#tfp is fake

[raileurta]

Megatron: I'm not going to pretend to be your father fleshy! That's not even biologically possible.

Miko: Okay counter point though will you give up the chance to psychologically torment both Ratchet and Optimus?

Megatron:

Megatron: We're going to get matching sweaters.

Miko pulling up a full whiteboard: This is going to be the funniest shit I have ever pulled.

[diblmetta]

Fake screenshot comm for @ciipher-arts

[combatclassics]

NFECTION

What would a spider biomass infestation look like on Starscream?🤔

I've drawn a few concepts here😅

I hope they won't ban me👀

[zwodder-fandom-whiplash]

<3 love making these

Fun fact: the way Ultra Magnus talks in the first image was not planned. I just happen to talk like that. In fact, it was originally gonna be Bumblebee saying it until I realized it sounded too pretentious

edit: I JUST REALIZED I HAD SKYFIRE RESPONDING TO BEE INSTEAD OF STARSCRRAM HDBHDVDVD

[wostiickynotes]

soft launching smokescreen summer 2025

[transingthoseformers]

We need to get more fucked up about Bumblebee's life, he's got so many horrors just sitting there we need to think about them more

[sofieartz]

[ Transformers ]

Smokescreen!!!

Honestly didn't know he exists until I watched TFP but man, he quickly became one of my favorite character.

Again, like Bee I'm planning on redesigning this.

(Don't ask why his chassis looked like KO)

[tonnopinnegialle]

Some transformers related sketches

[darvyyeet]

attempt to make fake screenshot thing but i have no clue how

she looks too shiny?? maybe that's the reason why she don't fit in i dunno

[pluage-docters-go-brrrrrr]

Fair warning I do not know why I drew some of these. At the time I was learning of cleopatra and how her badness help form the Roman Empire. Also ignore the fact Maximilian Robespierre is there. I was writing an essay about him.

[brodinsons]

❗️❕❗️NEW FIC❗️❕❗️

This is my very first time posting fic despite having been in this fandom for going on 20 years, so be gentle, if you please~

Happy Megatron Monday, my fellow Decepticon warriors 🫡

[raileurta]

A continuation of this post

Looking back on it Miko should have just told the truth. Sure yeah it's extremely embarrassing calling your resident overlord addict "dad" by accident but it would not have snowballed into this hot gaslighting mess.

Oh who Miko kidding she is reveling in the complete chaos she's caused.

Scrolling back to a few weeks ago Miko had just finished school. The girl had just previously pulled an all nighter to catch up on all her work and studying. (Got to stay in her exchange program somehow) So Miko was completely exhausted. She didn't even have a chance to sleep during school as for some Primus forsaken reason there was an important test in every class! Miko had planned on sleeping at the base but nooooo the universe had other plans. That day the decepticons decided to try to tail them without them noticing and try to find out their secret base. Of course her best bestie in the whole universe noticed them and quickly diverted his course. They drove for a few minutes before Bulkhead quickly went behind some rock transformed and did a surprise attack on them. It probably was an interesting fight but Miko was too tired to care or pay attention to.

Iterable now and still unwillingly awake they were ground bridge back to base. Jack being the good mom friend he is asked if she was okay. Miko doesn't really understand what happened in her brain that day that made her give that response but sleep deprivation is a scary thing. She had responded,

"Yeah yeah I'm good just some of Dad's goons being annoying again."

Silence greeted her. She looked around weirded out by everyone's shocked faces. They were staring at her like she had just grown another head.

"What's wron-" and apparently that's when her mind registered what she had just said. Miko's face twisted into the definition of abject terror and her brain in all it's horrible glory decided it would best to follow that up with,

"Scrap you weren't supposed to know that."

What the hell brain?!?? Could you have worded that any less suspiciously? Could have said something like "I didn't mean to say that." Jesus Christ.

Miko obviously knowing on some instinctual level she fucked up big time immediately tried to book it. She didn't get too far of course, getting caught by Arcee real quickly. (She's slippery but not that slippery.)

The girl was half questioned half interrogated about what she had meant by that. Deciding it was a good idea to dig herself into a deeper hole Miko "revealed" that Megatron was her father. For obvious reasons they didn't believe her bs. Miko then decided to back up her claim with "evidence" if you can even call it that. She said she can understand Bee for instance. Bumblebee then chipped at her which had translated into, "What?? No way! If that's true what's my favorite dinosaur?"

She simply responded "Triceratops."

Everyone freaked out especially Bee. Miko couldn't really blame them. As she's been "acting" like she didn't know Bee's language and been lying to them since day one. The truth though was that Miko had in secret actually been practicing to understand him for a couple months now. It was going to be a gift of sorts and she was just fed up with not understanding him.

