#texan keith

[twinchromatid]

heard yall bitches like cowboy/texan keith 😊😊

[iamurpaladin]

No one:

Pidge when they're bored: Squirrel is two syllables. Fight me.

Keith: SQUURL. ITS FUCKING SQUURL.

[ht-burrows]

Sketch dump!!

Been going ham on just DOODLING something I haven’t really allowed myself in ages!! Just letting the studies flow naturally, allowing myself to just enjoy the process not the final result 💕

Also love the fact that characters from two different prices of media have wedged themselves back into my life

Like they ever fucking left

This has literally been my brain for the past—who even knows how long

[catsushinyakajima]

I have a bone to pick with some Keith headcanons

For the most part they're great! But some I disagree with (im not offended by them like idc im so nonchalant if you headcanon these things)

I'm aware that Keith isn't the most tech savy in the group and that he kind of lives under a rock. But that being said, a lot of hc take this info and completely turn him into a BOOMER. Yes, he's not up to date with the trends and hasn't spent much time on social media. But that was because of his upbringing and also the war. Theres HCs that he's not too socially aware/present, which I do like, but that doesn't make him incompetent with current news/all slang. Like guys, Keith knows how to google search. He knows how to look at the news and accept slang/lingo from other people. He might not know a pop artist or a trending phrase but he'd know how to look it up if he cared (he doesn't need to ask Lance how to do this). Some of those examples were specific.

There's this headcanon of Texan!Keith which essentially puts every Texan stereotype onto him. Like cowboys and ranches and horses and owning trucks and speaking with an accent and listening to only country music. Some of these stereotypes could be true and some aren't even "Texan" things but rather indigenous. I just think it's really funny that this exists cuz like. Guys Texas is just a state. And it's huge too - a majority of Texan people do not live the wild west lifestyle. I guarantee you Keith is just some average joe.

[fandomination666-blog]

As someone who lives in Texas (unfortunately) I find it SO FUNNY when people make keith overwhelmingly southern. Like, cmon yall. Texas history 101, the cowboy era ended a long ass time ago, most of us DONT wear cowboy hats anymore. Why the fuck would keith ride a horse???? Nobody does that unless they own horses??? And horses are incredibly expensive???

Like, I understand cowboy aus, and historical aus, but if Texas, in 2024, isn't like that (the stereotypes are so wild) then why would it be like that in approx 2314?

Very few wear cowboy hats or boots. Very few have horses, and NOBODY rides them to school, ffs. Keith is not a farmhand.

Some texas stereotypes that are true, however...

-yeah we say yall nonstop

-ain't, wouldja, couldn't've, etc.

-confederate flag is less common here, normally you see the "come and take it" or the "don't tread on me"

-if keith ever went to public school, 1/3 of his classmates or more are Latino

-most Texans know moderate amounts of Spanish

-we celebrate Cinco de Mayo, and most ppl think it's Mexican independence day (it's not)

-barbecue.

-chili WITHOUT BEANS YOU HEATHEN

-will fight over food, family, or football

-either you support the Dallas Cowboys or the Houston Texans. Any other team is sacrilege. Once you make this choice, it WILL have effects on your social life.

-football is basically king here lol, none of the other stuff in school gets nearly the funding

-people living in rural areas (like Keith's dad) often own guns, and not pistols either-- rifles and shotguns, usually

-NOBODY SAYS YEEHAW. at least not unironically

-Texans will ironically say yeehaw, rootin-tootin, etc bc we are aware of our history and think it's wack

-were not all racist, but everyone knows at least one person who is (usually an older family member)

-mind your gotdamn manners at the table. Get those elbows away from your food

-sir and ma'am for strangers

-open doors for old people. You don't have to be a man to do this.

-please and thank you is SO important, people will assume things about you otherwise

-if you don't have a church, you miss out on a lot of community (coming from a non-religious person)

-most people here are Baptist, on that note (Hispanic people contribute to the Catholic population, but still, Baptist is #1)

-internet service is awful unless you're in a city

-we WILL close all schools for 2 inches of snow/ice

-we laugh at hurricanes, and then do our best to help our Houston neighbors

-but everybody hates Houston and Dallas, unless you live there

-most people are okay with Austin, San Antonio, etc

-EL PASO IS TINY, AND HALF OF IT IS IN MEXICO (and is called Ciudad Juárez there)

-beer is god. And God has no problem with drinking. (According to beliefs here)

-gambling is illegal here, but we love it, so states like Oklahoma have built casinos RIGHT ON THE STATE BORDER so that we can drive a bit and gamble as we please

-everybody's dad drives a truck. Otherwise people assume he's got a small pp

[castielify]

i love the hc that when keith actually gets mad his texan accent comes out

[bamboozledcorvid]

I haven’t been that into Voltron since i finished it in 2019-2020 and yet here I am like 4 years later with the biggest most hardcore obsession out of no where.

And I’ve suddenly remembered how much that stupid gay emo cowboy meant to me.

[0xy--m0r0n]

keith + cowboy hat + feels and moody lighting = my personality

[soulreapin]

hello hello‼️

how much are you willing to bet that keith has said darn tootin at some point and the other paladins just looked at him like: 😧

hello!!

i would at least be willing to bet a single corn chip because he HAS (it was directed at the microwave or something)

but i will also raise you:

keith used a triple contraction once and the WHOLE team including allura and coran started *dead* at him

“y’ain’t’ve seen my bayard round wouldya”

😟😟 “words….arent supposed to be said like that keith what the FUCK”

[atla-what-is-this-site]

Voltron Bloopers

*Keith is standing holding half of his bayard in front of a sentry* *off camera*: Keith what happened?

Keith, sadly: it broke

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Shiro: y’all

*cut* Shiro: y’all

*cut* Shiro: Yoll?

