#so i can barely engage with stuff relating to them without exploding and dying. and especially videos are hard

[gay--dog]

i keep trying to look at photos and stuff people have posted from the red vox show at white eagle hall but every time i just get too excited and i have to stop. when the fixation is so bad you cant even engage with it or youll fucking die ..

[idkwhatawritingblogis]

send me an otp / s+a

who hogs the duvet the answer to this is the dogs. like you can't even get this answer out of the two of them because pets run the fuckin' world for them.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going sierra more than axel. after her usual morning text to him before he has to dip off to work, she'll text him at lunch and around the time he usually comes home if he doesn't text her first to say he got in safe. she's a big worrier. 

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts definitely sierra. not that axel is bad at giving gifts or anything but she's definitely more creative in the two of them. 

who gets up first in the morning usually axel. he's deffo the early riser between the two of them and it's always si trying to distract him to keep him in bed. unless she's the one working, but. usually it's him.

who suggests new things in bed it usually is sierra. axel tends to let her take the reigns on that since she's So New to a lot of sex things. keeping it at her own pace. 

who cries at movies .. well it sure as fuck ain't axel. it's always sierra. she's so goddamn emotional, axel needs to just keep tissues at his sides at all times and even more so at a movie. even if it's happy. he's just here like "..it's okay." "BUT THE DOG." ".......it lived."

who gives unprompted massages definitely axel cos he's a handsy little bastard and if she even stretches out on the couch or the bed and is just laying there minding her own business, there he comes to offer one up or to give one at all. which it's not like sierra is complaining or anything. he's too good with his hands and she should sue him for it tbh.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick sierra. she's a constant worrier, especially if he's sick enough for it to effect him heavy. so she's out here tryin to arrange a soup delivery and to make sure he's got meds and is taking care of himself. axel obviously cares as well, but. she's definitely a Lot More about it to the point where he has to be like, "i'm not dying, tash, it is okay, i will be asleep."

who gets jealous easiest axel. even after their split and the whole cheatin thing, if they got back together or something, it'd still be axel. not that she's not jealous but.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music you know what? it's axel. you see how hard he goes to the hot n spicy theme. it's the same for anything else, really. especially dropping off the kids for school in the future. so it's more his dancing than the music but imagining axel going hard to some weird german metal? oh man.

who collects something unusual sierra. axel thinks her crystals as a whole are fuckin unusual, but. 

who takes the longest to get ready sierra takes this, between her trying to choose and outfit and doing her makeup. but it's not like axel is someone who is ready immediately either. like you know whenever they move in together, their bathroom has to be big. with double sinks. for all of their shit.

who is the most tidy and organised most definitely axel. he's got that on lock.

who gets most excited about the holidays

sierra. she loves decorating, especially as they get older. it’s fun to spin their home in a new way.

who is the big spoon/little spoon sierra WANTS to be big spoon at least once a week but he never lets her. so. he's big spoon, she's little spoon. #oneday.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports axel is by far. even when they're out playing some arcade games or anything, he's just straight in for the kill. but he'll eventually let up and let her win a few rounds. very big gentleman.

who starts the most arguments sierra. she takes things so terribly sometimes and then things just kinda explode from there. it's a lot of emotion as a whole and also kind of letting a lot of things fester, especially with them being primarily LDR?? she's dumb.

who suggests that they buy a pet it's never really a suggestion. it's sierra saying she wants another pet and axel eventually relenting. she's good at taking care of them and they make her happy, okay. he can't deny her this.

what couple traditions they have for their anniversary, it's usually spent in germany together. exploring hamburg, doing to the park they were official in. 

what tv shows they watch together i don't think they ever really .. have a tv show that they get invested enough in to sit and watch or make plans to watch. they've probably started a show on netflix but they just kinda go at their own pace and discuss episodes as they come and go.

what other couple they hang out with ..walter + v, mack and his lady and his little kid. usually just axels friends versus sierras. that didn't go well the last time. LMAO.

how they spend time together as a couple when they get to be together? it's a lot of everything. sitting on the couch to unwind, going grocery shopping. sometimes si'll even sit in the bathroom as he takes an incredibly long shower and read a book quietly or chat with him. it's just them being in the same place and getting the chance to relish in that since they rarely do. lots of soft moments.

who made the first move i think? axel kissed her first. when the two of them were just together in germany and in the forest when c+g fucked off elsewhere. he just kinda swooped in with si against a tree.

who brings flowers home axel. flowers make his girl feel special and he's always out here tryin' to do that for her, especially on days where he knows she's been going through it, or on days he knows she has to interact with her dad.

who is the best cook obviously it's axel because she can't cook worth shit. she's done cooking classes and gotten better, and hasn't poisoned anyone which is good, but. it's him. though i figure as they get older, they probably rely more on some food prep services or something like that. like meal boxes that're easy to put together and keep. easy instructions. ones you don't Fuck Up.

