#spinal.txt

[parksbornyuri]

just fed a man a fish, his ass gonna be so hungry tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[parksbornyuri]

doing my FULL NAME that NO ONE CALLS ME because it has more letters

s - smokey eyes ~ lincoln

y - you can be mean ~ indigo de souza

d - debt collector - jhariah

n - no. 1 party anthem ~ arctic monkeys

e - easy on you ~ sir chloe

y - you know what they do to guys like us in prison ~ mcr

i couldve done this like 500 times over w my name i have such good taste in music

edit i forgot youre supposed to tag people in these things @thepikachusorcerer @viewfinder-chernobyl @spider-shoes @sunsplatteredfeathers hello my freinds

MOOT / TAG GAME !

mission— spell your real name / name you use on tumblr with songs you like >< ready, set, go !

m — my love, mine all mine (mitski)

i — i love you, i’m sorry (gracie abrams)

c — coraline (lyn lapid)

k — killshot (magdalena bay)

i — i know you (faye webster)

e — either way (ive)

tagging— @puma-riki @flwrstqr @liwinly @woniefication @lilificationn @stvrriki @okwonyo + anyone else who wants to join !

[parksbornyuri]

TORCHWOOD.

[parksbornyuri]

put his ass back in the timeloop

[parksbornyuri]

kinda you core

Hi syd. Why on May 23 2023 were you sending me the Pythagorean theorem

[parksbornyuri]

gillion tidestrider would find out what being gender fluid means and hed be like “by the gods… even my gender can be wet… we truly are blessed” and jay is like “gill it doesnt mean your gender is wet- it just means you could be a girl one day and a boy the next. or you can be anything any day!” and gill grabs her shoulders and looks into her eyes with the most dead serious look shes ever seen on him and says “jay i can be not only the wettest man alive.. i can also be the wettest WOMAN OR OTHER alive.”

[parksbornyuri]

just realized how insane the tumblr discourse gotta be in the truman show universe holy shit

[parksbornyuri]

if i won the lottery i would start a gimmick blog called i buy people things and then i would search for people posting shit like “man i really wish a i could buy this cool pen” and i would send it to them

[parksbornyuri]

i have a note in my notes app for stupid gay quotes from my stupid gay shows and i saw this one and i am now in tears

“i love you”

“dont.”

[parksbornyuri]

i bet anyone any amount of money connoreatspants gets mysteriously banned on twitter tonight

[parksbornyuri]

call me a mischievous potion brewing witch. because i love stirring the pot

[parksbornyuri]

my mom has been rewatching the harry potter movies (voted red) and like. i was obsessed with these books when i was 9 years old. but i realize now how shit this writing is

[parksbornyuri]

genuinely nothing funnier in this world to me than this image

i am always saying this ^

[parksbornyuri]

how we feeling slimecicle nation

[parksbornyuri]

i love this post because even if it wasnt a guy trying to be homophobic. this man is a depressed alcoholic in several interations. that healing factor isnt doing shit

[parksbornyuri]

WHY DID HE LAUGH LJKE THAT AT BEING ASKED IF HES THE ANTICHRIST. MOST “I AM THE ANTICHRIST” LAUGH OF ALL TIME