#sonogram

[mpregstuff]

Proud Expecting Dad | In a world where traditional roles are being rewritten, an expecting father proudly showcases his journey with a playful twist. Clad in a snug blue onesie that boldly proclaims his new title, he cradles a sonogram, a symbol of dreams turning into reality. Surrounding him are delightful accents of baby life—pink and blue balloons float in the background, mixing with essentials like diaper rash cream and a rattle that’s just waiting for tiny hands. This moment captures the essence of joy and anticipation that comes with new life. The spirit of masculinity meets tenderness, transforming the narrative of fatherhood into an exciting adventure. It’s a celebration filled with laughter and love, inviting us to embrace every unexpected chapter. As he navigates this rewarding path, he stands strong, ready for the challenges and triumphs of fatherhood. More images are also available at https://mpregstuff.com.

[pradashaya]

OMGG, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I’M PREGNANT 🫢😱🤭

[alberta-sunrise]

I cannot believe that 6 weeks ago, our lil Bean was just a white splotch with a heartbeat.

Now they’re an actual little human.

I’ve got a little person, wriggling inside me 😱🥹 it’s apparently only just hitting me now 😂

[awesomefringey]

what's the Sono from a fertility clinic? what happened?

Brianna posted a pic of her sono/ultrasound when pregnant with Freddie that turned out to be from a fertility clinic. It exclusively deals with parents who struggle with pregnancy and provides fertility and surrogacy programs. Their clients are literally on the opposite side of “I’m so fertile I got accidentally pregnant in a one night stand” if you know what I mean.

The printout had a few more flaws. See a post about it here.

[90s-kid-sad-adult]

wrinkled kidney bean

[ulkaralakbarova]

Verona and Burt have moved to Colorado to be close to Burt’s parents but, with Veronica expecting their first child, Burt’s parents decide to move to Belgium, now leaving them in a place they hate and without a support structure in place. They set off on a whirlwind tour of of disparate locations where they have friends or relatives, sampling not only different cities and climates but also different families. Along the way they realize that the journey is less about discovering where they want to live and more about figuring out what type of parents they want to be. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Burt Farlander: John Krasinski Verona De Tessant: Maya Rudolph Grace De Tessant: Carmen Ejogo Gloria Farlander: Catherine O’Hara Jerry Farlander: Jeff Daniels Lily: Allison Janney Lowell: Jim Gaffigan Ashley: Samantha Pryor Taylor: Conor Carroll LN: Maggie Gyllenhaal Roderick: Josh Hamilton Wolfie: Bailey Harkins Baby Neptune: Brendan Spitz Baby Neptune: Jaden Spitz Tom Garnett: Chris Messina Courtney: Paul Schneider Munch Garnett: Melanie Lynskey Film Crew: Director: Sam Mendes Writer: Dave Eggers Writer: Vendela Vida Producer: Peter Saraf Producer: Edward Saxon Producer: Marc Turtletaub Executive Producer: Pippa Harris Original Music Composer: Alexi Murdoch Casting: Ellen Lewis Production Design: Jess Gonchor Executive Producer: Mari-Jo Winkler Director of Photography: Ellen Kuras Editor: Sarah Flack Casting: Debra Zane Casting Associate: Geoffrey Miclat Seamstress: Carolyn Finlayson Casting Associate: Tannis Vallely Set Costumer: Joseph Cigliano Digital Intermediate: Jacob Robinson Costume Design: John Dunn Visual Effects Supervisor: Eric J. Robertson Set Costumer: Trenee Clayton Visual Effects Producer: Glenn Allen Music Editor: Annette Kudrak Visual Effects Producer: Sarah McMurdo Visual Effects Supervisor: Dennis Berardi Assistant Costume Designer: Sharon Globerson Art Department Coordinator: Kelly Solomon Script Supervisor: Jayne-Ann Tenggren First Assistant Editor: Janet Gaynor Set Costumer: Heather Holmes Visual Effects Producer: Richard Friedlander Special Effects Coordinator: Robert J. Scupp Art Direction: Henry Dunn Set Decoration: Lydia Marks Casting Associate: Meghan Rafferty Costume Supervisor: Tim McKelvey Visual Effects Coordinator: Matt Glover Music Supervisor: Randall Poster Digital Intermediate: Darrell R. Smith Art Department Coordinator: Elizabeth Boller Special Effects Coordinator: Bruce E. Merlin Dialogue Editor: Branka Mrkic Production Accountant: Richard Mancuso Thanks: Charlie Crist Movie Reviews:

[rboblee]

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[shoujothoughts]

Setting the scene: Our ultrasounds always indicate that I am growing a very *active* baby, so much so that practitioners find it genuinely amusing. They ask which of us is the hyperactive one (spoiler, it's me).

Now, on to a recent conversation...

Husband, placing hand on bump: Look what I found.

Me: You found the baby; good job.

Him: Thank you.

Me: It will be harder when they are outside of me.

Him: ??

Me: Because they will run.

*laughter*

I can see it now. They'll take after me and never stop moving. They'll take after him and love snakes. This will combine into a child not unlike the "a knife! NO!!" child, but with like, hazardous reptiles.

[thecurefordepression]

[lemonadesociety]

Baby To Do List.

[sofiaruelle]

✨I love her corporate greed! Go Polle! Give us nothinggg~!✨✨

Honest to god, i fell asleep watching a video essay analyzing evil: Mouthwashing and woke up deliriously to pink pony club kareoke version. Thanks, yt autoplay. And then open tumblr and i see this 👏 master piece by @fox-guardian. 👏

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I might make these into Stickers... 👀👀 What do yall think? Should i make Polle proud?

The hiring thingy is based on this gem:

[rboblee]

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[typeech]

Who of the main 6 would really fuck with ABBA and why is it secretly Asra

[sylvies-chen]

in a world like the rookie where doppelgängers are real, crime bosses develop intensely personal beefs with patrol officers, documentary episodes occur every other season, and even the therapists are secretly evil, I completely understand how “seth is faking his cancer” has formed as a theory… but unfortunately that is simply just not true. that man is my son actually. yeah. I held him in my womb for nine months. that’s my sweet boy. please do not speak on my child and corrupt his mind with such cynical thoughts and speculations. please. that is literally my infant child. he is ten days old.

[ultratradmalewife]

Bucktommy is number one right now and I haven’t posted about them in a while so I offer this screenshot from a Smosh video that I watched yesterday that reminded me of them

Anthony = Buck, Tommy = Tommy

[soupy-sez]

Friends S1E2