#spinny roach

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Sometimes randomly, my brain is just

Spinny roach is cool. I like spinny roach. It is there spinning in my brain when other people do not like my lack of interest to.. other 'important' things.

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drummer Roach

drummer Roach who has ADHD and learned to play the drums in high school to get out some of his excessive energy

drummer Roach who’s really fucking good and knows it

drummer Roach who gets one of those smaller electric sets to keep in one corner of his room

drummer Roach who puts on his headphones and pours his heart out into his drum set after hard days and rough missions

drummer Roach who loves learning difficult runs and fills, feeling his hands fly across the instrument and sound fill the small room (with terrible acoustics)

(drummer Roach’s boyfriends, Ghost and Soap, walking in on him playing and watching in awe until he’s finished)

drummer Roach who always has his sticks on him to drum on random stuff when he’s bored, including but not limited to: tables, chairs, his own shoe if it’s propped up, guns, crates, lunch trays, the top of Laswell’s laptop, Ghost’s shoulder during boring debriefs, Soap’s head if he’s being obnoxious, Gaz’s hat whenever it’s in reach, Price’s arm if the captain has the misfortune of being seated next to Roach on transports

drummer Roach learning all these complex spinny moves for his sticks, because apparently regular playing wasn’t exciting enough

drummer Roach being ambidextrous because he’s so good at controlling each of his hands/ arms

just!! drummer!! Roach!!

[e-the-hybrid-freak]

*sits in the snow spinning a robo roach using his solver* little roach goes spinny spinney :3 *eats the roach* oh hey

"Hey. Does the roach taste good?"

[chrisevanslovesposts]

After the storm

Harper walked into the barn and Ty was cleaning out one of the horses stall's.

"Hey." Harper said opening Maddox stall and clipping his lead on him.

"Hey." Ty said in a a moody tone.

"Wake up on the wrong side of bed?" Harper asked as she walked Maddox out of the barn. Ty didn't answer he just rolled his eyes. Harper smiled as she tied Maddox lead to the hitching post in front of the barn. She grabbed a pitch fork and a wheel barrel. She started cleaning his stall out. Once finished she laid down new hay then went and dumbed the wheel barrel. She put Maddox back in his stall before walking out of the barn to see Soraya, Amy's friend, and Amy hugging.

 "Hey, Harper." Soraya waved and Harper gave her a smile.

"Hi... hey, grandpa can I barrow your truck to go into town?" Harper asked

"Yeah, keys are hanging up in the house." Grandpa said

 "Thanks." Harper smiled going and grabbing the key's. She drove to town and went to Maggie's.

"Can I get a coffee?" Harper asked the waitress.

 "Sure thing." The waitress and started making her coffee.

"Harper, hey." Harper heard behind her making her turn in the spinny chair.

"Theodore, hey. What are you doing here?" Harper smiled

"Getting coffee, what about you?" He asked as he sat down beside her.

"Same." Harper said just as the waitress set coffee in front of her.

"Right in time." Harper smiled taking a sip.

"What can I get you?" The waitress asked Theodore.

"Coffee." He told her taking off his hat and setting it on the bar beside him. 

"Alright." The waitress said and started his coffee.

".... What are you doing after this?" Theodore asked

"Uh, I don't know yet. Why?" Harper smiled

"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to hang out?" Theodore asked

"Mm. Sure if something doesn't come up." Harper said. They talked for a while before Lou walked in.

"Hey, Harp. Can I borrow grandpa truck?" Lou asked

"Uh, yeah. How did you get here?" Harper asked

"Soraya and Amy were coming into town." Lou said looking between Theodore and Harper. "Okay, uhhh, can you take me back home after your done with whatever your doing?" Harper asked

"I can take you home" Theodore spoke up.

"Yeah, your boyfriend can take you. Let him meet grandpa. See ya." Lou said then walked out as Harper flushed red.

"Sorry... about her. She uh, well she's Lou. That's my older sister." Harper smiled.

