#source: rt life miles in a tiny sweater

[blunderbusstanut]

Ashley: *Wearing a Virgin Killer sweater.* Whaddup, dude?

Andrew: ...

Ashley: How's your day going, man?

Andrew: ... It's going alright.

Ashley: Yeah? It's gotta be lonely back here. You ever get lonely?

Andrew: *Blushing.* Not this lonely.

Ashley: *Seductively.* Not this lonely? *Sits in a second office chair that's broken and falls back further than it should.* Whoa! That entire chair sank. I'm falling. Don't look at my butt.

Andrew and Ashley: *Laughing.*