#socks are a prison
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i had to wear socks to watch the episode because i do it in my living room and it’s got laminate wood floors so it makes it freezing in there. i HATE wearing socks inside the house but after i finished the episode i left the room to go to another. then because of all the lou craziness i forgot to take them off again, and just now i took them off when i got into bed….. the feeling of my feet finally being free…
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hiiii there! i'm curious if u have a fave fancast for remus :)
sure! narrowed it down to two <33


#he's shaking in my hand rn im abt to place him v gently into his shoebox n feed bits of bread cheese n also a tiny vitamin#whilst im at work ill let him roam free n knock things off my table n scare himself w his shadow n then perhaps he will nap in the sun by#my window and curl up inside a v soft sock n he'll yawn v quietly n he'll b soso happy cos wow look at how nice this is n when i come home#he'll be soso glad to see me cos after i make dinner n do the chores n check off my to-do list i'll sit w him n plot his divorce.#he'll shake his head like 'urm u r crazy for that i'm so small n the world is so big n u want me to suffer.' n i'll pat his head n#assure him that it won't be him who's gettin divorced just a version of him. n he'll sigh cos phewww he doesnt acc know wht divorce is#and I havent taught him how to google yet as he has a v busy schedule n i'd hate to bother him.#anyway. yeah sry i don't rly vibe w fancasts lol x#i <3 you prison wife#ask
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IM FEELING THINGS ABOUT STOBOTNIK AGAIN
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Saturday Boys in White Ones!

My Buddy Joe came by and we played Inmate and the Jail Guard, he looked so good in his knee length white and orange prison suit, I taught him three new positions.
#socks#guys in socks#sock play#sock worship#cocky boys#cocky jock#sports socks#white socks#prisoner#inmate
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local ceo is comparable to sopping wet pretzel. more at seven
#pixell.art#epithet erased#naven nuknuk#epithet#epithet erased prison of plastic#ee pop#naven epithet erased#epithet fanart#watercolor#painting#fanart#i love my wet sock ceo who is totally not evil he promises#he's such a loser i cant wait for him to kill someone
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What a Coincidence Bro...We Wearing The EXACT Same Fit Right Now. Crazy. We Twinning.
Well, Aside from THAT......
#prisoner#prison#homie fit#inmate#convict#felon fits#criminal#locked up#higher the socks the downer the foo#og#dirtbag#thug#tatted up#homeboy#gangster#felon#gangbanger#who wore it better#bad boy
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Maybe he can fix my depression



#i swear to god william and Matthew Lillard in general are the only things keeping me out of grippy sock prison#og#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#fnaf matthew lillard#matthew lillard
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i think i should have an army of roombas because my biggest sensory thing is dirt particles on the floor i can feel the tiniest crumbs and i hate wearing socks/slippers at home and we don't do shoes indoors here
so i vacuum and sweep and mop like an incredibly stupid overkill amount and i'm TIRED
#so tired... save me from the crumb prison#also i have 6 cats so you know litter is getting tracked everywhere always#slippers and socks are the devil to me#💭
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learned that a friend transports their miles edgeworth figurine in a sock and there's something about that image that makes me absolutely hysterical
#ace attorney#ace attorney funny#miles edgeworth#brodoroki personal#confined to sock prison for plastic prosecutor crimes
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happy birthday prison wife.
#his socks r dry today btw#he's accidentally been roofied w amortentia n has discovered self love today btw#i <3 you prison wife
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remembering how when the tarot cards for the companions dropped i was actually skeptical abt them because. to me they didn't tell a story of who our companions really were. they felt really... "here is a character and here they are" unlike inquisition's where you can actually get a feel for each companion's personality/story/archetype but i was still excited to see how they changed as the game progressed and the events affected each character and especially. how each tarot card would look once the romance lock in happened. and then none of that happened because it was essentially a stunt to appeal to fans of the previous games without actually putting in any effort (not that they could anyway. since most of the personal quests barely affect the companions and have barely any ramifications)
#🚬🤏#god i was SO excited to see the tarot cards u guys have no idea. i literally screamed abt them being back in socks' dms#and like. i guess at least the codex have some really cool ones i did win there but GOD. the ones with the companions are just sad...#i also was so excited to see what tarot card they gave the inquisitor in their codex entry depending on who they were and i was disappointe#there as well!!#and what's worse is i cant even do what i did for the da2 main romances and draw my own because like.#what would i even do for lucanis. a paella? breaking him out of his mind prison doesnt even have a cute little#extra scene if ur romancing him so im not gonna take that as insp. theres just literally nothing except the things I'VE made up for#his romance.#whatever. again this is the illustration graduate in me not being content with the crumbs we got
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Halloween Costume Ideas - The Inmate or the Guard!


The Treat - you can start with a Pat Down!
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Posted by Sebleloot found on Deviantart
#feetish#feetpics#foot smelling#smelly toes#cute twink#male socks#smelly socks#socksandfeet#dirty socks#white socks#dirty soles#sock sniffing#foot sniffing#male foot#prison#prisoner
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my friend is gonna do a ‘dress as your type’ theme for her birthday and i need to figure out which era of spencer reid i should run with
#season 2 because of the glasses#season 5 and use his cane#season 12 and wear prison garb#it’s too difficult guys what do i do#rambles !!#spencer reid#matthew gray gubler#i will be wearing mismatched socks ‼️#and i’m gonna thrift a purple scarf and brown letter bag
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my parents: we respect your trauma and your mental health. We will always support you.
Me: I relapsed and I will punch you if you touch me without consent.
My family: you’re just so dramatic! You need to get over your trauma. We’re your family, we don’t need consent! You have no reason to be depressed. You just need to choose to be happy!
#this essentially how it goes#‘we’re your family we don’t need consent’ is exactly what got me traumatized#I have and will punch people#I punched my ex best friend for trying to hug me without asking#also id mever tell them about relapsing they would send me to a grippy sock prison
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btw when the letter was uploaded on deleted on reddit, it was because reddit was yelling at the op for some reason, also they were mad that Luigi was joking around.
as usual 😂😭 those grandmas on reddit can't let a young guy joke around 😭 when i heard that it was initially on reddit and was taken down afterwards i was like please tell me nobody was attacking him for joking again 😭 turns out they already failed that mission 😭 i can't with them 🙄
#i love when he jokes around it's a huge reminder to us about exactly how young he is#because all of his jokes are very young people jokes#also somebody tell the reddit grandmas it is perfectly normal for a guy who's just turned 27 to make dick jokes#i get that he's in federal prison and could be facing the death penalty but like at least he still has his sense of humour intact#and his fashion sense too (this is about the socks not the outfits)#and honestly?? i love that for him#despite everything he's still being himself he's still being whoever he'd have been normally and that's awesome#i genuinely don't understand why reddit wants him to kill his personality that's what makes him who he is let him be#asks
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