#sniper vs spy... 2!!

[waifishsniper]

[inkujira11]

team fortress 2 if it was even better LOL

[shockereel]

Sniping's not a good job, mate. Not in these conditions. #FixTF2

God, I want this to work out so fucking bad I'm literally insane, stay optimistic mates.

[emilythedog661-tf2]

MvM is getting Attention again!

So, a while ago, i made a post talking about how neglected MvM was as it's my favourite thing to play on TF2, well today (on my birthday too), the TF2 twitter asked the community to upload some MvM maps on the workshop and i'm so happy that valve is paying attention to MvM again

I hope one of the maps that's chosen is based in england as i would love to have a british themed TF2 map and also the last wave has a boss battle like a saxton hale bot, the blimps that were meant to be added into the game but got replaced by the tanks, a giant heavy bot and maybe that can add more austrailium coated weapons for those collectors.

i'm happy that MvM is getting attention again and it's like valve saw my post and decided to give MvM attention again 🤩

[burnertracfone]

Playboy Bunny Pyro on pl_embargo by PaladinMaui

[mikesult]

FUCK YEAH SNIPER TF2 COSPLAY!!

(why I am so short)

[soldier-bee]

my long overdo thing for my cupids whole team(my mutual reminded me)

Raman(Cupid Medic):

Raman was created as a replacement for the now Anti-cupid Severin(@ionlypostmymeemocs character)

he represents obsessive love and as his love entails he became OBSESSED with the original. (Severin)

after he was found out that he loved someone he was punished and his feathers were torn out but he never took the hint and is still in love.

he is an outsider to his own team

Maverick(cupid engineer)

created as a cupid but was never fully finished before he was sent out on the battle field rendering him unable to express any emotion but still feels them

he represents selfless love

when not fighting he usally goes out looking for Edme(ok just see @ionlypostmymeemocs post to see where all these random names are coming from) and hang out with him. he plays it off to the admin like hes gathering leverage against the Anti-cupid team..hes not.

Boris(Cupid heavy)

boris represents companionate love, always there to give you a big old bear hug when you need it!

his wings are far smaller than what you'd expect he'd need to fly but SOMEHOW he still is able to fly like wtf??

hes always there to listen to your problems and do his best to help when times are hard for you

Buck(Cupid soldier)

buck is always..ALWAYS. crazy lol i donno i have nothing for this guy yet.. :(

he represents phila love look it up i not explain :3

has a whole samurai outfit plus a devil mask

dont ask about war, hell talk for 72 hours about it and the history about it before passing out himself

François Fleur(Cupid Spy)

you ever feel like someone is watching you? that you have eyes on you all the time? well that could be Fleur, hes a secret admirer of sorts, always keeping track of everyone and everything....that they do what they like and more!

youll never be alone, never! just call his number! or maybe your friend has already called him for you!

thats only what it feels like, hes actually just a really good listener and likes to do his best to make his friends happy

???(Cupid Pyro)

uhm...hes..shes crazy..uhm..i think we got a defect in the cupid machine-

he represents burning passion..i i think..uhm..shes right behind me isnt he?

Louis(Cupid Scout)

take a normal scout give him antlers and a few other modifications you get this fuck! always being rejected but dont worry you'll still feel love it will just be not taken seriously but keep trying you'll get em someday! :D

Louis represents unrequited love, bla bla bla and stuff

give this boy any amount of attention hell think you're best friend now how silly

hella energetic energy, 50 laps around the world kinda energy

Fergus(Cupid Demoman)

Fergus represents storage love or love for family and friends i think?

the best drinking buddy you could ever have, dont question how he got there even if he was never there before

he likes those fat little seal plushies and has a whole room full of them

more to come uhm.. my brain hurty

Dingo(Cupid sniper)

dingo represents self love! LOVE YOURSELF!

quiet personality and tends to keep away from the rest of the team so he can work on himself alone

he enjoys baking even if its almost inedible by the end, self care mud baths are essential and he doesnt like to go by himself so he takes Fleur with him

[theviceenforcer]

Team Fortress 2 (MvM) - Victory Photo

Our heroes have once again defended a Mann Co. base from their enemies and celebrate with a group photo.

[bracoeth]

valve pls fix

visit https://save.tf and sign the petition today

on june 3rd, the official event begins, spread the word

[rudinworkshop]

alright let's do this.

since @another-delta-lover and @ionlypostmymeemocs did it, I'm doing it too.

Guess my top 5 TF2 ships!

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Good luck!

[roachcounty]

UHHHHMM UHM UHM red vs blue au because s19 got fucking delayed (RAAAHHHHH) and i have been getting into tha tf2 lore lately... love those guys. and anyway this makes sense to me. has this been done before idk. drawing armor is hard. and guns. this is an excuse to practice.

