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>Silly sex with Simon Riley. 💗

“Fuck, love...” Simon's needy voice hits your ear, calloused hands roaming up and down your body as if his life depends on it, leaving a track of fire that burns from within.

“Don't call me love, mate.” His thrusts falter for a second, letting out a small chuckle before he starts moving again, his meaty cock slipping in and out of your needy cunt. Simon's grip tightens on your body, not leaving a single inch of skin untouched.

“Don't call me mate. Feels like I'm shaggin' one of the lads.” Your little giggles hit like music to his ears, even when they're interrupted by moaning the moment his tip slams against your cervix, letting you feel every single inch of his veiny dick.

“Bet you'd like that, wanker.” Your playful insults do nothing but act as fuel for Simon, the little amused smirk he shoots you as he starts to thrust deeper into you, the sound of his muscular thighs slapping against your ass ring around the room, only adding to the atmosphere you both set minutes ago.

“'S much better than wanking.” His face only seeks deeper shelter into the crook of your neck the moment you try to push him away and call him gross while giggling, allowing his burly arms to wrap around your waist only to bring your warm body closer to his, open-mouthed kisses planted all over your neck despite the chuckles escaping his lips.

“What kind o' mints do soldiers use?” Simon couldn't let the quiet gasps take over— not when he had you underneath him, looking prettier than ever, eyes glossy from laughing and the most lovely smile he's ever seen.

“What?” You ask after a few seconds, getting lost in the way Simon looks straight out of a porno— a thin layer of sweat covering his pale skin, muscles bulging out of his skin with the strain from thrusting into your sopping pussy, his face slightly scrunched up the moment your walls tighten around him.

“Tac-tics.” You try to hold in your laugh— truly, you do, yet the cheeky grin Simon gives you is enough to make your resolve falter, giggles mixing in with the moaning at the feeling of his thick cock throbbing inside you, your hands coming up to cup his cheeks just to bring him in closer, keeping eye contact even as his eyes crinkle, deep chuckles escaping his lips despite himself.

Simon's lips crash against yours last second, part of him not wanting you to hear just how good you're making him feel, your warm walls wrapping around him like vice, making him thrust deeper and harder into you, shooting ropes of cum right into your cunt way earlier than he would've liked, yet the feeling of your wet tongue sloppily wrapping around his is enough to make him forget about any worries.

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bimbo!reader has a girl cat that's absolutely in love with Simon.

“‘S your mama bein' mean to you?” He coos to the big white cat laid on his stomach, getting a few loud purrs in return as his hand runs up and down her fur.

“I'm just trying to put her collar on, Si.” You whine, attempting to grab the cat only for her to cuddle closer to Simon, kneading his chest. He gave you a small smile, leaning down to plant kisses all over her head.

“Gimme the collar, angel.” He reaches out for it and examines it for a few seconds, amusement dancing in his brown eyes. It's pink, decorated by strawberry charms over the length of it and a big, darker pink bow at the end. It absolutely looks like something you'd enjoy— like something Ms. Whiskers would enjoy.

He plants a kiss on your nose before putting the collar on the cat with ease, the birman putting no resistance at all. She was such an obedient girl before meeting Simon, yet just like you, she's been getting spoiled well. She meows as you pet her, pretty acrylics that he paid for running up and down her fur, making her purr louder on his chest.

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No thoughts head empty, just bimbo!reader and Simon, who absolutely adores her. Something about a sheltered girl who has never even been close to seeing the horrors of war like he has is very refreshing to write about, not to mention how nice it must be for Simon to have a partner who, despite being kinda dim-witted, adores him just as much.

Simon's expectations of her aren't anything huge— simply for her to stay loyal and love him, and he'll take care of the rest. The pair is odd, bimbo!reader having a hyper-feminine style with lots of pink, while Simon is way more chill and always sticks to dark clothes, yet they both work out perfectly fine.

