#source: rooster teeth

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: A pigeon only has one point of attack, the beak.

Kaito: Unless it has a knife.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Arlecchino: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?

Childe: Should I not have?

[blunderbusstanut]

Andrew: If you put a nail in a hole. *Turns to a giggling Ashley* Shut up. And, you hammer it. *Turns back to Ashley* Shut up. It might not go in all the way the first time. *To Ashley.* Shut up.

Ashley: *Giggling.*

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Ronald Dorelaine: Guys? Why are the lights off? I'm back from getting milk.

Ronald Dorelaine: *flicks the lights on to see the Playfellow Workshop destroyed and covered in black ooze*

Ronald Dorelaine: What the Hell happened?!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: Operation: WAFFLE: We’re All Friends, Friends Love Each Other. James: Learned today that "each other" is two words. So WAFFLE-O.

[bobauthorman]

(Post V8. Taiyang Xiao Long arrives in Vale)

Taiyang: Guys? Why are the lights off? I'm back from getting milk.

(Street lamps turn on, showing a deserted, devastated Vale)

Taiyang: What the Hell happened?!

[kenobivirgin69]

Alex: *coming back from hanging with Willie* guys what are you working on?

*Reggie and Luke shooting each other with nerf guns, Julie and Flynn happily ignoring them*

Alex: Guys! Guys what are you working on?

*others still preoccupied*

Alex: *absolutely done with them* GUYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WORKING ON GOD DAMNIT!!

Alex: *grabbing nerf gun from Luke, shooting both of them* LOOK AT ME PEW PEW PEW FUCK YOU!

Alex: GUYS ITS FIVE FUCKING FIFTEEN! IM TIRED!

Alex: I dont want anymore bullshit from ANYBODY ELSE for the rest of the day, okay?! AND THAT INCLUDES ME!

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

David: Operation WAFFLE: We’re All Friends, Friends Love Each Other. David: Learned today that ‘each other’ is two words. So WAFFLE-O.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Ichabod: Operation: WAFFLE: We’re All Friends, Friends Love Each Other.

Ichabod: Learned today that "each other" is two words. So WAFFLE-O.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Jax: I’m trying to think of a Shakespeare porn movie pun, but I can’t.

Zooble: I can’t either. I’m like, “Yon window… Blowjob?”

Gangle: (runs in) I have one! "A Midsummer Night’s Cream"!

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: If you make enough bad decisions, every once in a while, things work out for you.

[team-iceflower]

Sun: Here's a tip to all you 12 year olds that have stolen cable with Spice TV. Record it, and sell it to your friends like I did.

Jaune: *dying laughing* You sold Spice TV!? I sold blow pops. Oscar, what did you sell?

Oscar: ...Pokémon cards.

[blunderbusstanut]

Ashley: *Wearing a Virgin Killer sweater.* Whaddup, dude?

Andrew: ...

Ashley: How's your day going, man?

Andrew: ... It's going alright.

Ashley: Yeah? It's gotta be lonely back here. You ever get lonely?

Andrew: *Blushing.* Not this lonely.

Ashley: *Seductively.* Not this lonely? *Sits in a second office chair that's broken and falls back further than it should.* Whoa! That entire chair sank. I'm falling. Don't look at my butt.

Andrew and Ashley: *Laughing.*

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: IF YOU WERE ON MY TEAM, I WOULD SHOOT YOU

Eridan: if i wwas on your team, i wwould shoot myself

[trashblog07]

Gwen: I’m trash

David: as someone who’s environmentally conscious it’s my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Gwen:

Gwen: You smooth motherfucker

Gwen: and yes it does

[bobauthorman]

(During the RWBY short "Boba", Ruby and Yang talk about their missing father)

Yang: Do you... wonder why he's not here, with everybody else? I know Qrow said he's on assignment, but what's more important than here?

Ruby: Maybe we don't have the full picture.

(Cut to that barn, the one from Yang's flashback in Volume 2. Taiyang marches up to it, checks to see if anyone's watching him, then goes inside. In the barn, he brushes some straw on the floor away, showing a large, steel trapdoor. Taiyang opens the trapdoor and goes down the stairs under it.)

(Cut to what looks like a high-tech facilitiy full of machines from the future as envisioned in the 1950s. Taiyang walks about to a control panel that has a framed picture of the sisters as children on it.)

Taiyang: After all these years... (Pulls out the book Ozpin was holding at the end of Fairy Tales of Remnant) Finally, I have them all.

(Taiyang pulls out two more books- The Man With Two Souls, and The Girl Who Fell Through the World- and arranges them so the three books' illustrations combine to show an elaborate diagram.)

(Taiyang begins inputting commands into the panel, occasionally checking the books. Once he's done, the entire system and something beyond it starts to light up)

Taiyang: It's working!

(Taiyang gets up and rushes into the room ahead. He pulls a large lever on the floor)

Taiyang: Here we go.