[ieo-pio]

Tf2 barn drama edition

[cheatsykoopa98]

Hm... Where have I seen these guys before?

in case you want to look at a version that doesn't burn your eyes

[mrsvalentinefucker1]

Support class dick hc, kinks + How they fuck

Cw: knives, rough sex, blood

Sniper

•Dick: I’d say about 6, 6 1/2 inches if I’m being generous here. Definitely not thin, it’s got some girth to it that’s for sure. He never ever clean shaves he thinks it looks weird (he’s not wrong) so he’ll definitely just trim up a little or maybe not at all. Wild man moment. Plus, he kinda loves the scruffy look he has going on. I know everyone says he’s uncircumcised and i definitely agree with that. Tip is not red but definitely a deep pink, it’s cute. Two visible veins, one on the top of his shaft and one underneath it. So he’s very very sensitive.

•How he fucks: Rough. He likes to be fucked hard and to fuck hard. His favorite position to see you in is definitely mating press or doggy style (with a knife to your throat) he loves to see your face contort with pleasure and fear. He’s very vocal i mean haven’t you heard his voice lines. Come on. He loves telling you how great of a fuck toy you can be when you aren’t being a cunt or a teasing slut. He doesn’t have a favorite place to cum really.. Whenever he gets his rocks off is where it stays so.

•Kinks

Praise: definitely, but backhanded praise “look at you, good little slut.” Stuff like that you know?

Predator vs prey play: I know this is so basic but oh my goodness he LOVE LOVE LOVEEEESSS to chase you down and just fuck your brains out if your skull. Like I said, he likes it rough. (Me next)

Knife play: Ofc this is one of them. That mf is a literal animal. He just likes the power trip tbh. Having your life in his very hands, though he’d never do anything to ever hurt it.. it’s hot to watch your fearful eyes and if you enjoy it just as much as he does, you’re in for a ride of dirty talk and rough hard sex.

Public sex: touching you while in public. Something about it. Maybe it’s bc he likes to tease and see how long you can last without gripping his arm while shaking and begging to cum or maybe it’s because nobody around you can (probably) tell how good he’s pleasing you, and how they’ll never get a chance to touch a wonderful lady like you the way he does. Who knows

BREEDING: Though he is scared to have kids and will take every procedure to make sure you won’t get pregnant, he still loves to just cum inside of you all day, everyday. (Same sniper.)

Stepping: he probably likes to be stepped on. He’ll buy you beautiful, expensive heels just so you can step on him or press against his hard cock. (Meow.)

Spy

•Dick: solid 5 1/2, it’s not too thin but not exactly thick.. it stretches you very very nicely that is for sure. He trims it constantly. He is never out of order, he takes too much pride in himself to let it grow out like that wretched bushman. Uncircumcised, his dick skin is like.. oddly soft and velvety. One small vein on the side of his cock, it’s nice. Tip, I’d say, is a light cute pink.

•How he fucks: He either makes love for a long time or he plows you hard. Usually both. He rides the fine line very well. While he goes at it soft and caring, he teases you a lot. Vibrators, toys, his finger, his mouth. He just likes to tease you a lot.. but once he slips in, its game over for him. He can’t help it. He has to fuck you like an animal in heat.

•Kinks

Lingerie for sure. He loves to either buy them for you to give you his card to buy yourself some and then surprise him with it! (Will probably write a fic based off this)

Spanking or brat taming: He will absolutely wreck your ass if you talk back to flirt with ANYONE. He will spank you so hard you’ll become a babbling mess.

Body worship: Giving or receiving, he loves to tease you by kissing down your gorgeous body and leave small bites all over you. Nipping, kissing, nipping, kissing. You know. Backhanded kisses

Medic

•Dick: He’s German and from my experience, they’re packing serious heat. 7 inches hard. Argue with the wall because I will not listen. Tummy bulge will happen so be prepared. Much like spy he keeps himself in check, trims every couple of days. Circumcised, dark pink with a red hue tip. It’s sensitive as hell. No visible veins until he gets to fucking, then they all start popping out. Thick. Hard stretch that’s for sure.

•How he fucks: They all fuck hard but him.. dear lord. Pray and buckle up because he will bruise your cervix. He pounds. He doesn’t even fuck, HE SLAMS. bed? broken, operating table? broken, desk? Broken twice. He loves to just fuck you into a mindless mess. That’s all

•Kinks

Roleplay: He loves to roleplay anything really. Nurse and doctor, doctor and patient, boss and intern, things like that.

Knife play: scalpels are going to be pressed against your skin.. which leads me to my next kink hc

Blood kink: Licks the blood off of your wounds or the small cuts he marks your body with. If you have a period, best believe he will be begging to fuck you on it

“Meine Liebe! It feels so much better when you’re on your period, it also relieves cramps too!”

