#sock puppet points

[arsitaeliska]

• Giorgi Inavona

This is Giorgi. what HOW is he doing with his neck? what is he? worm on a string? horse? alligator? sock puppet? no. he's a borzoi/taigan mix. as you can see, he has a mostly borzoi appearance. he is TALL and LONG if you couldn't already tell, and he has a penchant for heavy coats which makes him look even more fashionably challenged. even more ridiculous even. HORRENDOUS even.

He is probably the only person in the country that can stand the absolute stench for more than fifteen minutes: the stale cigarettes, mold, dusty furniture and offensive cologne toxic cloud of a scent that is uniquely Tasper's. yes, that's the word. offensive. Tasper smells offensive.

You won't find him anywhere but with Tasper. if you ask Giorgi, he'll say they're like brothers. if you ask Tasper, he'll say he's being stalked.

A bit like Tasper, he has occasionally egregious posture (I say 'occasionally' because Tasper's egregious posture is perpetual) but this is only when he lets himself slip without noticing. maybe he is a sock puppet... without a hand to hold him up....

ok I'm done sorry

[strategicjazzhands]

Dubai Trio + Onion headlines

[thatbuddie]

no one can truly be believing that The Account is real and that a buddie shipper is running it and that it has been encouraged by the hate from the buddie side of fandom about tommy and bucktommy. like if you engage critically with the internet and internet content you HAVE to know it makes no sense for it to be a buddie really meaning it. this is such a deplorable and horrific case of trolling and it was created EXACTLY so people could say "this is what X and Y and Z and other buddies have created and encouraged" when there is a 99% chance that it is someone trying to show how bad and hateful and mean buddies are. like people HAVE to see that.

[agentlove]

as a very casual fan i dont have much of a new deltarune verdict other than "DAMN THAT WAS GOOD!" but damn it was good. both chapters knocked it out of the park and the jump in quality in them is top notch especially in everything done with visuals and new mechanics and all that. love how much you can tell this is toby fox's passion project, as a former big undertale kid the growth in it is onpoint especially when they bring comparisons to the forefront. and just as i think this game hits its peak of comedy with endearing gimmick characters it gives me more of them to fall in love with.

also i love noelle to bits i'm so happy we got more noelle she's my everything. in general every combination of character relationships in this game is very endearing and i'm glad to see that be leaned more into. tenna was a character i became obsessed with the moment i saw him and he just became better and better because what IF you saw a family crumple from the perspective of their old tv. haunting concept i loved ch3's talk of obsolescence in objects a LOT and the outright confirmation of that being what the dark world represents, childhood and personal objects that you will outgrow but will always be there when you need them, really got to me and i adore it.

also i got to voice rouxls in my friend's playthrough and it was some of the most fun iv had ever

i do still hold the opinion that i always have of "the meta stuff with the player and the concept of player character autonomy just does not do it for me as much as it should" and i wish it did because it's interesting conceptually and i don't think it's poorly done or anything it is just not something i care that much about.

i'm looking forward to the other shoe dropping though. toby fox delivered two entire buffets to us but dang am i already excited for more! thank you toby ��

[bitchfitch]

If Tago and Whiskey existed in modern times, Whiskey would absolutely convince Tago that the rabies flag was the supportive straight partner pride flag and get him a shirt with it before they went to some pride event. He likes to feel included when he follows them around, and they like to cause minor problems on purpose.

[attractthecrows]

ill be honest i find my gender/sexuality complex Very fun. im having fun with it. am i a boy? am i a girl? no i am a phreaque. a weirdough. an enigma. a faggot. do i fuck? no that's weird. I study fucking like im studying fish mating. i am enlightened. i like prissy little men. i like big beefy men. i like big women. i like dirty greasy sweaty women who hate you. i like tiny women who cannot be comfortably called "civilized". i like fucked up country folk who hunt and eat raw meat and dig ditches and chop logs. IM JUST HAVING FUN WIDDIT

[hardrockshrimp]

Orbit Culture sock puppets btw

[lwlrence]

autistics taking over the world by thought reduction: you're too lazy Hollywood to SAVE MATT DAMON (and now they're all conspiracy theorists.. uh oh)

that but like they're now animated to think twice as fast as you do by literally living their lives (the plot hole for Hole in the wall irl)

west end vs broadway

now give us back Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway controversy (nobody won Andy Peters prize of a giveaway which ends with a Sunday dream) so you would have intuitively talked to Ant and Dec about the Glee cast and they were in on it like no other gameshow existed but primarily working for the government at the same time. get a break now cuz you're all going on a takeaway getaway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snail-cascade-of-snails]

dude you know it's bad if you find yourself looking up an ost for a video game

[frog707]

GitHub users beware

GitHub is one of the best behaved online communities I've encountered. The vast majority of its users seem aligned with the platform's purpose: sharing open-source software.

GitHub a large community, so it's hardly surprising it would attract some abusers. So far, I've not encountered the ghost network mentioned in the above Wired article. Something to watch out for.

[thekimspoblog]

Feminists will say stuff like "the government should not be involved in the decisions people make about their own body" and in most contexts I would agree.

But at the end of the day I am a federalist, and I think "staying out of it" isn't going far enough with reproductive rights. Not criminalizing the life-saving procedures we already have is a good start. But ideally a strong centralized government would be actively helping support the citizenry in their family planning.

Ever since the witch burnings and other missteps, the science of gynecology has lagged a century behind the rest of medicine. And as part of my hundred year reign of terror, I promise to reallocate all the funding we were wasting on our defense budget into the burgeoning field of uterine transplant research.

Because when every rich person in the world is trying to immigrate into your country for your healthcare, that's how you get back on top as a global superpower.

