#speaking of fun: I really enjoyed making this!! Once I got a bit experimentative it really came together. I'm happy with the outcome! ^w^

[red-moon-at-night]

After doing some research on the types of pets people had in ancient Greece, I'd like to imagine that Helen is the sort of person who has a whole menagerie of birds — and she loves each and every one of them very, very much.

It fits well with her being good at mimicry, you know. Talking and imitating and singing with her beloved birds 💜

Close up under the read more:

I had to include that one necklace from the minoan 'saffron goddess' fresco because it's my favourite thing Ever

[james-bucky-barnackle]

I mean?

Synopsis: On a press tour with your co-star Sebastian Stan, the interviewer asks you a question about another film he did and the answer surprises him.

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Actress!Y/N

Word Count: IDK I'm too sleep deprived to count.

A/N: Bro I am on a resurgence. Might just fuck around and continue writing more fanfics or whatever.

It’s another busy day promoting your new movie with Sebastian, The Road Trip. It's a funny romcom about two best friends going on a long trip to see another friend who your character is dating. Interestingly enough, the guy who plays him is Chris Evans. The interviews are currently being done in pairs, and you're with Sebastian.

You've always been candid, speaking your mind without feeling shy. Deep down, you're a bit of a pessimist, accepting things as they are. When you first heard from your agent that you were cast in The Road Trip alongside Sebastian Stan and Chris Evans, you laughed hysterically. The idea that you, an unconventional beauty, were chosen to be on screen with those two seemed surreal. You never really think about dating co-stars, which helps with acting in general. The media is impressed with how chill you are around A-list actors, and even though it hasn’t fully sunk in yet, the industry has started promoting you to that list.

The interview has been going on for about 15 minutes when another journalist joins, mostly asking about the experience of working with the cast.

“It’s my first romcom, can you believe it?” you say.

“First?!” Sebastian stares in mock disbelief.

“I know, right?!” You feign surprise.

The interviewer continues, “How does it feel to do something lighter and a bit comedic for once?”

“You mean, a movie where no one dies?” Sebastian covers his mouth at your response.

“I mean essentially,” the interviewer laughs. “Wait, no one dies?!” They nudge you playfully.

“I mean, I’m not sure, no spoilers,” you say, breaking the fourth wall and looking into the camera. Sebastian cackles. “It’s definitely refreshing. It feels like going to school for some reason. Like I don’t want to miss a class just because I might miss something wild happening.”

“What?” Sebastian glares. “What school did you go to?”

“I mean, aside from the learning stuff…” You grimace. “It’s fun, honestly. I’d love to do more romcoms. It’s very down-to-earth and just resonates with you so much. I don’t wanna get too cheesy, but I’m such a hopeless romantic—this is my jam.”

“Sebastian, how’s your experience working with Chris again, this time outside of the Marvel universe?”

“Wait, this isn’t in the Marvel Universe?!” you butt in. Sebastian again, fakes a loud gasp. You two laugh. This interview feels like it’s going nowhere.

“It’s totally fun, as Y/N mentioned—it really is like going to class. But most of my scenes are with Y/N, so she’s like the lab partner I’ve never had. Chris was always texting us, checking which location we’re going to be at, making sure we’re scheduled on the same day. It’s fun when we’re both on set.”

You nod in agreement. “Yeah, we’ve got a good rhythm going. It’s like having a little family on set. Plus, Chris is always the one who brings snacks, so that’s a bonus.”

Sebastian laughs. “Oh, absolutely. Chris and his endless supply of trail mix.”

The interviewer chuckles. “Sounds like you all have a great dynamic. Was there a favorite scene you both enjoyed filming together?”

You think for a moment. “I really loved the scene where we’re stuck in the car during that rainstorm. It was so chaotic, but we had a blast improvising and just playing off each other.”

Sebastian nods. “Yeah, that was a good one. The rain machine was going full blast, and we were just trying not to crack up the entire time.”

The interviewer smiles. “It sounds like it was a lot of fun. And the chemistry definitely shows on screen. Speaking of different roles, Y/N, Sebastian’s been in the movie Fresh where he plays a sociopathic killer who preys on lonely women pretending to be a genuine guy.”

“I don’t like where this is going,” you say, laughing, as Sebastian shakes his head.

“Would you, like Noa, fall prey to Steve’s antics?” This question gets a louder laugh from Sebastian as your face shows pure shock. You hold him back with your hand and say,

“I’ve thought about this, to be honest,” you start, looking at Sebastian as he raises his eyebrows, impressed.

“Oh, you have?”

You laugh and continue, patting his thigh and looking back at the interviewer. “Me and my friend talked about it a while back. And it’s frightening because I would’ve probably ended up on a chopping block.”

“Noooo!” Sebastian shouts, “I was rooting for you.”

“No! But, like, you are incredibly good-looking and charismatic. It would be hard not to give my number at the grocery aisle.”

He tilts his head at your response. “Surely not good enough to get yourself killed?!”

“You’d be surprised how far I’d even go,” you say, as the interviewer laughs with you both. “Oh god, I need to call my therapist,” you add, ending the topic with the three of you gagging.

“Might just have to talk to mine too, after hearing that.”

You can already feel TikTok saving this clip and turning it into a meme.

You notice, after you call Sebastian good-looking, he’s been eyeing you sideways and biting his lip. As if he’s suddenly gone bashful. You can’t help but feel a boost in your ego. Could it be that Stan is shy? You make it a point to tease him for the remainder of the interview.

“What’s something funny or unexpected that happened on set?”

“Oh, there were so many moments,” you start. “One time, we were filming this really serious scene, and out of nowhere, a bird flew into the set and landed right on Sebastian’s shoulder.”

Sebastian laughs. “Yeah, I had no idea what to do. I just froze, and then Y/N started making bird noises to try and get it to fly away.”

You laugh, nodding. “It took a good ten minutes to get back into character after that. Everyone was cracking up.”

The interviewer grins. “That sounds hilarious. It’s great to hear that you all had such a good time. Speaking of moments on set, were there any funny or awkward moments while filming the more romantic or intimate scenes?”

Sebastian raises an eyebrow, smirking. “Oh, plenty. Like the time we were shooting that kiss scene in the rain, and Y/N kept slipping on the wet pavement.”

You roll your eyes playfully. “Hey, it was slippery! You were the one who can’t stop laughing during takes.”

Sebastian laughs. “True, true. But come on, we both know it was because you were so nervous about kissing me.” You notice him biting back.

You gasp in mock offense. “Excuse me, I was not nervous! I was just...distracted by how ridiculously good-looking you are. It’s hard to concentrate when you have that face right in front of you.” He smiles uncontrollably again, feeling defeated by your nonchalance. He wonders, how are you so good at this?

The interviewer laughs, clearly enjoying the banter. “So, who do you think had the hardest time keeping a straight face during those scenes?”

You both point at each other simultaneously, then laugh.

Sebastian leans back, shaking his head. “Definitely Y/N. There was this one scene where we were supposed to be having this deep, romantic conversation, and she just couldn’t stop giggling.”

You nudge him playfully. “Well, you weren’t helping with all your ad-libs! You kept whispering things like, ‘Is that your stomach growling or are you just happy to see me?’”

Sebastian laughs. “Hey, I was trying to lighten the mood! And let’s not forget the scene where we had to stare into each other’s eyes for what felt like an eternity. I swear, Y/N, you blink more than anyone I know.”

You smirk. “Only because I was trying to avoid getting lost in those baby blues of yours.” At this point, Sebastian was laughing hard, but feeling nervous at your jokes. He secretly wished it were all real, his ears were red and hot. He’s already thinking of how to approach you after the interview and get himself out of the friend zone which he didn’t even thought he’d be in, having found a new interest in you. 

The interviewer looks between the two of you, amused. “It sounds like you both had a lot of fun with it. Do you think all that chemistry will translate to the screen?”

Sebastian nods. “Oh, definitely. I think our off-screen dynamic really helped make the on-screen relationship feel more genuine. Plus, Y/N here is an amazing actress. She made it easy.”

You smile, feeling a bit bashful. “Well, Sebastian’s not too bad himself. It’s hard not to enjoy working with someone who’s so talented and, let’s be honest, ridiculously attractive.” 

Here she goes again .Sebastian grins. “Right back at you. But let’s be real, we’re both just incredibly good-looking people trying to make a movie here.” The internet is gonna have a field day.

The interviewer laughs. “Sounds like a tough job! Any last funny or romantic moments you’d like to share?”

You think for a moment. “There was this one scene where we had to dance together. Neither of us are professional dancers, so there were a lot of missteps and toe-stepping. But it ended up being one of the sweetest scenes because it felt so real and unpolished.”

Sebastian nods. “Yeah, that was a great scene. It was supposed to be this perfectly choreographed dance, but it turned into us just goofing around and having fun. I think it really captured the essence of our characters' relationship.”

The interviewer smiles, clearly delighted by your stories. “Well, thank you both for sharing these wonderful moments. It’s been a pleasure talking with you.”

As you and Sebastian leave the interview room, you head towards the lobby where a few other cast members are mingling. The energy is still high from the fun and laughter of the interview. Sebastian nudges you playfully as you walk.

“Hey, remember in the interview when you called me incredibly good-looking and charismatic?” he teases, a mischievous glint in his eye.

You roll your eyes, grinning. “Oh, come on. Don’t let it go to your head, Stan.”

He chuckles. “Too late. I’m pretty sure I’m going to bring that up every chance I get now.”

“You would,” you laugh, shaking your head. “ It’s not like I was lying.”

Sebastian stops walking, turning to face you. “Well, thank you. And for the record, you’re pretty incredible yourself. Both on screen and off.”

You feel a warm blush creeping up your cheeks, putting a palm to your chest as if to continue the gag. “Thanks, Seb. That means a lot.”

He smiles, his eyes softening. “No, really, it’s been really great working with you. I think we make a pretty good team.”

“I think so too,” you agree, feeling a flutter in your stomach, you realize he’s actually serious now. There’s a moment of silence as you both just look at each other, the playful teasing from earlier now replaced with something more tender.

Sebastian breaks the silence first. “So, what do you say we celebrate wrapping up the promotion tour? Maybe dinner tonight?”

You raise an eyebrow, teasingly. “Is this your way of asking me out, Stan?”

He grins, a little sheepishly. “Maybe it is. What do you think?”

You pretend to think about it for a moment, then nod. “I think it sounds like a great idea.”

“Perfect,” he says, looking genuinely pleased. “I’ll pick you up at eight?”

“Eight it is."

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[bitchface24-7]

”idgaf who you ship, we’re just having fun!” REAL. Like bro it’s called imagination and being silly. anyways, jayvik = black cat + golden retriever combo but I need to see more black cat readers bro. but imagine a useless reader that’s just … there. Like they aren’t even an engineer or scientist, they just like to hoard random knowledge and won’t stop breaking into their lab so they give up and it eventually just becomes routine. Kinda like a dumber Spencer Reid one might say…

im not requesting anything I just think it’s funny idc if you write anything or not!!

