#wtf internet

[gh0stfl0ra]

You. You get me.

Just because I want to watch Headbangers Ball compilations, music videos, or band interviews, doesn't mean I want to see 'The Victims of David Lee Roth', 'Why is Pantera Selling Out (woke mob???)' (Even though I don't even listen to Pantera), 'Vince Neil Fucks up Home Sweet Home' or 'The Only News That Matters: Justin Hawkins Calls Ace Frehley a Cunt'.

[gh0stfl0ra]

pretty sure you just said a different word for 'anus' twice, Kevin.

15 long, painful years of this tweet

[gueberninja]

An alien tried to study MrBeast… but misclicked into a breastfeeding tutorial 👽📺

Recovered from Gueberninja Log 004. Surveillance breach. Unauthorized feed crossover.

Simulation stability: compromised. Viewer reaction: unpredictable.

This was never meant to leak.

[apocalypticavolition]

So I upgraded my computer today and am trying to redownload some old programs. Most are going just fine, but for some reason, Calibre's installer is just not downloading at all. It's bizarre and means my reread is gonna be a little stalled.

[ititledit]

[disgracefulthings]

There's this one scene in My Next Life As A Villainess: All Routes Lead To Doom! that I really like, and it's when Catarina has to pretend to be a villainess in a school play, and she nails it

I want a scene like that, but for Scum Villain's Self Saving System, where Shen Yuan has to act like a villain for some reason, and all the Peak Lords are like 'can he handle it? I know he used to be mean, but this Shen Qingqiu is completely incapable of being unkind.'

And then Shen Yuan gives a perfect Shen Jiu impression. Everyone is scared/horny, the only person unsurprised is Shang Qinghua who regularly deals with being verbally abused by Shen Yuan. Yue Qingyuan is crying tears of joy

Meanwhile Shen Yuan is unaware that he had awakened something in everyone

[slutpoppers]

[sonknuxadow]

saw someone say that sonic and knuckles arent that close and only barely consider eachother friends 7 thousand dead 1 million injured

[gh0stfl0ra]

I don't get why these people call it 'lying' when a band chooses to continue touring. Opinions change, and you can't make money off album sales anymore. Why does it matter to you? You don't have to see them if it pisses you off so badly that these groups choose to do another tour? The U.S. isn't getting any new rock acts anyime soon, I'm afraid. The only reason I can see being wary of this is the health of the performers, but given how these fans treated Paul Stanley getting covid or a serious flu, you know they don't care.

[napping-sapphic]

*gives you a gay little kiss that feels like home*

[punkeropercyjackson]

Zutara purists:What girl didn't have a crush on Zuko as a kid lmao?

Lesbian Atla fans,female aroace Atla fans,fem Atla fans who hated Zuko as a kid and had grow into him and fem Atla fans who had crushes on Aang/Sokka/Jet/literally any other Atla guy:

[duskstarskies]

bro i hate itzsubz why is he like that. wrapped up in his stupid one track mind of getting banned. repeats repeats i dont care i dont care i hate this place get me out. ignores the burning untouched feelings in the back of his mind. focus on getting banned to push anything else to the side. because he’s thought and thought and thought… came to this one conclusion, final solution of leaving after countless hours of isolation with his thoughts (sounding familiar…)

and it’s like, he will ignore uncomfortable feelings. he believes he can run away. if he goes far enough he doesn’t have to deal with the server. he’s tried. but now, the sun burns, stars bore their eyes into him, and he’s surrounded by deepslate… where everything bad happened. he cant run from ANYTHING. even the end… his first safe space… so he thinks that by leaving the server, he can leave it all behind. and he’s cluttered up his base, no place to channel zam onto the walls. his s6 base was his starter so it makes sense that it’s cluttered and messy but not to this extent.. like he’s purposefully making it garrish and distracting. so that he can grind villagers and zombies instead of., well think of anything else.

