#source: daniel howell

[spiltinksky]

Chan: I sat down for some reading after a long day and accidentally elbowed an entire pint of water while yawning so now I’m dehydrated and dabbing furiously…

Junhui: Dabbing?

Chan: I mean dabbing the moisture away with a towel. I’m not just stood next to the puddle waving my arms and hoping the water will cringe itself away!

[incorrect-webtoon-quotes]

Omniscient Reader: #1

Dokja: Am I a role model?

Dokja: I didn’t ask for this.

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Life in Alphabet City

*police sirens in the distance* Mark: Mark, singing: Could you please get murdered on a different road, I’m trying to film—

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

oh god i just remembered a dream i had last night where i somehow won a phannie sweepstakes that i didn’t sign up for and the prize was dan and phil staying at my house for two days.

the first night, i was going to sleep on my bedroom floor. i hadn’t seen them yet, so i wasn’t even 100% sure the phweepstakes was legit. but just as i was going to sleep, i looked up, and there they were.

dan was in my laundry room (which is right across the hall from my bedroom), doing my laundry (most unrealistic part of the dream, but as he fucking should). and phil? phil was standing like he was in this picture:

just🧍🏼but with a face more like slime!phil:

mixed with the energy of his reaction to dan saying superstitions aren’t real:

so basically, this is what i saw:

(that’s the actual view of my laundry room from my bedroom floor)

so i made eye contact with phil, which was a huge mistake. he started stomping towards me, slowly but with really intense stomps, like it was hard for him to move. dan turned around momentarily and then seemed to realise what phil was about to do, and without reacting, turned back to my laundry.

phil was getting closer, and i knew i was in trouble. as quickly as i could, i pulled out my phone to snap a picture for proof that they were in my house, because i always have dreams within dreams that i saw dan and phil and then would wake up still within the dream and have no proof. i managed to capture two shaky pictures before phil reached me and everything went black.

then i woke up (still in my dream) in a room i didn’t recognise. my mom was in the bed next to me. “mom, where did dan and phil go?!?!”

she looked at me confused. “what are you talking about?”

i didn’t answer her, i just asked, “where’s my phone?” my hands were shaking, i knew in that moment that at least part of it had been a dream, but i also felt deep within me that it really happened. i just needed the picture to show her, so she’d believe me.

i found my phone and unlocked it. with shaking hands, i went to my camera roll and clicked on the first picture.

the picture did show my laundry room, but dan and phil weren’t in it. there was, however, a blurry shape in the center. my mom assumed that it was just because the picture was bad quality, but i knew. i knew it was phil. and i knew that no one would ever believe me, that i would have to live with the truth for the rest of my life.

a bunch of other shit happened not related to dnp before i actually woke up for real, but that’s not what’s important.

what’s important is this: do not EVER let phil lester into your house. if he does manage to get in though, PROMISE me, whatever you do, you won’t look him in the eyes.

definitely let dan in though. he’ll do your laundry.

[cafecdramin]

Good morning here's a montage of some of my favorite moments of 2024 (no spoilers)

[hips-dont-lieculosis]

Ok I’ve just had a truely eye opening conversation, I was talking to a non dan and Phil fan friend of mine and she casually said “oh well people only really watched them because it was like the mystery of whether they were together or not”

and then I remembered the line in Dan’s diss track where he says “the only reason you get views is because you’re another white guy that people ship with his friend because they think it’s kawaii” and now I’m thinking, is this true?

like I personally would watch them no matter what, like even if they both had secret other spouses, it makes me sad though that the general public and maybe even dan and Phil themselves could think that the only reason they’re entertaining is because their relationship is ambiguous, I think they’re genuinely very smart and incredible entertainers and they should be proud of that

[silliestgirlintheworld]

Detox just to Retox - The Dan and Phil Hiatus

Dan and Phil x Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy

Image credits under cut:

Why I Quit Youtube - Daniel Howell (1, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18, 21)

Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes - Fall Out Boy (2, 5, 8, 10, 16, 20)

DIL'S FAMILY WINTERFEST - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 #63 - DanAndPhilGAMES (3, 11)

Phil is not on fire 10 - AmazingPhil (4)

DAN AND PHIL MASSIVE PIZZA MUKBANG 2 - DanAndPhilGAMES (6)

Daniel Howell, Twitter 04/01/2019 (12)

Daniel Howell, Instagram 06/18/2021 (19)

WE'RE ALL DOOMED! - Daniel Howell (22)

[yourlegacysnotyourstosee]

[reunitedinterlude]

the three acts of a magic trick (sources: 1, 2)

for anon: since "we know you know" I've felt being a phannie is pretending I don't know what Dan and Phil actually are, in order to have fun with them, watching them move the line further and further. and they've been doing it for so long, it looks like an elaborate magic trick

[outofcontextdanandphil]

Enter me Troye 🙏

[invisible-brandy]

this is the same man who wrote a book on mental health btw <3

[spiltinksky]

Junhui: I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2615

The boys are back! (Dialogue from generalgrievousdatingsim on tumblr.)

[tsunamis-for-uzumaki]

Calling it now, the first phupload to DanandPhil after the rebrand will be the Titstream

[phanyaoi]

oh jack thinks danisnotonfire was such a cool username

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

in my head dan knows we’re in a fight

[Video Description: A clip of Dan and Phil. Dan is on the left hand side of the screen, wearing a red hoodie with a white stripe on each shoulder and two hoodie strings hanging down. Phil on the right hand side of the screen is wearing a black t-shirt with the Jurassic Park logo in yellow. There is white text with a black outline throughout the video on top of Dan that says “me”, and text in the same style on top of Phil that says “dan”. There are open captions at the bottom of the screen. Text with a black background indicates Dan is speaking, and text with a red background indicates Phil is speaking. Text later in the video pops up that says “*Dan showed ass on camera again” when Dan says “Phil ruined my hoodie”. //End VD.]

TRANSCRIPT:

- Dan: I’m very upset. We’ve had a fight.

- Phil: Dan’s upset, I’m upset, everyone’s upset.

- No, I’m upset.

- I’m upset!

- Phil ruined my hoodie.

- I didn’t mean to!

- Okay. Right.