#stancest fusion

[pines4thetwin]

As promised, here's that fusion post for the three people that asked for it (drops it and runs).

Ford thinks of himself and Stan as one, an extension of each other, and lowkey hates that its not true nor possible.

And Mabel really shouldn't have shown him Steven Universe because now he's obsessing over the concept of fusions and his desire to be one with stan.

Now lets say this is Pre-Weird and everything is still tense between them and they aren't exactly talking but despite that ford still wants to be close and he knows stan does too.

He can see it in the broken resigned looks Stan keeps throwing his way. And listen, Ford isn't the best at communication but he can fix this. He may still be angry and self righteous and an asshole but he can fix them.

So now he spends an even more absurd amount of time in the lab trying to making it his reality and entirely disregards his base needs to the point even dipper is concerned.

He has a journal dedicated to this idea where he keeps all his notes and theories on how to make it possible. Would he have to alter their DNA for it to work or could it be possible for them as they are?

While doing the tests and research for his fixation he remembers a dimension he briefly travelled to back when he was younger and fresh through the portal. One where this concept, his desire, his fantasy, his wish was real. A dimension where it was was their culture, their way of life. And while he did think it was interesting then, he was young and angry and raw with unrestrained hurt. Too emotional to stop and study the practice the way he should have.

He beats himself up over it now. If only he had been thinking more logically him and stan could be one already. They wouldn't have to be so... apart.

He doesn't have time to dwell on his shortcomings though. He has to figure this out. He doesn't know exactly why but he feels like he's running out of time. Like he has to do this now or he'll never have the chance again.

Eventually he has his prototype and it functions well... enough. He just has one more trial to run. Except Stan comes down to check on him. 'Worried ford isn't taking care of himself properly.' or something like that.

And honestly, Stan in his space is the last thing he expects because they have an unspoken agreement. Stan roams above and Ford stays down here. And when they cross paths they both look the other way.

But stan is here and yes Ford is annoyed at first but this also means he doesn't have to go seek stan out.

"I told you to stay- wait actually this is perfect. We'll do it now," Ford fiddles with his device, turning it on and he really isn't thinking right anymore. He know the device works and that's all that matters.

"Do what now? Stanford, what is that," And Stan is kinda terrified because Ford looks... well he looks kinda like how he did decades ago when he had sent that postcard and Stan had come running because well, its Ford.

Ford looks insane, primal and unhinged, like he hasn't seen the light of day in weeks. And Dipper had told Stan, had been worried but Stan brushed it off because Ford locking himself in the lab and avoiding everybody, avoiding him wasn't a new development.

But now Stan’s worried because that wild-eyed look is directed at him again and the cowardly little animal in him is screaming at him to run.

It’s like Ford knows what he's thinking because before Stan has a chance to decide if he's going to shut down or entertain that scared little animal, Ford is grasping at him and pulling him deeper into the dingy little basement.

Stan trips and he fully expects his back to hit the floor but fords got and arm wrapped low on his back that keeps him from falling fully. And stan's hand is also tangled in fords sweater so even if Ford had let him fall, well they would have gone down together.

But then he catches sight of that thing again and it looks vaguely like a gun and why did he have to get saddled with the insane twin? He doesn't even have time to flinch because a bright light floods his vision and he blanks.

For a second, Stan's mind goes black and there's a strange humming in his ears. But then he hears a laugh he hasn't heard in forever. Soft and joyous and for a moment stan smiles. It's Ford's laugh.

Because he and Stan become one. And everything is warm and bright and as it should be. For a moment everything is right. It feels like coming home.

His-Their eyes open and Ford's confused? No, Stans confused.

"Sixer? Lee?" Their voice says, soft and bewildered. They look around, searching for each other. Stan? Ford? Where did they go? They look down and their vision swims. Four hands, five fingers? Six? It all blurs together.

Is this me, they think as one. Finally as one. Four hands run up the sides of their one body then stretch out for their wide eyes to view. Ford can feel his giddiness rising unbidden. And a whisper from Stan, rising to meet Ford. Uncertain but matching nonetheless.

Finally

Finally together... Finally fixed... Finally right.

