#sticks mewtwo

[askthe-editor]

Viris: You trained the old gods...?

Galya: You trained the Archpriest?!

Yamiko: I take it you two find this surprising?

Viris: I knew you were powerful, but powerful enough to instruct Niki, old god of warfare? I have my doubts.

Galya: The Archpriest of Andea Tacita? One of the first vampires in existence?!

Yamiko: He was also a vampire? Hmm, that would explain much...

[ @iamyourdoubt ]

[galactic-space]

Childhood villains like darkar, azula, icy, Slade, Vlad ( fuckin old ass fruitloop ), SMBZ metallix, Dr. facilier, Mewtwo, lord shen, the evil queen ( ever after high ), Katz from courage the cowardly dog, and all three of the httyd villains will always affect how I write villains

As a kid, THESE guys were the big bad in my head, the big honchos, the bitches you DONT wanna fuck with.

Can you tell I have a villain type?

[tuhbanbuv]

Mewtwo is one of the few morally right Pokémon to smash because they can actually consent with their telepathy speech abilities, they are an adult and they have human dna in the manga

Yeah go wild guys

[ultimate-artificial]

Congratulations to our Round 1 winners!

Round 2 will be up in a few days; in the meantime please send propaganda for any of the characters!

[a-champion-of-stars]

Well we’ve been allowed to keep the Mewtwoite under the pretense that “there’s almost no way to know if it works since it’s not like Mewtwo is around”

Ha.

Guess Two can have it-?

You can keep it on you, I trust you with it

Well then, guess we’ll head back to Lumiose, Korrina gave us a note to get something made to carry the stone around in since neither of us were fond of mega bands.

Let’s be going then

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Yeah, We are NOT doing this. No one should ever do this, and no one should feel like this is okay.

Please, please, PLEASE, do NOT white knight on my behalf. Pepper and the Dingbat's new Mewtwo have a similar color scheme, and that's where the similarities end. Besides I KNOW about the new Two, even before they posted it on Tumblr.

If you feel like a design is heavily referencing mine and want it to be known, come to ME. Send ME that DM first and foremost. 9/10 it was a coincidence, and the other 1 could have been resolved quietly.

Also, you didn't say "It's not cool."

You outright called them Unoriginal, you are the ONLY one who called to the fact that Ding's new Mewtwo had a color scheme similar to Pepper's. You weren't nice about it, and you sure as hell had no reason to stick your nose in the way you did.

If you had even looked through mine or their blog, you'd have seen that we have done collabs before, I draw their characters on occasion!

Look with recent drama and all that good jazz, I get it. But no one should EVER handle a situation like this.

To anyone else out there, creating Mewtwo's is a dime a dozen. Most of my OCs have very simple but easy-to-follow designs, and that's okay. it's okay to take inspiration, it's okay to want a Yellow and Gray Two, and it's okay to want an Alpha Mew. I draw the line when you copy/paste and adjust the color slightly. I draw the line when there is no difference other than a small little color change.

This?

These are NOT the same Mewtwo, not even CLOSE.

Anyways, rant over, I'm off to block that anon, and for the rest of you

Check out @dingbat-things, they are a silly goober and their art is cute.

Spread love to them, especially after this disaster of a take.

[mewtwoandme]

Speaking of Hugo I had a question about his relationship with his Pa! I couldn't help but notice in the times we see them together, Mewtwo doesn't seem to have any endearing nicknames for Hugo. For Amber it's Munchkin or Baby girl, you know very sweet names a dad may call his daughter but for Hugo I noticed he's usually calling him by his name or boy. Like he isn't as close or hasn't really called him something similar for Hugo. Is that intentional? Like something from how traumatic his birth was for Mewtwo still playing some parts or is it more-so Mewtwo had a lot of girl dad stuff in his nickname mind vaults and can't really place anything for a son to call Hugo? I just found it interesting and wanted to know your thoughts!

