#somechubbynerd

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

MONIKA, SAYORI, YURI, and NATSUKI from DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB!

Justification:

"The main story of DDLC is a depressing horror show of bad decisions, self-destruction, and the terror of living in a reality that you know is artificial with a window out into the Real World. The Side Stories? My fucking god, these bitches gay. And every single Side Story has a gay moment between at least two girls, culminating in all of them taking a sweet, silly selfie together. Poly af" - @somechubbynerd

[pudgy-planets]

"...Dog-rumi."

@somechubbynerd

She’s already got a collar, all she needs is a leash-

[agoobersretreat]

How do I beat the GameAces boss fight once they all start working together?

You do all the stuff I suggested earlier and you pray you get a good cycle earlier than not. From there, it's skill and luck.

Join the Discord server and they might hold back. MIGHT.

[heavy-heavy-rain]

No, yeah, I think I'm fine, I guess I just got like... randomly incensed and felt the need to make my opinions known.

Honestly I got really angry about something my cousin did today that I stewed over but capitulated about so maybe that was that resurfacing into my Argument Brain.

[sinful-suits]

🎁 for the Needle. Tee hee~

"Jeez, I wish I wasn't alone right now... I'm not sure if I can take whoever's on the other door. Please be an easy one..." Eroelle sighed. This would usually be where a Boss Blind would be located, ready to challenge her to fight. One of those was usually quite the task to fight as a team. As a 1v1. She didn't exactly like those odds. She pushed on the door...

"...Huh. It's... why is it not opening?" Eroelle pushed again. It felt like there was something really heavy on the other side, like someone had set bags of wet sand to block the door. "I mean... I guess that's as much of a challenge as any." She stepped back, giving herself a wide berth, and also taking out her deck to enhance her strength some.

"C'mon, Ellie.... and push-" Eroelle braced herself as she slammed both hands against the door, shoving with all her might and then some. It felt like she was getting it out of the way. One more strong shove, and.

"Oof!" Eroelle flinched as she felt whatever it was recede from the doorway, finally repelled from blocking it... and then heard it very nakedly object to being pushed around. "Hey, fuck you, whore!"

"Is that..." Eroelle opened the door.""Is that..." Eroelle opened the door.

"THE NEEDLE???"

It defied all rationality to see the Boss Blind like this. Once faster than an arrow, zipping around, hurling insults, and spitting venom, with a stinger to pump deadly poison into its victims... now reduced to a miniature sea of lard. Her 2-foot frame was bloated beyond comprehension, melted into rolls several meters wide. There was not a stinger to be found anywhere; seemingly swallowed up by the green woman's ass.

"What- how did-" Eroelle stammered, trying to make out a feature of her body that wasn't fleshy, jiggly rolls. She couldn't even see more than The Needle's toes. Could she even walk like this?

"What, am I not allowed to be big like that purple gas planet? Don't think I still can't fucking beat you. I've taken you on plenty, I can do it again, no matter how heavy I am!" The Needle beat her wings furiously, trying to rise into the air to sting Eroelle or... maybe at least crush the Joker under her titanic bulk... But she wasn't going anywhere.

"Um, I... listen, can't you leave me be? You caught me while I was enjoying myself." She stammered. "You win this time, okay? I thought blocking the door would-"

"...Huh. So this is you enjoying yourself." Eroelle remained unimpressed.

"So... you really can't do anything at all?" She jabbed a bit of the sweaty pudge with her foot, as if testing the waters. "All of your constant blustering and annoying little jabs, and now you can't back them up?" She stared into The Needle's face, where her eyes would be, her expression refusing to falter. "And what, because you ate more than the Wall does? Don't you like her the least?"

"H-hey, listen, this was the Head's idea. She wanted it! She... she got it in my head that I'd be stronger with a big ass. I-It's her fault!" She screamed, her armfat slapping heavily against her rolls. "I don't- It's not my fault! It's not! She likes this, not...!" She stopped to heave, her breath shorter than usual.