They spin slowly, as if that will give them a better view of what they are now, and they catch their reflection in some dim glass. Ford wants to smile but their face drops, eyes horrified.

"What did you do," Stan says, voice a cutting accusation. Nausea erupts in their stomach. And that isn't right. Why isn't it right?

Something is wrong. Everything is so very wrong. Ford's head hurts. Or is it Stans. He doesn't know. They can't tell.

"I fixed it. I fixed us," Ford says and it isn't right either. Why is it still so wrong? Stan is angry. But why is he angry? Why aren't they happy? They're together. After all this time they're finally together again.

Ford can feel Stan pulling away. It's like their mind is splitting in two. Hot searing pain shoots through their head, four eyes closing when the world starts to spin.

Ford grasps ahold of stan and refuses to let go. He can't let Stan ruin this, ruin them. He will not let Stan destroy everything he's worked towards again. They've been apart for so long- too long but not anymore. Besides, this is for them. Stan will just have to understand. They are one now. Broken and wrong but one nonetheless.

"Let me go," They yell, tugging apart furiously. Their shape shifts and distorts but doesn't split. Ford won't let them. They snap back together painfully, stumbling on two bulky legs, one that branches into two feet. Wrong.

"No! This is what we wanted right," their voice bellows, loud and angry and wrong. So very wrong. "For us to be together. Always together."

They grip at their hair as if trying to pull themselves back apart. Stan.

"Not like this. I never asked for this." they shout back, voice sharp and hurt and why aren't they happy now. They should be happy. This is right. This is how they are meant to be.

Even as the anger and hurt courses through their entire being, Ford knows he wouldn't want to be any other way. Stan's angry and scared but at least they're one. They're shattered and hurting but even then some small part burns in them, it's a tiny little ember but it's both of them and it says yes.

Another set of hands reach for the ones in their hair, pulling them out and restraining them. Betrayal spikes, scorching and increasing rapidly even after years of dormancy. Ford.

"Stop being so ungrateful! You're always so-." angry tears spill from their eyes. Decades of hurt and anger and resentment spill forth to mix into a sense numbing cocktail but most of all they feel alone. So very alone. Them.

They grapple and struggle and Ford's device glints from the corner of their eyes. Ford can feel Stan's intent before their body even moves. Being one now, it's like their minds have melded which means Stan knows the device's purpose. And he intends to separate them.

"NO!" Ford bellows, voice priggish and angry, hurt tinting the singular word so strongly that their body stalls. Why would stan- Why doesn't he want them to be together?

"Grunkle Stan?" Their head whips to the left, eyes locking with a confused and tired Mabel’s. Their focus splits, body jerking in an awkward aborted movement as Stan tries to move forward and Ford holds him back.

“Pumpkin grab that- Mabel don't-” And why can they never agree on anything. When did everything go so wrong? 

Flashes of being in this very lab, so long ago- but no, it was before that even.

Mabel stares at them, scared and confused and stan has never wanted her to look at him like that ever. But Ford doesn't register it because for a moment, one split second, Stan stops fighting him. 

They don't hesitate to rush forward, very much intent on destroying their creation before it has a chance to be used against them. To hurt them.

Two small hands wrap around it before they can get ahold of it. Mabel clutches it to her chest, watching them with something too close to fear. They freeze in place, hands raising in surrender.

"Sweetie," Falls from their lips, pleading. For what though, they aren't quite sure. Because their mind, it should be one yet it isn't. It's at odds, fragmented by a fear and necessity that clash so strongly it could tear universes apart.

“Press the green- Don't you dare-” They speak at once, words and thoughts overlapping. Large hands cover their mouth, two others gripping uselessly at wrist that refuse to budge, because regardless of whatever insanity that has plagued Fords mind to make them act this way, Stan will not let their voice- their words even hint at a threat towards Mabel.

Mabel's head bobs, looking from them down to the thing in her hands, unsure of what to do. Stan nods, eyes pleading.

Ford lashes out, angry and hurt and thrashing like a wild dog. 'Stanley please no. Why don't you want us to be-' Stan is retreating, silent and distant. 'Lee. LEE!'

Everything goes dark.

