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fisheito · 11 months ago

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when a battle can't be solved with dark nova yakumo

#me at the sorceror's trials when i can't brute force it #there are probably better attackers out there since DN yaku got released a while ago #but i don't have them.#so every time there's a problem #i throw my nerdworm at the enemies to make them go away LOL #then the gimmick has the AUDACITY to be like #(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) teehe.e. the enemies counter 300% every turn #or #(*/ω＼*) oh no ! your attacker in that slot can't do anything but guard!#[irritably starts shuffling my units around the roster like i'm a cup sliding scam artist]#STOP THAT. IF I CAN'T MELEE MY WAY OUT OF THIS I'LL HAVE TO uSE MY BRAIN #AND NO ONE WILL LIKE THAT #IF I CAN'T TAKE DOWN AT LEAST 40% OF THE ENEMY'S HP IN ONE HIT THEN THE DOPAMINE AINT GONNA CASCADE DOWN MY SYNAPSES LIKE TROPICAL RAIN #nu carnival yakumo

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kensatou · 10 months ago

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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)

#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to #anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note #this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out #by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life #also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace #i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE #the boys #kimiko miyashiro #karen fukuhara #theboysedit #tvedit

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why-lamp · 4 months ago

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MOOOOOOOOOoooom!! Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles are causing chaos in the supernatural fandom again!

#destiel #supernatural #misha collins #jensen ackles #Every time a new thing happens #im teleported back to nov 5th 2020 #pls just make season 16 so these two men can kiss and STOP MAKING IT EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEM #jk #unless #phineas and ferb #i guess????#dean winchester #castiel #spn

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lazylittledragon · 5 months ago

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i am losing my entire shit right now, this single panel caused a nuclear disaster in my ig comments when someone said "halsin just saying 'astarion's partner' instead of his name feels icky"

which is such a fucking reach by itself but descended into this in about 5 seconds

#ramble #i keep getting older but the fandom bullshit never changes #i'm in pieces rn i am begging this person to get some real problems #i feel like it's an offence to even MENTION the pyramid of harm/hate on this???? like that's a Thing #but offhandedly referring to someone as 'person-you-know's partner' isn't a MIGROAGGRESSION IT'S A DESCRIPTOR SFDHDKSSDK #am i on shutter island. is this real #literally every job i've worked. 'oh xyz's girlfriend came in today'. 'i met so and so's partner yesterday'#HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO AN ADULT THAT CALLING SOMEONE 'PERSON'S PARTNER' IS A VERY NORMAL WAY TO REFER TO SOMEONE THE OTHER PERSON DON'T KNOW #i know it literally doesn't matter but as like. a storytelling thing #in my mind halsin has probably known astarion a LONG ASS time and he WOULD know dorian. he went to the wedding akfhdfh #ashe does not give enough of a shit to remember people's names. he's been at that arena for 30 years and forgets there's even a hockey side #ALSO IT'S NOT REAL #i need to put my face in some moss i'm dying

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supreme-leader-stoat · 10 months ago

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#every time I talk about the long-standing bot/scammer problem on here and remind people of basic internet/financial safety #there's always at least one clown going “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REAL PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP YOU MONSTER?”#well now there's a due warning posted right where anyone can see it #so either they're asking every blog they see for money without even checking bios (which is still spam)#or they're *GASP* a bot

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yesokayiknow · 16 days ago

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obviously i knew that three hated being stuck on earth but i really wasn't expecting just how often three's like goodbye you wretched creatures i never liked any of you and you're all stupid only for him to slink back in after his escape plan fails again like my dear friends. disregard that 👍

#and it's so funny every time #he said he was just taking a short hop but there's no way he was gonna come back #which means he was planning to just. leave unit to deal w the master & the autons agdjhsjd not his problem! bye!#doctor who #the doctor #three #also i met mike yates this ep!!! yay!!!!#he wanted to make cocoa for jo <3

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valictini · 9 months ago

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I’ve already said it, I’ll say it again, Mal du Pays is such a visceral and clever word to describe Siffrin’s Sadness. When I first saw it in game it genuinely made me pause like. Yes, it translates to homesickness. But it has the literal word for country in it. “Country sickness”. For a guy whose core problem is that his childhood, his culture, his country is missing. One could argue it’s a twisted pun. I’m obsessed with it.

#isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #isat siffrin #isat mal du pays #isat fanart #my art #in stars and time spoilers #isat headcanon #not done yapping: like you meet mdp at a point where the Big Problem is the loops and siffrin's fear of being abandonned by the party #and then Mal du Pays shows up and it hits you #thats the core of every fucking issue Siffrin has #his country and how it fucked everything for him #his bad memory making him forget too much and making him feel like a horrible friend and making him think that surely #hell also be forgotten #because hes a bad friend and a mess and is missing half of his fucking life #he holds onto the party with everything he has but also feels an infinite amount of shame about it because Hes A Bad Friend #hea so scared to forget whats important to him just like he forgot his past #just #ough

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ryuusea · 6 months ago

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mornings with a math professor…

inspired by this twt

#I TOO WOULD CRY #is very bad at math #googling hard math problems for every time I incorporate into my art but tbh all math to me hard #still dunno how I passed calculus in high school #thank fckng god I passed enough to get out of doing math in college and didn’t need it for my major lmao #sherliam #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #liam james moriarty #ynm sherlock holmes #yuumori #I retained nothing from calculus class #we all know sherly failed that test in the Durham date chapter so

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jadeitor-art · 2 months ago

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Shadowheart 🌜

Sketch I started long ago and I finished in just a moment. Easily one of my favourites characters to romance.

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sesamestreep · 4 months ago

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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!

#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically #which like he also isn’t in canon at all #he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with #but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly #The way writers always adapt him doing #so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for #and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane #the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane #in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson #and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great #BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now #sherlock holmes #john watson #doctor watson #acd #acd canon #tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put #also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly #Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street #there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them #that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from #ANYWAY

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stompandhollar · 1 year ago

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reminding everyone that the in-universe problem with The Doctor and The Master isn’t “ooo horrible nasty enemies who hate each other and don’t get along and fight all the time but are also in love”

the problem is that they get along. the problem is that they can’t stop themselves from falling naturally into a rhythm of riffing off one another and enjoying the other’s company. THAT is the problem. the problem is that it works and that’s the thing that caused all their issues. they like one another. they just click.

#doctor who #thoschei #the doctor and the master #the master #twissy #they’re also the two worst people on the planet(s) l #lol #it’s the person you can’t help having chemistry with #they almost don’t have a choice #they both know it too #sometimes one of them will pretend it isn’t true but it is it’s the very much mutually understood truth #the problem is they just like one another a lot #not even in a romantic way #even tho it’s romantic lol #they just LIKE one another !!!#what was that thing stephen moffat said #companions bring it up all the time too. it doesn’t make sense why the doctor lets them get away with so much. it frustrates every companio #when they see that the truth of the matter is that the doctor just LIKES the Master #the two kids every teacher sits intentionally far far far away from one another lmao

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ethan-acfan · 10 months ago

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My favorite thing in almost all timetravel fix-it desmond fics is when he casually mentions like "Oh, that guy is hot." And (depending on when he got sent back, I'm using ezio for this), ezio is like *gasp* "Did you just admit to... liking MEN?!" and desmond is just like "...we kill people Ezio😐. I think if they arrested me, it would be for the multiple acts of terriosm." It is so funny every time

#i cant get enough of it #its so funny every time #*clutches pearls* “YOU LAY WITH MEN?”#“we murder people like on a regular basis...i think we have bugger problems here”#AND HES SO REAL FOR THAT #assassin's creed #desmond miles #silly desmond #ezio auditore

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freakshaped · 12 days ago

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Whatever previous boss was so mean to Mel about her emotions that she not only internalized it but vented to Becca about it, come on out, her sister and I just wanna talk.