#spy-dman

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"Homework" -Miles Morales

[alyseofwonderland]

Alyse Watches Turn -a series of live reactions

started watching Turn its stressing me out, people just fucking giving out their names

Jamie Bell being a bit of an idiot

all of it is so like, straight forward and i want them all to realize they need to be way more cloak and dagger

WHY DO THE REBELS HAVE UNIFORMS

old school fighting is so weird, stresses me out

oh my god they just pulled a body out of a barrel of.... what exactly?

Jamie Bell is now a spy for both sides, my idiot son

okay the most brilliant thing just happened. it was at the end of a scene but some guy is just like "WHOSE SHEEP ARE THESE?" and someone just calls out "the dog's mine" idk split my sides

okay am i supposed to be deeply amused by Simcoe because i am

no one can lie for shit and i am stressed

Oh-kay the spy civilization and Washington have shown up and they are relieving my stress

...... and i ship Ben/Caleb

*hyperventilating  oh no, abe and anna are being extra stupid

I see now why Ben is the fan favorite. he is the only one not stressing me

Caleb/Ben is like a true deep love

Abe is my idiot child like i love him but i need him to bring it down 4 notches at minimum

is Simcoe supposed to make me laugh? like every time?

Abe Woodhull "I'm going to do something unwise"

Ben is the least stressful member of this circle jerk. like right now he is just all "I must protect Dad-ington at all costs!"

Boyfriend Walking in from work: “Alyse, why is Scientist 2 from Pacific Rim dressed like that?"

Hewlett he is nerdy and i adore him i like his little thing with Anna right now where he is like "um, yes, hi, you see, you are a female, and i don't really, as the kids say, know any, and i was wondering if you might, on occasion, find time to speak to me, for purposes of speaking" and Anna is just like "am i covered in weird british catnip and no one has told me about?"

Townsend  to Abe "Make like a tree and LEAVE!"

is Abe now making a good impression on Townsend's dad, like a super nerd "i want to dat.... i mean turn your son" dad "permission granted"

i thought i just watched Abe make a good choice... false...Abe made a bad choice

SAD FLUTE MUSIC WHAT THE FUCK is this mother fucker actually just playing the god dman flute i don't want Loki-braid-look-alike and Goth-girl-from-lost-girl as a plot

Anna is just "i have no real idea how i keep doing this and i think i might be cursed"

Mary Woodhull Burner of Books of Men Who Wont Listen to Me, First of her name

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Not my art

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Miles started to come to and he started to see that he was in a some warehouse now. His body ached, weak, almost like all the energy he had earlier evaporated. He could feel the electricity in his body at an all time low, but he could feel his body absorbing more at an enormous rate, almost like it was radiating from some giant battery somewhere. 

He glanced around the room and saw this man standing by this small window. “Oh man... Pete is gonna kill me.” Miles mumbled to himself. “Hi sir, um thanks for not taking off my mask. I should probably go now. Have you seen a large Rhino man goes by the name Rhino and some ugly big guy named Grundy by chance?” He said standing to his feet trying to stand as tall and confident as possible, but was too weak to look as comfortable and confident as he did. 

Wally shuffled, skidding to a halt as a wall came crumbling down directly where he would have been standing. Even more surprising was the giant… Metal man?Wally backtracked, ducking behind a wall to watch the ensuing chaos. How had he gotten here?

He thought back, reminding himself what he had been doing before he ended up in the throes of some kind of turf war. 

He had been with Tahlia, studying the effects of her ‘inter-dimensional transfer device’ on the surrounding area. It had blown up on them, and wally had made a rapid and wreckless move to get the assistant out of the way. He hoped it had worked, cause after that, he had been here.

He ducked as some kind of pole knocked the wall down behind him. Wally turned quickly, watching as some kind of… Super dove into the air, then back down. He glanced over at the two mammoths, only to recognize one of them. Grundy was here? He had been missing for a few months. Dick had been concerned, but Wally had brushed him off. He was certain he had just gone to some swamp to hide out. 

Wally watched as the super shot some kind of blast at the two. Wally skidded into action,pulling the two to the side, ensuring that he tie them up as securely as he could. He couldn’t let Grundy escape, and whoever was with him couldn’t be good news either. He ran back around, leaping up to catch the falling vigilante. 

Whoever he was, he was out cold. Wally tried tapping his cheek, hoping he would just wake up. No luck? Wally glanced up at his surroundings. This was definitely New York, and definitely the location of the laboratory, but there was no lab. Wally froze, his hand drawing to his own face, realizing that he wasn’t wearing his mask. He needed to get somewhere hidden. Before someone with a poorly timed camera showed up.