"Mhmhmhm..." Eroelle chuckled, stepping forward towards the mossy-colored mattress. She bent down, her hand gently tickling the Needle's belly. Soft, supple and squishy... The jester's grin widened as she brought her face to that of her bloated, useless 'assailant.' "It's okay, I can't not forgive you, sweetie... I mean, really..."

"Aren't. You. Adorable?"

[the-hundred-tons-lda]

"Planning to just pump kids out until you dry up?"

"That's the plan, yes. From as many partners as it takes."

"And before you ask, while I was concerned about my virility when I began transition, I did do some tests more recently. Hemoanima has..."

"Remarkable effects, when it comes to enhancing the human body."

[technologicalsolutionsteam]

Is fox dick worse than other kinds of dick, or is that just a statement in line with your own foxness?

“…Have you ever even seen a turbofox? Annoying, speedy little glitches that drive me up the unicron-damned wall. You take your eyes off them for a nanosecond and they’re off desecrating some actuator’s junk.”

“…How the hell would I even know if Fox dick is worse than any other kind of dick? I only picked up on the term when I came to Earth since humans use it as an expletive and a phrase. I’m a physicist and an engineer, not a blasted biologist.”

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

True enough. For a 330-ish pound, 5'9" trans girl before getting to expand her wardrobe to include better fashion :p

Looking forward to that time and much more

[museaquarium]

📖

"This is Taylor. She enjoys playing video games and joking around. She's the goober's girlfriend, so they fight together. The question I'm asking is whether or not the cat ears are real, because they're actually pretty cute and believable."

"Much like the goober, her HP is 75, attack is 1, defense is 1."

[agooberscanons]

"Oooh, mean, I love it~"

"Yeah. I'm thinking of striking the fear of God into some poor sap someday soon. You want in?"

[itsjustagoober]

Happy Valentine's Day, y'all!

Hope y'all have a good one and I'm gonna go be busy and a responsible adult today. When I get back from that? Who knows, I'll probably be around for goofin', then!

For now, feel free to drop me anything holiday-related or just silly over at @agoobersretreat for me to come back to and I'll reply when I can! Please also go send my girlfriend, @somechubbynerd , loads of silly as well. Due to my busy-ness, I can't spend the day with her like we wanted to! So please, send her some stuff to laugh about. I really love her laughter.

Anyway, have a great day y'all. Ciao~!

[corpulentcarbs]

pentuplesized

Don’t break me-!

“I’ll try not too~”

somechubbynerd

oh heck yeah snuggled

“Best snuggles in town.”

thickassjpegs

my bones

“I didn’t glomp you that hard jeez, I have a lot of dough that you can squish into.”

[pudgy-planets]

“Let me self-deprecate! hnmmrnrnrnfnggngngn…”

[agoobersretreat]

Are all of the GameAces girlfriends?

"Mmmm, so...that is tough to answer. I'd say yes, but then I also think it matters what the others think. I am so full of love and willing to say yes, so yeh~."

[heavy-heavy-rain]

@somechubbynerd

"Hey, you're making me sound like Eito. I just want to become invincible in every conceivable way."

"... I know there's a part of us that wants it. Wants it badly. but we can't have it. We shouldn't."

[sinful-suits]

"There we go~ With my Sarraceniant destroyed by battle," the pierced beast makes a pained cry and disappears in a wisp of magic, "and with me taking no battle damage from a fight against a Defense Position monster, I can destroy the monster who attacked it."

"See you around~"

"N-No!" The Needle stammered and fought... even as lashing reeds were starting to coil around her. "That CAN'T be how that card works. You read it wrong! Give it to me!"

"YOU CHEATING FUCKING BITCH! WE'RE GOING TO FIND YOU AND TURN YOUR FLIMSY EXCUSE OF A SOUL INTO-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

And thus... The Needle was vanquished...