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[axoqiii]

augh

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[clockworkreapers]

1: They were not betting. 2: They all share their money in Tales From The Road so uh Jerry... where are you getting that ten bucks exactly? @begaydodrughailsatan and @chaieyestea gave me this idea

[taitavva]

NEVER GO HOME, DON'T SLEEP, DON'T EAT JUST DO IT ON REPEAT, KEEP?

[365 - Charli XCX / alt vers under cut]

[tosteur-gluteal]

"So tell me, Tatsunami... How does this feel?"

"How does it feel to know that the whole company is finally going to find out what kind of creep they let running around their offices?"

[emaadsidiki]

Seven Dwarfs Mine Train 🚂🎢

[thebraxiatelcollection]

I have feelings about the episode, especially with the bigeneration, but I think my biggest complaint is how it felt very Disney-style at saving every single one of those people and not having a single casualty (death) or injury of some sort. 100,000 people or whatever sucked out into space, and you're telling me they've all managed to survive through the machine?

[bumblingbabooshka]

Stonn writes a letter to T'Pring [Patreon | Commissions]

Dear T'Pring, Forgive me contacting you from the green. This is your friend _, now Stonn. I have thought of you often ever since being forced to move away but knew your parents would not allow our continued association. I have grown no richer since we last met. I have gained no greater renown than any man who lives a quiet life of service might. But I remember you enjoying my dull company and hope you might indulge me by partaking in it again.

There is a house I rent in _ which I will enclose the coordinates to if you will meet me. If you won't, please tell me quickly and I will never write again if you write the words yourself. After so long, even your rejection would be desirable if personalized. From your old friend, Stonn

[sometimesanequine]

i get to post this today! we hit 500 followers :} thank you

[subbykittyboythoughts]

Sorry can't be horny too busy playing DOOM mods after myhouse.pk3 got updated

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

hey continuing on with this thing from my rewatch:

eddie getting home from the academy one day and sitting down with a beer after getting chris to bed.

he clicks on his tv and it comes alive on the same station it always does when it's just been turned on, KDLA Channel 10.

And hey, that's a firehouse.. wait, this is about that guy who fell from the coaster isn't it?

Oh duh, this is why we'd done more hanging rescue training the last couple days. Eddie thinks to himself.

"---with fireman Evan "Buck" Buckley, who people are calling the County Fair Spider-Man for his daring rescue." the voiceover says, making Eddie cringe.

"Poor guy." he laments as the feed changes to show the secondary reporter and what must be the hero fireman and damn.

Eddie blinks.

Damn. This guy's hot as hell! What Eddie'd give to be at that guy's station after he's done with training.

Listen, it's been a good couple years now since he and Shannon split, her taking off suddenly and the divorce papers arriving in the mail two years later, just a couple days before he and Christopher had made the move to California.

And he's had enough time to somewhat come to terms about some things.

He's gay.

Or some variation of gay at least, so he knows hot guy when he sees hot guy.

And this hot guy's a huge hunk of man meat.

But then the guy (what'd the reporter call him? Bucky? Like the superhero guy?) starts talking and.. shit... even his voice is nice..

"I was just doing my job." Bucky the Babe says, "I'm happy we were able to help the people we helped and I'm-I'm really sorry about those we--we couldn't save."

Eddie's mulling over the fact that this beautiful beautiful man is also somehow humble too when someone in the background of the shot opens the engine door and there it is. There's the station number.

"One-eighteen, huh?" He takes a sip of his beer and files away that number for later.

"We're getting a lot of Twitter questions from our audience, most just want to know if you're single." The reporter turns the microphone back on Bucky and Eddie starts to lean forward for a second before catching himself.

Bucky smirks and looks down the camera and "Fuck."

He's hot, he's pretty, and damn those eyes. It's like he's looking right through the screen at Eddie whenever his eyes jump up.

"Oh, uh, that's very sweet of them," Bucky hedges, "I'm sure they're just turned on by the uniform."

"I know I am..." Eddie mutters, taking another pull from his drink.

"I don't know if they would feel that way if they saw me out of it."

Eddie spits his drink out over his coffee table as Bucky has the gall to smirk and laugh awkwardly and endearingly while Eddie tries to wipe up the beer with the arm of his sweatshirt.

"Oh, I-I don't mean it like that." Stupid hot Bucky continues, with his stupid hot face on Eddie's stupid beer-spattered TV screen.

"Well thanks, Buck, and thanks for all that you do day in and day out." the reporter says, a smile pulling at her lips.

"Uh, y-you're welcome." Bucky, Buck, smiles again and ducks his head, turning to walk back into the station.

Eddie keeps his eyes on the man as long as he can, watching as Buck stuffs one hand into his pocket and the other comes up to scratch absently at the back of his head.

Somehow, even blurry, Buck is hot; striding away from the camera with legs that seem to go on for miles.

[leaveharmony]

Love when he gets a benign weirdo. Especially with such a snappy wardrobe <3

[rustedpipe]

something so of you, you can’t recognize

[telesodalite]

I love the idea that, whenever a Cybertronian space-faring vessel lands or docks within a predominantly non-Cybertronian space station or port, that it's required that they either confirm or deny whether their vessel is sentient or not before being permitted to land.

1. For proper accommodation and clarification, along with the chance for communication between the vessel and crews working the station/port.

2. Because there has been... incidents... incidents that have led to the requirement of the above reasons.

[merculuros]

oh please

[emaadsidiki]

Interactive Gem Sorting Station 💎🏮💎