#sperts

[duanestudentscadetsunlmtd7]

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[trek-tracks]

I love Ernoy and Sport

[kiruyeen]

I rewatched epithet erased (gonna read the audiobook whenever archive org comes back) and I got an epithet idea so I made a lil gal for it.

personality-wise she's a hikikomori who's an epithet biologist. she feels bad because she feels like she got the job due to being inscribed but she's just... too smart for her own good (and her epithet doesnt really help her job specifically anyway)

anyway the epithet phantom allows her to: phase through walls, temporarily turn invisible, and levitating small objects.

I feel like if she was canon she'd have a few gags where she accidentally scares people and therefore scares herself as well.

[smoothpeanut]

I'm reading this book series where one of the main characters has two monster pets and the other characters are like how tf did you get two horrible monsters to be loyal to you and help you fight. and the MC is like "I literally don't know. If I had a nickel for every friendly monster that showed up at my house I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"

[malbecmusings]

Spert Island, Antarctica

[inkedintothepaper]

Sorry that Turbo is my babygirl. It will continue.

[takeyourdailydoseofcyanide]

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new worlr . ? . nre world

not within not perceing

coming fkt for me . warps

not half a mind

barrly move . listen to tickjng . adheranxe

tagsjust draft

notjing i recgonzie

is this dreamworld whatworld

whoshands whos hands m

neverr recignjze whats. eforr . curse

itis all by means of the mechanixal handss

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hahah hilarious

know impssoibel but am i just not trh hard enoughw ith suicide need to try harder hahaha “life” is not worth “living” dont want to “exist” if i doat all well suppose i must jn some way well no world out therr suitbale this by deisgn at least let out of body wont you pleas ebe bored too much too much from skinsuit mosnter impsotors to white coats to owls to body to everything

paintings have been trying grt me think put curses heh hah think think curses feelel odd today

[denorteanorte]

El diputado Espert volvió a la universidad a aprender

El diputado nacional, José Luis Espert, conocido por sus discursos de odio y agresividad hacia otras personas, fue expulsado por el público de un panel, en el XVII Congreso Internacional de Comunicación Política. El evento se realiza Universidad Católica Argentina (UCA). Con total desubicación, Espert se dirigió al público con un exabrupto. Los propios participantes lo echaron tras el insulto…

[slaskie-portale-internetowe]

Prorektor AWF: jak najwięcej odpowiedzialności za powszechny sport powinno trafiać do samorządów

Według ekspertów II edycji Europejskiego Forum Regionalnego Sportu (EFRS) warto zmniejszyć centralizację w rozdzielaniu funduszy na lokalny sport. Continue reading Prorektor AWF: jak najwięcej odpowiedzialności za powszechny sport powinno trafiać do samorządów

[queenlionelle16]

so i found this strange orange🧡, black 🖤, and white🤍flag with a white scottish dragon on it, i was wondering if someone could help me indentify this for me

[gastronauts]

Can they impress egg-spert Jess Ross?

Watch the episode now!

[literallyjonathandavis]

Was lwk serving camo Gerard way today, and a lil dd or hesitant alien with the union jack shirt lmao

What is that pose in the second pic bro I look like I'm having stomach cramps 💀

Bonus lil therian thingy I did :3 (I just realized the tail looks like I'm sperting shit out of my thigh ,or am I delusional?)

Also @selfryed @rats4brainzzz yo check it out I look like yo manz 👅

the in utero vinyl is a paid actress btw

[yinandyang1]

Again I have another idea about TFA and the military title prime thing and the actual Primes (Thirteen/Optimus) getting reincarnated but mixed with the Titan aus and Unicron as Earth just imagine being Megatron and having to team up with the "tiny" Prime not knowing about the whole reincarnation thing and all the sudden the tiny prime transformes into him original form witch is a titan and carefully makes himself small enough to do the job and makes sure no being would utter a word about it.

It be like your friend or sibling being smaller than you then getting a huge ass growth spert the next day.

