also uhh small pause on the requests bc my phone is dying I will do them tho I promes)

[scipunk]

The Animatrix: Beyond (2003)

[yellow-dejavu]

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