#AND HES SO REAL FOR THAT

[emi-gelfling]

Ok, first off, if you aren't a fan of dpxdc crossover fics then you can keep scrolling. For everyone who's still here, enjoy this fantastic wip where danny isn't just a weedy little emo engineer running circles around the batfam; he's also instigating the most UST-filled cat & mouse game with tim ever!

LINK TO "WHO YOU GONNA CALL?":

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58834891/chapters/149945905

[ethan-acfan]

My favorite thing in almost all timetravel fix-it desmond fics is when he casually mentions like "Oh, that guy is hot." And (depending on when he got sent back, I'm using ezio for this), ezio is like *gasp* "Did you just admit to... liking MEN?!" and desmond is just like "...we kill people Ezio😐. I think if they arrested me, it would be for the multiple acts of terriosm." It is so funny every time

[froggiequarium]

this thought came to me while i was searching up the princess & the pauper playlist to listen to once again so self-indulgent but:

imagine the princess and the pauper always being your default movie to put on when you were younger. you come home from school? you want to watch it. you cant go out cause its raining? movie time and its that one. you're sick? you play it to cheer you up.

at some point, maybe you don't even realize, you've watched it so often that every lyric of every song is tattooed into your memory, maybe even most of, if not all of, the dialogue.

now, imagine: you're not the only one this affects.

caleb would always tease you for watching that one same movie so often when there were so many other and much better ones to choose from in his words, but every time (if he wasn't caught up with something already) would be sitting right next to you, indulging you and watching the familiar scenes and songs play on the screen.

now, unconsciously, he's also committed the songs to memory, and even the accompanying dialogue between the lyrics without your knowledge.

so then one day you put it on, same as usual, and you're singing along to the songs because you just can't resist, and then to be a princess comes on, and you plan to listen to it through even though you know the lyrics, only for caleb's voice to recite the dialogue before the character onscreen breaks into song, and he so easily keeps up with it.

you're staring at him, absolutely baffled, mouth open in shock and he just looks at you with this satisfied look in his eyes as he carries on, and you manage to mumble along to the duet parts but you're so fixated on caleb the entire time and wow, does he have a nice singing voice......

at another point, the duet between the pauper and the king plays and you start, wondering if he'll join in on this one as well, and he does, and you're each singing your part of the lyrics and somehow you both seem to be getting just a little bit closer to each other, and then the singing overlaps near the end and you both recite it beautifully, an invisible force pulling your faces closer and closer that when the song ends and the two onscreen are gazing at the sunset, you're gazing into the same view in his eyes, so lost in the sunset of them as you feel his warm breath on your lips and wait for either of you to be brave enough to make the move before you watch them crinkle and he pulls back slightly, tilting his head as he looks at the screen.

"oh, i could've swore they kissed here.... hm."

and you blink up at him, heart hammering in your chest and face burning because there's no way he just did that.

"caleeeb!"

and he revels in your embarrassed pout gazing up at him through your lashes, so obviously upset at him.

"hm? what?" he leans down again slightly, mischief surrounding his irises. "haven't you seen this more than me? shouldn't you have known that?"

"that's.. not......"

you're stammering, knowing that he's messing with you, and thinking he's so cruel, dangling your desire right in front of you like that only to snatch it away all too easily.

so cruel for having all the power over you.

"i just thought..."

"what? you wanted to kiss me?"

"caleb! just— just forget it, its—"

at that moment, he grips your chin between his thumb and index finger, pulling your face towards his and crashing his lips onto yours.

when he pulls back, your eyes flutter open to see his pleased grin stretched across his lips, and you're completely stunned trying to process what just happened.

"hmm, what do you think?' he murmurs, smiling. "do i resemble the king or the male pauper more?"

you take a moment to think as you float back to reality.

"their names are dominick and julian."

he laughs at your little pout as you correct him.

"yes, yes, forgive me, princess," he replies, affectionately petting your head, your heart fluttering at the unexpected nickname as he settles in closer to you, eyes drifting back to the screen.

the movie has always served good memories for you, but now you have something even lovelier to associate it with.

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[crowlixcx]

aziraphale in bastille:

[somewhat-stressed]

can you tell hes my favorite

(pls zoom in on the small ones i love them)

[gunsatthaphan]

give them their romcom you cowards 😤

[stgroversfire]

i love scout because the rest of the team are 'an assassin for hire' 'an international spy' 'a genius doctor'

and scouts like "yea im from boston"

[asra-appreciation-club]

the difference in asra's responses when you pick the upright choices vs the reversed choices is sooo funny to me. if you pick the upright choices (moving to a big city, the dream w/ muriel being a bad dream) he says stuff like "wow, [mc], you've really grown in these past few years. i'm proud of you <3." but if you pick the reversed choices he's fully like "FINALLY someone agrees with me. yes, let's leave the city and move to a remote area. disappearing into our own world, alone forever?? sounds like a good dream to me ;*. we should totally skip the palace and go back to the shop, even though i told nadia we'd only be gone a day. what if lucio scares you!!"

[analogboii]

phu really said "i may look soft but i stand on business"

[nikonichothelas]

HES SO SILLY (someone get him locked up)

[souporsaladnatural]

Season 12 Cas is literally spiralling so fucking hard for the whole season i love it, go off my mentally and emotionally unwell king <3

[abby118]

Gotye really dropped one hit and left

[its-elvie-innit]

WIN FOR THE ETHOGIRLS!!!!

[fruitofthelewd]

Posting the full post here because it deserves to be read it its entirety. Could only get a censored version but the blurred words are both "fuck"

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

[gunsatthaphan]

he squish 🤏🏻🥺

[skecherss]

@batbirdies honestly this SOUNDS like something your Jason would say