Simon ''my girl can wear whatever tf she wants, I can fight'' Riley absolutely adores seeing his girlfriend in short dresses and miniskirts and takes her shopping often whenever he's back from deployments. His favorite thing is seeing your smile when you find clothes you love, and he even helps you find things that he knows for a fact you'll like.

This man has your size for clothes and shoes memorized, one quick look in your closet when you're bathing and he's already learning and writing down on his notes the brands that you like so he can go shopping later.

He keeps his job a secret for you, not denying any guesses that you make no matter how far-fetched they are. What the fuck is a cosplayer? Sure, he's that. The smell of gunpowder that clings to him no matter how often he showers is simply a weird cologne, yeah.

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I need a soft könig 😔😔

He is like a grizzly, lethal but tender

Despite how insufferably cocky the behemoth of a man can be, there's a single person in the world who gets to see a soft, tender side of him— the sweet little thing who always welcomes him home with a big meal and a wide smile.

His growing exhaustion and aching muscles are almost screaming in agony as his arms wrap around your waist, leaning down to catch you the moment you jump on him for a hug. Your legs wrap around his waist out of pure muscle memory, hundreds of times welcoming him from his long deployments created a routine that none of you is willing to change or drop.

His large hands cascade down your back before grasping the back of your thighs firmly, wanting to give you an extra support despite the way you're clinging to him like a flea, your face finding shelter on the crook of his neck, taking in the smell of sweat, gunpowder, and burnt tobacco that always seems to stick to him even when he showers before coming home, not wanting his pretty wife to smell the gore and dirt on him.

“Oma invited us over for dinner tonight.” His voice is softer, kind. A contrast to the absolute beast he is in the field, a tone reserved only for you, sweetness seeping through his words and actions as his fingers absent-mindedly trace circles on your soft, plush thighs.

“I know. She kept talking about how much she missed her sweet boy.” He may be a killing machine— a human battering ram with enough sins to do penance for a lifetime, yet his wife's teasing words make his blood rapidly rise up to his cheeks, thankful for the mask concealing his features, yet you already know he's flustered by the way his gaze drops to the floor and his shoulders drop, the chaste kiss you plant on his clothed nose making the corners of his lips pull up into a bashful smile.

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Realistic cat girl who doesn't like attention until she's in heat...?

Like usually a brat, yeah. But you know what cats are doing the second they're in heat? Ass in the face and SCREAMING.

Ghost goes and sits on the couch, cat!girl coming out immediately, Whining loudly, crawling into his lap and just sticking her butt into Simon's face and letting her arms hang off the couch, making air biscuits. All while just wiggling her hips, as if the position is much simon can work with.

(other than eating her out from the back <3)

Yes!! Simon's catgirl girlfriend absolutely dislikes his attention unless she's in heat💗

Simon's eyes were on you the moment you came strutting out of his bedroom, your hard nipples poking out of the shirt you were wearing— one of his shirts, which was still dirty and was previously in the laundry basket only to be dug out by your bratty paws.

He watches in amusement as you say nothing to him, simply offering him a half-lidded glare from over your shoulder as you set on his lap, flexible body taking a few seconds to switch positions, your bare ass right in his face, loud whines and purrs coming out of your body. He tries to move his head away, thinking it's simply one of your bratty displays of ''affection'', only realizing what's going on when you refuse to move, wiggling your hips in front of him.

“That bad, huh?” Simon teases, his calloused hand trailing up from your shoulders to your ass, seeing your back arch instinctively with his touch. You simply let out another loud whine until he gets the message, starting to lift up the shirt while his free hand keeps running up and down your spine.

“Fuckin' hell...” He whispers, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down when he realizes just how needy you are. He stares at your sopping pussy for a few seconds before adjusting your hips and leaning down, his tongue flicking out to taste your slick, his actions a mix of dominance and lust.