BONUS:

how they would get engaged i feel like axel's the type to plan that dream romantic getaway to pop the question. somewhere nice, with beaches and greenery and a lot of cool animal related stuff to do, a lot of places to explore. but their engagement probably comes on the worst day. whatever romantic thing they've had planned, like a nighttime candlelit dinner has been rained out, sierra probably ate shit trying to race out of the rain and the two of them are soaked to the bone and they just stop and look at each other and break out into laughter and he pops to one knee to ask. there's a lot of crying. probably masked in the rain. 

what their wedding would be like it'd be some absolute lavish shit. like, they go all out because it's a Forever thing and they'll only be doing this once. axel wants si to feel like an absolute princess, so when he catches her trying to figure out if they can have either a photographer or videographer and not both, he's like mmmmm no. it's both. he barely tells her no with whatever she comes to him with, unless she is very obviously trying to test limits. (she did jokingly suggest a massive ice sculpture of the two of them and he just very much Stared. she didn't mean it!). it's not some break the bank level shit, but what they want, they get and it's a really pretty affair. bright, sparkly, tons of flowers. 

how many kids they’ll have there's at least two. axel wants more than two, but sierra is comfortable with two once they have them, she doesn't want to end up too crazily overwhelmed, especially as a likely stay at home mum, since axel probably insisted. like damn. let her live without diapers for a bit, kindly.

[scienceoftheidiot]

So, 1 week after, here are my thoughts on Endgame. 

I liked the film, this is the thing you need to know. 

Rest of the thoughts under the cut, not in any order, and of course SPOILERS AHEAD 

Also careful as I put ALL my opinions there. Dunno if it’s unpopular or not and frankly I don’t really give a shit. 

Time travel. Didn’t expect that, rather some shenanigans with Strange, so time travel + Antman ? I’m game, thanks for surprising me. I think Antman is now my favourite Avenger. And I haven’t seen Antman and the Wasp, so uh. I was a little put off. lol. 

Since we’re on this subject : why oh why do you all go to fucking TONY’s to talk about time travel when Bruce is still around ?!???!!!!  Tony is a genius engineer. He does physics. BUT NOT THIS KIND  Bruce is the closest you can have for time travel (I would have gone to Pym but eh he’s gone).  further proof that in cinema, all scientists are interchangeable (if... you can call Tony a scientist. Mmmmmeeeehhh depends on the definition) science rant off/  Physicist = BRUCE. NOT TONY  

Tony was fucking grating all the damn movie. I understand his reactions, I understand his motivations, but really ? I have started to not like him much a few films before, and now it has culminated. So I guess now I’m team Cap. Always been team Cap anyway, except during civil war when the sole well written character is Black Panther. 

the 5 years gap ? the most stupid part of the movie. I can suspend my disbelief (not all the (russian) nuclear plants have exploded without enough supervision, for example, well I think so, we have no idea how the rest of the world has coped because USA USA USA)(the french ones are supposed to calm down and “turn off” in this case)(i said SUPPOSED) but there are things that should be addressed    It’s only used as a background and never made in perspective as a European, we know that 5 years ? Is enough to rebound. No “big empty places” unless you have decided to make a reserve of it (which they should have taken the opportunity for, given Steve’s comment about whales in the Hudson. Animals grow faste than humans). Economy is probably thriving by then, and all this. The whole infrastructure is still there, nothing to rebuild. I’m fairly sure people have started to make a lot, a lot a lot of babies.  The people returning at the end ? All their family have gone without them for 5 years ? How do they deal with that ? All the economy is going to collapse again. Families are going to be broken again. People are going to find themselves without a home, without a support, without anything.  And if you think it works, I would engage you into reading what happened to the people who survived camps after WW2. And nothing of this is addressed. It creates more problems than it solves them and all of this because of this 5 years gap to give a daughter to Tony and some (badly made fake) belly to Thor.  Spiderman ? goes back to high school ? and his friend is still there ? so his friends was snapped too, or else it’s a monumental fuck up. Unless you’re extremely dumb you don’t stay 5 years in high school you know  This gap is unneccessaty and made there just so Tony can have a kid so his death is more dramatic or whatever. It sucks. Even during the film it put me off.  oh it’s maybe also there because they want Thor to totally collapse, which brings me to 