[yanpoetry]

How to Keep Me (An Ideal Livining Situation Guide for My Yandere) @maternalyanlife

If you want to keep me, really keep me, here’s what you need to do:

I should be in a basement cabin, miles from town, so even if I escape, there’s nowhere to go. No windows, no clocks - I should have no sense of time. You control that. Tell me it’s morning when it’s night, tell me I was asleep for days when it was just hours. There should be one-way mirrors and cameras - I should never know if I’m being watched. Multiple doors leading in so I never know where you’ll come from. If I try to run, it should be impossible to predict the right exit. If I get violent, this keeps you safe.

I need to be restrained at all times. One hand cuffed to the bed, the other free to reach out and touch you. When I need to eat or use the bathroom, you guide me. I should eat from your hands - not because I’m an animal, but because I’m yours, and I don’t need that kind of independence. I want physical contact always - when you cook, when we sit, when I sleep. If you need to stand, you should keep at least one hand on me. When I interact with other Darlings - only the ones as obedient as me - you should press your weight onto me so I never forget you're there.

I don’t want a schedule. I don’t want obligations. I gave up my freedom for comfort, and I don’t want it back in any form. The world outside isn't mine anymore. No news, no outside input - you filter everything. The movies I watch, the music I hear, the things I read, it all comes from you.

If you have to leave for work or anything else, I should not be conscious for it. Sedate me. Ideally, do it without me knowing - put it in my food. I should wake up and see you like you never left. I can’t stand being awake without you here.

I don’t want variety in you. Same outfit. Same perfume. There should be a closet blocking the door, and inside it, just copies of the same outfit. I shouldn’t be able to tell how much time has passed. If I escape, the weight on my ankles and wrists should slow me down. Padlocked so I can’t take them off. A shock collar if I say something I shouldn’t.

But the shock collar is not for tantrums. If I’m upset and you shock me, I’ll resent you. You need to coo at me, soothe me. You need to see me as a scared, confused animal if I try to escape or lash out. There might come a time where I actually do want to escape, but it’s not real- it’s just me being upset. You just need to hold me down until I calm down again.

If I get mad and break things, you don’t punish me - you coo at me, like I’m a child who doesn’t know any better. If I lash out, you restrain me gently. Hold my wrists, pin me down. If I fight, lick my face until I submit. It’s not about hurting me - it’s about calming me down.

I don’t speak unless spoken to. If I want to say something, I write it down and you read it when you're ready. The only exception to this being when I spert out that I love you, or if im getting desperate for your contact. And I always look at you. You are everything to me.

You don’t need to manipulate me - I want you to. If I say I don’t like something, you say, "Yes, you do." And I’ll believe you, because you never lied to me and you never have before. I’m not separate from you - I’m an extension of you. "This is how we feel, sweetheart." "Sweetie when have I ever hurt you?"

There is no freedom, only comfort. I belong to you. Forever.

[sensei-venus]

Spit On Me- Poly!Cobra Gang/Chubby!Reader

(Unedited) (Spit Kink, Cum Play, Oral Sex/Blow Jobs, Rough BJ, Face Slapping)

Reader could hardly think after so many rounds of pure debauchery took place. If felt like it had been going on for hours now. Round after round with every one of the boys. All of them using her face and as they pleased. Using her mouth and soft cheeks to get off to.

Tommy had long since pulled her top off and yanked her bra off. It laid somewhere in the hectic basement. Discard on the floor with the rest of her clothes, along with some of the boys shirts. Tommy was the one to take all of her clothes off after a few good rounds of using her mouth. Growing board of watching the other boys take their turns with their hot girlfriend. He pulled off every art I of her clothing before settling on her tits for the night. Lapping and sucking on the soft flesh of her breasts.

He giggled to himself as Reader whimpered from above him. His teeth softly bit into her hard nipple, just enough to send a jolt of pain up her spin. She moaned around Ducth who just chuckled. Grabbing a fist full of her hair and using her mouth to his heart's content. It was his third turn using her mouth, his dick slowly started to sputter. Just another round of two and he would be completely done. The girl was on her own slow descent, her jaw aching and she had long since lost her ability to breathe right. Dutch’s dick left little room to breathe.

Her eyes dripped with fat wet tears that fell down her cheeks.

Tommy sucked harder around one of her nipples as she gagged around the fat dick in her mouth once more. It hit the back of her throat just right to make her eyes cross a little and her mind go blank.