BLACK CATS AND THEIR GOLDEN RETRIEVER - JAYVIK X READER

synopsis: you love learning anything and everything that interests you, especially when you're not allowed to learn it. You're surprised that you even graduated from the academy with how often you scoured the library for forbidden texts. Now there's a constantly locked lab that holds unkown knowledge, you're gonna get in there, no matter what.

warnings: a Spencer Reid-esque reader, technically breaking and entering, JV give up on getting you to stop breaking into their lab, they start to enjoy your company, you sometimes help them out, you mostly just spew random facts as you sit there and watch them like your own person how its made, Grammarly is my beta

genre: m/m/f or m/m/m

p.s. The way y'all all have the same interests I do… insane. I LOVE criminal minds and Spencer Reid is my love. So being able to write a reader like him makes me so happy! Hope y'all enjoy this!

Breaking and entering is so easy. Like ridiculously easy. Does your decade of experience help… perhaps.

You've always loved learning, craved it really. You love having an enmeshment of facts that can potentially help you out.

So when there's a locked lab that catches you eye… well you're gonna break into it.

Its glorious, there's so much information! Equations on the blackboard, dozens of notebooks, loose paper everywhere, bits and pieces of metal, multiple prototypes.

You swear you've died and gone to heaven.

Until said owners of the lab find you fluttering around the lab in utter awe. Your eyes sparkling as you take as much as you can in.

“Hey! You can't be in her—”

“Did you know that steel is an infinite resource? It's recyclable! So you can rework the same steel for almost two hundred years and it doesn't lose any of its properties!”

The two men pause before an accented voice states, “No, we did not… know that. How did you get in here?”

“Picked the lock.”

You get two flabbergasted looks, the man who tried to get you to leave speaks up, “Why?”

“Because I love learning, and nothing will stop me from doing so.”

A look of recognition passes over the man with the accent, “You're the student who kept ransacking the library for forbidden texts.”

“That’s me!”

And with that, you became their (cute) headache. You'd be there as often as you could, at the crack of dawn, at the darkness of night. You'd be there to keep them company.

You kept your distance, for a while. Until you got comfortable, until you knew for a fact they wouldn't kick you out.

You got closer and closer. Sitting next to Viktor, watching him work and asking questions.

Spouting out facts to Jayce as you watched him in the forge.

You even helped them sometimes! Bringing them certain tools, helping them steady their prototypes as the work, helping with wiring. Anything you could actually help with, you did.

That's all though, you aren't a scientist. You can't help with the math or the actual experiments, but you can help with the physical work.

(you tried help with the science aspect once, never again.)

Now that you're comfortable, you're very physical now too.

A hand on a shoulder here, a hug there. Ruffling hair, hugging an arm, holding a hand, even kissing a cheek or a forehead.

But you were the one to always initiate it, when they wanted to be physical they'd have to look at you with their arms open. Then you'd decide if you wanted to be affectionate or not.

You three have become great friends, maybe you may even become more…

[supernova41st]

ok but like I loved ur mercy!reader post and considering my love for crossovers ESPECIALLY character interactions I was wondering if u could do more???

Nerf this! ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎

Tf2 x Dva!Reader

A/n: If you’re not familiar with Dva then I suggest watching the Dva Cinematic. It’ll sum her character up and she’s a fun one at that ^^. A lot of my tf2 x ow fics are platonic so unless I outright say that it’s romantic you can imagine it however you’d like, enjoy <33

Warnings: None

Divider creds: Sister-Lucifer on Tumblr

Engineer

Since you guys were forced to share a workshop it looks pretty similar to the bedroom from Sam and Cat, one side being dull and grey with little to no decorations while the other is pink with cute plushies/figurines around the place.

After a bit you grew closer, sitting around in silence while working on your projects got pretty awkward so it was about time before someone broke the ice.

“You ever name your bots?”

“Huh, don’t think so.. you?”

“Yes! I call her Tokki, she’s cute isn’t she?”

“And one hell of a shade of pink”

Engineer is really competitive when it comes to you, being that you both are engineers/inventors. You guys have fun 🫶

“That’s 10 kills! Can you do that grandpa?”

“Haha! Just wait til’ you see what my other babies can do”

Will gladly show you some old tricks that he’s learned over the years since he’s more experienced. Plus he’s the only person you’ll ever trust your dear Tokki with.

Speaking of which-your self destruct sequence is always done by him, any of the other mercs will FUMBLEEE

“how do I friggin do this?? Is there like a joystick I can move around?”

•

“Too many dæm buttons on this zing! I zon’t know what I’m doing”

•

“pulls out glasses your mouse controls the small pointer on ze screen, use it to-WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN?”

“IT MEANS YOU’RE STUPID HEAVY.”

Interactions/Voicelines 🎤

Team kill with Self Destruct

“How’s that for a shade of pink?”

•

“Definitely haven’t seen somethin’ like that in my years.”

•

“Thanks Tae-I mean!-Engie!!”

Domination

“Too slow, peepaw!”

•

“Hope that wasn’t hard on your arthritis -3-“

Medic

Medic gets so excited when you’re on a mission with him. Loves pocketing you, partly because you’re the nicest when it comes to asking for help

“CMON THEN DOCTOR”

“heal me pussy.”

“DOCTOR, HEAL NOW”

“heals plss 😚”

He also enjoys how you’re full of surprises, he thought you were gonna die when your mech broke down but no! You jumped out that thing and pistol whipped the whole team’s faces off like the diva you are.

“PISTOL TO THE FACE!!”

“Y/n slow down 🙂”

He loves you but you overstimulate him.

Interactions/Voicelines 🎤

Ubering

“LETS GO!”

•

“RAHHH!! GET OUTTA MY GAME!”

Spawn Interactions

“Vill you surprise me out there, Hase?”

“Of course! You know I always do ^.^”

•

“Nett mech”

“Nett coat!!”

“Aw, vy thank you”

Spy

This ho won’t stop talking shit. Every time he opens his mouth about you it’s him complaining about how “you’re too young to be on this team” or “your ‘experience’ with video games doesn’t serve a war” or “stop playing video games y/n we’re in the middle of battle”.

He avoided you for the most part until you decided to make some small talk while you both awkwardly stood in an elevator, big mistake 😬

“I bet your gun does a ton of DPS”

“Must you always muster up your video game vocabulary with reality?”

“Must you always be so petty?? 😒 old Frenchie fuck you and your dps gun”

Clearly he’s not fond of youngin’s joining the team. Though he does find you more “tolerable” than scout since you at least have some experience with fighting in a war (kinda)

He hates that he has to crawl to you for tech help, he doesn’t know what he’s doing-you’re the tech expert!!

“Y/n.. something is wrong with the radio.”

“..oookkayyy??”

“Can you help?”

“LOL!!”

Meetings with you always end up in him taking your game console away, he just won’t leave you alone 🙄

“Hey! I was in the middle of beating a boss!!”

“You’ll have it back once you listen to what I have to say, girl.”

“Ughh fine”

Interactions/Voicelines 🎤

Spawn interactions

“Don’t you think your little pink robot will be a distraction?”

“That’s.. just the way I like it!”

Blaster light gun kill

“See that, Spy? Pure skill.”

Spy callout

“Ping!Ping!Ping! Spy around here!!”

[kisakis-boyfriend]

Hello I am specify asking for the full nsfw alphabet with Firefly/Sam for Honkai Star Rail x Top Male Reader also I'm so happy you got 3000 followers lots of love ❤️

Author's Note: Thank you for the kind words!! 💖 — Firefly is referred to with she/they pronouns, while Sam is referred to with he/they pronouns. I don't view them as entirely separate entities, but I do think that Sam acts a tiny bit different than Firefly, so they have minor differences when it comes to sexual activities.

For our 3000 follower celebration! (CLOSED NOW)

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Cuddly and eepy! She requires some gentle praise and reassurance, as well as many kisses. It's not much different when she's wearing her Sam armor either. You will need to cuddle and kiss him just as much <3

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I feel like she would appreciate her thighs, especially once you get together and let it be known how much you adore them.

Of yours, Firefly just thinks you're gorgeous everywhere 😘

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Her cum is…oddly warm? Almost unusually so. In the Sam suit, it's almost too hot when it gets on your skin. 0_0

She's a squirter too. And yes, that means Sam is also a squirter, and it is hot hot hot!!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Firefly enjoys being tied up and bounced on your cock. Not in a degrading way though. She likes when you're gentle and sweet, soothing her with praise and your fingers combing through her hair, meanwhile, your cock is marking the inside of her body and making her feel impossibly full~

Bonus: Sam's dirty secret is that; he wishes that you would fold him in half and breed him out of nowhere. Rough or not, they want you to make them feel small and loved as you fuck load after load into their ass~

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

She has no field experience, so to speak, but she's not oblivious. Firefly has been around on the internet and isn't ashamed to admit it. That said, their first time is still a bit nerve-wracking…

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. May include a visual)

Sam: mating press, doggy

Firefly: cowgirl, chest to chest in some form

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

A tiny bit goofy. Firefly mainly reciprocates the goofiness, if that's how you act.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

I do think that she would trim her pubes, but she still leaves some hair there. The hair is slightly darker than the hair on her head, but it mostly looks the same.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Firefly and Sam are rather intimate, and they appreciate when you act extra romantic during sex (and in general).

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

A rather frequent masturbator actually. This is a really good activity for clearing her head, so Firefly does so whenever they need a breather or mental reset. Post-nut clarity works like a charm 🩷

(I also think she would enjoy making herself squirt…it's fun for her. :P) (Sam fingers himself too, and squirting while wearing the armor is equally as fun~~)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Bondage and breeding (for Sam mostly). There are other kinks that they wouldn't mind trying, but nothing that they would consider a personal kink of theirs.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Firefly prefers somewhere comfortable, whether you're on your own bed or couch, or just somewhere soft/cushioned. She also likes having a nice view while you fuck — under the stars, near an ocean, in a garden, even. Just somewhere pretty!

