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“Hm… Would it be conceivable to procure or concoct a stable isotope of Nucleon? Its effects can be dangerous, but the potential health benefits it offers are second to none when utilized in proper doses.”

“While I don’t doubt your expertise, Nosecone… Nucleon is an unstable substance. Its effects can be lethal and we have yet to deduce every single outcome that adjoins with its usage… And knowing of the existence of "Nuke" from Brainstorm’s temporal experimentation- Our knowledge on it is constantly shifting without a definitive answer.”

“…You’re correct. Should we deliberate as Computron?”

“Give it more individual thought. It should be noted that I’m not opposed to your suggestion, merely I have reservations about HOW to proceed.”

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“…Hypothetically, would we be allowed in a drive-in movie theater? We are our own vehicles… albeit, only Afterburner is a traditional road vehicle.”

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Made a new blog. A kisekaeformer blog with my favorite combiner team- The Technobots!

Spread this around please~!

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“…I know we can’t expect booming business on the first couple of days, but don’t you people have some problems in need of solving?”

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"...So are we calling the belches 'engine knocking', or would that be your stomach gurgling?"

@somechubbynerd

“Getting into specifics, the persistent grumbling of my fuel pumps…” Lightspeed tenderly nurses their distended middle with gentle fingers. The aches were unbearable, best not to make them worse! “Would be what you’d call engine knocking. The expungement of trapped gasses would be more appropriately called- ExhaaAAUUUUUuuuurrrrssssppt?! Mmh. Pardon. Exhaust.”

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"Oh, neat. I wouldn't have guessed Cybertronians could have digestive dysfunctions." And she's completely moved on from the initial horny.

@somechubbynerd

“Admittedly, I’m a bit of an outlier in that regard. Energon is our fuel source, our life essence, the energy that powers our technology and vital functions, and much, much more. Unlike virtually every Cybertronian, I was born with an allergy.” Lightspeed explained, crouching down onto her knees to speak more clearly to Taylor.

“It’s not a toxic or debilitating allergy, just a mild one. Sometimes it’s dysfunction in processing or as you’d call it "engine knocking." Other times it’s a benign rash that disappears on its own in a matter of days. A comparison that comes to mind could be a human allergy to certain fruits and their juiced forms? You cannot consume the raw fruit on its own, but due to the contents and additives in the juice it is comfortable and tasty to drink.”

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"...Hot."

@somechubbynerd

“…Huh?” Confused, Lightspeed tilts her head. That’s the first time anyone’s called that "hot." Generally, Afterburner tells her to shut up and/or leave the room when it happens. With a squeamish smile, she bit back her pangs and spoke up.

“That’s uh… Sorry, about that. I was refueling and assumed I had enough additives in my system to balance out the potency of energon. I’m allergic to it. So I need to regularly eat these lead sulfide cubes to ensure I don’t suffer any side effects. Like- OOOOOOOWWWUUURRP… that.”

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“Oouuuuuuuwwuuuuaaaah…”

Lightspeed bent over in discomfort, folding her arms tightly around a bubbling, bloated midsection. The feeling of energon being processed by her internals generated pockets of gas as a byproduct, leaving her queasy and-

“OOOOWWWWWAAAAAARRRRRRRPPP!!”

…Belchy.

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Scattershot is rude and gruff, but not completely offensive. Courtesy and basic respect aren’t off the table.

…Plus, scaring off/dissuading clients with her attitude wouldn’t serve their business all too well.

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“Life is not a race. Slow down… examine every facet… and sort through one step at a time.”

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On the opposite end of the spectrum- Nosecone is virtually impossible to elicit an incensed reaction within them.

They’re patient, contemplative, and aren’t one to snap back in an argument should one arise. This creates a one-sided antagonistic relationship between herself and Afterburner.

Afterburner trusts and has faith in Nosecone, even if getting this out of her would be a Sisyphean task short of tearing out her spark- but she does not respect the slow, ambling approach to science and combat Nosecone is notorious for.

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I cannot express the ease by which Afterburner’s rage can be set off. She is a walking powder keg of fury, impulses, and vitriolic energon ready to explode with an ill-timed remark or the most minor of inconveniences.

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I do believe dressing in dull colors is the point, given how she works with an organization that values discretion above all else

@muses-and-odd-fashion

“Really now? I’m sure any hick in the outskirts of the sea of rust with a makeshift ion rifle juiced to the maximum with Ultra-Energon could have pieced that together.”

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Is fox dick worse than other kinds of dick, or is that just a statement in line with your own foxness?

“…Have you ever even seen a turbofox? Annoying, speedy little glitches that drive me up the unicron-damned wall. You take your eyes off them for a nanosecond and they’re off desecrating some actuator’s junk.”

“…How the hell would I even know if Fox dick is worse than any other kind of dick? I only picked up on the term when I came to Earth since humans use it as an expletive and a phrase. I’m a physicist and an engineer, not a blasted biologist.”

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Spat my water out when I read turbofox dick lmfao

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“Could you unkindly NOT spew your enzyme-laden backwash all over the place? I’m a plain bot and I believe in plain speaking. The outfit sucked, completely unremarkable, and above all else: DULL. At the bare minimum those bastards, The Rainmakers, are annoying as shit to lay eyes on but I don’t want to completely vivisect my brain module looking at them.”

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The whole crew gets a box of mixed doughnuts each as a treat on this wonderful holiday that is Doughnut Day. UwU

“We’ll have to process these through the Energon Synthesizer, but thank you. We appreciate your courtesy and support.”

Note: Scattershot has absolutely no idea what a doughnut is. A torus? Absolutely, she’s a scientist and is intimately familiar with geometric solids.

“…Next time, you may wanna bring a bigger box? Human food is vastly smaller than we are. This isn’t a problem with shorter bots like Bumblebee or Cliffjumper, but for us the portions are a touch too minuscule. Even for the synthesizer extracting every ounce of organic matter within them, but we’ll see.”