Technically yeah, it's intentional. Jeo doesn't even want to see or interact with Hugo at all for the first week due to trauma, let alone give him a name. So "the boy" is what he's referred to as for awhile. But calling him boy eventually just kind of sticks. Jeo might call him kiddo every now and then too, but not anything like the nicknames he gave Amber. He does get closer with Hugo overtime, but he also has different relationships between his kids. A father's relationship with his daughter isn't always equal to the relationship he has with his son, but that doesn't mean he loves his children any less just cause one has fewer affectionate nicknames than the other.

[rikalovesrice]

Some Rain fluff. I imagine Mewtwo and Newtwo sticking around until Rain is grown. After the pain Mew went through (and of course because this is their little sister), they want to keep her safe and make sure she's fully capable of defending herself before parting ways again <3

"Mewther", Scarfy, and Newtwo all belong to @xxtc-96xx ^^

*NONE OF THIS IS CANON to TC's story. I'm just having fun :3

[xxtc-96xx]

Had this random idea of Mewtwo sparring with mew, newtwo, or Huey and just does something that ash would think of in the middle of a battle. Like sticking his tail in the ground redirect an electric attack or charging a shadow ball in his mouth only to eat it like grotle for a power boost. Do you think any of the two's would try to copy some of Ash's strategies if they watched his battles?

mewtwo would probably think trying ash's strategies would be bad for his health XD

[dannydoesthisthing27]

Redacted tattoo headcanons because I can (including some sketches at the end)

Damien - Monstera leaf on his left side, wrapping around to his chest, based on Huxleys real monstera. He also has a stick and poke Kirby on his right hip that only Huxley and Gavin know about. Gavin only knows about it because he accidentally walked in on Damien, changing into his swimtrunks

Doc - they only have one tattoo, it's a piece over their spine (I have a sketch, I'll explain after theres a visual to refer to)

Dear - Stingray on their back, blue/green swirl design down his arm (my dear uses he/they)

Lasko - He has a few small designs across his body, his favorite is a small wave on the inside of his wrist that he got around his and Dears 1st anniversary

Gavin - I headcanon that demons all have abstract magic lines across their body. Gavins change depending on who he is with. When he's with Dear, they look like water, soft fire with Damien, swirling wind with Lasko, floral with Huxley, and vague heart shapes with FL. When he's with the whole crew it's an amalgamation of his favorite things about them

Blake - Lion, he got it thinking he was cool and unique. (He's not) (news flash)(when I say Lion I mean like- hyper realistic the whole thing is black ink except the eyes that are bright blue or smth)

Elliott - abstract galaxy across his back, tree branches over his chest (sunshine did both they're a tattoo artist they told me themselves)

Guy - patchwork sleeve on his left arm, a honey comb in the shape of a heart (kind of similar to the Honey icon designs that @moronkyne made) over his heart, a faded stick and poke 69 he got on a dare in highschool, a pair of cherries on his right hip that Honey bites whenever he has access (My Honey uses he/him), charizard on his right calf with a mewtwo right above it, his childhood cats paw on his right shoulder blade, one d20 on either shoulder, the one on the left has the 20 face up as fuck yeah, the one on the right has the nat one face up as fuck no, and the solar system planets diagonal across his back in color with the sun at the center of his back and the planets extending out

Honey - His right bicep has a bunch of small pieces that were impulse decisions. On his left thigh, there's a frog on top of a mushroom with a lily pad hat, his left arm has abstract rainbow swirls with black ink surrounding the edges, his back has a few different pieces, his favorite is the joker playing card thats half red and half black on his left shoulder blade, he also has a peacock that takes up most of the right half of his back and side, he has Zeldas sword and the Silent Princess flower from Zelda on his right thigh

I have tattoo headcanons for Huxley and David, too, but I've already talked about them in other posts, so I'm not going to repeat myself 😅

A little more rambling below

Hiding this below the cut the purple drawing with a heart shape is on Gavins abdomen. I think every demon has some kind of marking specific to their type and they all glow when the demon is feeding

Docs tattoo is meant to be lines coming together (or breaking apart depending on how you look at it) but it's meant to represent Hush and Doc both becoming more than what they were before. Hush gaining new insight on what life could be, and Doc realizing that they could be more than the monotonous life they'd been living before meeting him

[burningcheese-merchant]