"Thanks for offering to take me home.... Hey, when we get there you wanna go for a ride?" Harper asked wanting to spend more time with him.

"Yeah, it's actually great my horse in my trailer on the back of my truck." Theodore chuckled.

"The nice what there name?" Harper asked

"Uh, her name is Serenity." Theodore smiled.

"That's such a pretty name, wanna go now?" Harper asked

"Yeah." Theodore smiled and they stood up both getting in his truck.  

Harper gave him directions before pulling up and stopping in front of the house. 

"Alright come on." Harper smiled and they went to the barn and got Maddox out.

"This is Maddox." Harper said as they walked out of the barn.

Theodore smiled as they walked over to the trailer and got Serenity out.

"Wow she beautiful." Harper said

"Yes she is." Theodore said as he patted her side.

Harper turned when she heard a car and saw a black car come racing down the dirt road.

Mrs. Roach went racing towards the house.

"Hey, Mrs, Roach, what can I do for ya?" Harper asked as she handed Theodore, Maddox lead walking up the steps.

"Your sister lied to me." Mrs. Roach said before walking into the house.

Harper turned to Theodore, she looked back at the door before walking back over to him.

"Family drama. Mind if we tie them to the hitching post for a minute." Harper asked

"No, it's fine." Theodore smiled.

They went and tied them to hitching post before Harper poked her head into the barn.

"Ty, keep on the two horse's out. One's Maddox and the other is a friend of mines horse. Don't let anything happen." Harper gave him a look as he nodded his head.

They walked into the house to see Mrs. Roach talking to Lou and Amy.

"Listen Lou, I knew your mother, and I had great respect for her, but I think you are making a living trading on Marion's reputation. Only thing is, you don't have the experience to deal with the problems you promise to treat." Mrs. Roach told them.

"That is not fair." Amy said

"Mrs. Roach give Amy a second chance, it wasn't her fault." Harper said and they all turned to her then looked at Theodore who stood behind her.

"Now, hold on. Amy was doing a fabulous job." Lou said

"I knew he wasn't ready to go." Amy said

"You knew?" Mrs. Roach asked

"It was my fault, actually. Swallow should never have left. Now, please just bring him back and we can continue his treatment." Lou said

"No, I'm sorry. Val Stanton has kindly offered to have one of her trainers work with him." Mrs. Roach told them.

"That is so wrong. Briar Ridges methods won't work on a horse like Swallow." Amy said

"Mrs. Roach don't do this to Swallow. Let him get the right treatment." Harper said

"Amy, Lou, Harper, I like you girls, but I think you are in way over your heads here." Mrs. Roach said before turning to walk out.

"No, Mrs. Roach. that's not fair, com-." Lou put her hand on Harper arm to stop her from talking.

They all walked outside watching Mrs. Roach drive away.

"How could you let Swallow go? You knew he wasn't ready." Amy asked Ty who was walking by as she walked down the fence.

"Hey, what do I know? I'm just a hired hand, right?" Ty said walking away

Amy looked back at Lou who went back inside.

"Well, still willing to go for a ride?" Harper asked Theodore

"Yeah." Theodore flashed a big smile.

They walked over to the horse's and untied them. They got on them and then rode into the field. Theodore and Harper talked about everything they could think of. It ranged from talking about family to talking about their favorite color. Once they got back Theodore put Serenity back in the trailer and Harper put Maddox back in his stall.

"Hey, you wanna stay for dinner?" Harper asked

"Oh, well, I don't want to be a burden." Theodore shook his head.

"Your not, come on." Harper said grabbing his hand and pulling him in the house.

"Alright hat and Jacket here." Harper said taking her hat off and put it on the rack.

They walked farther in to see everyone walking into the dinner room to sit at the table.

"Ahem, everyone this is Theodore Grant. A friend of mine... he's staying for dinner." Harper said when they walked in.