He can feel his cock getting hard from just tasting you, half-lidded brown eyes closing when he sees your arms hanging off the couch, fluffy paws making air biscuits while he eats you out. Your back arches just to press your pussy closer to his mouth, making Simon smirk as his tongue continues to lap at your sensitive cunt.

He shifts on the couch, his warm tongue delving deeper into your cunt, his actions becoming needier by the moment as if you're not the one who needs a proper fucking. His free hand comes up to spank your ass, only making your whines grow shamelessly louder.

“Dirty fuckin' thing, shoving your filthy cunt in my face...” He scolds playfully, wanting to see just how bad you were having it. Normally, you would've smacked him in the head with your paw for even looking at you for a bit too long, but right now? All you can do is whine, pushing your ass closer to his face.

“It's not filthy.” Your defiance shines through even when all your warm body needs is to get fucked by Simon, clenching around nothing when you think about having his thick, veiny cock inside you again. He lets out a soft chuckle before pushing you away from him gently, not even having the time to clean his mouth before you're straddling him, lips crashing against his as you rub your sopping cunt against his hardened cock, shamelessly tasting your own juices on his tongue.

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Simon’s daughter dressed like bimbo!reader but is just as intense as Simon.

She’s playing in the park one day, cute pie patootie dressed like a little angel when some boys try and make fun of her. Simon can see this but, he doesn’t move from his spot on the bench. His little girl can take care of herself.

And she does, picking up her stuffed animal, one she’s sewn a 10 bound bean bag into, walking up behind one of the boys and smacking him over the head with it. The kid goes face first into the dirt from the force of her swing. (He’s fine)

She *sloooolwy* rips off a teddy bear head to send a message to a little girl across the classroom. When they bring Bimbo!reader and Simon in to talk about it? Bimbo!reader laughs it off, “Oh, she copies what she sees!” And one look at Simon the teacher never calls them back in, again.

She’s normally a very sweet little girl! Just… She’s Simon’s daughter. Even if she wears behind the pink frilly clothes her mother buys for her, she wears it like Ghost wears his balaclava… as a mask to hide behind.

YESYES!! Simon and Bimbo!Reader's daughter may be a sweet looking girl, absolutely loving all the pink, frilly dresses her mum buys for her— but she's still Simon's daughter.

Her daddy taught her how to defend herself and she generally admires him a lot, so it's only natural she wants to be like him. Simon canonically says ''bastard'' A LOT, so just imagine this tiny little thing in a pink dress throwing her bullies around and calling them bastards, acting all innocent when her parents get called to school.

She's smart enough not to say it in front of her parents, until she ha d a hard day at school and trips over her dress, slapping her hand on the floor and calling it a bastard. 😭😭

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this is so silly but imagine ghost making love to fem reader and her randomly getting the hiccups- at the first hiccup he'd ask if she was okay and right has she answers yes she hiccups again and he just start giggling because he thinks its cute and silly

“Y'okay?” Simon tries his best not to laugh at the high-pitched noise leaving your lips every few seconds, pressing his lips into a thin line as you nod your head... only for another hiccup to escape.

Simon's hips halt, brown eyes staring deep into yours before he presses gentle kisses all over your skin, not minding the thin layer of sweat covering it— not when he's the one who caused it. Your little giggles make the moment even more tender, basking in the intimacy that comes from making love to you.

His forehead presses against yours, allowing you a much better look at his dilated pupils, gaze full of passion and vulnerability— only to accidentally crash your forehead against his the moment a much louder and high-pitched hiccup causes your body to move. Your hands immediately cup his cheek, wide eyes full of panic as you check for any marks on his pale skin.

“Simon! I'm so sor—” You don't even get the chance to apologize properly before Simon's eyes crinkle, his features much more relaxed than what you've ever seen, the corners of his chapped lips tilting up into a smile as he lets out a laugh, unable to hold himself back despite the hit he just took to the forehead.

