#source: sammy J and Randy

[weirdkev27]

Darkwing: Now if Jim Starling was alive today,

Launchpad: Which he is!

Darkwing: Not now, LP.

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Work

Chell: I have to do all the work around here.

Wheatley: Well, I don't have any legs, so someone's got to.

[the-queen-of-giving-up]

Lucifer: I thought you were dead?!?

Chloe, unfroze: no I was just down here having a nap.

Chloe: what the fucks going on??

Lucifer, panicking: you were very still, I confessed my love to yo- 🥺

Chloe: I’m a very sound sleeper-

Chloe, mad: Sorry. You thought I was dead! And instead of calling Amenideal.

Chloe, getting madder: you got a shit oversized version of me to negotiate with FUCKING GOD?! 😡

Lucifer, weakly: the show must go on?

Chloe, sething: OH THIS IS BULLSHIT!

[strangerthingsastiktoks]

[circa season 5 [steve has started wearing Eddie's denim vest and combat boots full time]]

Dustin: I thought you were dead! Eddie: No, I was just down here having a nap! What the fuck is going on? Dustin: You were very still, I poked you. Eddie: I'm a very sound sleeper. Eddie: Sorry, you thought I was dead and instead of calling for help or getting an ambulance, you got someone to dress up as a shit way-less-metal version of me and started singing fucking pop music? Dustin: The show must go on... Eddie: Oh, this is bullshit.

[lesbian-deadpool]

Steve: What’ve you got?

Wade: Chlamydia.

Steve: No, for the mission.

[songwriternews]

New Post has been published on SONGWRITER NEWS

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MACKLEMORE FEAT LIL YACHTY - MARMALADE (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)

GEMINI – AVAILABLE NOW http://smarturl.it/MacklemoreGemini

DIRECTED BY Jason Koenig & Ben Haggerty

PRODUCED BY Honna Kimmerer

WRITTEN BY Ben Haggerty & Jason Koenig

CINEMATOGRAPHY BY Jason Koenig & Johnny Valencia

FEATURING Mitchell Savitsky Dre’moni Watts Matteo “Teo” Angeles KraShane “Spinz” Sims

1st ASSISTANT DIRECTOR Paul Dahlke

ART DIRECTOR John Lavin

STYLIST Therese Lefebvre

EDITED BY Jason Koenig, Johnny Valencia, Ben Haggerty

CAMERA DEPT Sam Nuttman – Specialty Camera Opp (motionstate.com) Ryan Brown -1st AC Conor McCarthy – 2nd AC Rick Wiley – Process Trailer

CASTING Anna Matuszewski Tami Wakasugi

ASSISTANT STYLIST Alex Nordstrom

HAIR & MAKEUP Jennifer Popochock Tanya Joseph

ART DEPT Set Decorator – Carrie Stacey Teo Shantz – Prop Master Petra Lavin – Assistant

CHOREOGRAPHY Anna Matuszewski

GRIP & ELECTRIC Vincent Klimek – Gaffer Collen Newberry – Key Grip Michael LePard – Best Boy Electric Isaac lane – Electric Mike Walker – Electric Greg Smith – Grip

PLAYBACK Tyler Dopps

SOUND DESIGN HEARby – John Buroker

PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS

Antone Patterson Andrea Jewett Liam Cheskov-Dahlke Hannah Benson

CAR WRANGLER Corby Bartoli

SECURITY Seattle Police Department Seattle’s Finest Security

CAST: Macklemore, Lil Yachty, Marshawn Lynch, TV Johnny, C. Stone, Scarlet Parke, Sye Holland, James Ades, Elahna Ayson, Nicole Birce, Jayla Birge, Diane Bondoc, Xavier Borja, Coleman Cahill, Phoebe Cambell, Blair Coldrick, Amaris Cruz, Olu Dixon, Eyob Endris, Sanae Gates, Nyah Hickman, Jamal Hosn, Khaimah Jackson, Dalila Moyer, Dasia Sadorra, Sammie Tjeerds, Landon Tyler, Meka Vinmini, Sophia White, Jerome Welch, Scott Hameister, Oscar Valenzuela, Peter Lech, Mark Noguchi, Randie Brown, Kellen Florence, Dharma Martin, Tyler Roberts, Tre Watson, Luther Leonard, Saul Collins, Colin McArthur, William Bradt, Sean Brown, Morgen Johnson, Derrick, Cedric, Tony, Lexi Anthony, Alana Mikell, Jessica Turnansky, Abby Strand, Rusty the Dog

