#swearwords

[urlocalpoisoniv]

Does anyone know who the original artist of this is?

[the-fact-site]

Research has found that swearing boosts your strength and increases your pain threshold! #FACT

[larvae-pietatis]

english is really lacking some creative swearwords and its such a waste

[omjitskailay]

For the sheer volume of swearing that is going on in my head, I'm surprised almost none of it has accidentally come out of my mouth yet

[ehghtyseven]

I'd go Russian...

[nocek]

And this concludes the grand crossover event

(or does it?)

(it does but I was given a great idea for how to solve Gwen's problem :) )

the timeline of previous relevant comics:

[Jeff has a great fashion sense and Peter is the best hooker]

[Jeff is found and fucks are lost]

[bro landed up in the wrong universe and all he got out of it is a lousy bow]

[leletha-jann]

New headcanon:

Prrrriti M'reau is far too dignified to swear in Human,

...but "MROW!" is absolutely some variation on "You unspeakable fucking idiots" in Cat.

[backmarkerr]

remember when Kimi and Seb swore on the podium in Abu Dhabi 2012 and the FIA got all pls don't swear :/

BUT when Kimi swore in finnish he didn't get in trouble, and when Seb ALSO swore in finnish no one bothered him.

so clearly the solution here is for the grid to all just start swearing in finnish >:)

[bluespring864]

Yeah, sure, that's what that means, Andy.

[teal-skull]

Saatanan kusipää = fucking asshole (literal: satanic pisshead but grammatically it doesn't mean that, saatana just strengthens the insult), you can also just say "kusipää."

Saatana = Satan

Paskiainen = "bastard" (literally: liltle shit, does NOT mean illegitimate child like in english, finnish word for that is äpärä, but I've seen in movie subs bastard being translated as paskiainen)

Perkele (prkl for short) = literally meaning a demon / the devil, but used ina sentence the same way as vittu or saatana. I cannot think of a good english equavalent. Also sometimes seen in plural form "perkeleet" (the demons)

Jumalauta = god help

Jumaliste = god himself

Sinä piru! = You devil!

Mitä pirua? = What the devil?

Mitä vittua? = What the fuck?

Senkin *insert insult here" = you *insert insult* for examble: "Senkin piru!"

oot perseestä / se on perseestä= you suck ass / it sucks ass (literally: be from the ass)

Typerys / tohelo / idiootti = stupid / moron / idiot

Vitun luuseri = fucking luser

Maanmato = worm of the earth (this is a playfull one and not serious, but I find it amusing)

Saatanan tunarit = fucking morons (Context: Former President Urho Kekkonen used this expression in his official letter and it has been a meme ever since)

Mennään saunan taakse = lets go behind the sauna (go behind sauna is an expression used to mean physical fighting ) alternative uses: vien sut saunan taakse (I take you behind the sauna)

Also you can just combine things as finnish swearwords work so that you jast add them either before a word or at the end of the sentence to make it more aggressive/stronger:

nyt vittu saatana, oot ihan vitun perseestä senkin paska kusipää mulkku, painu helvettiin perkele!

That's fucking it, you are from the fucking ass you shitty asshole motherfucker, go to hell perkele!

OKAY , so Im learning finish and I want to know swear words, insults, rediculusly rude things, anything (not offensive slurs) that I can use to insult someone (specifically @noxpewpew, we have a thing going on where we will insult each other through text messages, all jokes ofc! And we have been doing it in German and English, but I wanna take it to the next level). So Finnish people… can you help me out?

