#source: misfits

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: We’re not so different, you know.

Yuno: We are completely different... I’m gracefully tall, you’re freakishly short.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: You think because you’re beautiful, you can treat people any way you want?

Cressida: Yeah, that’s pretty much how it works. Haven’t you figured that out yet?

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Qiren: If you've got any questions, just ask.

Wei Wuxian: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?

Lan Qiren: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Tech: If you’ve got any questions, just ask.

Wrecker: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

Tech: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Why don’t you come around to my house and I’ll cook you dinner?

Natasha: What are you cooking?

Y/N: Chicken nuggets.

Natasha: Oh, I didn’t realize you were a trained chef.

[terrorquotestm]

Fitzjames: Can't we just do normal stuff that normal people do, like go for brunch?

Crozier: What the fuck is brunch?

[blunderbusstanut]

Ashley: *Eating in the car.*

Andrew: You better not be making a mess over there.

Ashley: I'm not!

Andrew: Clean up your crumbs damn it.

Ashley: What crumbs? The only crumbs I've got-

Andrew: I'm gonna use your head as a brush to scrape it off the seat.

Ashley: Uh-oh...

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [198/?]

[incorrectuksies]

katherine: you think because you’re beautiful, you can treat people any way you want? spot: yeah, that’s pretty much how it works. haven’t you figured that out yet?

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*At a crime scene*

Francis: Is he dead?

Zag: I’m not a doctor. But judging by the hole in his head, yes.

[the-black-bulls]

Magna: You think because you’re royalty, you can treat people any way you want?

Noelle: Yeah, that’s pretty much how it works. Haven’t you figured that out yet?

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Zius: if anyone has any questions, just ask.

Yulnia: *raises hand* if a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?

Zius: if anyone has any relevant questions, just ask—

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Edwin: Can you imagine being immortal? What are the cons to that?

Imoen: You'd have to get a job forever!

Coran: Going 100 years without getting laid.

Xan: Everyone you love will die.

Edwin: ...Oh.

[herowithbadpublicity]

Hal: Why do we always have to get involved? Can't we just do normal stuff that normal people do, like go for brunch?

Tom: What the heck is brunch?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Why don’t you come around to my house and I’ll cook you dinner?

Yelena: What are you cooking?

Kate: Chicken nuggets.

Yelena: Oh, I didn’t realize you were a trained chef.

[terrorquotestm]

Hickey: Oh, do my feelings for Mr Gibson offend you? Because they’re true! And pure!

Irving: …

Hickey: …Well, they’re true!