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[stuffeddeer]

Idk if your like still taking asks since your last one was 2 whole weeks ago but i really just wanted to talk about 15!Dazai cause i miss my pookie and i reread your first kiss hc’s and ughhh being Dazai’s first ever crush, hes so smitten with you and doesn’t even understand why, maybe also forces Chuuya to be his unwilling wingman because he deadass uses cringey one liners on you and chuuya is sick and tired of it.

15!Dazai deserves to be a giddy infatuated teenager and kicking his legs like a schoolgirl when you give him your attention 🤧

Smitten 15!Dazai needing a wingman | Bungo Stray Dogs | Dazai x reader

nearly 8 months later i am here to complete this request!!! hope this is what you wanted (and was maybe worth the wait lol)

Chuuya doesn't really get the whole "Demon Prodigy" thing. Oh, Dazai is just soo smart and soo scary - what a joke. Chuuya has seen him spend ten minutes trying to figure out how to open a cereal box. Sure, the ginger didn't know either, but he figured it out quickly once the brunet gave up.

On the battlefield, Dazai can be quick-witted and ruthless, a foe worthy of his title. Yet right now, Chuuya watches with his arms crossed as the man beside him stumbles over his words while trying to talk to you about the weather of all topics.

It's sickening, almost - seeing the "genius" Dazai so blatantly ignore every signal you're sending. It's true, of course, that the brunet teen is exceptionally off-putting and non-socialized. The bandaged kid with unruly black hair and one emotionless eye (the other bandaged up and hidden away) is the type of weird befitting a title such as Demon Prodigy. While he is a mere 15 year old, his presence rouses unease wherever he goes.

Or so Chuuya was told. With him, the 15 year old is just that: a 15 year old. Dazai is bright but childish, boisterous and witty, ready to spar verbally until Chuuya has to walk away to calm himself down. The Dazai that Chuuya had come to know during their relatively recent partnership would never falter like this around someone his age - someone of equal standing. He isn't one to falter with those of higher standing, either.

Lackeys fear him, new recruits find him off putting and so on. But there are a few in the mafia - Chuuya and yourself - that are privy to see what he can really be like. Or, Chuuya, more exclusively. You... get an interesting version of him, to say the least.

“So that’s why it’s actually bad that it’s sunny out,” Dazai finishes, cheeks dusted an embarrassed red and hands wringing together. Is that… sweat? Dripping down his forehead? The man is always annoyingly cold, usually shoving a freezing hand onto Chuuya’s neck just to laugh while watching him recoil.

Jeez. Chuuya already knows how smitten Dazai is for you, but this is a new low he wasn’t expecting.

You politely smile, trying to act like his rambling made any lick of sense. “Well, I suppose I like flowers enough to concede. A little rain is good now and again.”

“We both like flowers!” Dazai points out. You idiot; everyone does.

Chuuya takes one hand out of his pockets to readjust his hat. “Dazai’s been tryin’ to get me to go to some flower garden on the other side of Yokohama,” he decides to lie. As if it wasn’t clear before, you pretending Dazai’s argument held any merit only proves that you like him back. Helping you is all he’s trying to do, because that stupid mackerel will never make a move on his own. “But I keep tellin’ him I’m not interested. Would be nice if you took my place.”

Eyes widening ever so slightly, you turn to Dazai with a timid expression. “I didn’t know we had one.”

“Wait, I— “

“It’s free admittance. Paid for by the government to clean up our city or somethin’ - Kouyou told us about it,” which is true, minus the part where Kouyou told Dazai as well.

The excited smile you give causes Dazai’s usually-controlled heart to leap into his throat. “That’s super cool! I totally wanna go, if you’re still up for it, Dazai.”

He doesn’t reply. The stupid, idiotic strategist that supposedly has been bolstering the Port Mafia’s defenses is left defenseless by a pretty smile. Seriously? This is what Chuuya has to put up with? He should just smack Dazai and take it all back. He’s never helping this lost cause again.

With one gloved hand, Chuuya slams it against Dazai’s head to force it into a nod. The slam is hard enough for Dazai to snap out of his stupor, but soft enough that you don’t notice how rough the ginger is being. “Say yes, idiot.”

And Dazai quickly follows through. He swats Chuuya’s hand away with an “I was gonna do that,” before clearing his throat. Looking back at you clogs it up once again and he gives an awkward smile back and a nod of his own this time. “Y-yep! I wanna go. With you. Well! Not like with with you, but like, with you. So, not like a date, just— I wanna go and you should come.”