Sam would prefer to fuck on surfaces that won't melt… so, often on concrete or something.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Something about you being attentive to her needs stirs up those feelings. You're being such a sweet boyfriend, swiping a crumb away from her lips, asking if they need to stop and rest, checking her body over for injuries after you're away from a dangerous situation; all of that will ignite a spark that eventually leads to her crawling onto your lap and grinding on you 😳

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bloodplay, but period sex is fine. I can't see them enjoying extremely public sex either, as in, fucking directly in front of a crowd.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Looooves receiving <3 Firefly can't get enough of your lips and tongue all over and inside of her body! Not to mention your moans as you eat her out… they drive her wild 🥴

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Hm, I think Firefly would prefer a slower pace, while Sam would be more into the rough and animalistic kind of sex.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not preferred, but if you two really need it that badly, they understand and won't complain too much about the mildly unsatisfying round. It's more enjoyable if you kiss her or at least say "I love you" or anything romantic during a quickie. Give the lady something to remember 😭

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

A little bit, yes. Firefly is willing to get adventurous, so long as it's not one of their hard no's. You can talk them into some things, but it's not guaranteed to work.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last)

Sam has more stamina. He can go for days if he's in the right mood in heat. Firefly is usually eepy after one round, but occasionally she can do more!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I think they might own a vibrator or two, possibly a large dildo for Sam to stuff himself with, but that's all. They would rather have a partner for penetrative sex.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

They don't normally do anything more than lighthearted teasing, very playful kind of stuff. Firefly isn't the kind of person to egg you on into getting rougher or punishing her. Neither is Sam, for that matter. They're not a brat at all.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Sam is quite noisy! He's more prone to moaning, dirty talk, and louder orgasms. Firefly has a softer voice, and she does a lot of gasping or heavier breathing. Firefly begs a lot too, but she's not much of a dirty talker.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

If there's one thing that both Firefly and Sam fucking love, and will outright ask for you to fulfill their wish, it's their holes being gaped once you're done fucking them~

If you need to use a monster cock dildo to stretch them, cool! If your cock is big enough to stretch them, even better!! Whether they're wearing the Sam armor or not, they just want both of their holes to feel that addicting stretch~

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

(again, I'm not great at describing vaginas… 😅) Uuuhhh Firefly has more pronounced lips than average, but that's really the only noteworthy aspect down there.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's a little high, but not insatiable. It's not uncommon for her to turn a soft moment spicy though…she can be pretty devious when she wants to be 😳

Z = ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She does doze off 50% of the time. Like I mentioned earlier, Firefly gets eepy and likes to snuggle with you. She likes laying on your chest and listening to your heartbeat 💖

Sam likes to curl up in your arms/lap, although he rarely falls asleep.

[justnatoka]

Hello, how are you? I saw that you have the requests for the lost boys open, a few hours ago I saw a video about a girl who works in a coffee shop and when delivering the coffees she always draws a heart next to the customer's name, a man gets confused and thinks that the girl was flirting with him, the girl, somewhat nervous, explains to him that she has a boyfriend and she always does that with each customer

I found it funny and I wanted to know if you could do a chapter of that that involves the reader and the boys (or whichever one you prefer)

Sorry if it's not understood, I don't speak English and I'm using a translator

Misunderstandings and macchiatos

Dwayne x GN! Reader

A/n: I'm sorry it took so long to write this, anon! I found the video you were talking about! To be honest the guy felt kinda creepy, so I made the interaction more fun and harmless. I also decided to write this with Dwayne, but don't worry, the boys are there to cause chaos too. ;) Hope you enjoy!

Word count: 2.6k

Summary: It all started with a misunderstanding; a little heart drawn on his cup, like you did with all your customers. But amongst the stress of your failing relationship and the regular appearances of him and his friends at the coffee shop, something seems to develop between you and Dwayne.

Working at a coffee shop that was open until the early hours of the morning was an interesting experience. It was mostly calm; a few students here and there leaning over their school work, a couple regulars picking up to go orders before they started their night shift.

The only time it got rowdier was when the surrounding pubs started closing. Many of their patrons stopped by for some caffeine to help work through their intoxication, and also to chat you up in the process. You didn't mind it, they were harmless enough; and most of them backed down when you told them you had a boyfriend.

All in all, the early morning hours weren't exactly the busiest shift in the shop, and that was fine by you. You were a night owl, you would have been up anyway, so you figured you might as well make some money while doing it. The shop was nice, the regulars were kind enough; all things considered, you liked working there.

Then one night a new group of people came in. The four guys definitely didn't look like the types who usually walked through that door. They were young, around your age, and looked more fit to be in a biker gang than the cozy little coffee shop. They were attractive though, and you couldn't keep your eyes from wandering over them while they looked around.

"So there really is a place like this around here, huh," said the shorter one with curly blond hair and the most extravagant jacket you've ever seen.

"Told you," came the short reply from the tall brunette.

The guy with the bleach blond mullet was standing nearest to the door, hands in his pockets, his eyes taking in the interior with seeming disinterest.

The last one, that could have easily fit in a rock band with his outfit and wild hair, finally noticed you behind the counter. His eyes lit up and an easy smirk grew on his face.

He sauntered over, casually but purposefully leaning on the counter as he greeted you.

"Hey there, gorgeous," he flashed you a charming smile.

He didn't even look at the menu once before asking,

"I wanna try something new. Anything you recommend?"

You put on your best customer service voice as you replied,

"It depends. Do you like sweet stuff or something with a bit more spice?"

His grin widened, eyes sparkling with a playful glint.

"Depends. Are you sweet or spicy?"

You were sure your face was turning into a deeper shade, but before you could respond, he was yanked back by the collar of his jacket. Looking over his shoulder, you noticed the tall brunette, who now had his hand on his friend's shoulder.

"You don't get any caffeine. Remember what happened last time?" His voice was really pleasant, despite the slightly chastising tone in it.

"Come on man, it wasn't that serious," the blond protested.

"You didn't sleep for three days and were so hyper we had to tie you to a chair," his friend sent him a flat stare.

"Yeah but-"

"Then you broke the chair and ran off," the shorter one quipped up from behind them, hiding his amused grin behind his glowed hand.

"And we had to look for you all night. We found you behind a dumpster passed out when your body finally crashed," blond mullet added, sounding every bit like a tired parent.

He didn't have any more protests in him, so he just started pouting from the fact that his friends ganged up on him.

The shorter one chuckled and patted his shoulder. "Just give up, dude."

Eventually, they moved to one of the tables. Only one of them, the brunette, ended up ordering actual coffee. The shorter one got a pastry – that he took painstakingly long to choose, weighing his options as if the world depended on it –, rocker guy was still busy pouting, and blond mullet didn't seem to have much interest in the place in general, so he didn't order anything.

As the other three made their way over to the seating area, the brunette lingered for a moment.

"I'm sorry about Paul," he said with an apologetic smile. "He gets easily distracted by the pretty ones."

Since you've been trying really hard not to stare at his exposed chest while he was talking to you, it took you a second to register that he actually called you pretty.

"Oh, it's no problem really," you reassured him, all too aware how flustered you got from his easy compliment.

His smile widened. Damn, he was handsome.

You handed him the pastry his friend ordered and another one with lots of whipped cream and chocolate shavings. When he looked at you confused, you motioned over to their table where the shorter guy – Marko, as you later learned – was in the middle of trying to cheer Paul up.

"Give it to your friend so he stops sulking," you explained.

He flashed you an appreciative smile.

"Thank you."

And with another warm look your way that left your insides squirming, he walked off to join his friends.

You watched as he placed the pastry in front of Paul. You didn't hear what he was saying to him, but you could guess by the fact that Paul suddenly turned to you with the biggest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen before he dove into the sweet treat with a silly smile.

While you busied yourself with making his coffee, you couldn't help but think of this guy's easy smile and gentle eyes. His charm wasn't as loud and obnoxious as his friend's, it was much calmer, an effortless grace that seemed as natural to him as breathing. That's what made it all the more unassuming, and that's why it took you by surprise and took your breath away.

You started to feel like your thoughts didn't even make sense in your own head, so you just gave it a little shake, trying to rid yourself of them. It didn't even matter, you shouldn't think that way anyway. You forced yourself to reign in your emotions and focus on the task at hand.

As a last step, you took your favourite pen and wrote his name on the cup, trying not to think about how it rolled off his tongue as he gave it to you earlier.

You walked over to their table, placed the cup in front of him, and with a little smile and an "Enjoy!" you returned to the counter.

It only took a couple of minutes before Dwayne was standing in front of you again with his cup in hand and a smile you couldn't quite place.

"I had a feeling you liked me," he said, the slight teasing tone not lost on you, neither the gentle warmth in his eyes as he looked at you.

You were stunned for a second, but then confusion took over your features.

"What makes you think that?"

Now it was his turn to frown in confusion, his radiant smile faltering just a bit.

"You drew this on my cup," he stated, holding up the cup for you to see. There, next to his name was a little heart. And it dawned on you.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, if that was misleading. I do this for every customer. And I have a boyfriend."

Your voice got quieter towards the end, overwhelmed by the embarrassment of the situation. Now you were just standing in awkward silence, staring at each other.

"I can make you a new one without the heart, if it bothers you," you offered, not being able to stand the tension anymore.

"No, that's not necessary," he replied, his previously playful smile turning more polite and reserved. Then he just turned around and walked back to their table.

You wanted to bang your head on the counter, cringing from the utter embarrassment. However, you also thanked whatever deity was listening that he didn't make a scene. He took the rejection with a calm grace, didn't get upset with you, and respected your boundary when you told him you had a boyfriend. In a roundabout way, it made you like him even more.

The thing is, you really did have a boyfriend, but it was... complicated. If you wanted to be honest with yourself, your relationship has been dying for a while. He has been growing distant, and no matter how many chances you gave him, no matter how you tried to keep the relationship together, it only led to frustration on both sides, and the space between you just kept growing wider. You didn't have feelings for him anymore, not really. But you've been with him for so long, the prospect of being alone filled you with anxiety. So, you were stuck.

Despite the mortifying little incident, Dwayne actually started coming back regularly. Sometimes he came alone with a book, sometimes with one or more of his friends.

Marko joined him a lot; he seemed to develop an addiction to the pastries you sold, and he made it his mission to try every one of them.

Paul also visited, chatting with you – or more like talking your ear off about whatever shenanigans they got up to on the boardwalk recently. He seemed to have taken a liking to you, and he quickly became your golden retriever best friend.

Blond mullet guy, David, also showed up sometimes, mostly to just sit in silence or have quiet conversation with Dwayne. As much as he didn't seem interested with the coffee shop at first, it seemed to have grown on him. Dwayne told you later, a conspiratorial glint in his eyes as he did so, that he liked the calm atmosphere of the place, and came here when he got tired of the chaos.

You grew used to them being here, to him being here. Through your small interactions you got to know Dwayne better and became quite fond of him. He always managed to put a smile on your face regardless of what mood you were in, his calm and confident personality made you feel at ease when you talked to him. He was kind and attentive, noticing when you were stressed and lending you an ear when you wanted to talk it out, but also respecting your silence when you didn't.

You eventually confided in him about your relationship problems, and he gave you his full attention as he listened. And when he came in one night to you crying behind the counter, he lent you his shoulder, trying his hardest not to look angry as you told him how you caught wind of your boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend, kissing some girl at a party. The bastard didn't even have the audacity to end it with you, it was one of his friends that told you he cheated. At least it gave you the final push to call it quits.

