#SticksMewtwo

[askthe-editor]

Viris: You trained the old gods...?

Galya: You trained the Archpriest?!

Yamiko: I take it you two find this surprising?

Viris: I knew you were powerful, but powerful enough to instruct Niki, old god of warfare? I have my doubts.

Galya: The Archpriest of Andea Tacita? One of the first vampires in existence?!

Yamiko: He was also a vampire? Hmm, that would explain much...

[ @iamyourdoubt ]

[ask-retro-rotom]

Sticks: I find the holiday charming, how about you two?

Gabbi: Meh, it’s alright!

Retro-2: How was the northern hemisphere?

Retro: Cold. Really, really cold.

Gabbi: Hey, uh, guys? I don’t mean to alarm everyone but, the zoroark is gone.

Freyja: When did that happen!?

Gabbi: I dunno, but I don’t think he would’ve gotten very far!

Retro: Everyone spread out and search for him. If he’s moved recently then he should still be within Junkatorium!

[ask-retro-rotom]

Sticks: You see, as a Mewtwo, I am artificial, and thus, a chimera of many different pokemon genes. However, something happened, which I will not get into the specifics of, it is a long story if you care to listen, but it changed the pigments in my cells to become shiny, at least the ones that were compatible. 

And, uh, about the baby mew, I think I saw them by the warm lounge, but I cannot be entirely certain. 

[[ @asklittlemew ]]

[ask-retro-rotom]

(( @askshinylugia I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SPENT TWO HOURS MAKING A LAVA LAMP MEWTWO FOR THE FUTURE AAAAAA))

[ask-retro-rotom]

Retro: That’s... well, that’s quite the change isn’t it, Sticks? What did you do while you were gone?

Sticks: I traveled to the Crestlands to train with Primrose. The training there has turned me half-shiny.

On my way here I caught word of a, uh.. a “Christmas Ball” happening in a place called Silverkeep, something about needing formal attire or something festive.

Retro-2: Well, how are you guys gonna get the get-ups? The best we have here is more than likely in tatters or incredibly soggy.

Sticks: I did earn some money from my time in the Crestlands, so finding some place to buy a bow tie and some nice jackets should not be too much of an issue.

Retro: ...Well alright then! Let’s go to Silverkeep!

[Retro, Gabbi, and Sticks are all attending the Christmas Ball!]

[ask-retro-rotom]

Freyja: Organize.

Hey! Everyone here, listen up!

We may be down a Zygarde, but that’s not gonna stop us from fixing the problems of both universes. I somewhat agree that ours takes priority, but we shouldn’t completely ignore our refugees’ situation either.

Azrael, burned one.

Azrael-2: Yes, Lady Freyja?

Freyja: Is it possible for me to wish for two things with one wish?

Azrael-2: Fire Away!

Freyja: I wish for two eggs, one containing Dhatri, another containing a version of Yarajya without her mutation. 

Azrael-2: Easy-Peasy!

Freyja: Now I want the rest of you out there training. The Dhatri egg should hatch pretty soon, but Yarajya’s will take a little while longer. I’m giving each of you half a year or so to train. I’ll call all of you back here once everyone is hatched. Get to it. 

[Sticks has left Junkatorium]

[ask-retro-rotom]

Sticks: ...Retro, what happened to Azrael?

Retro: He was knocked out. He’ll be fine, though. I’ve already seen to that. I’m just patching up Rubellite. He certainly did a number on her.

Sticks: Is she going to help us free Aranyani and Freyja?

Rubellite: I am now, now that I truly know how bad the surface is.

Retro: That... was a suspiciously fast flip-flop on your opinion of the surface. 

Rubellite: I... suppose you’re right. I don’t think I even believed what I was saying in the first place. Now I just feel guilty. The least I can do is help restore the balance of this region.

[Aranyani and Freyja have been released from the diamond!]

[ask-retro-rotom]

Retro: Hey, Dhatri, I need your advice on something, and, I guess you’re the first mon I thought of to ask about it.

Dhatri: Of course, Retro, what is it?

Retro: ...Are you familiar at all with a Diancie named Rubellite? A source I have says that she’s got Aranyani and Freyja trapped in diamond in this universe.

Dhatri: ...I figured she’d be the one who would seal them off. Rubellite, if you must know, is... not quite all there in her head. From what I knew of ours, she was distant, brash, and generally a lot of things felt... off... about her. If ours is very similar to theirs, then you might expect her to be a bit more villainous than you might expect from a Diancie.

Retro: So who should we bring along? I was thinking myself, Azrael, Gabb--

Dhatri: No. Not Gabbi. 

Retro: Why not?

Retro: ...Why...? What’s been going on?

Dhatri: She brought Alesia to Yggdrasil to try and keep her safe, like she sensed she would be in some kind of danger, but she talked Gabbi into bringing her back. It was a very tearful goodbye. I’d give her the time alone, and perhaps some comforting, but she’s definitely not in shape to be out fighting.

Retro: Sticks, then?

Dhatri: ...I’ll send her through to you. Good luck. 

[Sticks has appeared in the second universe!]