SPECIAL THANKS TO: Srilata Remala & The Remala Family, Dwayne Clark & Family, Dutch Brothers, Mitchell & Mandy Savitsky, Tommi Robinson, Brysen Angeles, Erin Sims, Coach K. Ron, Tricia Davis, Josh “Budo” Karp, Josh Dick, Zach Quillen, Ben Secord, Sadie Arnold, Mark Wondrack, Rebecca Stedman, Sheldon Cross & Kennedy H.S., Cherry Fellowship Hall, Jerry Raine & Turgeon-Raine Jewelers, Quick Stop the Chicken Shack, Taylor Durand-Skaggs & City of Seattle Office of Film & Music, Krys Karns & Washington Film Works, Heather Ryan & Key Arena, Moe & Mr. Grillz, MotionState, Koerner Camera, Joel Voelker, Amber Koniniec, Junus Khan, Lexi Anthony, Ryan McKinnon, Sharon and Jordan Alva, Jeff Gibberman, Cameron Sage, Anynago Arunga.

Macklemore managed by Zach Quillen & Josh Dick

Song Credits

Macklemore Marmalade feat. Lil Yachty

Performed by Macklemore and Lil Yachty Produced by Joshua “Budo” Karp and Tyler “Damn Dude” Dopps Additional Production by Ben Haggerty

Written by: B. Haggerty; M. McCollum; J. Karp; T. Andrews; T. Dopps; J. Rawlings

Lyrics by Ben Haggerty and Miles McCollum Piano by Joshua “Budo” Karp Bass by Tyler “Damn Dude” Dopps Drum Programming by Tyler “Damn Dude” Dopps Organ by Joshua Rawlings Background Vocals by Journey Pollard, Sinai Pollard, Jamaudray White, Larian Burney, Kimora Carson, Elizabeth Howell, Abbie Wright Additional Background Vocals by Gena Brooks, Tanisha Brooks, Josephine Howell, Dana Jackson, Karma Johnson, Maelu Strange ,Michael Allen, Deshe’ Brooks, Christopher Harris, Malaelupe Samifua

Mixed by Jon Castelli at The Gift Shop, DTLA Mastered by Dale Becker Engineered by Tyler Dopps Additional Engineering by Thomas Mann at Macklemore Studios Engineer for Mix Ingmar Carlson

Bengal Yucky (BMI) Boat Boys Publishing (BMI) Gutterfunk (ASCAP) Tyler Andrews (ASCAP) Dopps Tyler Matthews (BMI) Joshua Rawlings (ASCAP)

Lil Yachty appears courtesy of Quality Control Music, Motown Records and Capitol Records.

© 2017 Bendo, LLC. All rights reserved. source

[weirdkev27]

Molly: Darryl, I was at the supermarket and the family credit card was declined.

Darryl: Really?

Molly: yeah. Do you know anything about this?

Darryl: No.

Molly: Are you hiding something from me?

Darryl: I spent it on the slot machine.

Molly: YOU SPENT OUR SAVINGS ON THE SLOT MACHINES?!

Darryl: No, not the slot machines, Molly, the slot machine! I only bought one of them! *pulls down the tarp, revealing a slot machine*

Molly: Darryl, what is this?

Darryl: This is the answer to all our problems!

Molly: Even your trichotillomania?

Darryl: No, I will continue to pull out my eyebrows when stressed. But, financially speaking we’re in the clear!

Molly: This is a terrible investment!

Darryl: Well it’s better than your share portfolio.

Molly: Hey, hey, Tiger Airways are doing their best! Now how do you expect to make money off this thing?

Darryl: Molly, we can’t lose!

Molly: We can’t win! Statistically, it’s impossible to beat these machines, they prey on the vulnerable, and the only people who actually money off them are the Fat Cats who installed them.

Darryl: Exactly! *turns the machine on* Oh, Gladys! *an old lady enters the room and walks up to the machine.* Strawberry Soda, free refills. Bucket if you need to go wee wee. And away you go! *Gladys pulls on the lever*

Molly: Oh this is a new low.

Darryl: Molly, we’ll be set for life! *pulls the clock off the wall and closes the blinds*

Molly: But you’ve always been anti-gambling!

Darryl: As a gambler, yes. But as a slot operator, Ka Ching!

Molly: Slot operator?!

Darryl: That’s right, Molly, welcome to Darryl Town RSL! *pulls down the sheet, revealing the neon sign with the logo on it*

Molly: But Darryl, what about all those anti gambling rallies we went to?