They still needed more evidence from her through. Yeah it was extremely suspicious that Miko hasn't said anything about this but Raf could understand Bee and he's a regular human. She then brought out the big guns and told them,

"Well I also know Megatron and Optimus are exes." Miko had bluffed. She didn't know 100% for sure that was true. She mostly just got this vibe from those two and nobody acknowledged it. It honestly was kinda annoying if she was being honest with here. The team instantly threw up protests and looked to their leader to disprove her claims. But they were met with a slightly blushing Optimus who was turned away. Ratchet making a comment under his breath about how did she know?

If Miko thought they weren't fully freaked out about the language thing they were totally freaked out now. It was really chaotic. Bulkhead was frantically asking why she didn't say anything and was Miko just using him for some evil plan?! At the same time Arcee and Bee were trying to get Raf and Jack away from her at the same time. While Optimus was kinda breaking down about not knowing anything about this and Ratchet was consoling him. She thankfully managed to convince Bulk that yes they were in fact best friends and no she wasn't going to hurt anybody. Being the saints they are autobots tried to look past her "heritage" and still be a family. Optimus even giving her a grand speech about how your blood doesn't define you and what you choose to be.

God was that awkward.

After a bit of more talking Miko finally was permitted to rest and once the best sleep of her life was over reality hit hard for her. If she wasn't freaking out about the whole situation at the time Miko would have laughed herself dizzy at how easily the bots were fooled. They didn't even ask about her quote unquote "creation." Calming down a few minutes later Miko started to really think about what to do now.

And well in for a penny in for a pound, she decided to double down and commit to this weird bit. So for the next few days Miko started dropping "lore" about herself and in general messing with everyone. Ratchet even made a comment about how it was kinda obvious looking back as Miko apparently was a mini Megatronous with her personality.

Okay wow. She was kinda offended by the comment but really couldn't say anything.

She did however get some cool information about Megatron. Like apparently how he was a very lively prankster. This info would come in handy about two weeks later.

Miko had ran through the ground bridge as usual, got caught up in some dangerous battle, then to shake things up was caught in another cave in. (Those are never as traumatic as the second time around) As fate would have it she was sorta saved by buckethead himself. Holding up a huge rock preventing them both from being squished making him unable to harm her. Not one to waste this opportunity she tried to recruit him into her scheme.

It went something like this:

"Okay look I need for you to hear me out."

"No."

"I didn't say anything yet!"

"I don't care to listen to the ramblings of a filthy organic."

"Ugh why couldn't it have been a different pretend dad decepticon?!"

"what...?"

"Long story short I have been gaslighting the autobots into believing your my dad- well sire for the past few weeks."

Megatron was rendered speechless.

Well briefly anyways.

"I'll be damned Starscream was right. All you insects are completely insane."

"Probably. But that's besides the point; I need your help to keep this lie going."

"Absolutely not."

"Come on....."

"No."

"Yes."

"NO."

"YES."

"NO."

"YES."

"IT'S NOT EVEN BIOLOGICALLY POSSIBLE!"

"Does it look like I care????? The autobots believed me and that's all that matters!"

"Wait a minute- you got the autobots to believe you?"

"Surprisingly yes. In all honesty it was too easy."

"....."

"Don't you want to fuck with them?"

"Imagine how much psychological damage Ratchet and Optimus would take."

"Aren't you tired of being nice?"

"I'm never nice."

"Don't you want to go ape shit?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"Why go through all this effort to keep up this lie?"

Miko should have said that it was because she didn't want to be caught lying and was scared about revealing the truth; but that would be a lie.

"I'm doing this because I can. I do it for the love of the game."

"Your psychotic........"

"It's nice to meet you daughter."

Cew evil canned laughter.

[Part 1] - [Part 2?]

[hiimalex]

Reasons why Starscream and I are literally twins

Fake reasons:

❌ We both have anger problems

❌ We both get super defensive

❌ We both pretend to be good with our superiors even if we want to rip their head off with our bare hands

❌ We both tend to be rude to others (intentionally or not)

Now for the REAL reasons:

✅ we both stabbed somebody in the chest

✅ we both can transform into a jet

[stupidspacerobots]

wait have you never seen gen1?

no... :’) i have watched the first episode (but dont really remember).. I do want to I just need the time lol

[zwodder-fandom-whiplash]

Idk man I happen to think I’m pretty funny

[extrahorribledynne]

Tfp flew a little too close to the sun when arcee told starscream to get robot fucked right to his face and no other transformers show has been allowed to use even slightly harsh fictional swears ever since