#source - Robot Chicken

[incorrectteyvatism]

"My whole life has been a series of what-the-fuck moments."

—Traveler, probably

[yoursghouly]

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[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Fire is my only weakness

Stan: Yeah. Fire is everyone's weakness. It's fucking fire

[terrorquotestm]

Bridgens: What are you doing on Erebus!? 

Peglar: I came to say hi. 

Bridgens: Hi!

Peglar: And also to have sex after the whole ‘hi’ thing. 

[m4rb13-s0d4]

*strade opens the door while very drunkenly making out with MC*

Strade (slurring):ok...this..this is my roon..now-now *hic*...t-take your clothes off...

MC:...why-why iz your room...filled with sick children??

*he looks around...this isn't his house this is a hospital for children with cancer*

Strade:...ohhhhh this isn't...this isn't my house...uh we-we can um...i forget

MC:no...i-im just gonna go home..this is weird

*they just stumble out trying to figure out how to walk as he watches them leave*

Strade:no...b-baby please!...ah shit..

Child with cancer:*coughs*

Strade:...what did you say about my mother?

*and then he passed out*

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Lila: Hey, Jaune. Jaune: punches Lila in the stomach Lila: GUH-!!!! aUGH-- Jaune: huff... Lila: What the FUCK? Jaune: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young….YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL! Lila, voice trembling: What the fffuck are you talking about? Jaune: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now. Lila: Lila: I'M NOT PREGNANT!? Jaune: Well, tch, not after that punch you're not, heh! I've been taking muay thai classes. :> Lila: Lila: I was never pregnant, Jaune. Jaune: Jaune: Are Jaune: Jaune: Are you sure? Lila: YES I'M FUCKING SURE. Aaron: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here? Jaune: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and— Aaron: punches Lila in the stomach Lila: AAGuhgUG- MOTHERFU--

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Incorrect Manga Quotes 34

(At the World Government Marine HQ)

Koby: (walks in)

Garp: What is it, Koby?

Koby: Uh, first of all; good morning, Vice Admiral Garp. (salutes) Second; uh, I left like half a sandwich in the staff refrigerator which clearly had my name on it and... now it's gone.

Garp: (shrugs) Well, that happens.

Koby: Y-yeah, I know it happens. But this is, like, the third time in a week. So...

Helmeppo: Are you accusing the Vice Admiral of stealing your sandwich?!

Koby: No, no, no, no, no! I-I'm not accusing anybody! It's just... I know only the three of us use that refrigerator and... well, heh, I didn't steal my own sandwich.

Garp: Then, clearly, Helmeppo took it.

Helmeppo: Vice Admiral! Respectfully, I did not steal the sandwich!

Garp: Then, by process of elimination, you're saying I took the sandwich?

Helmeppo: Uuuuuh, well... it was either you or me and... I know it wasn't me-

Garp: Koby, be honest; which one of us was most likely to have stolen your sandwich?

Koby: Uh, well, let me-hm...

Helmeppo: Er, keep in mind; only one of us hit his own grandson.

Garp: Yes! Exactly!

Helmeppo: What do you mean "yes, exactly"?!

Garp: I hit my own grandson! Clearly, I'm a good person, right?!

Helmeppo: I need to tread really... carefully...

Garp: Should I have not hit my grandson?

Helmeppo: You absolutely should have!

Garp: Hitting your grandson is good! Which makes me a good person! So I wouldn't steal a sandwich!

Helmeppo: Again, I really, really want to think about my choice of words here.

Garp: Koby, what do you think? Am I a good person?

Koby: Uh, heh-heh, I mean, "good" and "evil"... it's all relative, really.

Helmeppo: Pussy.

Koby: Well, uh, historically speaking, hitting people... is bad.

Garp: Not always!

Koby: No, no, no, no, no, no! Just - just in a general, broad-stroke kind of way, y'know-?

Garp: What about hitting turkeys, hm? Hitting them to kill them?! Is that wrong?! Did you think about that when you were making your turkey sandwich?! Does making a turkey sandwich make you a bad person?!

Koby: ... I never said it was a turkey sandwich.

Garp: (trembling) I... I... I admit it. I took your sandwich, Koby. Therefore, I am a bad person! Therefore, a bad person hit his own grandson! Oh, what have I done?!