Dwayne definitely had a new name on his shitlist.

Getting over it wasn't easy, despite all the problems you had in the later stages of the relationship. You've spent years of your life with this person and you had some good memories. Dwayne was there all through the grieving process, through the anger and tears, the stress and the eventual acceptance, being nothing but supportive and sweet.

As you navigated your newly single life, you became more and more aware of your growing feelings for him. Now you didn't have to shake off your wandering thoughts, didn't feel the need to chastise and shame yourself for your wandering eyes.

At first, the gravity of your affection for him felt too heavy, and you still needed time to heal from your previous relationship. But as months passed, and your feelings only grew stronger, it became easier and easier to like him. And once you felt ready to move on, you pulled your courage together and took a leap of faith.

All four of them came in that night, which wasn't often, and it almost made you chicken out. But you've already decided that it was going to be that night, and you didn't feel like you could hype yourself up again if you decided to not go through with it.

Your plan was simple. You left a little message on the cup under his name. It was just a "Call me" and your number, but you still felt like your heart was about to explode as you handed him it to him. He walked all the way over to their table, sat down and took a sip, before Marko pointed it out to him with a cheeky grin. You felt light headed as he looked at it, before turning his head to you.

The boys quickly finished their food and drinks and filtered out the door, all of them giving Dwayne knowing smirks and pats on the shoulder as they went. Now it was just you and him in the shop, and you thanked the gods that it was a slow night, because you didn't think you could bear to have this conversation in front of other people.

You felt your face burning as he walked over to the counter, all warm smiles and quiet confidence. He knew what he wanted, and now that you gave him permission to do so, he will take it. The thought made your stomach clench in excitement.

"I had a feeling you liked me," he started, and you couldn't help but chuckle as you remembered that first night, the sound making his smile widen even more.

"What can I say, it's hard not to like you," you replied, sounding more confident than you actually felt.

"I could say the same about you." As he said it, he reached over the counter and took your hand in his, thumb caressing your knuckles gently.

You met his eyes with a sudden shyness, but all you saw in them was such fondness, it almost made you melt into a puddle right then and there. He seemed to be lost in your gaze just as much, and for a while you just stood there, holding hands and taking each other in, communicating through your eyes all that you felt. You had no idea how much time has passed.

Your breath hitched when he started leaning in, but the moment your lips met his, you instantly relaxed. It was a bit awkward with the counter between you, but you paid in no mind. All that mattered was his touch, the movement of his tongue as it caressed you lower lip, the pressure of it against your own as you gave him access. The kiss made your head spin in a way you've never felt before. It was addicting. And when he pulled back, you chased after him, grabbing the lapel of his jacket and bringing him back for more. He just chuckled against your lips at your eagerness.

When you finally broke apart, you were out of breath, your face flushed and your lips kiss swollen. He didn't even seem a little bit phased. But the wide grin on his face told you he liked what he was seeing.

"I'll call you later, sweetheart," he said, his voice like velvet, eyes twinkling, smile as radiant as ever.

All you managed was a nod.

He brought your hand to his lips and pressed one last kiss against your knuckles, before he made his way to the door, his gaze locked with yours until he was finally out if sight.

As soon as the door closed behind him, the sound of loud cheers erupted outside. You just chuckled and shook your head, wondering what you've gotten yourself into.

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@necrowyrm asked: happy new year!!! enjoy the last little bit of homestuck before act 6! Anonymous asked: You have NO IDEA how much I was looking forward to your reaction to this flash :D @teddy-bearer-of-bad-news asked: a very late congratulations from me for making it this far! i gotta say, saving CASCADE for new year's is probably the smartest thing i've heard all week. may your experience be nothing short of righteous, comrade Anonymous asked: Cascade … Even years latter knowing it almost by heart, every once in a while I will take a little quarter of an hour to rewatch it, Say what you want about Hussie but there is a good reason Homestuck became so iconic. @adeptarcanist asked: The leadup to Cascade was honestly my favorite sequence in Homestuck, and maybe one of my favorites in any media ever? The way the narrative splits apart into all of the different scenes swirling in towards the critical moment, both advancing main plots and finding time to spend a moment of melancholy with characters who’d been left behind (The Jaspers and Nepeta scene :( )… it’s such a strong narrative device, and the tone it generates is impeccable. @calamitascalliope asked: I literally watched the flash again, and it still gives me chills every single time. Welcome to your post-Cascade life. You won't be able to think about anything the same ever again @iris-in-the-dark-world asked: "she looks so cool… but she’s so tragic… but she looks so cool…" has become a brainworm for me. i too love the handmaid's design btw, cascade time has been i think the most anticipated non-personal event of the entire year for me. i'm so excited @publicuniversalworstie asked: I want you to know that I also opened Cascade and started watching with you right after I saw your "oh my god it has chapters" ask, and I finished just as you posted "I will never be the same" !! And I bet lots of other people did too <3 so it's like we all watched it together!!!! Happy New Year and thank you for liveblogging!!!! It's been a pleasure！(and will continue to be) @krixwell asked: I would like you to know that your "Right, we're good to go!" and "oh my god it has chapters" posts were posted right as I was outside watching midnight fireworks ring in 2025 for the Central European timezone. Happy new year! @captorations asked:

hey remember when rose just up and fucking said that. anyway congrats on reaching cascade! it absolutely wrecked me back in the day, i think i stared at those flaming curtains for a solid ten minutes as my brain permanently reconfigured. the first few notes of the track alone still give shivers. getting your reaction to cascade was a wonderful birthday present. (speaking of getting older: aradia 🤝 dulcinea also got that "distressingly short lifespan only to die early anyway" story thread going on. the parallels are paralleling.) anyway happy new year and congrats you are… slightly less than halfway done with homestuck. have fun!

Hey, guys. Cascade was so fucking good.

Like, there's really no competition; this is the best Flash page in the comic thus far. Peak music, peak animation, and absolutely a peak narrative. It tied up mountains of plot threads, providing complete answer to questions we're been asking for literally thousands of pages. It completed over a dozen arcs, both big and small. It made me gasp three times in fourteen minutes. It let Jade become a furry.

11/10, and I'm glad people had as much fun here as I did on New Year's Eve. Happy 2025, and happy Act 6!

@morganwick asked: Sally, predicting Cascade: "I have approximate knowledge of many things." @morganwick asked: "You literally have the whole world in the palm of your hands." -Sally to Jadesprite, December 16, 2024 (You might also want to reread post/770701212350857216 in light of recent developments.)

Hah!

I mean, based on her powerset, it made sense that Jadesprite would do something like this eventually, but it's pretty funny that she did it more or less immediately.

And in the end, CD really was a tricky little bastard. We'll definitely need to keep a closer eye on him, next time around.

Anonymous asked: Take a moment to consider that if anyone were to use the Homestuck website as it stands now instead of the Collection program, Cascade would have been presented in the YouTube player in Standard Definition, artifacted to hell, with a clear boundary showing the dimensions of the video from the very start. Preservation is so important.

Jeez, you're not kidding. The 1080p is fine, I guess, but it certainly doesn't hit like the Flash version does, especially with its lack of moving panels.

I know something had to change when Flash kicked the bucket, but surely there was a better way to preserve the video's soul.

Anonymous asked: to give you some of an idea of what homestuck fandom looked like during this time period, im cribbing from a very popular homestuck post: “first, this upd8 was something that we had been waiting for for WEEKS. A literally unprecedented wait period at the time. We were used to suckling at the teat of daily updates, a constant stream of conversation and plot twists and buildup, and as EOA5, we were finally going to figure out what all these countdowns and plot threads and disconnected elements were building up for. And when the progress bar reached 100%, and when the page FINALLY loaded on 10/25/11, it was chaos. This was 2011, a primetime peak point and growth period of Homestuck fan density.” (…) “MSPA crashed, as it had started to during the last few big [S] updates. Hussie had already bought new servers in advance, but even when allegedly thousands of dollars were spent it couldn't handle the accidental DDOS attack of Homestuck fans. People were up all night waiting for this upd8, the curiosity was killing me. I know at some point he was receiving at least 1 million unique visitors per day to his site [correction: according to Hussie’s tumblr, upwards of 2 million during this time], and even though Hussie had foreseen such traffic and thusly hosted [S] Cascade on Newgrounds, a dedicated video streaming site, Newgrounds was similarly unprepared for the sheer amount of people frantically mashing the play and refresh buttons, and also crashed. Immediately. MSPA and Newgrounds crashed definitively for at least two nights in a row” (…) “Andrew Hussie has gone on record to say this was one of the few times he thought Homestuck wasn’t worth it, because the sheer unbelievable cost (was it $10,000?) [correction: according to Hussie’s tumblr, it looked like it was going to cost $100,000 to keep [S] Cascade up for several days] of servers and the chaos of no one able to see the upd8 and crashing nearly every site after. He was tweeting during the whole debacle, stating he was reluctant to put it up on Youtube because of all the moving elements of the flash, and style, and how youtube degraded the quality of the file size, and how he tried to scratch out buffer time and pauses by putting periods of silence between each section of the 14 minute upd8, the longest upd8 yet” “So after Newgrounds patooted, he didn’t put it on youtube and instead put up the entire flash file on Megaupload, where it could be downloaded in it’s entirety to be watched. UNFORTUNATELY, Megaupload also crashed very quickly, which Hussie felt much headache over. But before that happened I managed to get the file, since I happened to be up very early that night! Next it was on dropbox, which didn’t crash but had “link unavailable” on and off. ”Spoilers were flying everywhere, people didn’t understand everything that had happened, and by the time the timeline of events in and out of [S] Cascade was all straightened out, people became even MORE hype. Like this whole thing lasted at least four days, and on top of that, the upd8 was good. Fandom exploded.” it is impossible to quantify the experience. The fact hussie was going to have to fork over A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS to host it is crazy. I am never going to be over it.

Cascade's complete obliteration of the Flash-hosting internet says a lot about huge Homestuck truly was - but I think an even bigger indicator of the comic's success is the fact that Hussie dropped literally thousands of dollars on server upgrades to host the thing. That's not an investment you make unless you're expecting some serious returns.

