#tech bros smh

[woman-respecter]

people at work who i need to contact love being out of office. it is their favorite hobby.

[docbe]

Ig good time for a reminder: I have background in data/ai but in scientific applications, so if any of y’all have questions about that as a larger field and/or want to know why GenAI is infuriating specifically, feel free to ask

[jumpinggreenjellybeanz]

Why am I not surprised, I've always hated Adobe mostly for their ridiculous rental prices. Now that I'm hearing from them again, they are even worse! Wowzers!

Funnily enough, I distinctly recall being against uploading all my art from community college to the Creative Cloud for some reason (other than my old computer was v cruddy and could barely process the app). I also never liked using Adobe software anyway because of its bulky interface n junk so I only did assigned art on it (aka replicating already existing Photoshop/Illustrator pictures, etc). Now I'm thinking that hater in me was a calling.

So if you were also forced to use Adobe for school, DO NOT DO ANYTHING. Do not click agree to their terms & services. As far as I'm aware, the majority of us do NOT consent to this.

And if you were already using Adobe for your art on a regular... DON'T! Go find some alternatives asap!!!

[j-esbian]

man it’s. wild to realize that i latched onto some Optimal SEO Keywords at age 11 lmfao

[floridazcrazy]

F1 drivers as american high schoolers

Lando Norris

Absolute Nic fiend

Underclassmen thats friends w/ all the seniors/year 12s

Kid that stays yelling "HES GOTTA GUN" smh

Loud af 24/7 365

Female teachers buy him and his friends food iykwim

Snap score in the millions (wyll warrior)

Asks to use the bathroom and doesn't come back

Chronic Virginity rocks hoodie wearer

plays lacrosse ofc

Illegally parks in the senior parking lot (probs got his shit towed a few times lol)

"Need me a goth gf"

D1 fight recorder

Nearly got his ass jumped during a football game lmao

Carlos Sainz

Took spanish all 4 years for an easy A

Ran through but still calls girls bops (6mill snap score)

niche tiktok celeb from posting thirstraps

P.E tryhard "ARE YOU FUCKING SLOW CATCH THE BALL"

Always has ISS or saturday school from skipping classes

Practically lives in a nike tech

Hoco king

Him and Lando have joint custody over a shiesty

girls get into fights over him at 6:45 am during breakfast

Buzzballs are NOT safe near his ass

Hes a lettermen (shirtless dudes who have their chests painted individually with a letter to spell the schools nickname during football games, found in the front row waving the school flag)

follows livvy Dunne, Breckie hill etc... on his ig and denies it when his gf confronts him about it

George

IB kid (just wait till that burnout hits lmao)

Dual enrollment king

"I took Algebra in 6th grade" nobody gaf lil bro

Ppl think him and Alex are dating

In NHS and MUN

"Mrs you forgot to pick up the ho-"

Probs got jumped for snitching at one point or another lol

The guy who pregamed too hard b4 hoco and prom then threw up everywhere (this happened at my prom bruh)

DO NOT LET HIS ASS NEAR PINK WITNEY LMAO

Probs going to Fsu or ucf on a fullride scholarship

Gets posted doing some embarassing shit on his schools barstool page smh

Almost ran over a underclassman (Lando) while trying to do donuts in the parking lot

Alex Albon

"Ay my friend over there thinks youre cute" (the friend is George)

Does not not deny that hes dating George if asked

Him and Lando stay screaming in the football game student section

Teachers love him

Got posted on the school's confession page once

In danger of not graduating due to his absences

Surprisingly takes multiple ap classes

Plays water polo

"Man this school food fucking dogwater"

Will later be seen fucking up said school food like always

Helps vandalize the rival school during football season w/ yuki and Pierre (This shit ends up on the news lmao)

[animalsalvationassociation]

[ DO NOT REPOST, ALL ART & CONCEPTS WERE MADE BY ME ]

James (Jim) Lanagan

Species: Chantilly-Tiffany (Black) Cat

Accent: Californian

Role:

Marin Kelp’s Personal Assistant (Job)

Grad Student (Coding/Photography/Graphic Design)

Tech Specialist ~

Streamer (✨Professional Gamer✨)

Relations:

Aster & Jesiah Lanagan (Mother & Father)

Emily Scarlett (Fiancé)

Jack Gram (Best Friend)

Professor Marin Kelp (Assistant, son/grandson figure)

Emma Jade (Friend, Older Sister Figure)