Koby: (smiles) Vice Admiral... only a bad person would hit his own grandson... but only a good person would feel bad about it!

Garp: (in tears)Thank you, Koby!

Helmeppo: Awww! Are we bringing it in?!

Garp: Oh, we're bringing it in!

Koby, Garp, & Helmeppo: (hug it out)

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Lord Redgrave: Fire is my only weakness

Geoffrey: Yeah. Fire is everyone's weakness. It's fucking fire

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

(Terri Belle taking the escalator in Thrace…)

Thracian Soldier #1: (passing by Terri on the opposite escalator, saluting Terri) General.

Terri Belle: (saluting back) Soldier.

Thracian Soldier #2: General.

Terri Belle: Soldier.

Thracian Soldier #3: General.

Terri Belle: Soldier.

Thracian Soldier #4: General.

Terri Belle: Yep…

Thracian Soldier #5: General.

Terri Belle: Uh-huh…

Thracian Soldier #6: General.

Terri Belle: Yo.

Thracian Soldier #7: General.

Terri Belle: (sigh) Soldier…

Thracian Soldier #8: General.

Terri Belle: Soldier… Soldier… Soldier! Soldia-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!!

Thracian Soldier #9: … General.

Terri Belle: Go fuck yourself…

Thracian Soldier #10: General.

Terri Belle: Go fuck yourself.

Thracian Soldier #11: General.

Terri Belle: Go fuck yourself!

Thracian Soldier #12: General.

Terri Belle: GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Thracian Soldier #12: Aww…

(………..)

Thracian Soldier #Q: WAZAAAAAP?!

Terri Belle: … (long, tired sigh)

[lunylac]

[SFM] I have a song for you (Happy Valentine`s Day!)

Here comes Valentine's Day! This time I decided to do something cute and maybe naive, but positive because of that. I've liked the way Bonnie and Chica look next to each other for many years now

[katherinelee1369]

(via https://comic.studio/s/9138)

Skit 12: Counter Strike Source Commercial Parody (audio of Robot Chicken)

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

(Kovit wakes up locked in the cage.) Kovit: Uh-oh.   --- Stage One: Denial   Kovit: It's no big deal. Maybe someone will come let me out. I'm gonna have a good laugh about this tonight.    --- Stage Two: Anger

Kovit: Well, this is just *bleep*ing perfect!! Stupid cage! Stupid Death Market! Ah! I wanna bite someone in the face! Mother*bleep*er!!!!! Mother*bleep*er!!!!!! Mother*bleep*!!!!!!! Ahh! *Bleep*!!! --- Stage Three: Bargaining

Kovit: If there's anyone up there... It's me, Kovit. Listen could you just give me a mulligan on this one thing? I'll stop torturing people!...for a day! --- Stage Four: Depression  

Kovit: (crying) MOMMY!!   --- Stage Five: Acceptance

Kovit: You know somethin'? I'm cool with this. I-I bet, I bet the afterlife has all the Pet Crossing I can play and everyone gets their own Slurpee machine. Yeah! Take me sweet death! I await your loving embrace!  (Nita comes in) Nita: Kovit: Kovit: Oh hi 

[athfiq]

Dr. Weird (To Steve on the phone): What? (About a destroyed Weird Labs). Oh oh oh JUST rebuild it?! Oh real fucking original. And who’s gonna give me *loan* jackoff, you? You got an ATM in that redheaded troll wig?

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Queen Tyr'ahnee: Everyone just sort of lost interest. I think as you get older, ruling the galaxy just seems like too much trouble. Duck Dodgers: Am I done yet? Commander X2: You'll know, Dodgers, you'll know.

[terrorquotestm]

Franklin: So, tell me, Sargeant Tozer, how do you plan on putting down this creature everyone’s talking about?

Tozer: By shooting it with guns! That’s how I solve all my problems.

[d0llh0use-of-h0rr0rz]

I'm just gonna say it, "adult" parodies ov children's media characterz that just make them drug addicts or murderers or just shitty ppl in general r so fuckin uninspired and unfunny that itz annoying, wow u made an animation where Mickey Mouse iz an achoholic who beats Minnie and thatz the entire joke? How original! U wanna medal 4 ur amazing, totally mature adult wit?

Itz just so tiring, if you're gonna do a parody atleast b original instead ov playing bingo with all the fucked up thingz u can include