If the Beasts/Ancients had signature pokémon (or were pokémon themselves) what do you think they would be? I just know White Lily needs to be a fairy type

Do you have the slightest idea how happy I am to have gotten this ask

Time to flex my encyclopedic knowledge + almost 20 years of playing Pokémon

(Note: gonna stick to just assigning types to them, if that's ok)

A N C I E N T S

Pure Vanilla as a Pokemon: Normal/Psychic (thought of Normal/Fairy, but I thought Psychic may suit him better bc of his magic + the Light of Truth + the association with intelligence/knowledge the Psychic type has always had)

Pure Vanilla as a trainer: The very first Pokemon that came to my mind was Audino. Something about Vanilla says he'd be an Audino guy. I'm not even sure what it is, Blissey would probably be slightly more fitting, but I keep imagining him being besties with an Audino and it's adorable to me

Hollyberry as a Pokemon: Normal/Fighting, I think (or perhaps Fairy/Fighting, because of Fairy's power over and invulnerability towards Dragon)

Hollyberry as a trainer: Hmm... Bastiodon kind of feels like the easy way out tbh. Tinkaton would be funny (but suits Princess a lot better imo). Chesnaught reflects her fighting style and personality pretty well... Chesnaught it is

Dark Cacao as a Pokemon: Dark/Fighting for sure (I considered Dark/Ice as well, but I just can't ignore the Fighting type for him. I feel like I'd be committing a crime if I did. Also, I don't think he's actually from the Great Icing Ridge? It's not super clear, but Might of the Ancients made it seem like he was a traveler from somewhere else. That could perhaps be used as justification for shelving the Ice type for him. (Also also you don't NEED to be Ice-type to live in cold places, plenty of other types seen in snowy biomes in Pokemon)

Dark Cacao as a trainer: Man would be rocking a Kingambit, change my mind

Golden Cheese as a Pokemon: Ground/Flying, duh. (Or maybe Rock/Flying? Ground seems better idk)

Golden Cheese as a trainer: It's hard. There are so many Pokemon that would suit her imo. Sableye. Diancie. Persian (Kantonian or Alolan, doesn't matter). Unfezant (female, the Pokedex repeatedly lists them as superior fliers). But... keeping with the lore of both CRK and Pokemon... I think, after she wakes up and reenters the world, all Golden should have is the one Sigilyph left in the entire desert, who chose to be loyal to her and the kingdom to the very end and beyond

Just want to note that Golden Cheese would be besties with Olivia and you cannot change my mind on that

White Lily as a Pokemon: Grass/Fairy with some Dark-type moves available in her movepool as a nod to her being Dark Enchantress, change my mind

White Lily as a trainer: FLORGES! WHITE FLOWER FORM! RAAAAHHHHHHH

B E A S T S

Shadow Milk as a Pokemon: Dark/Psychic, duh

Shadow Milk as a trainer: this one is tough tbh. Malamar? Banette? Zoroark (Unovan)? Probably Malamar due to its natural malevolence and hypnotism powers tbh (but the other two are so compelling... why did I limit myself to an ace for each of them...). Also, I think he would've had a Slowking as a hero

Eternal Sugar as a Pokemon: leaning towards Fairy/Poison, latter because I've already been imagining her as a succubus of some sort and Poison suits that better (yes I know she has wings, Flying is a basic bitch answer and not all winged Pokemon are classified as Flying-types)

Eternal Sugar as a trainer: Komala is right there... but so is Musharna :/ (lots of "dream eater" Pokemon would suit her probably. Which is funny bc most of those are Ghost-types lol)

Mystic Flour as a Pokemon: Psychic at the very least. Not sure about a second type though... (or just make her Mewtwo from the anime/movies, they've got the same genocidal emo attitude lol)

Mystic Flour as a trainer: Girlie gets an Espeon, the end. (Maybe she knew Jirachi once upon a time)

Burning Spice as a Pokemon: Fire/Fighting (thought of Fire/Dark too, but... same deal as with Cacao, if I didn't add Fighting I'd probably go to jail)

Burning Spice as a trainer: Incineroar Incineroar Incineroar Incineroar Incineroar Incineroar Incineroar- (he'd suck ass as a trainer though, just because I know he'd treat his Pokemon terribly, the same way he mistreats the Wild Spices...)