[pupyuj]

[cw: g!p reader, edging, daddy kink, handjob, dacryphilia, degradation]

residents of goon central have witnessed me screaming over this pair of pics a few days ago bcs FUUUCKCJDH… anyway here’s something a lil different from me, i hope you guys are into it as much as i am! ehehuehe 🤤🤤..

it’s really, really not your fault that every time you see your girlfriend in the screens doing what she does best, you get so hard 😣 even worse that yujin brings you along whenever her and the girls are doing their promotions in music shows so you have to sit with ive’s staff trying to act like your girlfriend’s performance isn’t affecting you in the slightest 😔😔 and ofc she’s the only one who notices your behaviour when the group comes back from yet another successful stage.. she knows you too well after all 🤭 “what’s wrong with you..?” she’d whisper in your ear since she didn’t want anybody else hearing just in case it was serious… but then she sees you tugging on your jeans and immediately she knew.. 🫣

yujinnie telling the girls that she can’t go to the celebratory dinner tonight bcs you were ‘sick’ and she wanted to take care of you :(( she says that but as soon as you’ve driven her to your house and close the door behind you, she was pushing you down on your couch and slowly crawling towards you with a sick smile on her pretty face 😵‍💫 “i got you feeling funny again, huh baby? i knew you’d like me in that outfit.. maybe i should wear neckties more often if it’ll have you acting like this…” yujin was saying as her hand slowly trailed up your thigh and cupped your hard dick through your jeans, making you whimper slightly.. “don’t be shy now, love. it’s completely normal.” she was saying bcs you’re not at all too experienced and she knew she made you feel so many things at once 🤤🤤

yujin unzipping your jeans and making you get rid of it yourself.. her eyes fixed on your bulge the entire time, licking her lips bcs she was excited to see your reaction to what she has in her mind for you.. 🤭 only the most pleasurable things for her princess, but yujin needs to satisfy her own version of fun sometime, right? 😉 “fuck, you’re too cute.. sometimes i wish i had the dick in the relationship. i’d fuck you so good…” and you know what? she would! she’s very good with a strap, and you’re speaking from personal experience iykwim 👀 “but i enjoy this too.” she settles herself in between your legs and leans down to kiss you softly with her hands carefully touching you everywhere except where you need it most.. she’s such a tease 😤

finally, yujin pulls your dick out of your boxers and starts stroking slowly, making you moan into her mouth :(( she keeps kissing you though, her eyes slightly open so she could see precum leak out of your slit and coat your dick as well as her hand… then she’s kissing down your neck, your moans free to fill the air while your own hands find themselves tangled up in yuin’s hair… yujin keeps the same slow pace for minutes on end so you’re left sitting there desperate.. “daddy, please…” you whimpered, clumsily bucking your hips into her hand..

you feel her smirk against your skin.. you knew the nickname would do something to her 🤭 you learned that she really, really liked it after you let it slip out while she had been pegging you that one time 🫣🫣 “what do you need daddy to do, angel?” she’d ask, holding your dick a bit tighter so she could watch you throw head back and moan loudly… seeing tears well up in your ears got her so wet already 🤤 but she had to control her urges.. she wants you to stay at her mercy for a while before she starts paying attention to what her body needs 😋 “speak, or i won’t know.” yujin demands, slowing down even further and making you whine bcs you were already starting to lose the build up…

“f-faster, please daddy…”

“good girl.”

and she starts it up again of course! as much as she wanted to taste you, there was something about watching you slowly fall apart under her touch that clouded her mind and just made her unable to do anything but what she was doing right now 😵‍💫 as promised, yujin was much faster, but she was jerking you off in a way that made sure she wasn’t pushing you to your climax too quickly.. it irritated you and it showed! it showed in the way you moved your hips to meet yujin’s strokes, the way your eyebrows were deeply furrowed, and the constant whining and frustrated noises that came out of your mouth.. yujin enjoyed every single second of all this 🤭

“mmhn.. looks like my baby wants to cum, huh? having a hard time getting there?” she’d ask, but you wouldn’t answer bcs you were too focused on trying to even get an inch closer to the edge 😔 you don’t understand why yujin was doing this at all! she always wanted to make you cum and she could do it so good.. it couldn’t wrap around your little head that she was playing with you for her own amusement 💔💔 yujin pressing her thumb over your slit and squeezing your length gently.. a satisfied hum leaving her lips when she noticed just how much of a mess you’ve made on her hand and she hasn’t even let you cum yet 😵‍💫

yujin hears your moans getting higher, feels your grip on her arm getting tighter and the evil girl slows down again, making you choke out a sob.. “d-daddy, why…! i-i can’t keep doing this.. please, let me cum..!!” you’d say as tears streamed down your pretty little face :(( yujin pouts, “what do you mean you can’t? not even for me?” she’d ask and you knew she was full of shit bcs she’s grinning widely while you’re literally in tears… evil, evil girl 😵‍💫😵‍💫 “p-p-please… please i’ll do anything..” you would beg and oh, this would just inflate her ego so much 😣

you’re tugging at her shirt, sobbing while thrusting your hips into her now-stilled hand and saying that you’ll do anything once she’s made you cum… so naturally yujin would want to tease you even more??? she’d stroke you again, way faster this time, “should’ve known you’d be so easy to break down like this. you’re hopeless, (y/n),” yujin would say. “you didn’t even think of hiding away at the bathroom to play with yourself… always needing daddy to do things like this for you.. i love it, but that says a lot about what you’re capable of, huh? nothing.” see now that was just mean.. but somehow it felt… good?? what the fuck was wrong with you.

“you’re useless without me… i’d love it if you appreciated me more.” with her free hand, yujin was spreading your legs and she dug nails into your skin, making you hiss in pain…

“ahh—! i-i do! i love you, i.. mmh…! i love you so much…”

yujin knew it was the truth. she’d be crazy to doubt the very obvious love you have for her but listen, she was having so much fun 🤭 “really?” she tilts her head, she’d be blushing while she increased her pace, pushing you closer and closer to that climax you wanted so much 🫣 “y-yes! yes, really.. m-more than anything…” satisfied (and lowkey hating that you’re crying 💔 as pretty as you looked, you’re still her precious baby! ☹️), yujin speeds up once again, her free hand now squeezing and fondling your boob while you’re moaning her name 😵‍💫

“always daddy’s dumb good girl, hm? willing to say and do anything for me, just like i taught you.. you might get to cum inside me tonight, angel.. do you want that?” yujin asks, giving you soft kisses all over your collarbone.. and god, you couldn’t even reply.. the thought of fucking yujin’s cunt full of your seed all night long was enough to completely push you over that edge, giving you what must’ve been the best orgasm you’ve had today…

but the night was still young! and with the way yujin diligently licked off your cum from her hand excruciatingly slow (she made you watch every second) and took off her own jeans and pants before straddling you and saying, “now be a darling for daddy and breed me…” this night was going to be a very long and very… enjoyable night for the two of you 😋💓

[criminallyvenomous]

Anytime, Always - Spencer Reid X Reader (part three)

part two story masterlist

• Plot - When Dr. Reid came to speak at your University, you were thrilled. A big-time F.B.I. agent at your own school, how could you resist? Soon, that wasn’t the only thing you couldn’t resist. Random meet ups and nights together were fun at first, but when he started guest lecturing on a regular? That was a whole new experience.

• Ship - Spencer Reid X Reader

• Fandom - Criminal Minds

• Warnings - Age gap (legal consenting adults), Alcohol, Fluff, Eventual smut, Pining, and of course a warning you might fall for Spence even harder post reading)

• Word Count - 1,322

• A/N - progressing through season eight despite the shitshow that was zugzwang. will most likely end up taking a bit more time before the next post as im still working on finalities and editing of part five, four being a short one with more of an emphasis on showing spencer's friendship with derek (don't ask me or do idc about my love for a good moreid moment of fanart/ fic i am not ashamed). five is going to be some subtle or maybe not so subtle smut idk bro.

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     It was a stressful eight weeks, midterms were leading to finals and you only got busier. You couldn’t help but think about your night with Spencer in the hotel every now and then. Sure, you had met up with a couple of college guys to pass the time and get some stress relief, but it was nothing like even the tipsiest night with the doctor.

     The two of you texted at least once or twice a week, him checking up on how you’re doing in school and you on his work. He was trying to get as much done with the Bureau as possible, in preparation for his lessened workload after the holidays. He was excited to begin guest lecturing, even working with the Psychology 4000s professors on curriculum and syllabi. Sure, he wasn’t teaching a course entirely himself, but the University had full intentions of soft-launching his return to college and he wasn’t entirely opposed.

     He hadn’t told you this, though. He thought it might make things awkward if you knew he was going to be regularly showing up at your University and maybe even joining your class. He didn’t want to put any sort of pressure on whatever was the two of your’s relationship.

“Hey boy genius, what’re you planning for the long weekend?” Derek asked, it was Black Friday and surprisingly, there wasn’t an urgent case to attend to over the weekend, leading to a break until Tuesday.

“Not sure, probably reading a few books.” Spencer replied as the tech analyst, Penelope Garcia walked towards the two men.

“Babygirl, how about you? How’re you spending your weekend?” Derek looked to his friend.

“Honey, I’ve been thinking about a bottle of wine and a marathon of rom-coms with takeout all week. Wanna join me?” Penelope asked.

“I’ll have to pass, I have a certain lady friend to go see. Why don’t you go visit that lady friend of yours?” He had still yet to let Spencer forget that he knew he went on a date. It wasn’t an often occurrence for Spencer and before he could even respond, Penelope was more than excited.

“Oh my goodness!” She clapped her hands, “Does little Reid have a girlfriend?”

“No, no, no.” Spencer confirmed. “Just a friend.”

“Maybe you should go see this ‘friend’ then. Catch up some.” Derek suggested with finger quotations around ‘friend’.

“Yeah, maybe.”

     It wasn’t the worst idea, that night was great and he’d be lying to say he hadn’t thought about going to see you. He also really enjoyed being in your city and had made a few connections with some professionals at his speech. He might as well message and see if you’re free.

“Hey, what’re you up to this weekend? I’m thinking of volunteering to help out your Psychology Department.” He texted, completely lying. But was it really a lie if he could set something up with a phone call and you’d never know?

     You were on your sofa with your closest friend on campus, Emma. The two of you were watching some random Youtube documentary on a childhood show of yours. You were sharing a bottle of white wine, something about that night made you more interested in the drink. You were on a study break for the day, having exhausted yourselves spending all of Thanksgiving break prepping for finals. You thought about going home to visit your family for the holiday, but it was your final year of undergrad and every test counted.

“I do NOT remember that scene.” She laughed, pointing at the absurd display when your phone buzzed.

“Ugh, is that Dr. Reid? When are the two of you going to just hook up and get it over with?” She asked. You had told her that you guys had hung out after the lecture, to chat F.B.I. and literature. You had not divulged what happened after.

“Yea, it is. He said he might be in town this weekend.” You told her, hiding a smile to the best of your ability.

“Nothing planned, but I can always pencil you in.” You replied to him.

“Great. I’ll be heading over late tomorrow. Sunday at two?”

“It’s a date.” You put your phone under your leg, knowing Emma would pry if she got the chance.

~

“Hey! It’s good to see you.” You exclaimed as Spencer walked up to meet you in your school’s library.

“You too, so where do we start?” He asked. You had offered to give him a tour, since the library had basically become your home.