Theodore flashed a charming smile before him and Harper sat down. They passed around the food while everyone stayed quite.

"What's this suppose to be?" Mallory asked after everyone filled their plate up.

"Shepard pie. Lou's version." Jack said

"Taste more like something the Shepard stepped in." Mallory said and Ty chuckled.

"No rudeness at the table. Or someone will eat in her own home, where she belongs." Jack told her and she looked down at her food, making him smile.

"So Soraya tells me she wants to start competing again." Jack said

"Yeah, she wants me to train with her." Amy said

"I think that's a good idea. You should think about that." Jack smiled as Lou came in and sat down.

"I don't know." Amy said

"That was Lucy Green, Whispie's owner. She's cancelled." Lou said as Amy raised her eyes brows in not a bit of surprise.

"Word travels fast." Amy said.

"But some good news. A Mr. Garcia called. He's got a horse that won't let anyone saddle him. I gave him a quote and apparently-." Lou said

"You gave him a quote?" Amy asked

"He asked for one. It usually takes you about a week so I based it on that." Lou said.

"It could take a week. It could take a month. I don't know until I've seen the horse. Just tell him the quote can't stand." Amy said.

"I can't do that, Amy. Its not professional. We should have rates and stick to them. Everyone else does." Lou said.

"We're not like everyone else." Amy said

"Look, stop. Both of you." Jack said as Amy stood up and walked out.

"There is a way to work this out." Jack called after her.

"Maybe intense family therapy." Mallory said as Harper just gave her a look.

Jack stood up and walked after Amy.

"Well since everyone's leaving." Harper said standing up, Theodore stood up too.

"Uh, nice meeting you all." He cleared his throat setting his napkin down at the table.

They walked out walking past Jack and Amy as they walked to his truck.

"I'm really sorry. Lately it hasn't been the best place around here." Harper apologize

"It's fine, honesty. As long as I'm around you." Theodore said as Harper smiled

Theodore kissed her cheek before getting in his truck

He pulled out and drove off and Harper went to the barn.

The next day

Harper was helping Jack with hay bales when they heard Spartan and turned to see Amy trying to get him in the trailer. He started jumping up and Harper set the hay bale in her hand down and ran over along with Ty and Jack. They stopped when he started kicking his hind legs.

"Amy, go easy!" Jack yelled.

"You're okay." Amy said backing him away a little bit making him calm down.

"Amy! You gotta be more careful, that horse could have killed you." Lou said after she ran over.

"It's ok..... relax." Amy said

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Harper walked into the kitchen just as Jack spoke.

"I'm going to Maggie's, does anybody need anything?" He asked setting his coffee down.

"Nope." Lou said

"Can I go with you?" Harper asked

"Sure." Jack said then they left.

They got in the truck but before they left they stopped by where Ty and Amy where standing with Spartan.

"Ty, can I have a word?" Jack asked getting out of the truck

Harper got out of the truck as Ty walked over to Jack. Harper walked over to Amy and Spartan and she patted Spartans back.

"How's he doing?" Harper asked

"Better. We're gonna try to get him in the trailer by opening the side door. So he doesn't feel so trapped." Amy said

"Smart." Harper told her

"Ty came up with it." Harper said as they looked over at Ty and Grandpa and grandpa was definitely getting him in trouble. Jack got in the truck and Harper got in the passenger side and they drove to town.

They went to Maggie's and went sat down at the bar.

"Hey, Jack. How goes it?" Soraya mother, Maggie, asked as Jack ate his pie that he order not to long ago.

"Pretty bare." Jack chuckled

"Hey, Mags, Can I get a slice of pie too?" Harper and Maggie smiled at her

"Yeah, sure thing." Maggie said having one of the waitresses get Harper a pie.

"That's good. That's good." Maggie said before just staring off in space

"So, what's in your mind?" Jack asked

"Nothing." Maggie said

"No. Come on, Maggie. You're dying to tell me something. It's all over your face." Jack said and Maggie sighed leaning closer to him.