Silent Salt as a Pokemon: Dark/Steel. Like. Come on lol

Silent Salt as a trainer: Something else that would land me in prison is not giving Salt an Aegislash lol. Or maybe a Bisharp. And a Corviknight. (Perhaps he would have met Cobalion while he was still a hero)

I'M STARTING TO IMAGINE A POKEMON AU NOW. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME. I'VE GOT, LIKE, EIGHT OTHER AUs I'M JUGGLING IN MY HEAD ALREADY. NOW I WANT TO MAKE UP ANGST FOR GOLDIE AND THAT SIGILYPH. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

(you can atone for your sins by asking me for full teams for each of these good-for-nothing short stacks)

[150genetic]

- A hydraulic system. Mask plates hover ominously over the muzzle, should increased aggression become an issue.

- Two antennae, one to receive word from colleagues, another to receive signal to activate the hydraulic properties of the mask

- To be used in tandem with needles that stick deep in Mewtwo's pressure points, making it hard to remove on their own, let alone heal out of.

- cute sweater i saw

[poketextures]

Detailed explanation of textures available are below the cut.

Hairy (Coarse) - covered in coarse hairs/fur of any length

Fluffy (Soft) - soft fluff (of any length) covers the body

Leathery/Skin - a texture like leather or skin

Scaled/Plated - covered in disparate scales or plates

Feathery - covered in feathers

Smooth - low-friction surface, no resistance when stroking

Rough - has an uneven or irregular surface

Slimy - covered in a substance that makes it slippery

Tacky/Sticky - like semi-dry glue; sticks to everything it touches

Rubbery - elastic, slight friction when touching

Spiky/Prickly - sharp protrusions cover the surface

Vaporous - very little texture, feels like smoky/thick air

[charlotteoccasionally]

i’ve read over 100 ky//man fics, here are ones i like ❤️

(WARNING: KY/MAN, OOC, OPINIONS, CRINGE - not the authors, me for spending so much time reading)

To Be Wanted by Verimakea - my most recent fave, i love it smmmmm. it’s a historical western au. kyle is a bounty hunter, cartman is a criminal, they get snowed in and shit progresses. it’s too freaking good. // 56,400 6/6 chapters

Abraham’s Son by Satine89 - this has been a WIP since 2014 but recently updated and OP said they’re planning on finishing by this year so for sure it is a worthwhile read. hunger games au, kyle is a capitol traitor banished to district 12, eric is the 47th games’ victor. kyle and bebe get chosen as this year’s tributes and have to deal with the fear of dying and trying to continue the fight started by eric the year prior. a lot of sad shit happens but it is goooood. very much recommend. // 57,158 23/28 chapters

something about the chase by grossalien- drag cartman au. i LOVE drag cartman. // 11,299, two oneshots

the “Im with stupid” series by numbknee - established kyman relationship. kyle and cartman have only just gotten together and try to navigate their new relationship and the shit that comes with it (plus the crazy way they got together in the first place 😭). it’s just cute and i like it. // four oneshots, 46,099

kyle isn’t anything by suzie_tempest - end of high school romance au. kyle is discovering himself and what he wants right before graduation. cartman plays a big role in that self discovery. it’s rlly cute i like it. // 89,801 12/14 chapters

be still my (virtual) heart by mewtwos - college au. this is for the losers out there who agree with me that the main 4 are losers too and need to be portrayed as such more often in fan works 🙌 kyle is a little rich boy at college who’s completely normal except for the fact that he’s in a parasocial relationship with a v-tuber named erica chan (you’ll never guess who it is 😳) . he’s gotta work on a school project with cartman. the sexting between erica chan and kyle is excruciating and that’s what makes it so good. i love this one and hope it gets more updates in the future cus it’s so funny. // 18,802, 4/? chapters

it was destiny anyways by galaxy_friday17 - i am not a big fantasy person and not into lore heavy fics but this one was rlly frickin good 🥳 was i confused half the time? yes, but it’s my fault cus i’m the type who skims through long paragraphs if there’s no romance 😭 it’s a stick of truth au, angsty as hell with multiple time skips. i recommend // 53,847 19/19 chapters