Ford rises slowly, head spinning and ears ringing. He has the worst headache he has ever experienced. He stares at his hands, splayed on the floor. Two hands, six fingers. Wrong.

His head whips up and his gaze finds Stan's crumpled form across from him on the floor. Stan's glaring at him, thick angry tears spilling down red cheeks.

No. No!

His head turns slowly and his eyes fall on Mabel. Mabel who is standing with his prototype in shaky hands looking between a separated Ford and Stan. He... failed. And now they're...

Apart.

Broken.

Wrong.

[legendary-defender-of-fandoms]

The Hitachiin Twins vs The Pines Family (aka Why I’m Anti-Pinecest)

For the record, I’m against incest in every way, shape, and form - cousins, step-siblings, twincest, etc. - whether it’s real, fictional, or mythological. But my reasons for being anti-Pinecest go a little further beyond *shudders*, *gags*, and just plain Nope. And to better demonstrate my point, I thought I would compare & contrast the Pines Family with the Hitachiin Twins from the Ouran High School Host Club anime. Because, while I don’t ship the Hitachiin Twins with each other At All, I will acknowledge their bond lends itself towards twincest more than either set of Pines Twins.

See, everyone at the start of Ouran High School Host Club treats the Hitachiin Twins like one entity. Their servants, their classmates, the other members of the Host Club. Even the animators are guilty of this - in the intro, the Hitachiin Twins never get solo shots despite all the other members of the Host Club getting at least one solo scene each. And in the show proper, the Hitachiin Twins are always seen on-screen together, either reciting a script to impress their clients or speaking, moving, even thinking as one. It’s not until Haruhi joins the Host Club and treats the Hitachiin Twins as two people rather than one entity that Hikaru & Kaoru start to explore their individuality - wearing different outfits that become more distinct as the two become more confident in their separate identities, having different opinions of people or activities, even getting a few scenes apart here & there.

It’s hard to say why this is - did outsiders failing to acknowledge the Hitachiin Twins as individuals cause them to reflexively shut out everyone but each other, or did Hikaru & Kaoru’s reluctance to separate or bond with others lead to outsiders reflexively seeing them as two indistinguishable halves of one being?

Whatever the reason, the Hitachiin Twins by the time the anime begins are so perfectly in sync they might as well be one character. With these two, twincest isn’t about two people being in romantic love no matter what society says - it’s more like one consciousness split between two bodies. Like the Topaz Fusion in Steven Universe, or the Heretic & the Wanderer in the new Dark Crystal series.

This is NOT the case with either set of Pines Twins.

The writers of Gravity Falls did a great job establishing all the members of the Pines family as individuals first, someone’s twin second. Dipper and Mabel spend a lot of on-screen time together, but they also get plenty of opportunities to demonstrate their individuality. There are plenty of cutting remarks that either Hikaru or Kaoru could say without sounding out of character, but Dipper getting excited about an 80s themed dance party would be about as weird as Mabel staying up all night reading books about code cracking. Stan was intitally introduced as his own person, not one half of a set of twins. The reveal of Ford recontextualized a lot of idiosyncrocies about Stan’s backstory, but it didn’t change his personality. Ford was a latecomer to the show, but he set himself apart from his brother right at the start.

Both sets of Pines Twins can be unstoppable forces when they work together, but they can also stand on their own two feet. Dipper and Ford aren’t as social as their counterparts, but that doesn’t mean they’ve completely shut themselves off from others like the Hitachiin Twins.

So if Mystery Twincest & Stancest aren’t based on two people acting like one, like the Hitachiin Twins, then where did they come from? Are they based on the simple fact that both sets of Pines Twins love each other? You guys know it IS possible to love someone without feeling any romantic or sexual attraction, right?

I’m not sure what the situation is like in other countries, but here in America there’s this weird, pervasive idea of putting romantic/sexual affection above all other forms of love. Oh, these two people shared a hug? Must be True Love! Wait, they’re related? Ooh, gotta be incest! The Ancient Greeks believed there were at least four different kinds of love, with romantic/passionate love (Eros) being far from the most important.

So, while there is no doubt in my mind both sets of Pines Twins love each other, I would categorize their love as either Philia (virtuous, dispassionate love for friends & family) or Storge (love of family, usually between parent & child but could also qualify for siblings). Sweet, unrelenting, and 1,000,000,000% NOT SEXUAL OR ROMANTIC!!!