*cut* Shiro: you’ll

*cut* Shiro: y’all- fuck, PALADINS!!

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*scene being filmed between Allura and Coran* Coran: ya know, your father put this handy dandy hologram into the ship so you could talk- *shiro screams off set* Allura: what the fuck was that?

Keith, appearing just on set, using two pieces of armor to trap a spider: where’s the back exit again?

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*Allura glaring at Keith* Keith, with his most innocent eyed expression: princess

Allura, looking away: shit i can’t do this

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Lance, angrily: I’ll stick you in a-

Keith: *laughing*

Lance, also laughing: stop you’re contagious!

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Shiro, looking at Keith’s conspiracy board: what is

Shiro, elbowing Lance in the face: THIS- shit Lance you ok?

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Pidge: I programmed this robot to- what did I program it to do again?

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*During “the journey”* *Shiro is strapped to the table* *Kosmo runs in and leaps up onto Shiro’s chest* Shiro: aww who’s a good boy? *pulls arm out of restraint to pet him*

Handler, rushing to drag the dog away: dammit Kosmo not again

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Hunk: so Pidge, what’s your favorite food?

Hunk: *opens cabinet*

Matt, working on his newest coding project in the cabinet: oh hey guys

Pidge, perfect deadpan: I guess you could say he was in the closet.

Director: get out of the closet, Matt

Matt: I’m bi

Director: NOT LIKE THAT

Hunk: Matt get off the set

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Coran: you ever heard of a Red tailed fishmonger?

Pidge: oh yea my brother’s one

Coran: a giant sentient mammal?

Pidge: a furry who likes fish

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*lance gets into the Blue Lion* *barbie girl starts playing* Lance: 🎶oh I’m a Paladin in a giant lioon🎶

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[callmelyc]

Child Texas Keith being raised by a single mother and yk how kids are they'll have random associations so what if.....Keith thinks big Tex is his dad

Bc 1) he's been on fire, mama said his daddy caught on fire once

And 2) his name is Tex, mama says daddy's name is Tex 😤 it must be him

She never corrects him so now Everytime they go to the state fair, even when Lance joins the little family for his first ever American fair, she'll smile and joke "say hi to ur dad Keith, he's missed you."

Keith is mad embarrassed by it but Lances laughter at the story makes it all the more bearable especially when that sunny smile is turned his way.

And for ppl who don't know big Tex he's the Texas state fairs 55ft tall icon that burned down once and they rebuilt his ass. The show must go on 🙌

[spagheds-offline]

rip keith kogane you would’ve loved the giver by chappell roan

[cherieetree]

OKAY i fgured it out

so i looked at a couple of pictures and compared and it was not hard to pinpoint that they are completely different, i'm just slow.

keith's childhood home has two floors and a lil shack next to it (not the one keith stays in)

keith's shack has one floor, one room, and some sort of concrete room next to it that can be accessed from outside.

so because i am a texan keith truther, i presume his childhood home is in texas, and the shack is in the arizona desert not too far from the garrison

so like... where tf does/did keith live????

i mean, i thought he lived in texas, because. he does.

but also that little shack that he lives in is the same house that his parents lived in too... or i thought so? but maybe not

but also, the garrison is in arizona, and it's a 13-14 hr drive from arizona to texas, so it can't be the same house. so did he just live in texas when he was a kid? if so, why didn't shiro go to a school in arizona when he was trying to promote the garrison???

i'm so confused

[lefty-draws02]

texan keith is definitely a favorite of mine 🤠

[lolabearwrites]

I love Keith's dad

It's a crime we never got to see more of Keith's dad. But from what we saw. I fucking love that man.

The man found a fucking alien. A tall, purple ass alien that crashed from a fucking space ship. And what was his first instinct?

Take care of her.

He looked to live alone in that house, so he probably had to go shopping for her to find some woman clothing. Like, you know that man had no fucking clue what he was doing and had to ask for help from a female employee

Then, she shows him a gigantic blue ass space cat, that's just chilling in a cave, and oh yeah, there's a intergalactic war going on, and a mad man that wants it, and his soldiers might also come back to earth for it. And what does he do?

He says he wants to help.

They fall in love. He has a child. And like, Krolia couldn't be taken to a hospital obviously, so that man probably had to deliver that baby.

And then he just, has family with her??? Buys the diapers, bottle, crib. And just-thats it. They're a family.

(What was his plan if Keith looked like a Galra btw? Was Krolia just going to be in hiding forever??)

THEN other aliens come to earth and he has to FIGHT ALIENS

THEN his Alien gf has to go back to space and he just carries on and raises their child. Until he dies

Like, I'm not sure how to properly express what I'm trying to say?? But do you know what mean?? Like, he's a fucking legend.

And we don't even get his name.

[bamboozledcorvid]

My Keith Kogane headcanons cause I have a problem;

• Autistic

- diagnosed at like 6 and never told anyone.

- non verbal / semi verbal a lot when he was younger.

- special interests are space, hippos, knives, aliens and conspiracies.

- bad with names/faces.

• nail bitter.

• firn believer in ghost and tries to summon them.

• LOVES HIPPOS!

• eats gross foods with a straight face to confuse people.

• has the worse handwriting imaginable.

• lactose intolerant but loves strawberry milk and ice cream.

• he’s the sorta guy to nod along and agree even when he doesn’t understand.

• wears a lot of eyeliner.

• he doesn’t like bugs but will pretend to so people don’t think he’s weak.

• cried when Mufasa died in the lion king.

• doesn’t know what TikTok is.

• grew up around country music.

• he’s smelly.

• listens to stereotypical 2000’s emo music;

-MCR

-FOB

-EVANESCENCE

-GREEN DAY