Chuuya did his part. Can he leave yet? God, remind him to never help Dazai ever again. This was embarrassing for Chuuya and the short man is just a bystander. Though, the flush on Dazai’s face and the excited grin on yours helps to keep Chuuya’s annoyance at bay. At the very least, now the two of you can finally move on from this awkward crush stage and he won’t have to see Dazai metaphorically drown himself in every conversation with you.

And when the two of them got back a week later out of breath from running, Dazai’s hands covered in dirt and you holding an uprooted bouquet of fresh flowers, Chuuya realizes that maybe he chose the wrong location.

[rory-cakes]

Description: When Dazai left the mafia, he cut ties with all but one person, his wife. Not many know that he was even married in the first place. Those people consisted of Oda Sakunosuke, Sakaguchi Ango, Ogai Mori, and the owner of Bar Lupin. 

Y/n Lupin, now Y/n Dazai, was just a bartender at Bar Lupin. Or was she?

*Warning!! Contains spoilers for later seasons!!*

Prologue

Chapter One: Unexpected Friends - Chuuya accidentally hits on a married woman.

Chapter Two: Boss' Orders - Mori sometimes needs to be reminded that her services are a privilege she can take away.

Chapter Three: The favor - An old friend from the war asks for a favor.

Chapter Four: "Hi Samu!" - When it's your anniversary, but your husband's stuck in a dungeon.

Chapter Five: Day Off - Y/n tries to take herself on a mental health date but ends up saving a kitten. (Next)

Chapter Six: Stumped - The greatest detective has no idea who this lady with Dazai is because he can't possibly be right.

Chapter Seven: Train - Why can't Y/n get on a train without the possibility of blowing up.

Chapter Eight: The Offer - Y/n receives an offer from a shiny blond.

Chapter Nine: Men Just Osamu - Y/n wants to see her husband.

Chapter Ten: A Bottle of Whiskey - Memories of a lost friend.

To be continued...

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[dazedspiralslut]

🔹justtt tooookk two-ish shotss off sojuu andd like aa 10 mg edibleee forr completingg aaa taskk heehhee immm shooo gooob

immm sooo stuffedd fulll rnn heheheheee soo warmmmm

[spacexseven]

I DONT NEED ANONYMOUS TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE UR WRITING!!!! spacexseven i love your acct all your writings are so interesting and always make me excited to read!!! the way you explore characters is SO DELICIOUS and im sorry you have weirdos in your asks!!!!

wah thank you so much stuffeddeer ㅠㅠㅠㅠ you are such a darling i might have shed some tears </33 always have the most entertaining reblogs it brings me much joy to hear from you. thank you for all your sweet words as always :(

[kolyubov]

Any bsd x reader blog recommendations? Please

ooo I have a lot of blogs to recommend <3

my mooties are all amazing and creative, each one have their own fav characters who they mostly write for, pls check them out !! @/aureatchi @/angelzai @/justcallmesakira @/walking-simp @/elizais @/heartsfourdazai @/ruified

other blogs I could recommend are: @/cherikolya @/stuffeddeer @/guacamoleroll @/lovedazai

but of course, there are many other talented writers on tumblr that I have yet to discover !!

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Official Stuffedd Animal post

big fan of weevils right now!!!

[stuffeddeer]

yall want some stats?

i have well over 100 drafts in my notesapp of just dazai fics

just over 160 drafts in total

[rory-cakes]

There are times in everyone’s lives that they wish to forget. Whether it be a bad date or losing a loved one, sometimes, those memories get mucked up whenever you see a particular person. It’s not their fault; they can’t help existing, but it doesn’t mean the mess in your mind makes it easier to be with them. 

Such was the case when Akiko Yosano stepped into Bar Lupin at 8:00 pm on a Sunday. 

“It’s been a while, Miss Butterfly,” came the smooth voice behind the bar. 

“Yes, it has, Miss Shadow,” Yosano replied. 

Screams of broken men echoed in the walls of their minds as the angel and the weapon stared at each other. A darker time when they were both too young to be in a place filled with so much death. 

Y/n Dazai was happy that her dear friend got out from under that man’s thumb. However, it didn’t make it hurt any less. All those years she spent alone before Osamu. 

Akiko Yosano was happy with her life now, but still felt guilty for leaving behind the one person who always had her back. 

Breaking off the unintentional staring contest, Y/n looked down at her workstation. “What can I get for you, old friend?” 

Old friend, huh?

“I was hoping for some intel on a bounty that is currently out.”

The bartender arched a brow. 

“Ah! That tiger boy has gotten very popular with that price on his head. You are not the first to come to me about him.”