[pines4thetwin]

When you mentioned fused stancest I literally could not stop thinking about how they would act if they couldn’t infuse for a while everyone’s reaction to how they function as one person. I would love to hear more of you take on it.

I have so many!! This ended up longer then i expected (Sorry if this isnt what you meant)

So I actually wanted to write something like this concept but the angst is like a parasite and it takes over everything

I think if they got stuck as a Fordley (thats what im calling the fusion) the reactions would go like this:

Mabel is squealing and thinks its so cool and definitely asks to ride on their shoulders. Shes having the time of her life (and even asks if she can try the fusion machine too.) Two grunkles for the price of one and all that but now they are one cooler taller Grunkle.

Dipper hates it. He constantly gets jumpscared. He'll go down to get water and Fordley is creeping around in the middle of the night to get snacks before slinking back down to the lab and dippers like cluching his chest and shaking and sweaty and he really just wants them unfuse already.

Stan would be upset cause why would ford even build something like this. And then he fucked up and now theyre stuck this way. But also he's secretly pleased with the fact that the intensity of his feelings for stan drove Ford to literally create a way for them to be one.

Ford is only too pleased because this is what he wanted. Now he's only thinking that they get to do all the things they love together just like they always said they would do as kids. They'll watch stans shows and do science stuff and he's pleasently surprised with how their minds blend together so well. Even if stan pretends he doesnt enjoy the explorations they go on Ford can feel that he does.

They still work on a way to fix the machine so they can get unfused but only cause stans still a bit pissed at not having a choice in the matter but Ford fully intends to convince him that being one is how they are supposed to be.

Wendy would be like wtf then rapidly compartmentalize and just nod and be like "this is my life now."

Soos looses his mind and fanboys so hard and writes all types of fusion fics and has tea with them to ask how it feels to make his fics as canon as possible. He will also au the hell outta Fordley.

They definitely become an urban legend cause some townie or tourists saw them slinking around in the woods "Seven foot tall, four eyed creature spotted in the woods of gravity falls. Hairless cousin of bigfoot??" And all of the photos are super blurry and you got some people saying it has four arms and debating if it eats humans or only family sized bags of toffee peanuts?

As for specifically with the angsty one i wrote

Ford refuses to let them find a way to fix it cause he doesnt see them being stuck as a problem

Stan is (rightfully) upset and refuses to engage with Ford. Ford eventally coaxes stan to hear him out and they slowly work through their issues cause really what else can they do when their literally stuck together. And then maybe stan realizes that being them isnt so bad and he begrudgingly respects fords audacity (and insanity) to make what he wanted a reality.

And when they do (mostly stan) finally accept the situation, they allow themself to truly start to think of themself as one and i think even the deformites of their unstable fusion would start to shift into a more stable form.

Mabel is lowkey scared of them because of what happened in the lab but she slowly warms up to Fordley. But its only after her grunkles stop fighting. (dont ask how you can fight when you share one body because they do it and they do it easily and she can tell)

Dipper is confused cause no one actually sat him down to fully explain what happened and he's working on context clues only. He's too scared to ask Fordley and anytime he asks mabel she just goes wide eyed and pale. And then one day everything is cool. Like Fordley is still there but he's happier and engaging with the nibs and mabel isnt scared of them anymore and dippers even more confused because nobody has clued him in????

Maybe i should just turn these into fics atp?

[pines4thetwin]

ouuouogghoghg going INSANE over fordley <3

I literally love them so much. Fighting the urge to drop everything and write two 100k word fics about them (angsty fusion and a less angsty stuck together one.)

like i need them injected into my veins i love them so much.

i just have so many thoughts about them. How they would act before they accept being them. How they would feel once they accept it. Stan being adamant about unfusing but then feeling so lost and wrong once they do. Ford borderline loosing his mind cause he finally got what he wanted and then losing it. Stan being hesitant but eventually going back to ford because he needs that feeling again.

