#text: Dylan

[phoebeyates-archive]

Phoebe: omg so I had this weird dream the other night that the babies were born and you had been super super secretive about the names and then it got out that one of them was called Daryl

Phoebe: and obvs you got defensive bc it’s like a perfectly valid name or whatever and then it turns out that wasn’t why you were defensive!!!

Phoebe: it was actually Duracel like the battery! 🔋🔋🔋

Phoebe: bby duracel 🥺

@dylan-westwick

[shakespearestolemyurl]

severance text posts: part 6

[dallasxcartwright]

DALLAS: Confession DALLAS: I've watched about five hours of Ikea assembly tips on Youtube since your baby shower DALLAS: I also learned that sometimes people will have a whole meal schedule that friends and family sign up for when you've got a newborn. Just send me your entire email contact list and I'll send something around. DALLAS: Is an unhinged fake uncle all I am right now?? Is this my mid-life crisis? @dylan-westwick

[sageshouldknowbetter]

[keepcalmandwritefiction]

Writers, repeat after me: “Fck it, I can always go back and edit it later. I don’t need to get it right on the first draft.” 👏🏼

– Dylan Roche (@/dylaniswriting)

[whatsupspaceman]

dylan has kids. dylan wants to know if ms huang is okay. dylan wants to see his kids but he loves his friends so he stays behind and blocks the door. dylan is so good at his job he has a desk full of finger traps and caricatures

dylan can’t hold down a job. dylan thinks he’s a fuck up outside of work. but he knows how good he is at lumon. dylan wants to do so good and keep his job so he can provide for his kids even though he can never see them

but dylans last perk was a glass picture of his friends. he held open the gates for 48 minutes thinking about his friends so they could see their families too, maybe.

lumon is trying to separate him and bribe him to be a good worker with perks and seeing his family he doesn’t know but his favorite perks have always been his friends no matter what. he didn’t see his kids again just for them. he will NEVER BETRAY THEM

[kendrysaneela]

Severance Text Posts 23/?

[sevenratz]

if only Newt knew all the shit that goes on in Thomas's mind

[overmystars]

[part 1]

I love these sm I had to make my own 🤭

[thiamsalpha]

a real argument they’ve had

[shakespearestolemyurl]

severance text posts: part 5

[piratespencilart]

The radio shack is my favourite part of the game tbh.

[sacramentalgirl]

how many girlfriends do the ghosts of eric and dylan have

[marvelsgirl616]

♡ — sterek — ♡

[harrywavycurly]

Because I’ve seen him on your page lately how would Stiles text you when he can’t find you at a house party?😍🩷

Hiii babes!! This made me laugh writing it so I hope you enjoy it! I haven’t written anything like this for Stiles before so be gentle 😂💖

[whatsupspaceman]

severance actors will be like: is anyone going to make a microexpression that will rip the viewers hearts out? and not wait for an answer