[orangeboxnlime]

All Sniper and Spy canon interactions

Get ready to see them fight every second

Comics The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper BLUSpy insulted Sniper so bad Sniper wants to throw piss at him

2. Comics Blood Money and Gargoyles & Gravel - Scream Fortress 7 They're...uuuuuh near each other, yup totally counts as an interaction

yeah no lol [Edit]: They do interact in Gargoyles & Gravel. Will update in part 2

2. Comics #4 Blood in the Water Spy can't pass the chance to insult Sniper 😭

3. Comics #6 The Naked and the Dead Sniper scrambling to go save Spy, losing his pants in the process

Bro didn't even say thanks

And they had cigs together :]

More silly bickerings :)

4. Meet the Sniper Sniper killed BLUSpy. Look at him so polite :)

5. Meet the Spy FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. REDSpy won this round

6. They're paired together in Sniper vs Spy update (it was originally only sniper update but they add in spy later)

Truly the iconic tf2 rivalry!

[endivinity]

WOUGH okay so the premise all started because of the way I play FO4 on survival which is about as long and arduous as this post. it's ALL in settlement building and most of my mods reflect this. I play that shit like minecraft. I'll chuck some screenshots at the end

the more you think about it, the less plausible it is for a soldier or a lawyer respectively to have ANY idea about the fine tuning of crafting a fusion generator or a water purifier, let alone know how to construct a pre-broken window pane. None of the wood is useable - there's no amount of fantasy that can make me believe a whole bed can be constructed out of two pencils and a pack of cigarettes. Realistically - the resources need to come from somewhere. I've also read critiques about how the commonwealth hasn't progressed for two centuries (which, part of this is because of how Bethesda handles the Fallout franchise vs the established societies in 1 and 2. for the record i LOATHED 3 and am very firmly a new vegas bitch). They're still living in Diamond City surrounded by piles of trash and the rest of the NPC settlements are canonically wiped out or basically considered the dregs (Goodneighbor, the Children of Atom, charitably the Atom Cats; Quincy and University Point, etc). They live off scavenging for trash and components that are somehow still lying around untouched. Most of this is because the game wants you to use this cool mechanic they've introduced and to feel like you're rebuilding the wasteland with your bare hands, and you get your pick of a huge scope of lands to build on, and the appearance of actual civilisation suffers for it. Nobody lives there. Realistically, you're going to build up one or two really good settlements and the rest are barebones or empty.

Jake (probably has a longer name. it's never mentioned) is a civil engineer who has combat training and survival know-how for funsies and by the cusp of the great war her department had enough downsizing that she was taking on the work of coworkers who had been "let go" (executed for thought crimes), so she knows some stuff about blueprinting things other than major city infrastructure, at least enough to delegate or make suggestions. She also stirred the pot and got higher-ups very angry at her and was punitively assigned to marriage and domesticity in Sanctuary Hills. Most importantly, she's not related to the family that have the kid. Nate gets shot and Nora suffocates in cryo.

She enters a world that perplexes her specifically because nothing has progressed for two hundred years, but through very very careful investigation she finds out that something or someone is actively interfering with any attempts to settle and develop. There's an intensive spying network going on and she has to figure out what's safe, who's safe, how the raider groups are able to be raiding year-round without dying of starvation because they're certainly not farming, how to build and manage and educate her new settlements without tripping the local spy network, how to set up trade convoys for lumber and concrete without tripping the local spy network OR instigating the raider gangs that systematically wiped out the convoys in the first place, and how to source parts for this goddamn water purifier schematic while not dying to super-radstorms or a really big wild hog. She customarily fights with a knife (Throatslicer); she's proficient at sniping and occasionally uses a plasma sniper or a gauss rifle.

Deacon is her story companion because of the 'friend' RR sign above the vault. Guy's been spying from the get-go. But because Jake's super paranoid and realistically, he has no way of knowing who you are because you aren't stupid and bald and wearing a pair of signature sunglasses, he loses her the moment she ditches the vault suit at the Abernathys'; half of his part of the story is trying to find out what happened to her, why the institute was involved in the vault at all (and increasingly wild theories about how she's a synth plant), and who this weirdass woman is who's suddenly taking over the trade routes, and talk of new settlements that's kept so hush-hush he can't even crack the secrets with his super believable caravan hand outfit.

Eventually Jake realizes she's in way over her head trying to manage settlements and hunts down the Railroad to ask for help, which... they're very downsized. They're basically a skeleton crew. I have no idea how they suddenly have all those heavies at the battle of bunker hill or the castle or whatever the fuck. So they can't and/or won't help her, and it comes down to Deacon to make an executive decision over what he thinks is going to be longterm better for the wasteland and the synth populations, and when weighing up the options between this cool lady who never shows her face and creeps around spiderman-style to sever a gunner's spinal cord and wants to crack the Institute wide open, or being trapped in a crypt with Carrington and successfully exfiltrating one synth every three months, the decision is obvious

and since you made it this far here's some shots of builds I've worked on. My main base at Egret Tours; Sanctuary Hills after I removed all the shitass housing for funsies; Murkwater Construction with incredibly poor navmeshing; my other main at Dalton Farm. yes my save file hates me