The slight angst of the stuck together one. The humor of trying to figure out this new body that they share. Their thoughts slowly going from Stan and Ford to just them as one. The thought that theyre losing themselves only to come to the conclusion that no theyve finally found themselves. Them still unfusing when they finally fix the machine and trying to act normal and not like they no loner feel whole. Them finally coming together to talk about it, what it was like, how they felt. Stan actually being willing this time.

The nibs reacting to Fordley. The interactions between the kids and their Grunkle. Likkkkeeee. I need to write it. Like my life depends on it.

[pines4thetwin]

Unrelated to anything but I hc Fordley's favorite snack as peanut M&M's

I'll take it lol

Peanut m&ms for when they're working on science stuff in the lab or watching tv and Toffee peanuts for when they're roaming around the woods/investigating anomalies

[pines4thetwin]

Guys i have a stancest fusion post in the drafts and idk if i should release it into the wild.

[passthepittcola]

HELLO.... shows you my gf fusions🤗.... please treat them so nicey thank youuuuu.

so this is actually my second attempt! first ones i wasn't pleased with but i'm loving these guys!!!

also haven't started on redoing Mayford, Stanson or the stan twins fusion (still not sure what to name him! i had "fordlee" but that doesn't seem quite right), so suggestions for those three before i start making them are welcome!!!!!! :)

yapping about my sillies below! 👇

Maystan is a lovely butch gal and she uses she/her while mostly presenting masculinely! she's very teasing and likes to pretend to be lazy when she's guarding her heart and feelings, but under that she's very protective, loving, and insanely creative! she's got... something against authority, though. do NOT tell her what to do because most of your smaller valuables WILL go missing and she will mysteriously end up richer. also very mischievous, but mostly in a cute or teasing way rather than criminal. do not under any circumstances give her black outfits or grappling hooks!!!!!!! her zodiac symbol is Stan's mackeral combined with Mabel's shooting star, and it kinda creates a flying fish!

Fordson is a gender neutral (masculine leaning) insomniac with a hidden penchant for math and science-based mischief! he generally uses he/him but likes dabbling in the occasional they/them as well. they generally present themself as 'tired and nonchalant' and are pretty quiet, but they like company more than being alone. he's quite affectionate to both stan and mabel and isn't afraid of showing that. his anxiety mostly stems from being unsure of his own academics and intelligence, and being unsure of himself in social settings! but they're still pretty blunt, just in a slightly softer tone. his favorite activities are stealing Maystan's and/or Stan's glasses to read, and being domestic/affectionate or teasing with Mabel or Stan! their zodiac symbol is a tree leaf with a star-shaped hole in the middle, because of how much Dipper changes Ford through Fordson! (don't worry, Ford is okay after fusing with Dipper, he just gets a new perspective afterwards and is able to understand his loved ones and himself a little better because of it!)

M is a nonbinary teen (acts/looks similar to 14-15, given Dip & Mab are 13 or so. sticking to canon ages at the moment!) and uses they/them or neutral neopronouns such as xe/xem, ze/zir or ae/aer! they're a pretty bright kid despite being a little attached to social media, but thankfully they still manage to get outside just as often as the twins do. xe makes scrapbooks of cryptids and mysteries, and encounters anomalies on the wayside! xe is a little tanner than the twins, and slightly addicted to xyr own version of mabeljuice (m&m mocktail - it has m&m's and an unfortunate amount of gnome hair! it's... probably okay as long as M doesn't find any smile-dip to add). this ends in them crashing and sleeping wherever, but at least they're sleeping? more than dipper does, but less than mabel, so. 50/50. additionally, through their love of social media, M found out about both therianthropy and furries, and enjoys wearing ears and a tail frequently! (i would say aer main theriotype is likely some kind of wolf or wolf-adjacent mammal, but i bet ae has more than one 'type!) lastly, zir relationship to the stan twins basically stays the same, it's the same love, just not as outwardly intense as mabel's! more inwardly intense, so M may show that through other means :). M's zodiac symbol is kind of like a shooting tree instead of a shooting star, but i'm choosing to interpret it as a firework!

[passthepittcola]

I love your Pines fusions!! Would you ever talk/write more about them? :3c

WOULD I EVER. you actually reminded me i had wanted to color these cutiepies so thank youuuu <3.