He glanced at the guy in front of him, recognizing the Spider-man style. But this definitely wasn’t the classic red and blue that he had seen in the League files. And he couldn’t leave him here knocked out cold. He lifted the guy, hurrying off into the nearest vacant building, finding the least shady looking room he could find, and he laid the super on the ground, kneeling over him. 

“Hey, you good?” He reluctantly grabbed at the guys mask. He would hate if someone de-masked him, but he wasn’t sure if the dude could breath under there.He drew his hand away, leaving the mask on and walking to the small window. “This isn’t good.” He didn’t recognize the surrounding areas. It was… less developed. The Stark’s must not have bought the area.

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Sometimes you grow up quick trying to save New York and all.

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*Buzz* *Buzz* I looked down to check my phone. “Dang it... oh hey Pete!” I said answering in the most laid back staying at home voice I can do. “what? no I’m not going after rhino, why would I do that when you told me specifically to stay home and study.” Rhino was on the move and I had to stay on him, what did he expect me to do just sit at home and do nothing? No, The sinister six escaped from Rykers and I’m not a kid anymore, I can help Peter take these guys down. “No, really I’m learning all kinds of things about physics and stuff...” I webbed myself to the roof of the warehouse for a better view. “No that wasn't a web shooter, I dropped my water...” wait... ok so there’s rhino but who is that he’s talking to? I need a better view than this. “ Hey Pete, I gotta go, I got to this really interesting section about Isaac Newtons 3 Laws of physics.” I hung up and zipped through a vent to get a little closer. I reached another vent exit and saw rhino and some big ugly green guy, definitely not one of my big bad’s but still... he does look pretty big and bad. well if he’s with Rhino none of this can be good. “Hmm. can’t hear from here but its a good thing I borrowed one of Pete’s Spider Bots. come here buddy let me know what’s going on.” I dropped the bot through the vent where it landed and crawled to a crate about 5 feet from our mystery guy. 

“The others should be meeting us in times square tomorrow. once we finish up loading these crates then we wait for the signal.” Rhino said, moving the crate into the back of a semi truck.

“Grundy knows plan, Grundy heard plan, Grundy not stupid.” Ok cool so mystery guy’s name is Grundy, but I’ve still never heard that name and with a face like that I’m sure I would've heard that name by now. I have to check out what’s in those crates, maybe they’re just fireworks...

I pryed the vent open and crawled out trying to get as close to that truck as possible. I got to the truck and while they were turning away from me I crawled in and opened a crate. “yikes, those are definitely not fireworks... Project Devils Breathe, huh wonder what these are.” 

“Hey It’s the tiny spider, Grundy help me squash this bug.” 

“Hey Rhino long time no see mind if I just pass by you here” I said as I sling shot myself past them. I turned and shot a blast at rhinos eyes, but Grundy grabbed a table and flung it towards me. I flipped over in a somersault and looked at them. “Hey man names Spiderman but you can just call me Spiderman, who are you.” 

“Grundy kill Spiderman” He raged forward like a freight train. 

“nice talk” I shot under his legs but was snatched up by rhino. “Oh hey you, I forgot you were here, hey mind not bruising my face I have a date later.” He went to slam his fist into me but I webbed a box and smashed it into his back causing him to drop me, and Grundy to pick me up and throw me into the wall. “ow... hey how bout we take this outside” I grabbed a vial of the devils breathe and webbed myself out the door and as I thought rhino came barreling through the wall. “Hey, Hey I don't think insurance is gonna cover that” I dodged out of the way and webbed his feet to a pole and turned to confront Grundy. 

He had a large pole in his hands and swung around in a frenzy. “Nope!” I ducked under and went invisible, I had to get to a higher ground, I can’t fight these 2 giants on their turf. I shot a few webs at the weapon in his hand causing it to stick to the ground and I zipped to the wall and bounced right back and slammed my foot right into his face and making him stumble into rhino. “Okay guys I can’t stay too much longer I had fun but we have to wrap this up.” I slung myself up the building and kept running till I was about 6 stories high and then dove. I focused all the energy I had, I had to stop this fight here and now. Peter was right, maybe I wasn't ready for these things but Peter isn't here and I can’t focus on that. I have to make him proud. I venom blasted right into the both of them knocking them unconscious and sending me flying over the building with the shockwave, I tried to catch myself but everything went black... everything except that yellow and red blur...