It could be wrong, could be wrong (But it should've been right) by grossalien - this follows tweek and craig’s povs but it is a kyman fic. basically tweek and craig accidentally become the last straw that ruined kyle and cartman’s first date and cartman haruhi suzumiya’s himself and everyone around him into a time loop until the date goes well. only tweek and craig are aware of the loop and are forced to make the date go well if they want to leave the time loop. it’s rlly good and rlly funny. // 19,843, 6/6 chapters

in a mirror, festively by synapticfirefly- this is a basic rec in the fandom but it rlly is just too good. it’s the perfect mix of funny and smut and genuinely heartfelt with a surprising emphasis on facebook relationship status(?) 😭 it’s a mirrorverse au where cartman is a little bitch who just wants to do his holiday charities and everyone around him is absolutely batshit evil, esp kyle who just wants him to come to his hanukkah party. // 36,337, 10/10 chapters

put out the fire on us by i_already_forgot - i don’t like to recommend unfinished fics bc i don’t wanna get someone disappointed but this fic is genuinely too good to not be recommended. kyle and cartman get pranked by clyde and they accidentally get handcuffed, fall down a waterfall and get stranded in the woods 🤷‍♀️ it’s funnier if i don’t elaborate. they gotta survive and make it out and their friendship develops and it’s so cute and i love it. if op ever posts another chapter i will be jumping up and down. // 139,167, 11/? chapters

if i were honest with you by creamdream98 - imma be fr, this is my fave kyman fic ever. probbo one of my fave fics of all time. i starting reading it from the first chapter and i was SEATEDD for every update. it’s a regular high school au but sum abt it is just so endearing and sweet and makes you root for eric and kyle. like the kiss scene made me audibly cheer out loud. basically cartman is a freak and bc he’s in love with kyle draws weird drawings of him in his notebook AT SCHOOL (i would NEVERRR). stan catches him one day and makes a deal with him that if cartman helps him get wendy, he’ll help cartman get kyle. it’s adorable i’ve reread it like 10 times. highly recommend if you’re into that sorta thing. // 150,655, 19/19 chapters

i have more but i don’t wanna do this anymore ❤️

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

I love your mimikyuu and I just can’t stop thinking of little yuu having another Pokéball that they haven’t opened in NRC yet, and when asked yuu just goes

“Oh that’s my other Pokémon! You wanna say hi? :D”

Yuu throws the ball it’s just a huge fuckin legendary Pokémon. Or a mewtwo lol

Even a drampa would be funny too, no one would mess with little yuu with a drampa

I actually have a Pokémon tag!!

Imagine tho they have a lil baby Pokémon maybe a magikarp and everyone's bullying them for it ans then they pull up with the gyrados

Also I keep imagining a yuu with access to their dex/box and they gift Pokémon to their homies

Jade gets a dwarf Breloom that's fits in his terrarium and he's buzzing from excitement

Malleus being surprised abt what qualifies as a dragon and being fascinated by hazorus, even more by a Swablu or how Cyclizar is a motorcycle pr how Dragapult launches their babies. Tatsugiri blows his mind.

Leona taking in a pokemon that evolves with Affection (not just friendship) and is DENIAL. (we talked abt previously him and a Sylveon)

Deuce crying over the egg pokemon. He gets a Riolu that he knows only evolves with friendship and only sticks to those who believe in justice and sobs when it becomes a Lucario cause he really is becoming an honor student

[besttropeveershowdown]

The SECOND Best Trope Ever Showdown: Round 1, Side C, Poll 1

EDIT: Which trope is BETTER, not worse!

Artificial Beings Are People

Clones or androids are treated as people.

Propaganda:

People fighting to be seen as an individual/someone worthy of basic rights is a great narrative. Also, consider the famous quote: “I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent,it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” -Mewtwo

Unreliable Narrator

A narrator who may not be telling the truth.

Propaganda:

It’s cool, interesting, and a fun way to learn your mc has been lying to you the entire story!