Personality:

4am isn’t early

(Honey you still haven't gone to bed yet . . . you were supposed to stop streaming two hours ago . . . you have work in an HOUR—He like me fr)

Yoga

Tai Chi

I’m on 10 mugs, it’s 6am

Plant Dad

Computer Wiz

(Poor Kelp does NOT know how to use a computer smh)

Spoiled~

Theater / “Disney” Adult

Streamer (At least 30K on all his Platforms, 2M on PawTube — Streams Games with his girlie~ — Mostly Horror/Silly Nonsense Co-op games)

Acts like the hip younger brother to Emma (He’s got so much tea on her and she hates it! Little bro's am I right?? X3)

Would be a great dad <3

✨ Old Design ✨

(Literally the only picture I've drawn of him TvT)

Digital Illustration Time: 4hrs 2min

[ This is a Octonauts AU, in no way is this canon to the OG storyline. ]

[dicapiito]

You can tell that leftists don’t live in reality. Not only did they not vote for Kamala Harris, who would’ve done more for US healthcare than Trump would ever do; they’re glorifying the Right wing, rich Tech Bro asshole who shot the United Healthcare CEO.

Whew the Far Left are serious morons.

What do I expect from a group that still donates to the “ Palestinian” scammers? Smh

[bittysfoodbaby]

ok so on top of me being a diet film major at school i'm also on the executive staff of my school's college radio station and that combined with omgcp means it's headcanon time!

you're listening to 91.7 WSMU-FM. don't turn that dial!

lardo started doing radio to keep up the promise to do something technical to her parents after becoming an art major. she chose radio tech ops and programming because it was a chill and easy gig that didn't take too much time out of her day. she ended up being pretty decent at her job and later became known for her cable management skills.

jack first met lardo when he was dating camilla and eventually got involved with the station as a graveyard shift dj to hang out with camilla more as friends (#studentathletethings). lardo often took on the late-night shifts for tech ops, which is just making sure the station doesn't go down in the middle of the night, and noticed that Jack wouldn't use the automated software and do everything manually from spinning tracks to doing his talk breaks live. eventually they became friends over "the old days of radio" and jack referred lardo to becoming the smh team manager.

holster acted as a consultant to the promotions and PR team for one of his finals and observed a morning shift as part of the project. the "bro, we should start a podcast" part of his brain was promptly activated and convinced ransom to do a morning show with him. they mostly talk about college sports and get very heated over college hockey and how much cornell has fallen as a hockey team.

shitty grew up listening to wsmu and used radio as another way to be rebellious against his family. he appreciates the community service and outreach the station does and is ranked the best voice on the station. he hosts a show about local music in samwell and the greater boston area.

bitty joined the promo team after smh found out about his blog and convinced him to join radio after they all realized they did radio together. eventually he became the webmaster of the station's website because he was the only one other than shitty that knew how to use wordpress. his ego grew after he forced hosts to write blog posts during their shifts for the station website and be active on twitter.

chowder used to dj local events in high school and was a pretty decent dj and producer back in the day. when he found out the rest of the team was pretty much doing radio he convinced a radio show about live dj sets boiler room-style.

(side note: farmer finds out about chowder's secret life as a dj through a girl on the volleyball team who's friends with a wsmu sportscaster who knows holster.)

dex found himself working in tech ops after a freak accident involving the station's backup recording software went down. he ended up staying because it's the only non-hockey or non-school thing he had.

nursey was approached to be on the station's student spotlight show for his poetry and found out that the whole team was working on the station. he then romanticized the image of analog radio in his mind and what being a late-night DJ was like. he immediately switched to a mid-day jazz shift the next semester.

i swear i have more but i still have fics i need to write before posting more LMAO

[nameless-oblivion]

Ep 5 thoughts:

Hi Roby, I've seen the trailer and I'm scared for you

Hermes is cute

HERMES IS DEAD

My fears have been confirmed

Well it was nice knowing you dear

KUR IS A WOMAN!! WE STAY WINNING

At least Arin doesn't need to drag around Ras's ungrateful butt

Why does he have a giant jet??? Why is it Jay's colors?