"We'll, I hate to be the bearer of gossip, but I hear a lot of stuff from behind the counter." Maggie whispered as the waitress set Harper pie down.

"I'm sure you do." Jack said

"Val Stanton's been in here spreading rumors about heartland, how's it going down the tube, how without Marion, it doesn't stand a chance, you know that sort of thing. She doing in the nicest possible way, of course. "Oh, what a sweet girl Amy is." Blah blah blah. But people are listening." Maggie said

"Isn't that just like Val? She loves to spread the good cheer around, doesn't she?" Jack said

"Serous, I hate her and her daughter, bitches." Harper said as she stood up from her chair, muttering the last word,  making face as both adults turned to her as she walked away frustrated.

After a while Harper went back and finished her pie then her and Jack got in the truck.

"We have to go by Briar Ridge." Jack told her

"What! Why?" Harper asked

"To set the record straight." Jack said as Harper rolled her eyes shrinking in her seat.

Once there her and Jack got out and they walked into the big barn to find Val. They got to the corner before they saw Val standing by a black horse that was being brushed.

"Well, look who's decided to pay a visit." Val said walking over to them.

"I was just checking out how the other half lives." Jack said making Val laugh.

"How are you doing, Jack? My thought have been with you and your family." Val said as Harper rolled her eyes.

"So I hear." Jack said

"Val...." Mrs. Roach said walking over

"Oh. Jack, Harper you know May Roach." Val said

"Sure do." Harper said crossing her arms.

"Absolutely. We go way back." Jack said

"I hate to complain, but your trainer guy just isn't impressing me much." Mrs. Roach said and Harper smiled.

"Well, he tells me that Swallow's making great progress." Val said

"Not as far as I can see." Mrs. Roach shook her head. 

"These things take time, right?" Val said looking over at Jack and Harper.

"You really should give Amy another chance. Swallow was let go too soon. That was a mistake, plain and simple, but those things happen." Harper told Mrs. Roach who nodded her head.

"Maybe I was too hasty. I'll think about it. I really will. See you, Val." May said before walking off as Jack smiled at Harper.

"Yeah. Take care, May. Harper... are you just trying to steal one of my clients?" Val asked Harper

"No, just a little P.R." Harper nodded her head.

"Ahh." Val nodded her head.

"Can I give you some advice?" Harper asked and Val laughed

"Shoot." Val said

"Stop spreading nasty rumors about heartland, and mind your own business..... besides, it's kind of difficult to sling mud and keep your own hands clean." Harper said as her and Jack walked away. Harper tipped her hat to Val before her and Jack walked out.

Jack laughed and gave Harper a high five once they walked out.

"That was good." Jack said getting into the truck.

They went home and Harper got Maddox ready for a ride as she got on him ready a truck with a trailer attach to it came down the driveway and Lou and Amy walked over to the talk to the person. Harper rode Maddox over before getting off him.

"Is she around?" The guy asked

"She is. Um, I mean-, I'm her. I'm Amy." Amy said

"You're...? Wow. You're younger than I thought you would be. I'm sorry. That's probably exactly what you want to hear." The guy said getting out of his truck as Amy chuckled

"Not quite." Amy said and it was awkward silence for a moment.

"I heard a lot of good things about you, that you're good with horses." The guy said

"She's amazing, actually." Lou added

"Scott Cardinal, the vet..." The guy said

"He's our vet too." Lou smiled

"He's a good friend of mine. He couldn't say enough about you either. So, I thought I'd come over. My horse, Star, he's having some problems with dogs." The guy said as Lou checked him out.

"With dogs?" Amy asked

"Yeah, it started at the provincials. He got spooked right at the last minute by a big golden retriever, and now all he has to do is hear barking, and he goes all crazy."

"Well, um.. I can't make any promises, of course, but I'd love to work with you- with... I'd love to work with him, see how it goes."