(for clarification: Maystan is Mabel and Stan, Fordson is Dipper and Ford, Mystery is Stan and Ford, Mayford is Mabel and Ford, Stanson is Dipper and Stan, and finally, M is Dipper and Mabel.)

extreme yapping about these guys individually under the cut ^_^. yay❤️.

so they're all supposed to look certain ages in relation to eachother, first off. Maystan and Fordson are supposed to look like twins in their 30s/40s, Mystery is 60s/70s, Mayford and Stanson are twins in their 40s/50s, and M looks around 14-16, i'd say.

about Maystan

she's pretty mischievous but is more of a prankster rather than outright mean/rude like Stan is. (arguably, this is why she's funnier than Stan is lol.) she has a bit of a potty mouth, but a lot of her insults become endearments (ex: calling Ford her "gorgeous idiot brusband". Ford mostly objects to brusband because that is NOT a word).

she wears a lot of white and pink! Stan's favorite color is actually pink (my personal headcanon), so when he and Mabel are fused as Maystan, she indulges and there's pink everywhere. just combatted by white, because YES pink is awesome but also Maystan doesn't want to keep blinding people.

her five bracelets represent Dipper, Ford, Stan, Soos, and Wendy! there is one that represents Mabel as well, but M is usually the one that wears it (though i didn't draw that this time). and with time there's no doubt Maystan will make more..... [distant thunder] [lightning strike] [haunted music].

about Fordson

they are, without a doubt, the unhealthiest fusion. Fordson isn't physically healthy, and Dipper and Ford's paranoia can clash at unfortunate times. to combat this, he really pushes himself to check in on/care for his family, because they do they same back! so he comes off as a little clingy/lovestruck at times <3.

his freckles are all in the shape of 5-point stars! to reference Dipper's birthmark :). Fordson has more star freckles on the backs of his knees and scattered around his back as well.

also, Fordson needs glasses just like Ford does, but wearing glasses is incredibly uncomfortable so they usually opt out of seeing properly. when they really do need to see, they steal Maystan's glasses because those are the least uncomfortable (and they like the sound that the beads make).

a smaller detail, but his boots are rainboots! not for any particular reason, i just think it suits him.

about Mystery

first of all, this old man makes me sick (endearingly). they're not truly a fusion, but are instead Stan and Ford, working together, in one mind - hence their pronouns being the plural they. these two have such a strong relationship that they can be stable in a fusion like that, and don't have to completely become one in order to function (they do, sometimes, because that's hot, but i haven't drawn what i think that would look like yet lol).

their physical appearance is, of course, a combination of themselves. five fingers on the right, six fingers on the left!

the left is "Ford's" side, in a sense, so there are scars from the electric shackles on Mystery's left wrist + ankle, and a crucifix scar on their left palm.

the right is Stan's side, which is why they have a mouth scar there (not only representing the trunk incident, but also how Stan couldn't, and then didn't when he had the opportunity, take care of his teeth). the sigil scar from their fight in the 1980's is also on the right side, on the back shoulder.

they both have scarred knuckles, from rough lives of fighting. the gun is on the right side so that they can grab it with their left (Ford's) hand.

TONS of pockets in the inner lining of their coat for stealing and trinkets. boots are sort of pirate inspired, but colored both like Ford's boots and Stan's dress shoes.

the eyebat cane is a parallel to Stan's eightball cane! not very practical for use, more for decoration (but there's a good chance both Mystery and Stan have actual functioning canes to use). it has a lightweight (mostly plastic) top, made to look like an eyebat! from the combination of Stan's taxidermy + crafting + art knowledge and Ford's realism + art + engineering knowledge, it's eerily realistic. (the townsfolk don't like looking at it, so Mystery brings it into town whenever they need to steal something LMAO). i haven't drawn what Mystery's actual cane would look like yet, unfortunately.