because he never processed those s4 events he can’t move past it he’s genuinely still very bitter about it. nobody is surprised at this. like his hand is still stained with purple ink and he sees it and he hates it. he doesnt build anymore because he sees quartz and glass and its just too much. his thing with mapicc he indulged in because it felt like old times and he can still pretend nothing ever happened. it’s so .grrrrrr. (not to mention how i think they r kinda similar in that if there’s nothing left for them they will leave. i think subz understands why mapicc left on a personal level…)

it’s also he’s embraced being the ’villian’ something vitalasy couldn’t handle and it’s sooooo. he saw how attachment was vitalasys downfall so hes making sure nobody not even us can get an emotional grasp on him. he can only bring up eclipse in a detached way, or at least he tries to. (he ‘dgaf’ abt zam but he still read all of his signs abt mapicc. sure girl!) u can see the bitterness leak out of him. and there’s moments of sweetness too, where he keeps his promise to vi, if vi needs him, he’ll log on. i guess this is subz picking up where vitalasy left off, ending the world.

subzam convo would make me worse. it would not save me. zam accepted subz resignment, because he understands it now why subz leaves. the first time he tried to bring him back and well… zam got told before (by subz himself) why subz can’t stay but he didn’t want to believe it before. he still doesnt want to believe in it, but he understands it now. if that’s what subz wants. 3: (i still think there’s hope… but maybe im too optimistic) zam’s feelings abt subz r still unresolved, mirroring subz feelings abt eclipse. taking a good long look at zams new shield and the subz princeaxe-> eclipse axe. i hope that bubble pops and they are so so so so messy about it.

i hope bacon talks to subz more and i hope they get freaked out by each other more. bacon is probably internally sighing to himself abt getting zam to break up with vitalasy 2 yrs ago. cuz these guys r too messy…

but anyway yeah fuck this guy.

[dallysblinkies]

KMFDM stamps!!

misc stamps i made!! see my post of inane lyric stamps!

just reblog to use! love u guys <3 if any of u columbiner freaks see this, don't fucking use my shit. i don't like u /srs.

[tarotomorrows]

Alright #anxifear nation come get yall’s food

This is based off an artists’s twitter post of an Inside Out x Heathers AU and they had Anxiety as JD and Fear as Veronica and I thought the dynamic of it was just too priceless too not use.

And no shame to the creator either by the way I’m just so surprised by the creative minds of the internet I mean who thinks to put those two pieces of media together?! It’s actually impressive so props to your creativity lol

[bookofmormonmemes]

Hey is soaking real? I'm enrolling at BYU from out of state and want to know the culture. Also what's your favorite dirty soda? Excited to come and learn!

this ask is insane. i was about to say something along the lines of 'imagine if somebody said they wanted to learn about your culture but all they asked about was weird sex acts that somebody else made up and pinned on you to make your culture look gross and crazy' but then i remembered all of 18th-19th century anthropology.

anyways it's blackberry dr pepper with cream

[jey-chan]

alfred, after reading 2 leters taht had ben delibered to him by a glowing green dog, noded an started to prepare diner before puting a single mesage on the family and friends grup chat.

Ined, this neded a stomash full of food.

Some time later and Alfred decides to drop the bomb.

Alfred: So, today a letter aribed to the maneor. It was sended by both, the CSD and that facility that aided the laters Masters Tom and Marta Wayne..."

Bruce, all confused because no one told him he was a in vitrus boy: My parents what?"

"...Its apears that a tragic had happened in the adoptive home life of Master Bruce´s biological litle brother, and both the state and the Infinite Realms sems to think this house is the perfect place to him and his mirror born twin sister. I expect you all to read this informative triptic because Yung Masters Dany and Dani (neme changing pending) are now half of a rare and prety multidimencional guarded species. An I will be damed and put my two weeks advice if my litle new sons are damaged by this emotional conspirational family"

Jackson was the frist one to react.

"Holy shit! this time te suprised new silbing one is Bruce?!"

"Oh so is it hereditary... " was Dick reaction

"A rare and delicated species you said? I shal go to therapy then." was Damian two cents before going to the library in seearsh of a good candidate.

Menawile... Bruce had yet to rebot.

Tim: okay but how jung?

Alfred: human 11 yeears old, and in ghost form 5 months old. Little Dani is just 2 months old. ¿Could you belive it? Please Miss Kent, go and give this nasty Master man a beaten up could you? i would go after him myself but i need to take care of the litles halfas.

Batfamily: WHAT THA FUCK?!