“Fuck! Babe I'm going to cum again! Better open that mouth up real wide for me!”

He gagged her a few more times, her poor thoat bubbled with nasty wet garggles. Spit bubbles out of the corners of her lips. She tried her best to suck him but only a dribble of cloudy white spilled from around his shaft with every new thrust. Seconds later he rips himself from her lips and starts to jerk himself.

Violently the bleached blonde strokes at himself. His eyes are trained on his girlfriend's face the whole time, only glancing down to watch Tommy work at her tits. He pops off one with a pop and starts to suck on her other nipple.

Seconds later he takes notice of the other guys around him. All of them joining him to around the girl, looming over her kneeling figure. He smirks as he watches them, tugging at their own hard cocks. All of them fanning around the girl and placing their dicks right in front of her face.

With one final tug Dutch is gaining and busting his load all over her face. The other are soon to follow. Reader lets out a small gasp as her face is splattered with hot cum. It lands all over her face in large sperts. Thick layers of it fall over her open lips, over her cheeks and eyes. Some of it even lands on her forehead and hair making her whine. It spills through her lashes making her whimper.

“Stupid bitch, covered in our fat loads and still winning.”

Her brain is on over load as she gets to live in the moment. She's covered in multiple loads from four of her five boyfriends. It's sliding down her nose and cheeks, cascading down her chin and neck. It even goes down to her fat tits where Tommy is quick to lick it up. She feels hot all over, her eyes fluttering open looking up at them. Trying her very best to finally breathe again.

“Dont worry. We can give you something to whimper and bitch. Filthy covered in cum. You know what might help, this.” she hears it before she can actually feel it. The thick sound of lungs and wetness fills the room. It echo a around before she almost spins back on her knees. Dutch fingers and strong hand keep her still as a new thick liquid hits her face.

It's several different times in the matter of seconds that she feels the new sensation on her skin. A mix of warm and cool cover her face in the old liquid. It takes her a moment to understand what they where doing.

They where spitting all over her face.

She moans out as she feels it layer her skin, thick fingers dig into her jaw. Keeping her still as they work on their assault. She wants to say it's gross, that it's some of the most nastiest shit they have done.

But deep down she can’t come out and say it. Because deep down, she likes it. She should hate it like any sane person should. Being spit on was low of the low and one of the grossest things that could happen to someone.

But Reader was liking it a little to much.

A second later she cries out as something hits her in the face.

It’s not hard enough to actually hurt her but it does leave a wet pop on her skin. She’s more in shock then in pain. She realizes a second later that it’s Jimmy who just popped her in the cheek. A moment later she feels Dutch move his hand from her jaw to do the same thing. He’s a bit rougher as she slaps her in the mouth. His fingers digging into her mouth just a little bit. Reader moans at the pain and another slap is made from another direction. Dutch plays with her wide tongue for a minute, playing with the wet mess he helped make in her mouth. He drags his digits from her mouth, running a thumb over her tongue.

She wants to suck at the thick finger but he doesn’t give her a chance.

More fingers join his as they help to rub the mixed fluids all over her face. Making patters with the liquids. Mixing them with their fingertips and drawing on her skin with the thick mix. Her eyes are barely open, watching them from cracked eyelids.

Someone scoops up a finger full of spit and taps it against her lips. Another hand rubs the spit and cum right into her skin making her even more a mess. She moans at the feeling, the hand working it into her warm flush. Her skin glistened with the milky-colored fluid. The light overhead is perfect.

Another slap to the face followed by a “Who’s our good little bitch huh?”

“M-me….”

-Slap-

-Slap-

-Slap-

After a few minutes the slaps stop and the fingers and hands leave her face. She doesn't want to open her eyes again. Too much spit and cum covers her lashes and eyelids. Lightly she flinches back a little when something wet and soft moves across her eyes. It's slightly warm and rough, wet with water that slightly trickles over her lightly abused face. She figures its a wet rag as its dragged over her skin.

It cleans off most of the is left on her face from the boy's earlier actions. Tommy has backed off and no longer fondle her sore breasts. The room is quiet except for soft breathing which she can barely hear. Her ears are deaf to the sounds of the room.

