#texas... is random too...

[vipercats]

Guys my dad wanted to go eat at eddie v's so i was like okay and i keep forgetting that all the waiters and stuff are dressed in tuxs and they look so fine like man i wish i had a tux. That got me thinking about 50s fashion and thinking about what jerry lewis wore, and idk if it is just the pants but he looks so caked up, like dean martin i understand you, mans pretty, cute and has cake!

(if anyone who doesn't understand slang terms "caked up" or "cake" is reffering to a large butt). Guys i also ate some steak tartare and salmon and i think the salmon messed up my stomach, too much oil yuck :( they also had live music in the lounge but i honestly think the singer would be better suited for slow, blues, or like perhaps folk music.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Someone liked my Bi!Wyatt Logan manifesto from eons ago and y'know what I was very sexy and intelligent for that one. but also. *glances at Eddie Diaz* I DON'T HAVE A TYPE I DON'T HAVE A TYPE I DON'T HAVE A TYPE!!!!

[ino]

i find it interesting that americans expect canadians to know everything about america, especially like states/cities/landmarks/attractions/etc but can only name 1-3 provinces and make fun of names like "saskatchewan" and "winnipeg" not knowing that a great majority of place names in canada are taken from indigenous languages... eek

[spirit-of-a-b1tch]

why did I ask an Australian memorize the 50 states of America song

[sky-is-the-limit]

On the phone with my aunt today:

A: so it's settled then, this year you'll come visit us in New York!

Me: yeah, uh, can we also, idk, maybe visit another state?

A: oh? Which one? I was thinking Hawa-

Me: Texas.

A: That's.. unexpected! Why Texas?

Me:

A:

Me: the landscape? Is cool?

A, audibly concerned: you wanna see the desert?

Me: Sure...😀

[myfriendtheghost]

had a GVF dream last night and naturally in my dream I had to log onto tumblr and tell everyone about my experience

so here I am fulfilling the prophecy

[lord-squiggletits]

Been reading a book about the development of the English language that includes chapters related to English languages/dialects and their impact with class. Thinking about how much people freaked out and made it a meme/joke that Prime Wars Overlord had a US Southern/"cowboy" accent. About 🤏 this close to deciding to write all of my stories going forward with all characters speaking Texas-accented English as the default instead of Standard English going forward bc I'm annoyed about my accent family being treated like a joke and/or used as a sign that horrible things deserve to happen to them

[shirtshawaiian]

any one else just wanna chat like 90% of the time but got nothibg else to talk about

[firelise]

i don't like claudia's new accent its not correct...is the new claudia british? why is her southern accent so weird (edit*: yup, she is british... i can always tell... sigh okay)

[scullys-scalpel]

That buc-ees post has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And if you know Buc-ees, ya know 😂

[freyalorelei]

I'm from Michigan, so, provided I made eye contact and escape was not an option, I'd give the thin-lipped muppet smile and brief nod before briskly continuing on my way.

Imagine that you are about to pass a stranger on the street. Assume that the stranger is not threatening to you in any way, and they are also not particularly strange or interesting. They're just a completely average person.

If you believe the answer depends, pick what you generally do most often and/or explain why in the tags :]

[hidden-but]

Behold, Texas:

[bogos-bint3d]

hello there mx. Undyne hyperfixator. I’d like to know any UT/DR headcanons you have mx. Undyne hyperfixator

Hello there mx anon. I am absolutely fucking plagued mx. Anon

[4whomittolz]

Was drunk and bored and getting annoyed at the ridiculous coverage of the US election so I decided to fix the place.

I'm from Australia where we only have 7 states, as such I have the (objectively correct) opinion that 50 is too many states, so I decided to cut it down to 10.

A few notes on my improved US map:

•Despite Illinois making the cut, Chicago is now in Michigan, due to the state getting the entire bank of its namesake.

•Boston is also in Michigan due to special exception. Edit: Yes I know where Boston is, that's what "special exception" means.

•New York is now the capital of Pensylvania

•Yes that's how you spell Pensylvania

•The border of California is just roughly the Rockies, no need to overthink it.

•Making Florida bigger actually dilutes it's power, but Texas must be abolished

•Colorado should still be a rectangle, that's my mistake, I just couldn't be bothered fixing it.

•Alaska has been returned to Canada with a hand written apology

•All the random ass islands that the US forgot to pretend they didn't colonise have gained independence

Please let me know if there are any more improvements you can think of.

Edit: As a number of you have mentioned, Alaska never belonged to Canada, and giving it to them would be incredibly wrong when the native people have been trying to gain independence all this time.

Luckily, the apology note got lost in the mail in all the turmoil, so Canada never realised they're meant to have Alaska now. The Alaskans just start quietly self-governing and hoping the US and Canada don't notice, then after a few years they declare independence.

[lotusflqwer]

Just got back from my first day of college ever and…

ITS SO HOT OUTSIDE😭

Anyway it was pretty good except for my last class cause for some reason there’s absolutely no windows in the room??? And it’s also packed and I felt like I couldn’t breathe BUT ANYWAY

It was fun I’m lowkey pretty excited for this semester

[peapod20001]

Sometimes I think about the girl in like 7th grade who was a furry and drew furries boinking it and apparently SO many people saw it and they were telling me about it and all I could think was how I, probably the only other open furry at school, wasn’t shown these