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Milf Reader X Simon is good

But HIGH MILITARY RANK MILF READER X Simon is devastating

High military rank milf reader save me.....

In general, I think Simon would absolutely adore an older woman, but pair that up with someone who has her shit together and has more power than him?

Simon would be head over heels the first time he saw you in your formal uniform after months of working together. It wasn't anything special, simply a fitted pair of pants and an expensive blazer decorated with the colorful chest candy you've earned throughout the years, a new addition from your latest mission together.

God, I can't stop thinking about how much he'd stare when he sees you carrying your daughter, spunky little thing who definitely got her personality from you. She's not shy to point out to the man staring at you, making you look at Simon with a raised eyebrow before you introduce both of them, leaving them alone the moment you get an emergency call.

Poor Simon would be interrogated by a tiny 10 year-old about who he is and his relationship with you, looking at him with pure doubt before he wins her over by telling her some of his awful jokes that kids always seem to love.

Sweet angel would be his wingwoman without him even knowing. She just wants to see her mum happy again, and the man with the skull mask is funny and nice to both of you :((

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I love bimbo reader! It’s definitely my new favorite! I know you mentioned it before but how would Simon react to nipple piercings? Just asking for a friend…🫢

As someone with nipple piercings, these mfs HURT the first week, so let's assume she got them pierced while he was deployed and it's been 2 weeks since they're still sensitive but don't hurt HJBEFJHBEFJHB

>Simon's reaction to bimbo!reader getting her nipples pierced💗

Simon knew something was wrong from the moment you saw him at the airport. There was no jumping in his arms, no hugging for minutes until he told you he's ready to go home and no bouncing on your heels subconsciously. Sure, you hugged him for a few seconds and were all giddy to see him again, kissing his knuckles and telling him how much you missed him, but where are his long hugs? Why aren't you clinging to him with arms and legs?

“Got a surprise for you, Si.” He was snapped out of his own head by your soft words, slight nervousness in your tone. Brown eyes look up at you with slight worry, thin eyebrows raising as he waits for you to break it to him.

He was expecting to hear bad news— not for you to lift your shirt and bra up, revealing the pretty jewelry adorning your nipples. He blinked a few times before giving you a small smile, hands immediately going to your waist to pull you closer to him, taking a better look at your piercings.

“You can't touch them much until they heal a bit more.” His excited smile doesn't falter for a second, too excited about the idea of getting to play with your sensitive, hard nipples, even if he has to be careful. He plants a small kiss between your tits, letting his face bury on the soft fat before looking up at you.

“That why you didn't jump on me at the airport?” It only takes a small hum of confirmation to ease his mind, his hand trailing up to your tit and feeling the fat, being careful not to touch your piercing. His tongue is gentle as he starts to circle your sensitive nipple, restless eyes finally closing when you don't push him away, starting to carefully suckle on your nipple, not bothered at all by the metal.

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>Simon's reaction to bimbo!reader taking the lead and making him cum.<3

“Fuck.” Simon's lips are desperate as he pulls you closer, latching onto your nipple while fucking into you. His thick cock slips in and out of your sopping cunt at a fast pace, his low groans mixing in with the sound of his meaty thighs slapping against your ass.

His control slips further as he feels the relentless stimulation, your cunt tightening up around him when he sucks your nipple harder, his tongue circling around the pretty jewelry from your piercing. His hands are holding onto your ass, kneading the fat as he guides you to ride him.

“Pretty fuckin' girl.” His voice is strained, finally letting go of your nipples and resting his head back on the pillow, brown eyes becoming half-lidded as he struggles to keep them open, gaze switching from your tits bouncing, to your pretty, sweaty face.

His hips buck forward, driving his cock deeper into your cunt as his groans grow louder, his lips turning into a thin line as he tries to keep quiet. It's too fucking embarrassing for you to hear him moan.

Simon's body tenses as you get on the soles of your feet with his cock still inside you, your hands resting on his strong chest for support as you start riding him, impaling yourself down on his meaty cock.