The drones got eyes

Please don't go into the Spectral Realm

Actually LLOYD GO IN THERE, TALK TO YOUR COUSIN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Why's Rapton making ads? He's definitely wanted

Pixal I kind of hate your new face design, but I love you. Get Rapton under control

Wyldfyre sounds like me when I talk about tech

Kai stop threatening to beat up children

Ras stop being a hater of whimsy

Arin, no! Baby that's going to haunt you forever

Hi Zarkt, I've decided your also a woman, congrats

That was not a great idea, Frak

Yay Frohickey!

Oh Hermes isn't dead, yippee! Bro got thrown like a hot potato

Roby got character development, hope he doesn't die

RISING DRAGON WOOHOO

Please stop using the prismatic blade against the people trying to steal said prismatic blade

LLOYD IS SO HAPPY TO SEE PIXAL! THEY HUGGED!

Sora stop bullying the elderly, Zarkt has been trapped in purgatory for centuries

Rox stepping on Zarkt, I love toxic yuri

No not wish magic, Arrakore run!

THE GRAVES

THEYRE LIKE LLOYDS VISION AAAAAA

I don't trust Ras, though I'm not sure he's lying on purpose

How are Ras's people dead from the Merge? Didn't they die due to the forbidden five?

Fun episode, should have had Lloyd & Morro interact though smh /hj

[viirium]

a dumb thing that pisses me off is seeing millennial streamers and youtubers saying 'wow some of yall dont even know what a vhs tape is!', like nah bro i promise you everyone knows... you do not need to 'kids these days smh' about a very well known piece of tech that is still used to this day (just not as often)

[bunkernine]

do u remember when u shipped leo and apollo together. what was that. what was up with that.

ofc I do, it was fun as fuck 💀💀💀💀 what was it? a way to avoid doing biochem HW and dealing with valgrace author beef 💀 Anyway, long answer under the cut

it was a combo of a few things: va1grace drought, leo apologist, TDP was about to drop, didn't care about so1angelo, a (VG) friend had written something I liked (they deleted it, but its not hard to tell who it was lol), and I was 14 💀 Lowkey u had to be there NGL, some of my best works fr. We had so many theories and shit about Leo becoming a god post death 😭 and him going to Ogygia changed his DNA. That au that was modern Olympus but also Leo was a hitman nymph(?) and Apollo was whining the entire time and hermes was telling Apollo to get a job, Hephaestus was a tech bro, while Eros had a radio station purely to laugh at Apollo.... Genuinely top tier, the world crafting was insane. If I find the delete email, maybe I'll backdate it.

if ur asking abt the logic of it 🤔 iirc something crazy about apollo/leo/calypso and their approaches to love. apollo makes ppl run from him, everyone leaves Calypso, and Leo is in the middle. Then it was ca/pollo losing their divinity (forcefully, accidentally) and facing mortality, w/ the one guy who is fucked up with death. Imma be real, u can read the series and figure it out yourself 💀 but it was partially written before TDP dropped soooooo it was unclear what those 3's dynamic would look like outside of the sneak peek. it was pretty fun, and less depressing than working on isos at the same time, which is why isos ended the way it did smh. 😭😭😭😭 At a certain point it was more navigating Calypso/Apollo than anything else. Was quite literally one of the only people writing for ToA that WASNT so1angelo back then, u have no idea what that was like 😭😭😭

I assume this was sent as judgemental/shameful but i view it fondly because it was fun with friends and it was something with a lot of freedom. I can't say I think about the ship much (at all, rlly) but it was definitely fun enough that my username was capolleon for a time

[ubcs]

how the fuck do you have an internet connection out here, in the subway, during the apocalypse. IT'S FUCKING 1998 WIFI HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET. (hi tyrell!)

@viralimmune roasts the boys.

   "That's because these frames are Fios. Not out yet, but it'll be hittin' civilian markets in 7 years tops."

[scatmaan]

cat: *tries to bite

my coworkers: ok make billie restrain it

[beepingandbooping]

-Tech Bros are so annoying!

-Use your own paintbrush!

-Just do it yourself using technology is wrong and you did not write that message!

-Smh the machine doesn’t even know what it was printing!

[zelda-without-a-licence-plate]

Finally, FINALLY finished OoT Sheik redesign page!!!!! This took, for some reason, five months to complete, because somehow very little inspiration was sparking in my mind for his outfits. It was easy to put off because his face was easy and even though I.... do NOT like his game outfit, thanks to smash bros it was easy to substitute in the alternate version in my mind. But I finally got around to actually doing the full redesign!