“First floor is English and History based, second is entirely Mathematics and Chemistry, the rest of the sciences are on the third floor. Oh, and psychology and criminology are on the fourth. All the other majors are scattered across and the arts have their own library.”

“This is nicer than half the libraries in D.C. Is there somewhere we can get a cup of coffee?” He asked, taking your arm and interlacing it with his. You smiled and nodded.

“Down the hall.” You brought him over to the student café. He ordered himself a vanilla latte that he added way too much sugar to, and you got a Chai latte with cinnamon for the ‘fall ambiance’.

“So, what have you been up to? I know we texted a bit, but as you know, I’m a bit of a techno-phobe.” He joked and the two of you shared a brief laugh as you walked towards the elevator. You had mentioned the Criminology department had a whole set up for his colleague, David Rossi’s novels and he was curious to see.

“Oh, you know, school’s kicking my ass. But, I can’t lie, seeing you’re handsome face is helping with the stress.”. You chuckled and took a sip of your drink.

“Thank you so much.” He laughed awkwardly as you entered the elevator, pushing the button. “You know, you’re quite attractive yourself.”

“You wouldn’t happen to be staying at the Marriott again, would you?” You asked, raising an eyebrow suggestively with a half-smile/ half-smirk.

“I am indeed.” He smiled back, remembering what he could of that night. You entered the fourth floor and walked him over to the infamous Rossi display.

“Oh my god.” 

“I know, right?” 

     There was a cardboard cutout of his senior next to a well thought-out displaying of his novels. You assumed this was due to your Dean’s friendship with the guy, but it was still strange. Spencer took a photo of the display and texted it to the work group chat he hesitantly agreed to join following Penelope’s invitation. Half the time he wish he had refused, like Hotch.

“Look who it is.” He messaged.

“No way!” Penelope replied almost immediately.

“Did you pose for this?” Derek sent.

“It was for a book tour years ago. I can’t believe it’s still in circulation.” Rossi replied.

     Spencer laughed and showed you his phone, which elicited the same reaction from you. 

“Here, let me get a photo of you with it.” You took out your phone and he did a little pose pointing to Rossi and making a dumb, but cute face. “This is great! I’ll send it to you.”

The rest of the library tour went well, Spencer listed countless facts and statistics about different authors and books and you couldn’t help but eat it up. 

“What do you want to do next?” You asked him, tossing your empty cup into the trash bin outside the library.

“There’s a Russian film playing at the Blue Theatre that covers a series of puppets that become human and hunt down their creator.” He said without a thought.

“That actually sounds interesting, I won’t lie.” You laughed and he smiled. “But, we could get some Chinese food and relax?” You suggested.

“Oh, yeah. Finals are next week, you’re probably exhausted. How about we order to-go and head to my hotel?” He offered.

“That sounds perfect, thanks Spencer.”

part four

[justabigassnerd]

Hidden Talent

Pairing - Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell x daughter!reader

Word count - 1,615

Warnings - little pinch of angst, mostly fluff, an unpopular trope I guess, don't like it don't read it

Summary - after some convincing, you finally take part in karaoke night and surprise the Daggers and your dad

A/N - I guess I should apologise for disappearing again... I'm so sorry I've been picking up a lot more shifts recently at work so I'm in a permanent state of exhaustion right now and I'm trying to get myself writing for y'all it's just a fight right now. I know this trope isn't popular but like... it was a request so just scroll if you don't like it and yes I chucked Taylor Swift in there because I was listening to her music while writing so yeah. anyway I won't ramble anymore, as per y'all please send in requests, feedback, and enjoy!!

Karaoke night at the Hard Deck had very quickly become popular among the Daggers when Penny implemented it every Saturday night. It usually consisted of the Daggers singing various songs off-key while a few drinks in. It was great entertainment for you, watching the people your dad worked with to be up on their feet singing the likes of Celine Dion and various attempts to sing the whole of Bohemian Rhapsody.

Each of the Daggers had invited you to get involved on multiple occasions but you always turned them down, saying you got stage fright and that seemed to get them to back off enough although they did reconvene together and whisper about how uncharacteristic it was for you, the daughter of Pete Mitchell to experience anything like stage fright.

One night, you were hanging out at the Hard Deck with the Daggers and watching Jake sing what he has dubbed as one of his favourite country songs, but you weren’t too sure how serious he was about it since he claimed almost every country song as his favourite. As Jake sang, beer bottle in one hand, microphone in the other, Bradley sidled up alongside you in front of the bar where Penny had just handed you a soda and spoke up.

“You going to sing anything?” He asks, keeping his tone as casual as possible.

“Not a chance.” You reply with a slight laugh tagged onto the end as you glance up at Bradley. You knew if you went up there and sang you might get made fun of. You were sure you could sing, after all you had made the school choir but that didn’t stop you from being terrified that the Daggers would tease you and then somehow word would spread to your dad, and you’d become a disappointment in his eyes.

“Come on. Just one song? Please?” Bradley pleads, making you roll your eyes with a light scoff. Since your dad and Bradley had made up, Bradley had no issues stepping in as an annoying yet loveable big brother to you.

“Bradley… have I ever said yes?” You question, raising an eyebrow as Bradley falls silent for a moment before speaking up.

“Just this once and then I’ll never ask you to do it again. Promise.” Bradley insists, nudging you lightly with his elbow, chuckling when you squirm at the tickling sensation that came with the friendly nudge.

“I’ll do it if you and the Daggers promise not to make fun of me or tell dad.” You say after a brief moment of consideration and when at first you saw Bradley light up at you saying you’d do it and then when he heard the rest of your sentence his expression shifted.

“You’d think we’d make fun of you?” Bradley asks softly, eyes regarding you gently as you begin to feel guilty for your words at the crushed look on Bradley’s face.

“Well… you guys always tease each other when you sing so I just assumed you’d act the same towards me. I don’t mind the teasing I’m just nervous enough at the thought of singing in front of you guys that any teasing might just- I don’t know.” You try explaining, not really knowing how to say what you want to say without sounding rude. You never minded a bit of fun with the Daggers, you were able to keep up with their usual banter with ease but there was something so terrifying about singing in front of them. You had grown more passionate about singing the more you did it at school and you weren’t ready for everyone around you to make fun of your interests and passions.

“y/n/n, I promise we will not make fun of you. We can go and speak to them now to get all of them to promise.” Bradley offers, making you nod with the slightest of smiles on your face as you follow Bradley from the bar to where the Daggers had congregated.

“Hey, y/n! Is everything, okay?” Reuben asks as you approach, all of the Daggers noticing how you stuck to Bradley’s side.

“Is something wrong?” Bob asks worriedly, eyes flicking between you, Bradley, and the other Daggers to try and figure out what was wrong.

“Do you want to tell them of should I?” Bradley asks quietly, glancing down at you softly.

“I’ll tell them.” You say, taking a small step forward and addressing the group who give you their undivided attention.

“Bradley has coerced me into singing a song tonight. But I will only do it on two conditions. One, you don’t make fun of me if I sound awful or anything. Two, no one tells dad about it. I’m not ready to potentially embarrass or disappoint him.” You say clearly, the way you command the group eerily reminding them all of Maverick and how he could control the group much easier than any other superior officer. After you finish speaking, the Daggers all exchange looks once more before softening.

“I promise we will not make fun of you, kid.” Jake says sincerely, as the rest of the Daggers agree and give you their own promises to not make fun of you or tell your dad. They were all a bit confused as to why you were so shy about your dad knowing about you taking part in karaoke night but since you didn’t want him to know, they promised they wouldn’t tell him. With their promise secured, you cross to Penny and tell her what song you want to play, and Penny is quick to find you a karaoke version before letting you take the stage.

As the opening bars of Fearless play, you divert your attention away from where the Daggers are sitting and instead focus your attention on the furthest wall to keep yourself distracted as you begin to sing.

When you started to sing, the Daggers exchanged looks of shock and awe. They had no clue what to expect when you took to the stage, but you had taken control of the stage and sung your heart out.

Unbeknownst to you and the Daggers, Maverick had entered the Hard Deck, ready to pick you up but instead of finding you talking and laughing with the Daggers, he saw you up on the small karaoke stage singing. You seemed so happy and confident as you sang, and Maverick couldn’t help but feel his heart surge with pride at the sight. He had no idea you could sing so well. You had never sung in front of Maverick before, not even in the car or singing around the house.

“Hey Pete.” Penny’s soft voice shakes Maverick from his stupor, and he turns to face her as you sing in the background.

“Did you know y/n could sing like that?” Maverick says, awe written across his face as he speaks, making Penny softly laugh at the expression.

“No, I didn’t. And neither did the Daggers by the looks of things. She’s never taken part until today.” Penny says, nodding her head in the direction of where Maverick’s squadron was sat, all of them looking just as shocked as Maverick was, and constantly turning to whisper to each other about your performance.

When you finished the song, the Daggers were quick to cheer and the second you stepped off the small stage Mickey and Javy grabbed you into a hug.

“That was amazing y/n/n!” Natasha says excitedly, pulling you into a hug the moment Mickey and Javy released you from their hug. You couldn’t help but laugh at how everyone was scrabbling to give you a hug or congratulate you. When the group finally dispersed, you came face to face with your dad and you stiffened slightly, worried about what was to come.

“Hi, dad.” You say nervously, trying to anticipate his next words.

“Hi y/n. I didn’t know you could sing like that.” Maverick says, a smile soon breaking out on his face which makes you relax and smile in return.

“That was amazing! I’ve got one talented kid.” Maverick continues, pulling you into his arms gently, holding you close as you wrap your arms around him with a grin.

“Thank you, dad.” You say softly, squeezing him a little tighter as you feel him press a kiss to the top of your head before pulling away.

“I hope we’ll get to hear more of your singing from now on. You can’t keep a talent like that hidden away now.” Maverick says, unable to wipe the grin from his face as you shrug lightly.

“Well, I did make the school choir… maybe you and the others can come to some performances or something?” You suggest, and Maverick wasted no time in agreeing.

“I’ll be there for every performance I can be.” He swears, making your smile widen as you go in for another hug, grateful that your dad was supporting your passion instead of shooting it down like you had feared.

“Hey, pops! Stop hogging the future superstar!” Jake calls over to you and Maverick, making you both laugh out loud as you pull away, turning around to look at him and the rest of the Daggers as Bradley steps forward.

“I just think the most important thing is I finally found myself a singing partner.” Bradley says proudly, slinging an arm around your shoulders and pulling you close to his side as everyone chuckles.

“Bold assumption that I want to be your singing partner there Bradley.” You say with a laugh as Bradley’s jaw drops in mock shock.

“Come on! At least one song a week. Deal?” Bradley bargains, everyone falling silent and awaiting your response.

“Okay. Deal.”