Darryl: *puts on a work jacket with a name tag* Well, Molly, I consider those to be research! *puts up a menu for bistro specials. Pulls out a mile and speaks into it* Table 27, your Chicken Parmesan in ready.

Molly: Where’s table 27?

Darryl: In the bistro.

Molly: Where’s the bistro?

Darryl: in your bedroom.

Molly: What?

Darryl:*pulls out a plate of chicken parmesan as a man comes in with his ticket*

Molly: Who is this?

Darryl:*hands the man his meal* Here you go. Enjoy!

Molly: Darryl, is this legal?

Darryl: Well put it this way, Randy, it’s certainly not legal!

Molly:

Darryl:

Molly: That’s what I asked.

Darryl: Yeah I know. I put a strange intonation in the response.

Molly: Don’t do that. Don’t do that.

Darryl:*in the mic* Don’t go anywhere, folks! Coming up in the kitchen. Molly McGee sings the hits!

Molly: What?!

Darryl:*hands her a mic* Don’t be nervous Molly! You’ll be fine!

Molly: What are you doing?

Darryl:*wraps a feather boa around her neck* Just picture everyone in their underwear.

Molly: What the corn?

Darryl: Hit it!

*music play*

Molly: Fly me to the thing.

Let me stare among the thing

Darryl:*raising a disco ball* With more enthusiasm!

Molly: This is ridiculous.

Let me know what-

Darryl:*accidentally drops the disco ball on her head*

Molly: Stop The Music! Darryl, this is madness! I used to enjoy coming in the kitchen, but you ruined the entire vibe of the place!

Darryl: Molly, you’re being un-American! All I’ve done is put a machine in the corner. And if people want to funnel their hard earned money in that machine, with no chance of winning and potentially devastating affects on their friends and families, that’s there business.

*the machine rings as Gladys collects the tokens spilling out*

Darryl: Congratulations, Gladys! Double or nothing on your pension check?

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Pain

Chell: She's going to kill us.

Wheatley: Chell, she's not going to kill us. She's just going to inflict a lot of pain on us until we're no longer alive.

[weirdkev27]

Lady Olivia: Look, King Andrias has taken a special interest in this Marcy human and so it’s our job to at least welcome her into our normal, stable, peace loving, Amphibian family.

General Yunan: *sighs* Okay, I’ll take her to the bugball.

Olivia: She doesn’t even like bugball. You’d know that if you’d spent more time with her.

Yunan: I spend time with Mushu.

Olivia: Marcy.

Yunan: Marcy.

Olivia: You haven’t said one word to her!

Yunan: Fine. Hey Marlene!

Marcy:*currently hyperfixated on a book on Amphibia*

Yunan: See! Every time I try to talk to her she shuts down!

Olivia: And I wonder where she gets that from?

Yunan: Oh here go! Little Miss Perfect and her flawless parenting skills!

Olivia: What?!

Yunan: Oh you’re always in her ear telling her what a screw up her old man is! Where were you went I was serving our country in the Sand Wars!

Olivia: I should have listened to my mother when she told me not to marry you!

Yunan: I was never good enough for your parents!

Olivia:YOU WERE NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!

Yunan:

Olivia:

Yunan: So the truth comes out! Come on, Marlo, we’re leaving!

Olivia: Don’t you touch her!

Yunan: She’s my daughter!

Olivia: Come on, Marcy, come with mommy!

Yunan: YOU GOT THE FROGGING HOUSE, YOU GONNA TAKE MY GIRL TOO?!

Olivia:*covering Marcy’s ears* DON’T YOU SCREAM IN FRONT OF MY BABY!

Yunan: I’LL SCREAM AS LOUD AS I WANT!!!!

[weirdkev27]

Launchpad: Think about your children, Mrs. B!

Beakley: I don't have any children.

Launchpad: Well think about your grandchildren!

Beakley:*worried* MY GRANDCHILDREN!?

[weirdkev27]

Glomgold: I don’t care for all this Change For Chicks business. We can’t afford to give money away during this bet. Plus I’m already sponsoring a child.

Owlson: She’s decades older than you!

Glomgold: But she needs me!

Owlson: STOP SENDING MONEY TO GOLDIE O’GILT!

[weirdkev27]

Mario: Fafa, we can’t afford to give money away! I already sponsor a child!

Fafa: She’s 33!

Mario: But she needs me!

Fafa: STOP SENDING MONEY TO KATY PERRY!