#sparrow chirping

[certified-old-stuff-enjoyer]

i like marijohnlock if its done a very specific way. i want mariana and sherlock to pass john around like a FOOTBALL and kiss him. its 7am and he’s being PUSHED AROUND THE FLAT and being kissed. they use their kissing power on the pathetic whiteboy podcaster in front of them. they dont have the time to use it on each other

yes i think this would be a qpr? i mean mariana and sherlock. i dunno

posted this somehwere but i decided to show it to the masses. get peoples opinions. or just have it laying there.

[miyrumiyru]

Chirping birds :v ♪♫

[somepinkthing]

Shapeshifter nie huaisang AU:

His mother was qinhe nie's spymaster, hired specifically for her unique cultivation ability to change into various shapes. She was a wanderer prior to settling down with her lovers, an experience that allowed her to throughly observe many different animals up close. So while she could become an array of animals (though mostly smaller, quiet ones), nie huaisang seemed to only ever be able to do birds. Or rather, he only seemed interested in doing birds and all his parental figures passed before they could enforce upon him the importance of branching out. As a result of his single-mindedness and artistic eye however, he can basically do any bird he sets his eyes on and replicates it better than even his mother could. He's even started to be able to converse with a few of the species he favors.

It doesn't really amount to much more than a cool party trick... until the wens start to up the ante. At first, it's just a handy way to get away. It isn't until the attack on the unclean realms that nie huaisang first takes advantage of his skill in the form of a giant vulture snagging the side of wen zhuiliu's face during the fight. It almost gives nie mingjue a heart attack but luckily the wens don't seem to realize that it's huaisang. The nie's don't exactly go around broadcasting their cultivation styles after all.

They do burn down his aviary in retaliation though. Which is... extremely upsetting actually. His mother had built that for him.

Then the indoctrination period comes around. Nie huaisang suddenly finds himself in a unique position of being the only one who can escape rather easily. When he fake faints, he fully intends to do so. But. But...

Wei wuxian who checked on him, jiang cheng who came to yell at him about staying hydrated, jin zixuan who awkwardly peaked into the sickroom, lan wangji who was injured and grieving and sadder than huaisang ever remembers seeing him. Even if he could leave them behind, there was still the small retinue of nies that came with him. For the first time in his life, he feels the weight of responsibility that comes with being someone with the ability to actually do something—to gather information, to search for escape routes, to snag some medical supplies. In this situation, he can actually help.

It sucks.

He'll do it but he's gonna complain

[ephemeral-winter]

there are BIRDS getting into MY PLACE OF WORK through a gap in the wall and we called a million exterminators/wildlife people and nobody will come here until WEDNESDAY and I’m so grossed out I want to DIE

[dreaming-tonite]

The way monopoly!robin has a more distinct character design than what we see of many designs for comic robin now

[definitelynoteeee]

My roommate has started using the word "catlock" as shorthand for their ongoing scheme to baby-trap me with a cat. But they forget that not everyone is aware of this vocabulary development so they'll just threaten me in public "When I catlock you, then you'll see." And our normal friends will be like huh... Also they've started calling Louisa Coffee, the Taiwanese coffee shop chain, "Little Susan's". Who is susan......

[monarchhive]

So, my toy collection is empty, I have nothing and it’s irritating me xD

I need suggestions for vibes (battery/bluetooth) and such and where to get them from because I have no clue xD

[moonflwrmade]

🤍

[ornithological]

some people in the notes of the sparrow poll are annoying and saying stuff like "why are you voting for an invasive species!!!", as if every voter is an american lol

anyways i love house sparrows and i love living in their native range!! they often hang out in my garden hedge and their chirps are very nice to listen to. unfortunately they are an amber-listed breeding bird in ireland :( sending good luck to my local sparrows

photo source

[sunshinegearbox]

[momoksha]

*chirp chirp chirp*

[balconybirds]

such tiny and cute! love the little red cap on their head :D

[miyrumiyru]

Singing birds :v ♫♪

[relto]

also i spotted this sparrowhawk stuck in a fence while walking home from the grocery store:

(it managed to squeeze through the fence and flew off while i was still trying to figure out what to do about it)

[shouga-nai]

@geraniumplant said:

"Oops! Sorry young master." Vash leaps, catching Genji in her arms despite her small frame. The female Plant was much stronger than she looked, able to carry him to safety. "No more falling today."

One moment he was in the air. And the next — Genji found himself safe in firm arms before he reached the ground. The younger scion blinked, staring up at her for a moment, only to fold his arms with a huff.

"I was not falling, I was... going to take a break. And would have landed all right." He said this, despite the way his grip slipped and ended up airborne in an unfavorable position.

With knitted brows, he looked up at the roof in frustration, having been trying to scale the walls and reach the rooftop. Guess he still needed more practice. But now that Vash was here, perhaps he could use a bit of help... The boy turned to her with a look of yearning in his eyes while motioning upwards.

"Come on, Vash, it's just a little further. I almost had it! There's supposed to be a sparrow's nest up there and I want to see it."

[dreaming-tonite]

Wow ppl are probably gonna think im a one trick pony the way i always sneak in similar tropes but i do love the imagery of your favs wanting to hold your hand during sex