“Lemme hear you, baby.” You moan out, soft hand going up to hold his jaw softly, enough to make his lips part. His body betrays him, deep moans finally escaping his lips as a response to you sinking down on his cock, feeling you ride him faster and faster.

His moans grow louder, his own primal desires taking over. He can feel himself nearing the edge, cock throbbing in your tight cunt as his body responds to you.

He starts to lazily buck his hips into you, meeting your thrusts halfway, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down before a needier moan leaves his lips, holding your hips down as he spills his cum into you, holding you close and letting you ride out your own orgasm on his sensitive cock.

He pulls you close, one hand running up and down your back while the other one holds the back of your head, pulling your face closer to his chest. His breaths are ragged as he manages to plant a soft kiss on the top of your head, recovering from the intense orgasm.

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OKAY BUT !!!!!!!!! if 141 has a spoiled, bratty catgirl then kortac for sure has a very naive and sweet puppygirl! she doesn't understand when they mock her or call her dumb, in fact she thinks that they're being so nice when they say "oh, so you CAN use your brain after all" or "wow, didn't think you'd figure that one out" etc. and laugh. her tail is wagging so hard and she's so excited because that's the biggest amount of praise she ever gets from them.

Yes yes!! TF141 and their spoiled, bratty catgirl could never!!

The KorTac men are so mean, always mocking you for that tiny pea-sized brain you have, purposely getting you riled up with their tone and body language even while they're being so mean to you :(((

They like seeing your expression as they switch their tone and call you their dumb little mutt, clapping their hands and speaking in an excited tone just to see the way your ass moves with your wagging tail, taking turns sitting you on their laps just for you to pepper their rough, scarred faces in wet kisses and licks :(((

Disgusting perverts they are, a group full of mercenaries taking advantage of a puppygirl who's always so excited to see them and has unwavering loyalty towards them, but they can't be that bad if they always give you the tastiest treats even when you have to lick different foods from their hard, huge cocks, right? <333

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Based on this ask I got a while back, but I can't stop thinking about red panda hybrid!reader with the entire 141 :((

Jumpy little thing, climbing trees all day and acting annoyed and moody when they try to join you unless they have food on them. Their favorite view is seeing your face light up from its usual pout the second you smell any fruit on them, rapidly climbing down head-first before jumping on them once it's safe enough, trusting that they'll catch you— and they always do.

Simon can be a bit mean sometimes simply because he secretly thinks you're the cutest thing ever, holding up sliced apples in his hand as you attempt to climb his body like a tree, using every single inch of fabric and gear that your paws can touch.

Price's favorite thing is to keep you seated on his lap while he takes care of paperwork, having a plate of fruit that he personally handfeeds you, teaching you how to be patient even when all you want to do is dig your pretty face on the plate of berries. Sometimes the urges win, leaving you with hiccups from eating so fast, and earning you a knowing look from him.

Gaz and Soap like to try climbing with you, although you're much more agile and rarely wait for them. They're usually unable to keep up, simply opting to have chats under the shade of the tree while you nap, arms, legs, and an adorably bushy tail dangling from the tree.

Being the youngest men from the Task Force, of course they have needs. It's an agreement they discussed a while before your heat, keeping their time with you calm and relaxed. You don't even have to tell them you're in heat— they know.

It starts with you becoming needier, sometimes getting aggressive and easily agitated, yet keeping your desperate eyes on them even when you climbed the tree to isolate, blaming it on them being annoying. They persuade you down with food, holding an appetizing apple that makes your stomach rumble, climbing down quickly just for them to take turns sitting you on their laps, hard cocks grinding against your needy cunt even when you try to focus on the food.

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do you think that simon would let Bimbo!reader see him soft or only when he's hard??? (I was finna send another ask (a few more really) in but I need this answered first.)