Soft lips press into her sore left cheek, lightly and so gently. She sighs as she slowly starts to relax. A new set of lips join in the actions as they meet the right side of her neck and trail up to her ear. Light nibbles on the bottom of her ear get her attention.

Her eyes open fully and finds Bobby on her left and Johnny on her right. Blond hair fills one side of her vision while the other is caught off guard by chestnut brown. Bobby's hair tickles her making her lightly laugh. Her voice still weary from Dutch’s dick being shoved down her throat.

Looking around she finds Jimmy passed out on a near by couch, Tommy beside him in a similar state. Reader can only guess that Dutch ran off to take a quick shower.

“You did so good for us honey. Sorry Ducth kinda got a little rough there.”

“Yeah, but it was so hot babe. Seeing you covered in our spit and cum like that. You liked it didn't you? We could tell.” Johnny chucked next to her ear. His blue eyes looked into hers. Her cheeks started to get a little warm at his tone.

Johnny liked it, he really liked it she could tell by the look on his face.

He chewed on his bottom lip, his cheeks and chest going a pink hue. That was always a dead ringer on how the blond was feeling.

Bobby's ears were starting to change to a nice red. The very tips went crimson under his fluffy locks. He was just as bad as Johnny with their body giving them away. She wanted to giggle but all she could do was nod. The way they acted was like they got caught doing something overly naughty. Something that never happens often for the big bad cobra boys.

They definitely didn't think things over before trying it that night. But it was clear that they all enjoyed the new experience.

Reader couldn't say she didn't like it either.



[rae-raewrites]

I got a thing for ya! :D also welcome!! It’s nice to meet you!!

How about.. the riddler and scarecrow jealous hc’s? I’m a sucker for those, they’re always so juicy with alittle angst and showing their vulnerability just a taaaaad bit :3

Ah! Thank you! Also ya angsty boys are best boys. Also I did see you wanted it for the Arkham boys. Ah yes the most vicious of them all.

Riddler and scarecrow jealous hc’s

Oh boy.

Edward is a very jealous man in every sense of the word.

Now mind you it’s not just someone being nice to you or something small like that,it’s routinely behavior he picks up on.

He doesn’t realize at first what he’s experiencing but he knows his ego is being threatened and that simply won’t do!

Hey you know that thing you REALLY wanted but couldn’t get and it was to expensive and he told you it would be a waste of his lawsuit money? Oh my look what arrived in the mail!

It’s even worse when it one of the other rouges.

Harvey eying you? Cobblepot making a flirty remark making you blush a little? He starts intentionally screwing with their operations under the guise of another masterminded plot he’s been cooking up.

Of course while it’s in front of said person making him jealous he’s a lot more touchy.

And a hell of a lot more PDA.

I genuinely don’t think he could actually take it out on you. You’re not the problem everyone else is to him.

Eventually you ask why he’s been so much more lovey than normal and he finally cracks.

“B-because! I’m Gotham’s premier genius! And I’m here competing for your attention like some puppy dog!

Of course you quell his little jealous spert immediately when you give him a peck on the cheek. Poor boy goes red in the face.

Just make sure you’re frequently reassuring him he’s the best. Kisses help a lot too

Scarecrow

I think it would be foolish to assume that Jonathan’s origins from the south would stop any sort jealousy from bubbling up and then acting out on it.

Unlike most of the rouges he has the ability to recognize he’s jealous but the master of fear is not immune from human emotion though he’ll try to tell you otherwise

However his younger years taught him to keep what he has close. That includes you.

Who he gets jealous at is a completely different story.

The other rouges are of course on the table of course but if we’re talking one if his assistants Well…..

I mean he needs new test subjects anyways? What’s the harm in putting some fear in those who seek to be a nuisance?

If it’s among the lines of Harley or cobblepot? The psychological approach works well. Scaring them with small little words all while keeping you nice and close.

Of course when you realize the problem you better be practically smothering him in affection.

All the kisses for him.

“My Dear i am practically forced to admit it but I’m extremely fond of you. However I do not appreciate others trying to steal you away.”

If you really wanna ram your way back into his heart may i suggest some Edgar Allen poe? Or perhaps for the romantic mood phantom of the opera?