#sparkles.txt

[techtactical]

hmm

Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)

reblog with your results

[techtactical]

TC's Homestuck God Tier Picrew

So I spent 3 days making a Picrew, and then compiled everything I had on the site. It's live now!

Free to use, you can use as a pfp for anything that isn't a brand.

If you have suggestions; please leave them in my inbox. I will be updating later with more additions, such as troll options, and robot options. Please refrain from suggestions that are troll themed; I already know.

I am also aware of missing backgrounds. However: It is 3 am and I am too tired to fix it.

[yume-danshi]

ur back on the vampire kick after a year? get a life sweatie, malus isnt gay roflmao, he cant even fück u so u should just find another fandom 2 invade

You should go pee yourself little coward. Your words are nothing unless you come out to all of us with who you are~ No one cares about your BS. Anons aren't worth it. 🤗🤗

[instrumentalbitch]

To the love of my life, this is one last post because my world has crashed and my heart is deflated. A goodbye for now post. I'll be counting the days until we reconnect.

[techtactical]

[ID: a few scribbles on a canvas. the brush is made out of sprites of hal strider from homestuck. end]

i made him into a brush. this is the funniest thing i have ever done.

[techtactical]

just put salt on the coaster, ez solution

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily

[nebus-shitposting]

When Axy reblogs one of your rwby posts and you just :^)))) join us

[techtactical]

TG: because TG: i love him

~

my half of the art trade with @insufferable-homestuck, have a dave!

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mine will be “h”

[techtactical]

so i did an experiment piece with my fankids and a weird janky brush i made on firealpaca:

here it is

closeups and classpects under cut

left to right:

seer of rage

maid of heart

rogue of blood

knight of time

witch of light

thief of hope

sylph of life

bard of doom

mage of mind

heir of breath

prince of void

page of space

[techtactical]

THATS ME BABY

everybody say thank u jayvin my custom theme is like 1 billion times more usable now. spider made a web using my leg as an anchor. many wonders today

[techtactical]

here's one i came up with on the spot while screwing around with friends:

i'm gonna turn you into a gnome

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[techtactical]

whats the sickest your mum joke you ever pulled off

usually im not on the receiving end of a your mom joke (simply because i dont have a mother) but i find it really funny when one of my friends (who's known me for half my life) makes one on instinct to me, realizes his mistake, and then apologizes profusely for the next three minutes

like man i love you, it's okay, im not mad, and he's just like "I'M SORRY, I FORGOT!!!" so a little silly indeed

also hi beans :)

[techtactical]

i think i got it guys

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

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explode

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clara :)