#so. thats to say. im sympathetic to arachnophobes. to a point.
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jesus fucking shit, i may or may not have accidentally been poisoned by my fave sibling bc my mom is terrified of spiders
#dipshit in the bathroom screeches and makes a scene bc ah! a spider has appeared!#my mom hears and demands they kill it bc she has arachnophobia#and from the sound of it its just a fucking house spider?#but. anyway. sibling uses this ~organic~ bug killing spray. near the sink. just near where our fucking toothbrushes are sitting#which i dont realize until after ive finished brushing my teeth#bc i notice the surface the toothbrush holder is too wet for typical toothbrush drippings. and i smell it and hey. that bug killer shit :|#good and cool. if i die tomorrow thats why#and im not even. i dont even actively wanna die right now#so that would suck ass#like. idk. i used to have weapons grade arachnophobia while i was growing up#but - while i still dont enjoy seeing closeups of them - ive kind of. outgrown that?#idk if id let one crawl on me on purpose. but im also chill if one should appear near me#so. thats to say. im sympathetic to arachnophobes. to a point.#when youre screaming and carrying on about a poor little house spider and maybe setting shit up so im poisoned#yeah. tbh. im fucking annoyed. grow up#i dont care enough to call poison control bc im not about to incur medical bills should that be their suggestion#its almost certainly nothing. or at least mild discomfort at worst. but like. what if it werent fucking plant based shit?#but. uggggh. even without the potential poisoning im fucking annoyed#'u know i have a phobia of spiders!!!' and YOU know that phobias are inherently irrational!!! thats why theyre phobias!!!!!!!#like. ma. you werent even in the bathroom. the poor spider just took a wrong turn at albequerque and fuckin had the misfortune#of stumbling across someone else who overreacts to shir#shit*#if yall wouldve left it alone it wouldve ambled along to some hole in the wall. and now?#poor thing's probably dead and yall wasted like ten fucking minutes freaking out#so fucking annoying.#its a small thing. but theres a lot of small irritating things here building up. and i dont want to be around it anymore#well. i mean. maybe getting poisoned isnt exactly small. but you get the idea#anyway. i should go to bed#i work at 830 and i might be able to scrape like 5-ish hours of sleep if i try to sleep now#to the void with love
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