#so...date everything huh

[ryo-02]

y'all won't guess which game I've been playing for the past 8 hours-

[djgreenery]

major revelations from the preorder trailer:

-clarence is in fact Clean Dirk

-daemon's dates seemingly take place in a virtual world

-rainey is the record player and looks like this

-rongomaiwhenua looks like this (and is in your office??)

and most importantly...

-WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS MEANS

[wackywatchdotcom]

ok im making things but i waas looking for refs in my files and found this. i dont think its technically finished but i have no clue what my plans were for it so here. whiel i go do something else at 5:30 in the morning

[lukashaaa]

On-model Danyas

[ask-everything]

Dolly, how often do you peer-review articles published in your field?

Well, gee whiz, honey, I thought you'd never ask!

It's not uncommon, but each time one does, I get oh-so proud of it. My work is rather well-known, y'know....but I just love it when I can contribute to academia even so.

(she smiles at you...it's....fluffy. :))

[jacenotjason]

i have come to the Awful discovery that I read all Date Everything fanfic in the narrator's voice

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

"Maybe it'll be another Cars on The Road. I actually really enjoyed Cars on The Road despite being super worked up and anxious over that.

-Though I suppose one thing about Cars on The Road was that while it did involve characters that I loved it wasn't like I was being threatened with the comeback of Finn or Axlerod! That would've- would've-.. why am i comparing him t-"

[rontra]

your failteacher yuri AU is so so good. what's so frustrating about persona is that it has plenty of good ideas and characters that get absolutely wasted or mishandled by the actual narrative… like these two teachers. you write them with so much more respect than the games ever did. keep it up!

so as a general rule i don't tend to respond to this Genre of comment or really even enjoy it--as far as my own personal feelings r concerned, "you do [x] better than [source]" (in whatever ways it's phrased) is Not a compliment--but in this instance i gotta say it. they fucked up so bad and it makes me so madJDBHJJNSDB

so... just this once... i'll salute you... im at least glad people like my work and r enjoying a whiff of my beloved women without atlus sabotage ✊

i've said before that p3 hermit and p5 temperance are my favorite links--p5 temperance especially i think is really tight and has an interesting foundation. the actual narrative glue holding that thing together is strong. like the THING is that i don't have to go out of my way to find interesting and compelling material here (and i certainly don't have to make it up from whole cloth or anything)

i would hate for people to have the impression that i'm spinning this all out of nothing or that i hold the source In Contempt or whatever. obviously my concept/inciting incident is zany (haha) and i've added or tweaked a lot of smaller things to better facilitate this specific AU, but this story wouldn't have nearly the legs it does without the genuinely good material they put in those links, and i wouldn't bother making it at all if i didn't seriously love those characters...

...which i guess is kinda what makes it doubly frustrating... that in both cases they've just kind of stapled on some gross stuff that adds nothing (aside from ick factor of course) and doesn't fit with the rest... when "the rest" is genuinely compelling. not only is it a bad move on its own but also it drags down the otherwise good material around itself which is always annoying, yknow... like if it was Just All Bad i would at least be FREE 😭

anyway it's whatever it's whatever . i want to draw a chapter where they talk about their Deep Baggage sooo bad. and i can be like Look. Normal Hermit. Welcome To My Twisted Mind. Or Whatever

[uchiha-gaeshi]

I'm changing my pronouns back to he/they.

[hillerska-official]

Me getting constructive criticisms and feedback on my first draft of my thesis paper: 🥺😭

[phagodyke]

dating an art student was so crazy I'm just thinking abt that one birthday I had where my ex got me stickers from the etsy of the person they were cheating on me with....

[tinyspacetovent]

Jeongwook is a better person than me.. I would've slap hyeongjin at the end

[mieczyhale]

one of the guys that runs a reaction channel i've been watching for ages just announced that they're ending the channel next year bc he got a job offer and he's getting married and he's thinking about his family and his future and like...

my son in christ you are 21

i literally want to fucking die

[mars-ipan]

i just exhibited SO much self-control you have no fucking idea

[saturdays--sun]

wait...WAIT...... do i dare ask for Izumii— ❣️❇️💞➿🕔🎟🔊

KDJFNGKDJFNGKDJF congrats on being the funniest person on this entire website, queen.

❣️: reminds you of your f/o

daywalker! - machine gun kelly, corpse

hand crushed by a mallet - 100 gecs (LMFAO)

❇️: reminds you of your s/i

homemade dynamite - lorde

💞: reminds you of your relationship

kali ma - neck deep

she's my collar - gorillaz

➿: you imagine mutual pining to

she's the prettiest girl at the party, and she can prove it with a solid right hook - frank iero

🕔: makes you think of the first time you met (in canon)

funeral grey - waterparks

🎟: you can imagine your first date to

stupid for you - waterparks

first date - blink-182

🔊: make a playlist between 2-8 songs long for your self ship

crush - ethel cain

bad influence - hot milk

super psycho love - simon curtis

she's so mean - matchbox twenty

bad idea! - girl in red

what he don't know - anarbor (lmao. lol, even.)

[fullmetalfisting]

So back when I was a senior in undergrad, my partner went through, like, the craziest nervous breakdown I'd ever witnessed in my life. And like, maybe it makes me a back girlfriend or whatever but I was kind of like, "I'm gonna mind my own business on this one."

So my partner gets super close to two other students in his program. He was a film student so his senior year was being capped off by him making a movie. He decides he's going to make a movie about him turning into a salmon. He gets crazy into it. He starts eating salmon for every meal. He buys a bunch of salmon-related stuff. We found a T-shirt at Goodwill with a salmon on it and he thought it was divine intervention that he was doing the right thing. He walks into the freezing-cold Puget sound fully clothed several times to "get into it." He watches videos of salmon spawning and is like, "Nothing is more poignant than this." He gets a tattoo of three salmon on his arm.

The entire time the two students he got really close to are fully enabling him. It's a folie á trois sort of situation. They're out until six in the morning doing creepy art school shit and encouraging his (possibly no longer fictional) desire to become a salmon. My partner has an answer for everything. "Salmon get eaten by bears," I say. "That's a cool as fuck way to die," he says blithely. "And Salmon are free of the yoke of capitalism."

And if I dared to say, Hey, this is....getting a little odd..., he would throw a full-scale tantrum. I'm not supporting his dream (I wasn't sure at this point if it was his dream to be a filmmaker or his dream to become a salmon). I'm basically like, okay. Be a salmon! Fuck!

We had been dating for five years at this point and this behavior was such a left turn that I just decided to ignore it. And then after all that he basically went back to normal after graduation. Sometimes he'll be like, "That was weird, huh?" and has nothing more to say on the matter.