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star-trek-shallot · 2 years ago
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Kirk: You know, I just haven't been in the mood for dating.
Bones: Oh? What are you on?
Kirk: Lexapro.
Bones:
Bones: No, Jim, I mean what apps are you on?
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star-trek-shallot · 3 years ago
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Spock: I have just returned from meditation. Could we relax for a moment?
Kirk: No. Peace is over.
Kirk: I have a lot of shit to talk.
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