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

a little ficlet on my little ford au because im officially extremely obsessed w it rn and i neeeeed you guys to see just how much angst potential this has

@shmisky because you asked to see the dialogue hope you enjoy it ebdhrdudh <3

~~

Ford shifts in his make shift shelter. The gusts of salt water air blowing on his face is predictably stronger with the size he is now, but it's far more tolerable than when he was on deck. Right here, he can hear Stan's steady heartbeat behind him. Slow. Rhythmic.

Serene.

Then Stan sighs, and Ford feels his chest rise and fall against his back, the expansion and deflation. Ford looks up curiously, eyes landing on the unhappy downward twitch of Stan's lips.

"Stanley?" He calls out, hoping his voice reaches his brother's ears. Of course when indoors, Stan can hear him clearly, but with the rippling waves, the occassional creaks of the old boat and the few squaking seagulls that fly ahead freely, who knows if Stan could hear him now? He raises his voice to call out again. "Stanley, what's wrong?"

He's greeted with a long beat of silence, so much so he almost concluded that Stan hasn't heard him. He cups his hands over his mouth, ready to speak again when Stan finally clicks his tongue.

"Guess I'm responsible for you again, huh?" Stan remarks, bitterness in every word. "The portal, then with you livin' in the shack before that whole weird-ma-somethin', now this."

He gestures to his breast pocket, where Ford is currently tucked away in. The said small man feels his face heat, an anchor dropping from his chest and lodging deep to the depths of his stomach. Ford swallows, his tongue in his throat, because, well, ouch.

"I suppose you could say I'm your little problem, eh?" He croaks out weakly with a nervous smile, looking up at his brother. Stan is looking ahead at the waves, attention nowhere near Ford, and Ford feels even smaller to be talked to without having Stan's eyes on him. But knowing if Stan looks down, he'd feel as microscopic as the germs that stick to the soles of Stan's feet.

"I guess," Stan says, not refuting or denying anything, and the pit grows deeper. "Sure as hell isn't fun, you know?"

"I... I know," Stanford says, sighing too. He tucks himself in the pocket even deeper.

"Stanley... are you, upset with me? For doing this?"

"Pfft, no." Stan responds quickly and Ford almost breaks his neck with how quick he whips his head to look up at him.

"Wait, you're not?"

"No, I'm not, Sixer."

"Then, um," Ford scratches the back of his neck, feeling the drying air on his skin. "What exactly is wrong...?"

Stan's arm moves, and he leans onto the railing, precariously leaning just a little so that Ford wouldn't threaten to fall into the deep, inky blue depths of the rippling sea. Trying to appear casual, despite his precision and carefulness. He's always been like that with Ford, and once upon a time even Stanford himself mistook that careless facade to be something more than just a faux cover up of his brother's big heart. The one that always bled too much for Ford.

"I'm not pissed you wanted to tag along, Ford," Stan says, finally looking down at Ford and Ford feels his heart jump. Stan's own heartbeat quickens a bit with rising frustration that Ford is almost tempted to call his bluff out. But he keeps his mouth shut, because assuming too much about Stan's intentions is how he got himself here in the first place. From Thirty years ago. Forty years ago.

"I'm pissed you did this after I told you I wanted to experience stuff for myself for once."

"I just—"

"I thought about coming back for you, you know? And really give it a chance, and you—" Stan sighs, clutching the railing with a hard grip. "Of course you just gotta take me wanting to ask you myself away from me, huh?"

The argument Ford was about to hastily spit out to defend himself dies, and he sinks lower in Stan's breast pocket. His heartbeats sound a little less serene now. More like an all encompassing timebomb of when all of this will eventually blow up in Ford's face, the only one Ford can't defuse.

"I'm sorry, Stanley."

"Yeah, well," Stan straightens up, looks out on sea again. "Little too late for that, huh?"

[just-a-shrew]

my poor heart i just love torbek so much

like yeah, he’s a stinky gangly homeless guy.

but he’s OUR stinky gangly homeless guy

and he’s trying SO HARDDD while having to cope with SO MUCH and i just love him so much omg

possible spoilers up to ep 38 for once upon a witchlight. i don’t remember the exact episodes but that’s where im at so i might mention things up to then 🫡

right okay analysis time because it’s english class and i’m bored

when we first meet torbek at the carnival, he seems to be out of it. he’s just standing there, waiting to talk to mr light to apply for a job bc he’s TRYING to get money to get his life together because no matter what he keeps trying and i can’t help but respect him for that

but this guy. this stupid pathetic little man. he didn’t even realise the 8 days had already past, and he spent them all drunk and wandering around with Clementine.

so when we first see this we think “oh lol what a loser boy. he’s so pathetic wet cat, lol, stupid sad man.”

and that’s ACCURATE but!! BUT!!!!!!

we know that he has at least one alter, during the fight with agdon (idk how to spell) longscarf when he says: “You think I’m Torbek?!” and this was before witchlight was introduced into his system, fucking him up more, both mentally and physically, so what if it was one of his other alters that was wandering around the carnival, not him??

because from what we’ve seen, he has no memories of the carnival or the 8 days he’s already spent there, and he gets extremely distraught when (i forget who) mentions that the 8 days have already past, and he literally has 8 hours left to enjoy the carnival. like he gets super upset bc he can’t remember ANY of it or how he SPENT the time and it’s like that part of his life is just missing, gone, erased. LIKE. GUYS.

right okay so now what was supposed to be a silly bit actually has in depth meaning to it, making torbek a much more complicated character than he was originally portrayed to be. was this planned? who knows. but i love it either way.

and later we learn the reason for his constant drinking: to keep the voice(s) at bay in order to stay in control, essentially. so what if one of his alters was doing something similar? bc we know Torbek has done that/will do that, so i feel like it’s fair to assume one of the others might as well?

OKAY MOVING ON

GUYS NIGJT TIME

torbek is clearly uncomfortable when first putting on the bunny suit, but he does it anyway, bc all his “friends” (they’re not really friends yet at this point) are dressing up, and he doesn’t want to be left out.

i feel like this really fits his character. most of what he does is so he can get some kind of validation from others, or at least still be able to hang out with them.

we’ve seen multiple times that Torbek goes unnoticed, people will be surprised by him speaking and ask when he got there, and not believe him when he tells them he’s been there the whole time. He’s used to never being seen, and i think that’s one of the reasons he enjoyed guys might as much as he did, bc for once he wasn’t just in the shadows, for once he went just ignored, he was actually part of a group.

and, yeah, he might not be the best at all the carnival activities they did, but he still tried. everyone else was trying, and honestly Torbek is VERYYYY susceptible to peer pressure. he doesn’t want to disappoint them or do something wrong that’ll make them leave him, so he’ll do whatever he’s told to.

god i love him.

okay, so, then the whole experiments with the witchlight. upon meeting up with the group, Torbek tells them he thought about guys night all the time, and it’s what kept him going. i feel like this only proves HOW important that day was for him, and just shows HOW much fun he had. he was pushed out of his comfort zone, but not necessarily in a bad way.

i will ABSOLUTELY rant about Torbek more but i think i’ll end it here for now cause class is almost over

i love torbek <333333333

[goforth-ladymidnight]

A Long Overdue Review of Calanmine

Tamlin Week 2025 may be over, but it's never too late for a good review, right??

@calanmine

Just in case you haven't already played this fantastic game (and if you haven't, what are you waiting for???), I'll discuss any spoilers below the cut. But for now, here are my thoughts!

First off, you should know I am not much of a gamer. So, this was my first official "dating game" experience! From the start, the music lured me in and set the mood. @thrumbolt, your taste is immaculate. It was so perfect. I was never once distracted by the songs, although I did check the credits to find out where they came from! I appreciated the direct links, by the way, because this type of music is exactly the sort of thing that I enjoy listening to when I want to be transported into a mystical, magical world. <3

Then, we get to the gameplay. Screencaps don't do the experience justice. There are sound effects and little bits of animation that really draw you in and make the game a lot of fun. @copypastus, you outdid yourself. You did sexy moments as well as silly ones, and I loved each and every one!

And speaking of sexy and silly... @highlordofkrypton, you have a way with words, I swear. I found myself grinning, giggling, *and* blushing as I clicked through the options. I need to take sexy-writing lessons from you. Whew!

Now, before I get to my favorite scenes, I wanted to take a moment to appreciate the fact that you can keep track of your progress through the image gallery. Like I said, I'm not much of a gamer, so I liked being able to see what I had completed, and hints of what was left. (Also, can we all just take a moment to appreciate that we get to revisit some of our favorite scenes in detail?? Whew. Yes. Thank you. <3

On to the game itself! Spoilers below the cut:

Because Book 1 is my favorite and I wanted to see what would happen, I went into my first playthrough as "Feyre", and look who I met at the bonfire:

Bahaha. Best. Easter Egg. EVER. XD

This was delightful. And, sorry Tamlin my love, but I Feyre said "yes" when Lucien asked me to stay. Just look at him... How could I not?

Oh, the sound I made when I saw this!! It was the perfect first ending. And, hey, what can I say? It made my Feycien-loving heart sigh with happiness.

I played the next round as Feyre again. (I wasn't done having fun! Not by a long shot.) There's a bit of familiar dialogue when she meets Rhysand, in case anyone wants to check it out, *wink wink*, but Eris was completely unimpressed. XD Not gonna lie, Eris was not my favorite in this game. That's not to say that he isn't a fun character! He's just not my type. My type is more like...

This guy.

Of course, we get all kinds of sexy Tamlin in this (there are three-ways AND four-ways!!), but sweet shy Tamlin is my favorite. <3

I know there's no special dialogue for Briar, the former Daughter of the Blessed that Tamlin helped rescue in ACOWAR, but I wanted to play as her for a short while, anyway. As it turned out, sweet and shy Tamlin made an appearance when I played as her! (Okay, it happened because I went to the cave first, but I like to think the story *needed* to happen with her that way. Hey, I'm a romantic! And isn't that what the game is for??)

Anyway, it makes me so happy that we got to see shy, goofy Tamlin as well as sexy Tamlin here.

My Feylin-shipping self was oh so satisfied. Mm-hmmm. Oh, and did I mention we get to see Tamcien? As in, we could be the throuple that never was?? The FeyTamCien?? <3<3<3 Yup. No kidding. Wow.

And, hey, speaking of ships that should have sailed... If you like to picture pre-canon Tamlin and Rhysand as messy, bitter exes, there's a fantastic make-up scene featuring them that pretty much healed my soul, actually.

Play it. You won't regret it.

Also, for the love of the Cauldron, you *have* to play as Amarantha at least once! Everyone's reactions (including Amarantha's!!) are absolutely hilarious. They really make the game.