Thor  The next time I see someone saying “Thor isn’t like this ! Thor would never collapse” has not seen the same films as I did (and probably is one of those Ragnarok haters who have not understood the movie)  Thor can collapse. In fact, it’s just as understandable or actually even more, than Tony doing so in the beginning of the movie (who is the only one who hasn’t lost a loved one ? hey, Tony ! Thor has lost his country, his brother, his parents, and he has LOST, he fought and lost, and this isn’t something he is used to).  No, the probelm with Thor isn’t that he’s collapsed and is now an alcoholic (and actually more of an alcoholic than Tony ever was shown to be when he’s supposed to be one - Tony never tries to find alcohol or else. Tony is a.... Tony c’est un putain d’alcoolique mondain. Pas franchement intéressant. Pas un poivrot. Thor est plus intéressant qu’un alcoolique mondain. Sorry for the french I can’t translate.  The problem with Thor is that it’s played for the laughs.  I don’t mind Rocket slapping him - it’s ROCKET dudes, he is a fucking arse with no social capabilities you think he’s going to help his sole partner while they’re supposed to do a mission ? No, he slaps him. Cause he’s an arsehole. It’s IN CHARACTER  No, it’s the way it’s filmed. The Russos tried to do a Waititi, but they didn’t understand Ragnarok, just like half of tumblr apparently, and played this for the laughs, without any finesse, without any of the things that made Thor in Ragnarok relatable and not the butt of a joke. Once it’s alright, the surprise of Banner finding Thor this way and all.  A few lines here and there, okay Not this constant “look Thor is fat and depressed and alcoholic haha who would have thought it’s so funny let’s have more” 

It didn’t enrage me but it’s very very meh 

I don’t know if it was the French translation but almost all the fucking humour was off. 

Time travel is full of plot holes. I don’t care about that. But time travel is slippery and they fell in all the holes. Luckily for them, I watch Doctor Who. I have learnt not to see the holes (Doctor Who does it better though eeehhhh) 

I don’t mind and actually liked all the returns to the past, I know people found it shitty, I liked it. 

Loki... eeehhh. He’s in ANOTHER timeline now. If he comes back, he better have an explanation. A GOOD ONE 

I won’t watch the Disney series anyway so I don’t really care about what happens, do your thing, I’m off 

Big battle at the end : YES 

I WANT TO BE WALKYRIE WHEN I AM A GROWN UP 

SHE IS BADASS 

SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND I ALREADY WANTED TO BE HER IN RAGNAROK SHE IS ME

BUT NOW SHE HAS A FLYING PONY 

IT’S AWESOME

I WANT TO BE WALKYRIE OKAY 

Now I have thoughts about identification and Hollywood stereotypes of races and the way they mix gender expression and sexuality - but if that interest someone I’ll just tell them in private. Just know that I’m white and straight, yet I almost only identify to non white and often non straight female characters. So there IS something to look into there. I don’t give a fuck in what race or sexuality the characters I identify with are - unless Tumblr decides I can’t cosplay Walkyrie because I’m white or this kind of bullshit - I just find it interesting, because I only identify with ONE type of women, and these women are always such. So there is stuff to dig up imo. ANYWAY  BACK TO YOUR REGULAR SCHEDULE 

I hate MCU Spiderman

I hate MCU Spiderman

I hate MCU Spiderman 

His presence and his talking and all ruined all the fucking scenes he was in 

ESPECIALLY TONY’S DEATH 

Dude ? you know him for barely a few months ? You are so dependant on him ? I know you’re young, but... you’re not 10yo, and you’re supposed to have been Spidey WITHOUT him before ? and what you do is just basically worship the ground Tony is on all the time ? 

TONY IS DYING AND THE ONE WHO STAYS THERE AND THAT NO ONE KICKS AWAY IS SPIDERMAN ???? 

LET PEPPER BE THERE 

HECK EVEN CAP HAD MORE HISTORY WITH HIM 

I swear I was 2 seconds away from screaming when Pepper finally pushed him away. 

You, my little arsehole baby Spidey who apparently can’t do shit alone, have robbed some of the last seconds of Tony’s life from his love. Thank you Spiderman 

Spiderman has more screentime than T’challa and I will always be salty about it. T’challa, Tchuri, are far more interesting and important to this story than Peter Parker. 

Spidey rant off/ 

Where is Captain Marvel ? Away on Plot Planet so that she doesn’t ruin the film by being too strong. She still Deus Ex Machinas her way at the end. 