+ one more thing: Mystery has REALLY dark brown eyes. this was intentional, in order to make them look like a really happy dog/animal with giant pupils XD. Mystery is overjoyed to be fused with their other half/twin, and their expression and behavior easily show that off <3.

about Mayford

Mayford is.. very chaotic. a proud mad scientist who has probably made a way to fly using glitter, and two seconds after the test is done she's onto the next project. she's a whirlwind of activity!

but at the same time, she's very empathetic. if you're tired, she's tired. the best way to calm her down is to be calm, yourself. (but don't forget a hug and some coffee-flavored candy!)

ae is also definitely a cardigan and skirt girly :). slap some of those on and a pair of leggings and aer is good to go! ae isn't as concerned with cleanliness, but aer does carry around perfumes or other smell-good products sometimes if ae knows ae's gonna smell worse for wear but not feel like cleaning or changing clothes. so.. self hygiene is in progress, at least.

another thing is that her goggles are actually glasses! both goggles and glasses, i mean. realistically i don't know how that would work, but this is Mayford. and Mayford is both fanon and so weird that, honestly, goggle-glasses that work for both sight-seeing and welding isn't the strangest invention or oddest thing she's done.

about Stanson

ok so Stanson is actually not as tired/boring as he seems! that's mostly just an act he puts on in front of others. the only true thing about it is his never-ending sarcasm and his monotone voice :).

physically, he's kinda thin, but makes up for it with leg strength, mostly. also, he is a woman! he's just incredibly butch and just happens to have a smaller chest (this doesn't bother him because frankly he Doesn't Care). he generally calls himself a 'girl' or a 'butch' instead of man/woman/lady or other terms.

Stanson is very pessimistic, but some is part of the facade and some isn't. he doesn't let this make him mean, though. he just generally tends to think on the realistic side. thankfully, this makes him a GREAT twin to Mayford (since ae is rather nonsensical).

what isn't fake is his awful fashion sense (he will truly wear anything. thankfully the only atrocious things he owns are shirts that are like, bright orange and say "well, orange YOU awesome? :)" courtesy of Mabel, but if he has sweatpants too large that he wants to wear, he's getting a belt instead of getting different pants).

about M

M is probably the most confusing one, to me, because i find it harder to relate to Dipper or Mabel.

regardless, the general consensus is that they're a hyperfixation-obsessed teenager and WILL yap in your ear for hours about it. anything from stitching patterns to a to-be-solved mystery to what they hope is gonna be for breakfast tomorrow morning. if it exists, M has probably gone on an energy-filled tangent XD. (aka: do NOT let this kid near Mabel juice... that sounds scary...)

M is detail-oriented, like Dipper, but in a more nonsensical way, like Mabel. so their train of thought and behavior may APPEAR strange, but generally their end goal was well-thought out.

they also knit/crochet sweatervests instead of sweaters! they're capable of making sweaters, but enjoy vests more due to being partially Dipper, lol. they usually keep a watch and a hairtie or two on hand, to tell/remember the time and to put up their bouncy hair if it gets annoying/overstimulating!

physically, M is the most tan fusion because Mabel and Dipper are the two main Pines who go outside the most! because M is so tan, they can usually get away with saying they're Soos's cousin if anyone asks. they also have some lighter freckles on their face, to be odd like Dipper's birthmark and to be in place of Mabel's natural blush!

additionally, M's eyes are super large with big ass pupils to show both their newfound innocence (because everything feels weirdly and interestingly new as they first start fusing with one another) and to show how energetic they are! they're kind of like when Stevonnie (from the show Steven Universe) fused for the first time, but it's all of the time, when they're fused with eachother <333.

+ one extra thing: M is a furry! maybe otherkin/a therian/etc., too, but the main thing is that they frequently enjoy wearing ears and a tail + behaving like their animal of choice :). my thought is that Ford and McGucket collaborated and made a working set of ears and tail that move based on M's emotions! the animal they like to present as most is a wolf/wolfdog!

[passthepittcola]

jumps around and cheers! finally finished the rest of my gf pines' fusions!!!

mayford (mabel and ford) and stanson (stan and dipper) <3. and then THAT FUCKER, mystery (stan twins). 3rd time was the charm with designing this guy. i can't stay mad at them though, their eyes look too big and wet like some sort of sad animal💔.

also drew some nsfw with mystery and the younger twins under the cut :). i'm not super practiced in it so i'm very happy with how everything turned out!

some extra doodles in the main bit here ^_^. and closeups!