Thank u in advance. :]

[gailsfrog]

Look how AMAZING THIS BEAUTIFUL LITTEL FELLA ISSS :DDDDDDDDDD

HES SO SILLYYYYY :3333333333333333333333

HES SO CUTEEE :33 Fits in my hand SO NICELEYYYY :3

I literally spent a whole ass day making his head a desk for him and a blueprint :333 (carboard btw) :3

Lol my hand :') THE BACK OF HIS HEAD LOOKS SO GOODDDD :3 (desperately held together by tape and hot glue lol)

EEE :3 IT LOOKS SOO GOOOD (i wanna make the whole ass showgrounds now)

Ended up weelllllg fsdhgjkfdhgkjdf

i painted a blueprint for this MF how his body works (In my headcannon)

Bruh It was like midnight on like Valentines Day or something and I was like oop Ima make Mr. Puzzles head now so I spent the next 3 hrs making his head (and listening to Mario odyssey hide and seek videos and I panted his first coat with my finger lol :') and then finished him up later that evening

I tried to make the drawer open able but it didn't work: c

[yellowistheraddest]

if anyone ever tells me to swear less i will be so fucking stoked bcs i can pull the "my dad was a sailor" card and he taught me all the swears the moment i emerged from my mother

[maggyoutthere]

Wanna start posting stuff in real time and not just. scheduling 20 posts to be posted in the next 40 days. since yall liked telly sm here's more of her! how can she even sign look at those dabloons

[gaystuffgarbage]

Shadow is my totem animal

[litteralyjustawriter]

TMNT brother's favorite swear words because I want to

(MM-2023, Rise-2018, and 2012)

(also fun fact the turtles are canoically black through the comics and that has been brought into light with the recent VAs so take that as you will because I'm far to white to be saying who does or doesn't say a certain word)

CW: swear words (obviously), the C word and other derogatory words towards women

Mutant Mayhem

Raph: Bastard or Motherfucker

Raph has been sneaking out of bed to watch R-rated movies since he was 9

Has watched all Deadpool movies and idolizes him

"Rat Bastard" is his favorite tho (he calls his dad it a lot on his head)

Donnie: Shit

Probably just says it when he screws up

Does call Mikey a dumbass a lot though

Leo: FFFF-

He cuts himself off before he can

This kid ratted out his brothers in the first 5 minutes of the movie, he's to soft to swear

Thinks swearing will greatly disappoint his father and doesn't want to do that

Gets his teenage rebellion and eventually starts swearing but not till like 17

Mikey: Holy Shit

Doesn't go a day without it

Cool trick? "Holy shit!"

About to fall fat on his face? "Holy shit!"

Rise Of The TMNT

Raph: Fuck

Basic

To the point

"Leo what the fuck-"

Donnie: Cunt and Bitch (derogatory)

"Raging Cunt"

"What a bitch"

He avoids using it on women but absolutely will if they are one

Leo: Cunt and Bitch (nonderogatory)

"Cunty"

Calls his brothers (and April) Bitch in the way gay men do

He uses a specific tone of voice that makes it so no-one could ever misinterpret it as derogatory

Mikey: Shit

"Piece of shit"

"Little shit"

Says it a lot when he fucks up a drawing

TMNT (2012)

Raph: Prick

Close call, too many to chose

Any derogatory word he can call someone he has

Smart enough to not call someone a slur tho

Got it off some shit UK show from the early 90s on VHS

Donnie: Damnit

This is set in 2012- he's called April a bitch

"I know bate doesn't talk back!" You can't argue he didn't in that scene AT LEAST

That definitely doesn't mean it's his favorite though

He says Damnit a lot while fighting and working in his lab

Leo: Fuck and Dumbass

The brothers getting called dumbasses from Leo is practically a daily occurrence

Mumbles a number of profanities while fighting but fuck is his go to

Mikey: Dick/Bitch

"What a dick/Bitch!"

Uses both gender neutral and interchangeable way

Dick and Bitch is his favorite but he says "wtf" way more

He gives: "You're such a bitch!" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" "I have an itch ☺️"

Bonus!

2012 April: What The Hell

"What the hell [name]!?"

"What the hell was that?!"

I feel like she's definitely said this in the show but I can't remember

[divergent-paths]

time for max to put his training to the test...