I'm just saying, unless you're an anarchist, we should be talking about how a hands-off approach really is the bare minimum. It's not a huge problem that the first-time-maternity age is rising, but the privatized IVF networks still take a very "robbing Peter to pay Paul" approach, and it would be nice if someone put forward an actual solution besides "let's just force women out of the workforce again". It would be nice if "Have your career and adventures first, then settle down" was celebrated as the foundation of a healthy and educated nuclear family, and empowered women were not treated as a boogeyman in Great Replacement talking points. It would be nice if we lived in an era of Science, where biology was forced to conform to human happiness, and we didn't have a bunch of religious nutjobs trying to argue that it should be the other way around.

[cool-and-caustic]

anyone with more than 4 or 5 brain cells to actually do anything with can see that that weird "youthlib" account is far more likely to be a sockpuppet for someone promoting the idea that gay people are pedophiles than an actual thinking person with that self proclaimed ideology.

using almost-leftist language to make an insane position seem aligned with real leftist gay people is a classic move for terminally online far right dudes and im really annoyed that more people cant see it for what it obviously is

If you’re referring to toonimals.... Normally, I’d be inclined to agree with you but I’m going to be honest I’ve met several ppl like this irl (especially as a teen). I have friends who’ve met ppl exactly like this irl. They’re a little too accurate for me to just brush off as some type of attempted psych op from an obsessive right wing weirdo

If you’ve never met ppl like this I promise they’re real and they’re not acting 😭 And to clarify, I don’t mean random gay or trans ppl who are into diapers or whatever. I mean literally just like toonimals (and waaay worse) with the misuse of almost leftist language and “youthlib” shit and all the attempted grooming.

[wilwheaton]

The sheer rudeness shown to a foreign guest and friend of the United States was (to use a word) deplorable as a matter of manners and grace, but worse, Trump and Vance acted like a couple of online Kremlin sock puppets instead of American leaders. They pushed talking points that they either knew or should have known were wrong. Even if Zelensky were as fluent and capable in English as Winston Churchill, he would never have been able to rebut the flood of falsehoods. No, the U.S. has not given Ukraine $350 billion; yes, Zelensky has repeatedly expressed his thanks to America and to Trump; no, Zelensky was not attacking the administration. The Ukrainian leader did his best to stand up to the bullying, but Trump and Vance were playing to the cameras and the MAGA gallery at home.

One of the Grimmest Days in American Diplomacy

[conkreetmonkey]

Having a sona is GREAT like hi, this is my clownish caricature of my own personality, he's some sort of weird amalgamation of how I think others percieve me and I percieve myself but I like cranked up all my insecurities to the point of absurdity. Also he's a silly little creature. Do you want to hold him. You can give him a little treat, but he might nibble your finger so be careful. Want to arrange a playdate between yours and mine, so it's like we're hanging out, but instead we're using sock puppets representing parodic fantasy versions of ourselves to act out absurd scenarios. Do you want to ask him a question. Do you want to kill him

[doiliedaze]

Wife Sevika Imagines ⋆¸*ೃ☼

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who loves holding your hand; she’s not huge on PDA but if she has to, she goes for your hand

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who without knowing it always plays with her ring

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika kisses your forehead the most other than your lips

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who is QUICK to fall asleep + she snores

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who is the worst to watch movies with! She’s either falling asleep or talking through the whole movie

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who needs reading glasses but doesn’t use them until you hand them to her

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who tries to match your walk, you mentioned it once and she stopped it

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who reads to you when you can’t sleep

˚₊✩‧₊This translates to when y’all have kids and she will go all out at bedtime! Made sock puppets and everything

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika learns her limits with alcohol

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika apologizes if her smoke bothers you especially if you have asthma; never wants to be inconsiderate of you

˚₊✩‧₊Now if you are a smoker she will moderate your smoking I feel cause only she can overly indulge in her vices but she likes to sit on the porch and smoke with you

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika knows that you love cooking for her so at a certain point stopped accepting food from others; if it’s not from her wife she doesn’t want it

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika appreciates it when she finds your little love notes in her pants pocket…or all over the inside of her poncho

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika knows how much you want to wear the poncho but doesn’t let ya

˚₊✩‧₊Wife Sevika who doesn’t care how corny it is and got your name tattoo over her heart

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A/n: tryna write my fav dykes for lesbian visibility week; love vi DOWN but my top three post not having one Sevika is insaneeeee! Also I’m confused on how it works cause I have other fics being a mixture of vi and Sevika fics (especially Sevika) with more notes but they aren’t up there? Could someone explain why in the comments for me please?

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¹⁾ an old bruise

²⁾ a green duffel bag

³⁾ tangerine quarters

⁴⁾ vending machine coffee

⁵⁾ two hair ties

⁶⁾ voicemail

⁷⁾ a crystal ball

⁸⁾ second cousins

⁹⁾ crumpled cinema tickets

¹⁰⁾ a dimly-lit warehouse

¹¹⁾ loose batteries

¹²⁾ brown eyeliner

¹³⁾ boardwalk

¹⁴⁾ pointe shoes

¹⁵⁾ a hula hoop

¹⁶⁾ a black scrub top

¹⁷⁾ sock puppets

¹⁸⁾ eleven

¹⁹⁾ limestone

²⁰⁾ tiger balm

²¹⁾ vice-principal

²²⁾ two years

²³⁾ a sprained ankle

²⁴⁾ finches

²⁵⁾ sea salt

²⁶⁾ a balaclava

²⁷⁾ a suntan

²⁸⁾ warm concrete

²⁹⁾ cornflower blue

³⁰⁾ old westerns

³¹⁾ lemongrass