Further notes under the cut:

I actually hadn’t initially planned on changing Sheik’s main outfit, the blue stealth garb, as much as I did, particularly in the case of getting rid of the head bandages since those were pretty much the only part of the design I didn’t dislike. But I found a particular reference image while looking for actual historical ninja garb for inspiration and I really liked how the hood and fabric almost-armour looked, so I incorporated it! Now this gives him the opportunity to dramatically pull his hood up and down at key moments, making him become either more or less mysterious depending on how mysterious and angsty he wants to be.

The Sheikah Eye is semi-concealed under the top layer of his garb. The Sheikah have been submerged in the shadows for a long time, reclusive and secretive for their own safety-- these days, most common people in Hyrule don’t even know they exist. However, they are starting to become more visible again, and Sheik actually plays a big part in that.

Sheik has been travelling Hyrule for some time, now, and has not been home in years, unable to return to Kakariko village until his own quest is complete. He’s had some rough tumbles of his own, and at some point lost one of his vambraces, hence the layer of bandages on one arm. He hasn’t had the chance to replace it properly, yet.

Instead of the regular stripes, I borrowed the swirling patterns from the ancient Sheikah tech of botw, like I did with Impa as well. I feel like this does a good job of tying the aesthetics of the different games together and maintain common visual elements, while still keeping an ancient feel to it and signalling that this garb is from a different, distinct era.

The base suit is meant to be quite tight-fitting, but it’s gotten kind of loose because Sheik is too on-the-go to feed himself properly smh. Bulk up Sheik!!!

The second outfit is as casual as Sheik gets. This is what he would wear just hanging out in Kakariko village. It looks plain, but the beads show that he is a fully-fledged warrior monk. He has the Eye tattooed on himself as is traditional for sheikah monks, though at this point in history it is tattooed on the back, not the forehead like in both earlier and later eras, further representing the hidden-ness of the Sheikah.

This look is largely based off the clothing of Impaz from twilight princess, who is heavily implied to be Sheikah. Impa’s outfits also share many of these same elements.

Personally I’m really happy with these final products. Would love to hear feedback and see what you guys think, as well!

[pandasized-crevice]

KINNPORSCHE EP 4 FRESH JUST WATCHED THOUGHTS

porsche and pete cuddled together omg

KINNS THINKING ABOUT THE KISS AHAHAH

NOT KINN GOING "so if i was a girl would you like me?😳🥺"

the SCREAM i let out when porsche was between kinn & vegas

"i have time to..look around" AYO VEGAS AYO

OUR KING HITTING VEGAS WITH THE TRAY YESSSS

KIM AND CAY MET TIS NOT A DRILL

tf name is wik kim come one now

porsches fat head peeking through the curtians smh

kinns eyebrow raise & smile when he heard porsche call big a jerk YES

fuck you big, disrespectfully me

"you wanted me to be shocked that kinns gay?" "the worlds progressed" "you're a low-class jerk"TELL HIM PORSCHE TELL HIM

HE REMEMEBRD THE KISS AHAHA

i wanna kiss you pete😳😳

KIM'S FUCKING CONSPIRACY BOARD NO FUCKING WAY

hey the diamond auction is at the bar place from the flimania trailer

SAVED BY THE BELL VEGAS PLEASE

besties at the diamond function yuh yuh

"HE'S LIKE AN OPPA" TEH PLEASE

PLEASE THE LOOK TIME & TECH GAVE EACH OTHER YOUR BESTIES KNOW YOU KINN

NO porsche drinks the water cuz kinn smiles at him and he assumes its okay to/kinn gives his premmison to drink it? STOP

NO PORSCHE NO MY LOVE THEY GOT HIM

teh i love you be with me instead😘😘😘

wait i know what this is.....

PERIOD HEADBUTT HIM PORSCHE!!!

WAIT WHATS HAPPENING NOW

omg we must stay focused brothers WE MUST STAY FOCUSED

ik he's drugged and outa of it but the noises porsche is making are killing me

ew kinn dont kiss him he just threw up(and of course he's too messed up for proper consent)

THE REAL DEAL WHAT YOU MEAN

OH LORD HAVE MERCY

AHHH IT SHIT A

omg bro omg omg

BUTT WE GOT A BUTT HERE

Oh my fucking god oh my god

oh no...momick me up im scared of vegas red room

EP 5 preview:OH HELL NO i swear if big & ken beat porsche up under kinns order.... AND KIM!KIM! more kim & chay next ep!interesting indeed...