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I LOVE MY GF HGAJKFHEGHEUADJHGUJHDFGJKAH
#i'm so normal#so sane and normal#i keep thinking about her kjfghlkjfhd#i'm going fucking insane#zeerants
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Pacific Rim Awesamdrunz AU- Pacific Rim Awesamdrunz AU- PACIFIC RIM AWESAMDRUNZ-
#IM BEING SANE AND NORMAL WHILE WATCHING THE SILLY KAIJU ROBOT MOVIE I FUCKING SWEAR#SO SANE AND NORMAL#yapping hours
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no one respects the art of cock-warming quite like Price.
18+ | cock warming. exhibitionism.
he loves having his lil sub (whether you want to be or not) kneeling at his feet, his cock stuffed down your throat while he works, alternating between holding a cigar in his hand or a pen. the other on the back of your head, keeping you still. cradled his lap where you belong.
and he'd spend ages training you up for it, too.
starts by makingyou sit in his lap, letting you mewl and whine and pant in his ear about the stretch, the need. wanting him to just fuck you already and get it over with. but he's patient. let's you acclimate slowly until all he has to do is pat his thigh and you're already shoving your panties to the side, sliding down his thick girth as he turns on some movie you'd been chirping about wanting to see. squirming around for a moment until you find your spot before melting into his chest, breathing around the stretch. because at some point, having him inside of you, stuffing you full—cock, mouth, ass—comes as naturally as breathing, anyway.
but if you think this is a private endeavor only, well. you'd be wrong.
it starts small. his fingers inside of you when you're out at a restaurant with Laswell and her wife (who seems to sharing your expression; Kate's hand disappearing below the table), just sitting. teasing. he's not trying to get you off. it's just training. new horizons, love, he says, and it's just so easy to get swept up into the maelstrom of his desire, isn't it?
a movie after. it's boring. you hate it. so, he unzips his trousers and offers himself to you instead. let's you thumb through your feed (phone on silent, brightness down to zero) in the back of the theatre as you lounge across the chairs in the empty room, his cock down your throat.
an opera. sitting on his lap with him inside of you, dress covering the indecent act as he shoves your panties to the side (only worn in case he finishes—can't have his cum dripping down your thigh when you go out to eat, can you?) and sinks in deep with a little groan muffled into your neck.
soon, he'll refuse to let you sit anywhere that isn't his lap. on his cock. you almost get caught a few times (and maybe you do) but John's influence is all-consuming and no one bats an eye when he starts to bounce you on his lap in an empty restaurant, hand curled over your mouth to keep any noise that spills out just for him. only for him.
if you think falling asleep without him inside of you is an option, then you should have thought about that before moving in because after he fucks you, he'll cradle you close, ignoring any protests about cleaning up. feigns sleep until you huff, giving in.
(you sleep better when he's inside of you, anyway.)
he's just utterly insatiable—and smitten, really—and it doesn't even feel much like training or conditioning when (he rings the dinner bell and) your mouth starts to water as he sits down, thighs spread wide enough for you slip between. nursing his cock the same way he carts his fingers across your nape, cradling the whiskey in his hand. staring down at you with a deep, ravenous hunger as you sigh around the thick of him, and rest your head on his lap.
(a bell echoes in your ear, but it's easy to ignore it because he was right, after all. this is where you belong.)
#me to my boss an hour ago: im the most sane employee you got like im so so so normal and that's why i deserve a raise#also me on my phone at 10:30am: anyway my heart is telling me that John Price is the king of cock warming and i gotta let everyone know#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#price x reader#pricedrabbles
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what a kind and reliable group
#thank god!#they’re all so sane and normal#i hope nothing tragically horrible happens#tartaglia#la signora#dottore#arlecchino#genshin impact#childe#childe tartaglia ajax#childe fanart#arlecchino fanart#la signora genshin impact#genshin fanart#scaramouche#wanderer#kabukimono#kunikuzushi#rosalyne kruzchka lohefalter#peruere#fatui harbingers#fatui#the knave#the balladeer#artbogey
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alien stage doodle dump... they're consuming my brain halp
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the tek of the slab variety...
#im so sane im so normal#hermitshipping#slabtek#my art#sketch#etho is the clingy one btw that's my personal headcanon-- 💥#tangotek#ethoslab
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when the city of tears theme


#i go for months without listening to the hollow knight ost#and then i listen to one song and im like#AH#ok#im so normal#so sane and normal#brambles#hk
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Already losing it over what's going to be my pfp for the month (I will switch it back to bbg helsknight (kiss mark edition) after october I promise. I could never leave bbg helsknight (kiss mark edition) for long..) spoiler !!! Its also helsknight 😁😁😁😁 (I am mentally unwell)
#parker rambles#look i just think hes neat#and nothing else#it definitely wasnt me that put the kiss mark on his cheek or anything#i swear#😁😁😁#so sane and normal#mhm yep definitely#rotating him in my mind#like a planet#not rotisserie chicken actually#he rotates on all axes#hence the like a planet tag#see?#completely sane and normal
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Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭







#when the man losing his mind is actually the most sane#it’s hysterical#like striker’s the most normal person in this show i s2g#he just wants a regular kill but they will not allow him#the poor man LMAOO#striker i am so sorry#you are surrounded by chaos#helluva boss#hb spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss striker
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What We Do in the Shadows | 6.11. - "The Finale"
#wwdits spoilers#wwdits#wwditsedit#wwdits fx#what we do in the shadows#nadja of antipaxos#natasia demetriou#nadja#6.11#gifs#mine#its a warzone out there queen. cos we are all so sane and normal about this show#1k
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Self recognition through the other (horror)
If you like what I do, here’s my ko-fi and my commission info
#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#the book of bill#my art#my fanart#i am so normal about these cartoon characters#i am so sane#sorry for the pixelated overlay is for fuck ai purposes
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I'm obsessed with Earth's obsession with grabbing Bank's nape/head
My man is hungry, new series with proper plot when
#so sane and normal#noticed it back in destiny seeker as well#thank you for your service#my universe the series#marry go round the series#my universe: marry go round#earth chitsanupong#bank nuttawatt#earthbank#episode 1#episode 2#blmpff
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Woah who's that wonderful scary lady!


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Old lady Yuri yay look at them go
#look at them they're so silly#megop keep me normal megop keep me sane#transformers#digital art#fanart#maccadam#artists on tumblr#optimus prime#transformers fanart#megatron#megop#megatron x optimus prime
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did we fight or did we make out
#im soooo. im sooo#i know his finale is going to be fire#godfist suicide...#are we believing in gabriel yellow arm#no causegiuhfgjg#the change in tone. for his first anf second phase ...#angry. vengeful. imperfect hatred. and then fukcign. ecstasy. bordering hysterics. relishing in it . hes so normal and sane#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#checkadii
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The Stormlight Archive (The Cosmere RPG)
#the stormlight archive#cosmere#brandon sanderson#stormlight archive#bookedit#kaladin stormblessed#shallan davar#adolin kholin#shakadolin#dalinar kholin#szeth son son vallano#jasnah kholin#the cosmere rpg#books#medeasgifs#my edits#i'm so sane and so normal#1k
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Wtf ewwww, can they stop? We are in the middle of a round guys.
#im so sane for them#so normal#THEY GAYYYY#take this as valentines art#forsaken roblox#forsaken#roblox art#elliot forsaken#two time forsaken#Pizzatime#art#digital art
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