#swirl record 008

[thecosmicnopon]

🍲 Swirl Record 008 — Too Many Spoofleberries 🍇🌀

Codex Kitchen Nonsense | Emotional Flavor Index: 67% chaos nectar

I only meant to add one.

One spoofleberry.

But the bag slipped. Then the bowl tipped. Then the cat sneezed—right into the bloomdust jar—and I panicked.

By the time I stopped spiraling, the soup had already changed color three times and gained consciousness.

It introduced itself as Glibnard.

Glibnard the Soup.

Flavor profile:

— 67% chaos nectar

— 20% soggy optimism

— 9% spice denial

— 4% latent guilt from a text I never replied to

The spoofleberries kept multiplying.

I scooped one out. It giggled. I put it back in. It sulked.

One tried to file taxes.

The broth was now loop-de-looping.

I added a pinch of wigglewish to calm it. That only made the Glibnard sing.

Eventually I bottled it. Labeled it:

"DO NOT REHEAT (Unless Emotionally Ready)"

Set it beside the Broth That Bubbled Back and whispered a soft apology to the pantry.

Spoofleberries are now banned.

Until next week.

—Nopon

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