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Bester: So, what I need is–
Ivanova: Sorry, we're not interested in discussing our cars' extended warranty.
Bester: I never said anything about that.
Ivanova: No, but I'm sure it's a time-wasting scam nonetheless.
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Stiles: If all of your friends jumped off of a bridge, would you?! Eli: You know that’s a ridiculous question— I’m always the friend jumping off the bridge in the first place, and you know it. Stiles: I know, I know— I heard it as soon as I said it.
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star-trek-shallot · 9 months ago
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Kirk: Seriously, Pavel, how dumb do they think we are?
Chekov: Sometimes Hikaru leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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all-creatures-incorrecto · 5 months ago
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James: Have you ever broken a bone, Siegfried?
Siegfried: My own, or somebody else's?
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The Lord: I challenge YOU, Mephistopheles, to a Just Dance Battle!
Mephistopheles: I accept!
Raphael: I wanna referee. I choose Rasputin.
The Lord: RAH RAH RASPUTIN!
Mephistopheles: LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
My Catholic guilt is getting to me for this one. Just have to keep telling myself that it is a fictional version of God.
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therighthandofvengeance · 1 month ago
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therighthandofvengeance · 14 days ago
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therighthandofvengeance · 1 year ago
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not that I have a bias or anything…
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therighthandofvengeance · 25 days ago
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therighthandofvengeance · 11 days ago
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therighthandofvengeance · 2 months ago
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Me? Thinking about Satai Delenn? It’s more likely than you think.
Me? Thinking about Ambassador Delenn? It’s more likely than you think.
Me? Thinking about Entil’Zha Delenn? It’s more likely than you think.
Me? Thinking about Vice President Delenn? It’s more likely than you think.
Me? Thinking about President Delenn? It’s more likely than you think.
Me? Thinking about The One Who Is? It’s more likely than you think.
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therighthandofvengeance · 7 days ago
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Sheridan: You’re the Voice of the Resistance, isn’t that great?
Ivanova: I’m actually President of the John Sheridan’s Technically Not Entirely Horrible Ideas Hate Club.
Sheridan: Well, two things can be true.
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therighthandofvengeance · 1 month ago
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Delenn: I find this human idea of “love languages” quite fascinating. I wonder what mine is.
Sheridan: You're a gift-giver.
Delenn: How do you know that?
Sheridan: The entire fleet of White Stars that are currently circling the station, for starters.
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