I have nothing against Captain Marvel, she’s for me like Superman, too powered so uninteresting. 

Remember who my fave  superheroes are ? Daredevil and Hawkeye(s). Superpowers don’t really do it for me, eh. So that’s it. 

CAPTAIN AMERICA HOLDING MJOLNIR 

I DIED 

THIS WAS PERFECT

I MIGHT HAVE SHOUTED 

I LOVED IT 

Cap was redeemed to me by this film, after Civil War which fucked him up and Infinity War where he was... not really interesting (best char in IW ??? THOR FFS) 

Cap’s end. Is the best. I don’t care about the timeline bullshit and how it shouldn’t work and all this 

Cap comes back to Peggy and they live happily ever after and I’m so happy for them and that’s it. 

Natacha? The whole soul stone thing was dumb. But given the context there she HAD to die. 

I am not salty about her dying though. 

BUT WHY DOESNT SHE HAVE A FUCKING FUNERAL 

EVEN WITHOUT HER BODY DO SOMETHING HAVE SOME TIME TO REFLECT ABOUT HER AND REMEMBER WHY YOU LOVED HER AND MAKE A SPEECH AND ALL THIS 

TONY HAS THIS ? BUT NOT NATACHA ? SERIOUSLY ???? 

bon petite parenthèse j’ai du mal avec le prénom natacha (natasha ?) pke la seule meuf que j’eu jamais connu avec ce prénom était une grosse conne qu’on a fini par appeler natachatte et je ne peux pas penser à natacha sans que mon cerveau ne me rappelle natachatte voilà merci. Natachatte tu es surement toujours une grosse conne, mais bon. En plus je suis pas hyper fan de Scarlet Johansson mais passons 

I liked that she was eventually allowed some emotions in there btw. 

But she died. And no one mourned her for more than 5 minutes. That is the lot of people dying in the middle of movies. Bleh 

By the way if I see once more that she was fridged I’m going to kill someone

this is not fridging THIS DIDNT CAUSE MAN PAIN 

THIS DIDNT CAUSE ANY PAIN AT ALL AND THIS IS THE PROBLEM 

Smart Hulk is funny for 5 minutes then becomes really not funny and really not interesting and seriously the interesting part of Banner is his struggle with Hulk, why do this 

The “Gay mention” at the start ? Really not something to be proud about when you could have used the actual non straight characters you have around (cough Walkyrie cough Captain Marvel cough hell even Loki) BUT enough to stop Russia from showing the film in English so they could censor it. Bravooooooo. I feel for my Russian friends, as I know Russian dubbing is not exactly the best in the world. All this, boasting and all, for this seriously meh scene with an unknown character we don’t give a shit about, and it leads to that. Seriously. 

I think I’m done. 

I’m done? 

Morgan Stark was unnecessary. Also calling her Morgan is making stuff difficult. Cause there’s another character called Morgan Stark in the comics and I had trouble finding her when I didn’t remember her name. 

I hate Gwyneth Paltrow but Pepper is perfect 

Which is weird because I really don’t like Tony there but eh okay. 

Thank God for Antman. Paul Rudd is my baby and his character is the sole funny one. 

Hawkeye as Ronin is... seriously not as interesting as he should be, and there were moments when I really wondered why they bothered with such an underpowered character that did. Nothing. 

Also that phone call ? that phone call ?????? why would Ronin have kept his phone when he... is Ronin, doesn’t let people contact him, and has lost his whole family ? I almost yelled in the cinema. You need to explain me why he has this phone there. 

The “girl power” shot was way too much, unnecessary, and I really didn’t understand how and why all the girls were there suddenly at the same place when they were all scattered around the battlefield seconds before. Do your job, write good and varied female characters, this is NOT USEFUL and tacky and... dumb. Really. Don’t. 

Okay now I’m done. These were *some* of my thoughts 

I still liked the film, mind you, I’m a good public, give me action and jokes and people I like on screen and I’m good. It was a good moment and I don’t regret seeing it. 

Now I think I am done with the MCU, maybe appart from Antman and Black Panther. Guardians of the Galaxy if James Gunn comes back (but I’m kinda afraid of Thor being there, the joke about “who’s the captain” was already WAY TOO MUCH in the film, I can’t have that for a whole film - plus “new Gamora” means there’s going to be some very cringey scenes and Quill will try to make her love him again and this is going to be... boring as fuck because we’ve already seen it. Nope.) 

It was a good end to it. Now ? All I want is for people to Save Daredevil of course. I have no interest into anything else, thanks.