Yosano scoffed. “Let me guess, Mori?”

“Client confidentiality, I’m sorry.” The twitch in her smile told Yosano all she needed. That conniving little rat had already sent out people to try to capture Atsushi, but to no avail. Now, he tried to get Y/n to work for him? He must be really desperate if he’s trying to break Y/n’s rules. 

“So,” Y/n continued, “what do you want to know specifically? I don’t have much right now, but I can find out more if I need to.” 

Y/n started to clean some glasses as Yosano walked forward, still a little uneasy around her former companion. 

“Thanks, we just want to know who put out the bounty. I’m sure you know the kid’s under the agency’s protection now.”

Y/n smirked; of course, she knew. She had eyes and ears everywhere. No one could infiltrate her network. 

“I’ll let you know as soon as I find out more.” Y/n smiled and put the glass down. 

Yosano started to pull out her purse. “Alright, how would you prefer payment?”

“Don’t worry about money. Just say you owe me one and I’ll call it even.”

Yosano blinked up in surprise and suspicion. 

“Why? And what do you mean by favor?”

“I mean that when the time comes, I will ask you for a reasonable favor, and you will complete it no matter what.” 

“I can’t agree to that.”

“And why not? Don’t you think I’m owed something?”

Yosano sucked in a breath. 

“Look, I’m sorry for what happened in the past, but I can’t do this!”

“I think you misunderstand me; the favor I ask of you will be of equal weight to the service given. So, information for information.”

“An equal exchange.”

“Precisely!”

“Alright then.”

“Good! It seems we have a deal,” her former companion smirked. 

Heart beating fast, Yosano is swift to make her exit, “Yes, I look forward to any details you find.”

“Farewell, Yosano.”

“Farewell, Lupin.”

The door closes as the angel of death slips from the establishment. If she had waited a moment longer, she would have heard–“It’s Dazai.”

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A/N: Hi everyone!! Um I'm still gonna be on hiatus for the most part but I wanted to upload this chapter because I had some free time over easter to write and I hope you're excited for the next chapter!

Also if you would liked to be tagged there is a form on the masterlist to fill out.

taglist: @surrealitea, @mel-star636, @heeseung-lover686, @stuffeddeer, @fairlyfuji, @luffy0s, @michakune

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[stuffeddeer2]

revamping this acct which means NEW PINNED SOON doesn't matter nbd 🦌 follow me @stuffeddeer

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[ronniefein]

Tu B’Shevat is one of those Jewish holidays that most people outside the Jewish community never heard of. But it’s so much fun and really delicious. It celebrates the first harvest and is known as “new year of the trees.” Mostly, the food is awesome because things like dates and nuts and all sorts of fruit are what people eat to celebrate. Like these orange-vanilla flavored cheese stuffed dates. So delicious and so easy that you can makes these with your kids. If you don’t want nuts, sprinkle with toasted coconut. Recipe is in the profile and on my website. #tubeshevat starts at sundown on February 5th. #tubeshevatrecipes #newyearofthetrees #newyearofthetrees2023 #dates #stuffeddates #cheesestuffeddates https://www.instagram.com/p/CoDPyncPb13/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[littlecup]

My kind neighbor just brought me this array of goodies for “generously” throwing nice baby and kid discards on the curb over the years. Kids ain’t cheap and I’m always happy to see our stuff get a second life, especially by neighbors. Needless to say, I am gobsmacked by her kindness. #goodneighbors #mamasdrinkingwinetonight #stuffeddates #spicycheese #parsleypesto #ohmy https://www.instagram.com/p/CAQs1t-DgVe/?igshid=1ml9rj3bj71fx

[theveg-table]

Several dates all in one night 💁‍♀️😉

chocolate-coated stuffed dates.

Recipe HERE.

[essen-psd]

oh my giddy aunt epic boxing day meal!!! . . . #boxingday #boxingdaymeal #boxingdaylunch #ohmygiddyaunt #happydays #lushfood #homemadefood #sausagerolls #dates #bacon#dateswrappedinbacon #stuffeddates #spanishomelette #bubbleandsqueak #japanesecoleslaw #coleslaw #potatosalad #japanesepotatosalad #cheese #figs #salad #ham #pork #turkey #pate https://www.instagram.com/p/CmpBoPTrccu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Official Stuffedd Animal post

also- I need this O_O

build a bear 🖤 Mothman

[loodani]

When you have a food craving it is best to make it and enjoy. #stuffeddates #bacon #foodcravings https://www.instagram.com/p/CLzbhGqJ_7S/?igshid=2pbzro3cwj5