"Great. I'll get him out of the trailer."

"Yeah, great, let's go." Amy said and they started walking to the back of his trailer.

"Oh, uh, how does your horse feel about honking geese? Cause we have a couple of those." Lou asked and he turned and smiled at her.

Making her blush and look at the ground. Amy gave her a look as Lou look clueless at her.

"See ya, guys. Nice meeting you, uh what's your name?" Harper asked getting back on Maddox.

"Uh, Nick Hartwell." He said

"Nice to meet you, Nick." Harper said then

Harper squeezed Maddox side and he started to gallop.

After about an hour of riding Harper and Maddox where just walking around. The sun was shining bright on them as Harper looked across the open field when a horse and a guy come riding up the hill. Harper squinted to see who it was and saw Theodore. He stopped his horse looking around before making eye contact with Harper. She smiled and waved at him, which is he did back.

[sillyunicorn]

Ok I went to a fair and rode a very spinny ride called the KRAKEN and I think it rearranged all my organs so here is how I think the OFMD characters would be on this ride:

Ed: Would approach with swagger and gusto but be crying like a baby by the end.

Stede: Would be very nervous going in but have the time of his life be giggling the whole time.

Oluwande: Would take one look and say nope I'm good.

Jim: Would be suspicious but ride it to prove something. White knuckle teeth gritting the whole time.

Frenchie: Thinks it probably runs on witchcraft but has a great time, 10/10 would ride again.

Wee John: Mutters "oh no not good not good" for the first half but ends up having fun.

Roach: Gets dragged on, screams his head off the entire time.

Lucius: Claims he tweaked his back, refuses to ride.

Swede: Chill af, has a grand time.

Buttons: No birds allowed? I'm not getting on

Izzy: Rides out of spite, gets off and murders the operator so no one ever gets him on that death trap again.

Spanish Jackie: Constant stream of curses. Murders the replacement operator for good measure.

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

You remember that episode where the TARDIS ended up in the body of a human woman?

Imagine that but with Roach and Geralt:

-Yenn, being, well Yenn, is traveling with Geralt and Jaskier along the path. Practicing a new spell one day. Only it doesn't hit the intended target, instead heading straight into Roach.

-Geralt is worried about his girl but nothing...looks wrong with her at least. So Yenn and he shrug it off.

-It's late at night, the campfire is almost out and Geralt is the on ground trying to fall asleep when he feels it. Someone...snuggling up to him.

-His eyes snap open and there is a woman with wild brown hair, buck naked with her arms wrapped around him.

-Everyone's confused. Who's this crazy naked woman? And where's Roach?

-As it turns out the spell Yenn was practicing was an attempt to bring an inanimate object to life. But when it hit Roach, it turned her into a human woman.

-Yenn has to focus on trying to fix this while Geralt and Jaskier deal with the now human Roach.

-Turns out, stress quite a talker. Geralt is actually happy to know she listens to everything he tells her. Makes him feel less lonely.

Jaskier: Now that you can talk, exactly why do you only eat my clothing?

Roach: It's tastier. The purple stuff especially. Makes my head feel all spinny.

-Roach is a horse. She was never meant to wear human clothes. But they can't bring her into town with nothing on.

Jaskier: *hands her some of his clothes*

Roach, unsure: *begins to chew on them*

-She ends up wearing one of Geralt's shirts as a dress, marveling at all the things she can do with hands.

-Geralt's happy to get to his horse better while Jaskier finds himself quickly becoming a third wheel (again) as they wait for Yenn to fix this. But...what if Roach doesn't want to go back?

Also:

Geralt: Hey, I've been meaning to ask, you've followed me no matter what. How?

Roach: It's not easy, I can tell you that much.