Feel free to send as many asks as you want!!<333

Simon would def let bimbo!reader see him soft! He has a pretty decent size when his dick is soft, and he knows you'd never make fun of him for how it looks like.

He may have been hesitant about it at first when you talked him into showering together a few days after dating, but he eventually relents and accepts. After a while he even lets you suck him off while he's soft just to feel him get hard in your mouth hfhjefhf hottest thing he's ever seen<3

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Simon giving bimbo reader the most devastating back shots and she gets overwhelmed reaching an arm back to press against his pelvis and he tells her not to run from it………

Simon's warm hands wrap around your hips, bringing your plush ass closer to his cock with every deep thrust, using your own body as leverage as he fucked into you. Your long acrylic nails grip the satin sheets underneath you, face buried on a pillow to muffle your needy moans.

It was all too intense, feeling the leaky tip of his cock ram against your sensitive womb with every thrust, his deep groans ringing in your ears from behind you, your heart beating loudly in your ears, pulsating at the same time you felt his cock throb. Your hand goes up to his pelvis, trying to push Simon away to get a break for a few seconds, only for his grip on your hips to tighten.

“No backing out now, love.” Your eyes roll back to your head when his hips start rolling against your ass, his movements less rough, yet just as deep as before. Your nails dig into his meaty thigh as your orgasm hits, shaking and squirming underneath him, back arching even more in nothing but pure bliss as Simon releases thick ropes of cum into your needy womb, thrusting a few times to ride out his orgasm.

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hello!! big fan of bimbo!reader and simon, i love them so much. i imagine them having a gym they go to together and while simon is doing his workout, getting hella into it, he looks over and bimbo!reader is always just kind of playing on her phone while sitting at a machine legs swinging. or we just follow ghost around so we can stare at his big sweaty muscles for the whole hour. bimbo!reader def makes going to the gym an experience, has to wear a cute lil outfit with her matching water bottle, etc. i’m at the gym writing this 🥲🥲

HII lovely!! thank you so so much<333 answering this along with your other ask!! omg with my last ask, i feel like simon enjoys watching bimbo reader get hot on at the gym. when she turns down goes, she points over to her big buff bf 🥰🥰

The princess treatment applies everywhere. Simon racks and unracks the weights for you, sometimes even adding his own to complete sets after you.

It never fails to amuse him how you can casually do his PR on leg extensions, perfectly manicured nails holding your phone, the strawberry charm he bought you dangling from it.

He doesn't fail to notice how you keep staring at him when you think he's too focused on his workout, muscles bulging out from his tight, black compression shirt every time he lifts the heavy weights. He sometimes gives you a side eye, a small smirk pulling on the corners of his lips at the fact that you're staring so hard.

He's not bothered by it, it's actually quite the opposite— he feels proud of working so hard, keeping his body strong to protect you, and he knows you'll be praising his muscles once you're both back home. He's already aching to feel your long acrylics run down his skin gently, squeezing at the muscle.

Pretty little thing like you, wearing a lovely pink outfit matching with your water bottle. He can't stop himself from staring as you warm up, looking at the way your shorts hug your curves, sports bra exposing most of your back now that the pump cover has been discarded. He watches with amusement as a guy comes up to you, trying to strike conversation.

“Hey, beautiful.” Your face scrunches up before turning around, trying your best to give him a small smile and not look disgusted at the idea of anyone other than your Simon flirting with you.

“Taken.” You point towards Simon, your face lighting up as he makes eye contact with you before turning to stare at the guy, raising an eyebrow. He doesn't even have to make himself more brooding— his size itself is enough for the other guy to simply turn away without saying a word, going to another corner of the gym to finish his workout.

Simon's brown eyes are fully focused on you as you walk to him, standing on your tip toes to give his cheek a soft kiss.

“I'll spot for you, Si.” He doesn't need a spot, yet having you watching him has always made him reach a new PR each time. Anything to impress his angel.

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