#steals your post

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

Steal any margaritas lately? Or any kind of drink, really. Perhaps you could let me have one? In return for stealing my prank calls, somehow, which I'm still trying to figure out how that is physically possible.

(The masked figure is leaning on the burglar's shoulder, looking at their own nails in a snooty kind of way.)

- @the-prankcaller

Is that a real question? I steal everything, of course I have margaritas in stock.

The Burglar stares back with his shitty pixelated eyes that never blinked.

I’m the best at what I do. Of course I’m able to steal anything from objects to vague concepts. -💰

[xelayxes]

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

(Steals your cool art.) -💰

aspiration failure

[civetside]

more just for you handsome

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

All your worm are belong to me. -💰

@askthefivefallen

@dammitdomino

(Image credit @canibalistic-brownie)

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

Join me in grand theft, brother. -💰

Penguin debates stealing classic car

~* Just Sim Things *~

[eumetopia]

demo is one of those characters i love to the point of scaring myself but i can never draw him because i love him too much. it has to be perfect

[xxplastic-cubexx]

auction results done for @ouchpotatoex as a part of the 2024 @marveltrumpshate charity event: thank you so much for your generosity and donations !!!!

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

(Steals your puppies.) -💰

puppies!

[onionninjasstuff]

[brucebocchi]

Netanyahu dying on an OR table waiting for a surgeon to arrive:

Me, dressed in ill fitting scrubs with a name tag that says “J. Imhotep” and a playskool toy stethoscope:

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

(Steals your Spartan Special.) -💰

[lepitorus]

here's some diagrams of my springbonnie/springtrap design because people seem to like it a lot! : D

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

Do you canoe?

- @the-prankcaller

Your energy use has just spiked. You'd better be careful. -💰

[the-burglar-from-sims-1]

(Steals your dope art.) -💰

[jkvjimin]

Jin and his natural haircolor 💜 happy birthday @cordiallyfuturedwight 🌼 | cr. @jung-koook