[one-for-all-bnha]

Bakusquad Headcanons (mainly focused around Sero and Kaminari) I might do a Part 2 later

Okay so all of them (minus Bakugou) seem to be chill but certain things (or all the time) make them suuuper competitive

1. Mall shenanigans, going around and buying things for each other to see who had the best gift feat. An awkward Bakugou Katsuki who has to find something for Mina and he asks subtly

2. Sneaking out of the dorms to get food. It was Sero and Kaminari’s idea, Mina was in it because it was a wonderful night for a walk, Kirishima wanted a Bang energy drink and Bakugou only went along because “Knowing you dumbasses you would get lost before you even get there”

3. Kaminari realizing Bakugou has a soft spot for him feat. The BakuSquad all tell him that he won’t get mad if Kaminari breaks the news. They’ve awakened a demon. Kaminari claims that he has “Special Best Rights” and nobody corrects him but Sero does add “And the fact that you fear no god.” Mina and Kirishima both nod in agreement.

4. Playing Smash at 1am in the lounge room feat. Bakugou sucking miserably because he button mashes and has to whisper yell when he dies. Kirishima ends up teaching him some tricks. Sero ends up being the one who cackles and they are all quiet until they hear footsteps coming down the stairs, Mina stares at them all horrified. “Scatter.” They all run separate ways like roaches. Bakugou ends up hiding in a cabinet. Kaminari hides behind a fake plant, while Kirishima rushes to the bathroom and hides in the shower. Sero is the one who gets caught, Mina ends up hiding out in the kitchen. They have these competitions almost every Saturday because Bakugou refuses to stay up late on school nights.

6. Kitchen mayhem, Bakugou is visiting his mom since his dad is away so the group must fend for themselves. Kaminari ends up setting the kitchen on fire and meanwhile Kirishima is FaceTiming Bakugou when all of it is going down. While Bakugou’s home he feels like his group doesn’t need him so when he sees the chaos feat various screeches of “DEAR GOD PUT IT OUT”

“wHOS GETTING TODOROKI?!”

“God this smells like charred ass” Bakugou smiles and grabs his coat.

“Later old hag.” He heads to the door clearly he’s needed elsewhere. Suddenly feeling bad Kirishima waves his hands.

“It’s okay really we’ve got it. You don’t have to leave I didn’t mean to cut your visit short.”

“Oh please”, Bakugou says. “I’m clearly needed.”

He’s about to open the door when his mom shouts at him. “And where the fuck do you think you’re going?”

“I’m heading back. My dumbass friends have set the kitchen on fire.” He can’t help but allow the smile to fall onto his face.

The anger could wait first he had a Kitchen to save. Because of this incident the Bakusquad aren’t allowed anywhere near the kitchen without Bakugou or somebody else being with them.

7. Kaminari initiates stress relieving cuddles 99% of the time. After a typically stressful day he’ll break into Bakugou’s room and just lay smack down on his bed. Bakugou pretends to be angry but at this point he just texts the group chat named Cracktivities by Sero and tells the squad to “get their asses over” they all end up watching a movie and fall asleep half way through. They’re covered in blankets and Mina ends up bringing snacks that at first Bakugou was against because “I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I FIND ANY CRUMBS IN MY BED ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD” but it holds no heat to it

8. The group all steal Bakugou’s hoodies cause he’s warm at first and it soon turns into all of them sharing clothes whether they mean to or not. One day Mina and Kaminari pass each other in the hallway and both nod before they back up and stare at each other. “Is that my choker?” She asks. Kaminari tried to look down but can’t. “Maybe? Is that my belt?” She stares down at the belt with a lightning bolt on it. “I think so?” Kaminari smiles. “Oh cool, if that’s the case it looks epic on you.” Mina beams. “Same to you! The choker really brings a new level to your outfit!”

