#tech fail

[waterann]

UM

[mehdisrants]

2014 vibes like

so i may have accidently broken my mac and then i fixed ir but at least its fixed?? i tried to install mac os sonoma on it, it was working fine until i restarted it and it came with with like a fucking stop sign or something so i had to install the original os.. FROM 2014??? it took so long to get to the most recent version of mac os my mac supports, still have the original mac os dual booted tho cause it looks cool. but when i go into recovery mode ITS STUCK IN THE ORIGINAL OS RECOVERY.. so anytime i have to reinstall mac os its the STOCK OS.. before it was mac os big sur which is the maximum mac os my mac supports.

[hxans]

Libby app recognise my library plz

Libby app recognise my library card ffs

Libby app plssssss

I just wanna be able to borrow some ebooks c'monnnnn

[benjaminallhope-fulltimemind]

Huawei’s New Tri-Fold Phone Broke in a Day! Glitches Abound, a Chorus of complaints and mass returns. To anyone who tries to claim China’s technology is superiors i present you this, a phone inferior to Apple and who’s primary novelty feature makes the phone hilariously easy to break. China is not living in the future, the longer the Technology Blockade is up the more antiquated China’s civilian and military technology becomes. Meanwhile Taiwan is the leading producer of cutting edge chips with a technology sector that rivals even giants like America. Don’t fall for CCP propaganda, keep Taiwan free!!

[aimlovesmusic]

Have you read 5 years later? It a webcomic crossover sequel to Ben 10 and Danny phantom. I highly suggest you read it no spoilers

I keep trying but the website hates me and doesn’t let me proceed past the first chapter

[s3znl-gr3znl]

I am by no means a fan of facebook or its ceo, however i think outside of those two things the true reason meta verse failed was because it was a stale, uninteresting, hollow, bland, no pizazz having, soulless mockery of online spaces. I gotta say that fucking cocomelon and boss baby have more interesting art design than this.

nobody even remembers the metaverse

[herseyaf]

Dear Tumblr,

You have ads telling me to pre-order xmas presents.

[monstrousliarstold]

Tesla’s value drops $60bn after investors fail to hail self-driving ‘Cybercab’

HAHAHAHA get fucked Elon

[tonnocal]

The more time I spend working in engineering project management the more I become aware that the most unlikely thing to happen in the GFFA is that with no or only limited testing the Kamino cloners were able to effect a galaxy wide role out of the control chips. There’s just no way. No empire could be so precise.

[artesianalpondscum]

I thought was searching for a "I hate it here" gif but apparently it was my emojis and now I think my phone is prejudiced against Italians.

[glowing-disciple]

My iPhone just sent me a walking steadiness warning, saying that I’m at risk of falling.

Interesting.

I don’t suppose the fact that I’m currently curled up in bed with my cat has anything to do with this.

[katlovelandcreative]

Your mood after you spend a whole day doing sound design and for some reason your file keeps crashing when you try to export, and you troubleshoot till 1 am and just figure the easiest thing to do is start all over with a clean file..

[chamerionwrites]

Aside from the Ghorman Massacre and the leadup to it (whew) the part of Andor S2 that most hits for me personally is Mon's extraction from the senate. Partly because it's a pretty solid tense-espionage-plot sequence and that's my jam.

But primarily because, on a spiritual level, that's a Rogue One Hallway Scene to me. Literally none of it works without a double handful of small, brave acts of resistance lining up exactly right. Mon never even takes the senate floor if Bail and that other senator aren't working the procedural rules. Nobody outside the chamber even SEES the speech if a couple of unnamed maintenance technicians aren't acing the malicious compliance game. It's possible Luthen never even sends Cassian on the mission if Lonni doesn't warn him there's a mole in the other extraction team. Cassian never gets close to Mon if her aide (on a technicality because she FIRED him like two hours ago) doesn't lead him through the building and loan Cassian his credentials. It's possible nobody gets out of the building alive if that same aide doesn't (1) put himself in the line of fire to distract the ISB agent and then (2) pick up her blaster and volunteer - in his formal civilian robes and slightly shaking voice - to stay behind and hold that gun on the guards and delay the moment they call in Mon's escape.

Something something collective resistance, something something revolution as a relay race, something something Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward...Remember this: try.

[foldingfittedsheets]

In the VFX class I'm auditing the professor showed us all how to do a small spinning light effect in class, and then expected us to know how to create a dust devil with vertical spinning tunnel of particles based only on that. When we've never used the system.

Another alum is in the class and also has not managed to get a working effect.

Instantly lost respect for the professor when I asked in class if he'd be giving feedback or a demo and he said he wouldn't because it would be, "giving us all the answers."

[diahsthings]

I laughed way too much at this

[shanklin]

Time travel fail in which Stan goes back to not break Ford's project, but gets bored waiting for the science fair and decides he might as well give the footbot another try.

He's no McGucket but he knows enough technical mumbo jumbo to make it move at least. If it goes well maybe they let him graduate high school this time around!

Enter the West Coast Tech judges

Genius kid doing genius kid things?

BORING

Worst student the school has ever seen building a fully functional talking robot? The stereotypical dumb boxer kid always overshadowed by his nerdy brother being a secret neglected undiscovered genius? 

THEY CAN SELL THIS! THEIR PR DEPARTMENT WILL LOVE THIS! A TRUE UNDERDOG STORY!

Before Stan has time to process anything he’s already being shipped off California with a full scholarship to be West Coast Tech's new poster child. 

Filbrick: I don’t care how you convinced them you��re worth anything. Don’t fuck this up and earn us millions or you’re not welcome in this house anymore!

Ford is convinced Stan cheated his way into West Coast Tech so they won't get seperated. Ford doesn’t apply to West Coast Tech out of spite. And he's definitely not believing Stan's ridiculous time travel explanation for a second.

Ford becomes obsessed with proving that Stan’s a fraud instead. 

At least they’re still talking. Even if talking means listening to Ford finding flaws in the newest paper Stan was forced to write.

Poor Stan just wants to go home to Gravity Falls and reopen the Mystery Shack