And, hint hint, there are even more Easter Eggs if you play as the following characters:

Elain

Nesta

Cassian

Azriel

I think there are more, but these are the ones I played (including Feyre). I had so much fun playing with canon characters, I nearly forgot to play as an OC! So I guess I'll have to do that on my next playthrough. ;)

I can't thank everyone involved enough for making such an amazing game. You're all phenomenal, and it blows me away at how passionate and talented you are. I'm so glad I've gotten to know you! Thanks for making all our days - and nights - a little brighter! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to play a little more Calanmine. <3

[brodorokihousuke]

I finished Danganronpa 1 !!!

…Well, I did last night. But it was late so I didn’t want to make any posts or anything.

TL:DR is I enjoyed it quite a bit. I have gripes, of course, but nothing can be enjoyed without criticism.

Had a lot of fun liveblogging about it on my discord server (thank you to all who gave me pointers/watched me lose my mind!) but I kind of missed the experience of Tumblr liveblogging, so, now presenting… my Danganronpa sideblog, @brodorokikiyotaka (I’m very funny)! I know this is technically my personal blog so I can put whatever I want here, but… I like theming and organization, so.

Longer review under the cut for those who are interested. For everyone else, have this meme I might as well post somewhere other than my server.

0/10 Kiyotaka dies

Okay, okay, I’m being dramatic. I think him dying made me care about him more, anyway. Made me think a lot about how character death can be used more as a tool… Maybe more Ace Attorney characters should die lmao. Different setting/scenario, but still.

Anyways yeah, I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would. Considering the only exposure I had to the first game (and the series in general really) was watching someone play the first two cases (and only remembering details from the second chapter for some reason) eons ago, it was really fun just… experiencing everything mostly blind.

The characters were fairly compelling, and I liked most of the dialogue. Oh, it was so refreshing to have characters be able to actually swear… Yeah, some of the humor is. Wow! But it’s so occasional that I didn’t really mind (and I’ll admit some of the raunchy jokes got a laugh out of me). It only really got on my nerves when I had to deal with Toko a lot but that was only really around the end of the game.

The gameplay itself was really engaging, especially regarding the trials themselves. It felt way more fast-paced than any Ace Attorney game, and getting things right first try felt incredibly satisfying. I think my only gripe is with the bullet time battles, which didn’t have a very clearly defined “beat” to hit in the songs. And I’m not just salty about having no sense of rhythm, I finished Hi-Fi Rush on hard with no rhythm indicators so I know I’m capable of it.

Speaking of the music, though… hoo. This soundtrack is incredible. And knowing how much music impacts how much I enjoy a given game, I know for a fact this OST cemented this playthrough as one of my more memorable ones. Not only do I love the more well known ones (like Trigger Happy Havoc), but even the like… walking around and investigation music (Beautiful Morning, Box 15/16, etc) is so good. 9/10 rating for the music alone, on par with aa1 honestly (for me. This is a subjective opinion don’t kill me)

The story was mostly followable by me and while my interest maybe wavered a bit as the end drew closer (especially regarding the heavy exposition Junko throws at you at the very end), it left me with an interest in future installments and a lot of thoughts regarding what the ‘before-the-game’ situation was.

The character designs themselves and the art was incredibly memorable and distinct, and left me wanting to try and mimic it (which I’ve already done at least once!). Some of the more ‘painted’ looking still shots look a bit odd - especially since a lot of them use plain black for shading, which is a questionable (though admittedly distinct!) choice - but I never really found it making my experience worse. Also, that pink blood aesthetic is fantastic and I love it.

Overall, I’ll give the game a solid 9 out of 10. I thought about an 8.5 but honestly with how much I enjoyed everything, putting it a bit higher seemed fitting.

[sillystarwrites]

hi could you write zooble x reader headcanons pls

A/N: yes dude!!11!1!1! Zooble fans rise‼️

Type: romance!1!1!1 gender neutral reader, gonna go from meeting hcs, developed feelings hcs, confessing hcs, and then wa blam dating hcs

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| TADC | Zooble x GN!Reader Headcanons |

♡ Meeting You ♡

☆ they had arrived in the circus a bit before you did, so this was their first experience with a new person here

☆ you had bumped into them, causing their slightly loose arms to fall off

☆ naturally they were a tad resentful, annoyed that they had to get Ragatha to help put their arms back on while Caine gave you a tour

☆ but oddly (and annoyingly) enough, you seemed to be fonder of them, sticking to them during the adventure.

☆ the adventure, an indoor one, was a simple paintball fight, with Gloinks running around for some reason

☆ they didn’t exactly mind you following them, tolerating you more since there was already a shared disliking for Jax. 

☆ You both targeted him the WHOLEEE time

☆ your clumsy ass DID somehow shoot them and yourself at multiple points, somehow, but it was fun

☆ you guys still got hit hard, but it was funny whenever you hit him

☆ after that, you two did stick together a bit more, and they eventually didn’t exactly mind how clumsy you were

☆ despite how closed off they were, they opened up to you more as time went on, considering you their best friend

♡ Developed Feelings ♡

☆they were in COMPLETE denial

☆ to be fair who wouldn’t 

☆ you’re their BEST FRIEND, there’s no way they like you like THAT…right?

☆ spoilers: wrong!1!1!1!1

☆They were head over heels

☆Literally. You had them so distracted at one point, they tripped and their head fell just aHEAD (lmao I’m so funny/j) of their feet

☆ you helped them, of course, and they were HELLA flustered

☆ bright red and everything, but considering their head is pink it wasn’t that noticeable 

☆But still, you holding their face was definitely a memory for them

☆ They definitely clung to you a bit more often, making sure you were okay during the adventures and all that

☆ And protecting you from Jax!!

☆ they were still really affectionate, but more so by doing stuff for you 

☆Once Jax found out he definitely made a TON of fun of them for it too

☆ He even told you they liked you once, just to see your reaction

☆ Yes, that gave your also down bad self a LOTTT of hope, but it was Jax, so no way you would believe that.

♡ Confessing ♡

☆it took a LOT of pestering from Jax and a lot of encouragement from Pomni and Gangle for them to confess

☆ For putting up such a rough exterior they got VERY anxious about this

☆ how it happened was this

☆ Before an adventure, they asked you to meet them at their room after it ended

☆ to which you agreed,  couldn’t be that bad

☆ During the adventure you did notice they were a lot more…anxious? Fidgety? You were worried for them, that was the only thing you knew

☆ you tried to ask them if something was wrong, but they pushed you away

☆ they also were avoiding you too, so something was definitely up

☆After the adventure, you met them at their room as they asked

☆ They were there, along with gangle and Pomni down the hall watching, just in case!

☆ they took a few deep breaths when you arrived, calming themself down as they began to speak

☆ it took a bit of stalling, but then they blurted it out.

☆ and to their surprise…you reciprocated!!

♡ Dating ♡

☆ it was almost immediately you suggested dating, and they agreed of course

☆ I don’t see them being very touchy, but if you wanted some physical affection, they’re happy to oblige

☆ they DEFINITELY like giving words of affirmation or acts of service

☆ like they enjoy protecting you from Jax’s teasing

☆ said teasing was a LOTTT more prominent now too, since you and the “oh so mean” Zooble were dating

☆They also compliment you a lot after adventures, even as they stopped going to them

☆ you convinced them to go to a few though!! 

☆ spending time with each other was both of you two’s favorite thing

☆ You also helped them pick out parts each morning, since you stayed in their room, cuddling or not it was nice to be around them

☆They had a big bed, so if neither of you wanted to snuggle, it’d be fine

☆ occasionally, you may get into small fights over the adventures, but they were never too big

☆you also gave them small cheek kisses every now and then, since they didn’t exactly have lips to kiss with

☆ Those were the main reason they went on adventures, to be honest

☆ They also felt more confident with the pieces you picked for them, they felt more special knowing you thought of them when you saw them

☆ They also definitely lent you a piece or two, even if you didn’t have much use for them, sometimes they had fun accessories in there you liked

☆ You also convinced Caine to give you a few of new pieces to give Zooble every now and then

☆ they did the same for you, just getting you more accessories 

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A/N: okay that’s itttt!!! Sorry if they were kinda lazy towards the end, I’m tired

[collegetennisoriginstory]

Allie!!! You have outdone yourself with this update once more (as per usual <3)! This update was beefy and there were so many cute scenes!! I've been playing and replaying the game on and off for the past few days because it's just so gosh darn cute!!! Spoilers for some scenes below, so reader beware! I especially really enjoyed the fall festival with the Haynes squad. As much as I love tension and drama, I think I also just really enjoy scenes where the characters get to goof off and have fun together; it's just so wholesome and sweet! I also have to shout-out the little running/impromptu swim date with Rayyan. When I tell you that scene got me kicking my feet and giggling like a teenager with a crush again!!! The dialogue option where MC only acquiesces because it's Rayyan asking is especially endearing. It feels like a nice callback to that one off-hand comment Felix makes if MC wins the unofficial Devil's Dozen with Rayyan, about how they can't believe Rayyan would be willing to participate at all, let alone actually win. I like the theme being set up that MC and Rayyan push each other to do things they wouldn't otherwise do without the other person encouraging/egging them on!

Also speaking of Felix, I was not expecting to like them so much, and yet here we are!! My MC (her name's Rosa!) has been pretty neutral about Felix thus far - she's nice to them bcs she's nice to everyone, but she's a bit wary around them bcs she and Tobin are close, plus the rest of the team doesn't seem to like them very much and she's pretty easily persuaded. I really only tried the Felix doubles route out of curiosity (I really can't see Rosa making this decision herself without divine intervention on my part) and now I'm a little upset because it's actually kind of wholesome?? The free coffee and world-weary quips got to me, I won't lie. I also think these two honestly make for a rather comical sight as partners. Picture Batman and Elle Woods playing tennis and hanging out together - that's essentially the vibe I'm getting from Felix and Rosa. They're getting along, but everyone is baffled. I can't help but wonder how Felix is feeling about this whole thing. This whole experience has solidified the idea in Rosa's head that Felix is friend-shaped, so I hope they're ready to deal with the consequences of their actions! You have unintentionally acquired a friend now Felix - and she will ask if she can paint your nails, try to foist off her baking experiments onto you ("...You do remember that I work at a café, right?" "Okay, but does your café sell cookies with chili paste in it? Didn't think so! Hey, don't give me that look, they're good, I swear!!"), and will insist on chatting for like at least 10 minutes everytime she visits the café unless you tell her you're busy. Your fate is sealed now, frowny-man (gender neutral)!!! 😠

Excuse me this comment gave me life!!!

Obviously a lot of spoilers so please look away guys, but THIS MADE ME SQUEAL AND GIGGLE SO MANY TIMES especially imagining your MC and Felix getting along. The cafe baking and the little "I am determined to chat at you every time we bump into each other" is truly the most adorable headcanon ever. As is your MC slowly warming to Felix.

I'm also soo glad you liked the little icy dip scene, I've been meaning to write it ever since they went on that run together and it was raised as a possibility...

Sending ya lots of love, thank you for the lovely lovely ask!