10.Group therapy session. Mina paints their nails and Jirou puts on some calming music as they all vent about things that are going on in their lives. Kirishima puts on a face mask and gets Kaminari to do it to. He tries getting Bakugou to do it too by saying “Come on rejuvenating skin is manly bro.” Bakugou just smirks. “Remember my quirk works as a skin care routine in itself.” The rest of the squad wears face masks Sero sighs dramatically. “Oh to have flawless skin without breakouts.” Kaminari takes a cucumber off his face, “Oh to be cursed with natural beauty.” Bakugou doesn’t know how to handle that compliment so he just rolls his eyes and smiles. “Idiots,” he says staring down at Sero who’s dramatically sprawled out on the floor. They all smile at him while Mina corrects him. “Your idiots.” He cant even deny it as a fond look passes over his face. “My idiots.”

11. He has a sixth sense and knows when they are up to something. At one point he walks past Kirishima’s room and hears “Dont tell Bakugou” so naturally he kicks the door open and says “Tell me what.” He ends up looking between Sero and Kaminari only to find that there are kittens everywhere. “No.”

“Oh come on Bakugou, can’t we keep them?”

“Aizawa will kill you for this no.”

“No he won’t he loves cats.”

“Fine, I’ll kill you for this.”

They end up sneaking the kittens into 1-B’s class early before class starts. Kaminari and Sero give a tearful goodbye to each kitten while Bakugou is smirking ruthlessly while trying to keep the cats at bay and make sure they will have everything they need. When Shinsou goes into the classroom to find the kittens first thing in the morning it’s a good day. No kitten was harmed and they all got anonymously adopted by Aizawa. They almost get caught because the trio has to hide them in their school uniforms and on the way to 1-B All Might sees them. Bakugou pushes Sero and Kaminari to keep walking as All Might approaches.

“Good morning Young Bakugou, what’s in your coat?” Before he can answer one of the kittens meow, without missing a beat he turns to face All Might.

“Drugs.” He says and walks off before the hero can ask anything else.

12. I guarantee you at some point when him and Kaminari were sparring and Bakugou held Kaminari’s head down with his hand, Kaminari’s first reaction would be to lick his hand. It takes 0.2 seconds for the instant regret to kick in. Kaminari immediately throws Bakugou off and starts viciously wiping his tongue down. “Ew ew ew ew ew I got it in my mouth yuck.”

It takes a couple of seconds for Bakugou to just realize what the fuck happened and he loses his shit laughing. He follows Kaminari as he makes a mad dash to the kitchen and downs whatever is in the fridge. “Oh my god it burns!!!” He whines and quickly turns on the sink violently rubbing his tongue down in an attempt to get the taste off of his tongue. The Bakusquad ask them what’s wrong but between Bakugou laughing and Kaminari gargling dink water babbling “regrets regrets I have so many regrets” every chance he gets mingled in with a “yucky” or “disgusting, grosss” they have no idea what happened.

Kaminari just decides fuck it He grabs the dish soap and places it on his tongue scrubbing at it so his head is cocked so that he has the best angle to wash his tongue and then makes awkward eye contact with Aizawa who is watching in horror. Kaminari tries to be suave and waves to him “Sup Sensei” and Aizawa looks from Kaminari to where Bakugou is practically wheezing in a spinny chair for him to walk out while muttering “Fuck this class, should’ve retired when I had the chance”

Meanwhile the Bakusquad finally connects the dots as to what happened and join Bakugou in a laughing fit while Kaminari whines with his face pressed to the sink still. “Oh come on you guys it’s not funny.” But they can’t hear him over the sound of all of them laughing. “You’re an idiot what made you think that would work?” Sero asks. Kaminari starts gesturing wildly which only makes them laugh harder “it was a reflex okay?!” Finally when the burning calms down he looks over at Mina who’s googling what happens when you lick nitroglycerin “am I gonna die?”

Jirou suddenly stands beside him and places a consoling hand on his shoulder. “Yes.” And then she leaves causing the group to start snickering again. Kaminari brushes his hands down his tongue saying “Absolutely disgusting” before wiping it onto Bakugou’s arm. He shrieks and jumps out of the chair “What the fuck do you think you’re doing dunce face?!”

