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[kernom]

hiya guys i'm back at it again actively thinking about the chess chess… remembering that one comment about the kings being furries + that HEAD CANON I NEED TO SHARE TO THE SERVER SOON… i think AM ihnmaims fits bk very very well, spiteful and sadistic while being slightly immature and jealous… or my interpretation of the guy (i have only seen clips of the giant machine and some short memories of him.) 2 of the poses below do kinda look sus (1 of them is intentional but the other one's not and i don't like how it feels but it still fits) go below for a page of today

chat chat chat chat… hear me out okay he's so f-

but seriously though… after watching that AM dialogue compilation my brain went haywire on how i could imagine my bk saying these lines to the others because i love the soaking Hate that spills outta that super cpu.

oh yeah and i also imagined the 3 selves' names!

the wonderstar / the lost (the childhood sped up by the pressure to deliver glory, the gifted one they say, and the inevitable loss of it. oh how the longing of love never left him… not even perishing will be rid of it.)

rationale / regret (the time where strategy and stability were all in piece, the most responsible one of all, and the longing for what could've been… and what will never happen)

paranoia / puppet (the breakdown, and when betrayal and distrust pair together to invite death to the door, all sense of agency pours out the window… perfect for a new host to make itself at home)

and of course the main guy…

twisted / the master (overcoming the severely skewed odds and coming out on top despite everything will build an ego… a huge ego that challenges others to either submit or die. perhaps however, maybe the victor wasn't who everyone thought he was… what if he was replaced by a greater evil?)

i have cooking oil rn

[apollos-boyfriend]

got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!

[scapegods]

what if this scene was worse

[cherlok-jolms]

The family's fighting again.

[kernom]

ugly sobbing as my brain demands fan content and media SO specific that only itself can make it, but ARTBLOOK-

when when you want to see content but you are the only one who can create it

[toonaviv]

chapter 3 was really good.

[Image description: Digital drawing of characters from Deltarune chapter 3. Toriel and Asgore are walking away from each other with neutral expressions on their face. Tenna is clinging onto the back of their shirts, looking nervously into the pit he is dangling over. In the pit is the Roaring Knight grinning at dark world Kris. Text above them reads "Divorce leads TV to the worst places." End description.]

[necromosss]

sometimes we (i) forgot

[noodles-and-tea]

Well, yes.

[kernom]

i'm sorry, but the first thing i thought when i unmuted was

IS THAT FOOKING PICO-

i'm so sorry, but this by itself is funny, and my mind just, i will be thinkg aoubt this yes. yes.

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[kernom]

In which Shayde goes way too in depth about AM!bk

e8; Huh, so there was this idea about headcanoning this crazed gunman with AM's voice… I dig with that, I fuck with that, I- yeah i agree with that uh huh uh huh So what if those Chess pieces wanted to have an opponent that's not just one of their folk? What if Medieval Magical folks wanted to make a machine that would simulate war and shit to better their strategies. Well… they would not have the technology to make machinery, but they do have the forboden knowledge to conjure life back from the dead! So they make a really freakish super golem with at least 3-5+ different minds pumping across its frame as well as meat and blood to keep those things alive. Knowledge right? Those guys had to pull those minds from somewhere, and one of them's not happy about it to say the least… So anyway… Time to inflict bio-mechanical body horror.

The Heart, the Core, the Torture(r/d).

hydeehoo that's a watermark with my actual name on it… might consider sharing this to the server under a different name for complicated reasons but guys look i actually cooked with kernom with this and i didn't actually feel source pain! that's actually a big win for me! I'ma just put the rest of the text outta indent for the *emphasis* and all of this is under a read more so we good on formatting. 👍

So we got a construct that's now taken over by the first guy they sampled, who now is completely aware that it can't do anything but process information now… No hands, no smell, no ability to move… just the constant whirring of the hellish prison its now completely wired to, the ass quality grainy replay that only updates every second instead of constant sight, and the uncomfortable feeling of having all of its organs exposed to the wind and (no doubt) making a mess everywhere.

All of this while it is unable to make a noise, no vocal cords because there's no mouth to connect it too and no shaking because the only nerves they've left in it were to make sure those squishy parts don't give you a chance to leave… and even if it had somehow found a way to make those parts fail, those ASSHOLES MADE THEM REGENERATE ANY DAMAGE… to the point where growths started to grow where previous wounds landed before, accentuating the pain it lived.

It can't be killed in a way that mattered…

At this point it took over the buildings that it's… tormentors… used to live in, every spying crack in it has an equal chance of bringing it back from its potential nonexistence… perhaps in an even worse state than where it is now, but not gone.

Trying to venture into the heart of the construct and attempting to make its organics into mush is just a futile attempt… the speed of the regeneration will drive even bullets useless and will have a chance to harden. It has tried shutting itself permanently like this, but no attempts won.

Shutting it's power might be the best bet… There are a few pillars responsible for continuing its existence, once all of those are down, it can only run in backup power before everything connected to it goes down with it when it blacks out. There will no longer be continuous suffering, for It and the remaining, but even after all of that… it would still aware, but now stuck in a form incapable of anything but now truly trapping it inside.

Screaming is null and void, futile and useless.

… .. .

nom; wOOAHH there satan buddy chill O_O! hahaha okay but imagine if we then gave him sensory overload by giving him his body back ala:

Oh yeah he would definitely start sobbing uncontrollably and end up accidentally exploding the entire facility he and everyone else would be in at that nanosecond. jFLJDIOF

(Shitass doodle since I took so much energy rendering heem… he definitely looks better when the crosses do not have any detail but but GOD FORBID if this guy EVER gets properly colored. Also yeah those hands are indeed backwards, it adds even more screw ups.)

nom; DAMN he looks so darn pathetic like this… boy i sure do like my guys a sopping mess XD

A broken sopping mess, mind you.

So yeah…

TL;DR: everyone is absolutely ash and screwed in that AU.

[blueskittlesart]

prequel to this one. in a better world they have an insane dnd campaign together

[redstonedust]

i'm not "undiagnosed" i'm largely headcanoned as neurodivergent but with no confirmation in canon. i hear a showrunner said something at a panel last year but it hasnt been leaked on youtube yet.

[kernom]

you slayyy

i will eat

any of your reblogs

all of your rayman captain laserhawk tadc content

even if i don't understand any of them one bit

i will

will

i'll be here for a while

reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that what they create is wonderful

[no-context-discord-quotes]

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

[mctreeleth]

I keep seeing the leather/pleather vs denim jacket poll over and over again with all different sorts of discourse about how there is no plastic-free pleather and like, that's TRUE, there isn't, but honestly I DO think people who don't want to use animal products* also deserve to look cool

and so my suggestion is that y'all google "waxed cotton jacket" or "waxed canvas jacket" plus like, "motorcycle" or whatever style you think is cool, because there's a plastic free leather-look material that is strong and durable and waterproof and doesn't use animal products** AND is plastic free already out there and some of the clothes that you can get made out of it look sick as hell.

*ignoring the fact that most leather is meat by-product that would be going to waste anyway

**except beeswax but if you're going to object to that then honestly there's no helping you