“Returning the nitroglycerin I licked ya nasty”

He reaches his hands towards his face. “There seems to be a bit more.”

“KAMINARI NO!”

He licks his hands. The moment Kaminari’s hands touched his tongue he knew he fucked up.

“GODDAMIT!”

He runs back to the sink.

That’s all I can think of so far, if you guys have anything else to add feel free.

[13eyond13]

@roach-spray that makes me want to die, ahahaha like theyre probably spinny rolly chairs, my stupid son is going to crack his skull open if he doesn't calm down

[helloworlddemo1122-yahoopar-blog]

Inside Zendaya's Sophisticated and Chic Shoe Line Launch Party (Exclusive)

When it comes to her brand, Zendaya knows what she wants! 

The 21-year-old actress and fashionista launched her new shoe line, Daya, with her stylist, Law Roach, back in January, with a chic celebration put together by David Tutera -- and now ET's got your first look inside the stylish affair. 

In an exclusive clip from this week's episode of David Tutera's Celebrations, the celebrity event planner unveils the party to Zendaya -- who got "exactly" what she wanted. 

"I've been really nervous about today, because things have been so last minute, but I'm excited because now I can walk Zendaya and Law into the party and they can see all the details and, most importantly, the shoes!" David says in the clip, as the group walks into a stunning black-and-white room filled with elegant embellishments and a wall lined with shoes. 

First stop for Zendaya, of course, was the dance floor. "I walk in and I see these beautiful, drapey white and black curtains everywhere, and chandeliers. That, right away, was like, boom, hit the nail on the head," she shares. 

"David couldn't make the leg wall happen, but we have the girls on this like, spinny thing, and they're all in my shoes and white bodysuits," she continues. "It's clean, sophisticated, but still fun. And that's exactly what we wanted."

See more from inside the party in the video player above. 

David Tutera's Celebrations airs Fridays at 10 p.m. ET/PT on WE tv. 

See more on Zendaya in the video below. 

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Ambidextrous (meaning 'right handed on both sides') people who main the left hand use ambisinstrous (left handed on both sides) instead. It should not mean clumsy 😡 this evil hatred of the left side should stop. This term needs to be reclaimed 😠

Do yall get me?

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Sometimes I just want to have a whip. Like I want to swing it around and hear it casually break the sound barrier. And also look cool.

(Yes, whips break the sound barrier. The tip has much more power than the part you swing, so the whip crack is kind of a sonic boom in a way)

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akajdjskakdj IT'S A GREAT GIF TBF 😂🙌🏻

i swear to god if someone doesn't write an office au where jude walks in on cardan, the roach, and the ghost having a spinny chair contest to see who can spin fastest, with the bomb as the beleaguered judge/babysitter, i will be sad.

jude basically all of twk:

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I am having spinny roach thoughts. No it is not my pain meds.

Your stomach acid is very acidic. Metal and acid makes salt and hydrogen gas.

If you could hypothetically swallow potassium metal without it exploding (because sodium explodes very explosively) then you would still explode because hydrogen gas is very flammable and not meant to be in your stomach. And said reaction makes heat which ignites flammable hydrogen which is why group one explodes in water.

But you would still get an explosion because your saliva would make the potassium react which is very bad for group one metals. Why would you try to swallow it anyways? Just eat banana. Better potassium.

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The spinny roach has occupied my mind again.

I was thinking about Star Wars and thought about the quote "the ability to speak does not make you intelligent"

If animals could speak, how would we know which ones are smart and which ones just say.. stuff? How would we know which ones have judgement we could trust?

Would every common pet still want to be a pet? Would animal rights go forward a step?

But some common pets may not be, well.. intelligent. They would speak, not understanding anything there.

Would it be immoral in that case to have them as pets? Since they can speak but cannot comprehend.

Can humans tell wild animals to not kill them, they are not a threat? Or would the animals not understand that in their head?

Spinny roach made me write a poem what the hell