#thanks! 😊💕

[ruushes]

auri is hot

correct 😌 you've unlocked this stupid cheesecake drawing i was going to keep to myself

[themissingmango]

[ahappydnp]

Phil doesn’t say he loves us because it would make Dan jealous.

PLEASE!!! screaming asdafsgjk NEED to see what dan's face does when phil says 'i love you' to their shared audience 😭

[starlightwayfinder]

(For the ask game) This, uh... isn't exactly a WEIRD theory, but I'm not great at coming up with those, aha, so: You're good at hunting down rare Disney princess merch.

I am!! Haha. Here’s a cool set I found at an antique store:

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Been thinking lately about the farmer like, stopping the corruption and the Adventurers having an absolute crisis about what to do now that they don't need to fight off monsters. I think Lance and the First Slash will be fine because they can focus on exploration, but Isaac and the other Caslte Village Adventurers probably wouldn't know what to do with themselves.

Mm, yes and no. Depends on which adventurers we're talking about. You're right, The First Slash Clan, and the Adventurer's Guild won't feel the difference too much since their area is still full of monsters that haven't been touched by corruption. They will instead take comfort in knowing that dark magic will no longer spread further. The people of Galdora continent... Hmm, there could be two scenarios here.

On the one hand, the adventurers of Castle Village will always have something to do, just like The First Slash Clan. Monsters and secrets are everywhere, it's just that the same Isaac and Alesia will have to go further to do their jobs (which the scarred monster hunter will sometimes complain about, but it's nothing that totems and magic can't help with). He and Alesia (at least) are professionals, and such people will always be in demand. I'm sure the Galdora continent holds many treasures that were previously inaccessible due to dark corruption. Camilla, through her gift and talents, will smell another source of magic/artifact/treasure sites, and with a wave of her hand will send adventurers and mages out to retrieve what may be of use to the entire Village.

So the town will continue to live and earn its bread, just adapting to the fact that dark magic is no longer behind the barrier. Farmer's deeds will not harm their lives (on the contrary, the young adventurer from Stardew Valley will be considered a hero in the Castle Village like Marlon!).

On the other hand... Farmer did dramatically change the way of life for wizards and adventurers, and they did it even before Castle Village was mentioned. In Marlon's 4 ❤️ event, our teacher and the head of the Guild said that he and the young adventurers from The First Slash (or was it the Castle Village? I forgot...) went to the Mines to find monsters there and test the skills of the newcomers. But it didn't work out, because "imagine their disappointment when they found out that the Mines were almost completely empty.". Farmer has already managed to reduce the number of Slimes, Golems, Shadow people, etc. by half in a couple of seasons, and that's not the limit yet. Now the other Guilds need a new place with not too strong monsters to teach the youngsters how to fight...

If we mention our raids in Crimson Baldlans, Farmer will kill so many mummies and serpents, collect so many artifacts and treasures that will deprive the source of income of many residents of Castle Village. And this is their livelihood and way of living, Farmer destroys monsters not really for money, but for the idea/task/just because they can.

If Farmer has somehow wiped out the corruption in Crimson Baldlans altogether, the local Guild will fall into a temporary crisis. Orders and contracts are gone, loot from monsters can no longer be collected because they simply don't exist, ingredients for elixirs are already hard to get.... Especially those who have devoted their lives solely to the study of corrupted magic will feel the blow. The village will adapt, but again, it won't be immediate and many will already be surviving rather than living. Ironically, the hero under Marlon's wing brought both salvation and trouble.

This, incidentally, ties in with one of my favourite headcanons, that Isaac and some of the other adventurers dislike (and some outright hate) the Farmer for taking jobs away from half the inhabitants. And okay, if they were totally a monster hunter, but they have their own farm, rich in fertile soil, livestock, and multiple sources of income in the mine and Skull Cavern. But noooo, they've gone to Crimson Baldlans and started "helping out" here too. And I like to think that Farmer is so good at completing quests that some adventurers hide tasks, or even chase Farmer away from the notice board. Dick move, but it is what it is. Camilla notices this, but instead of scolding her subordinates for being rude, she gives Farmer some rather difficult tasks. The witch will find an alternative, because although the hatred for Farmer is undeserved, there is some truth in the Castle Village Guildmaster's words - Farmer has really... affected the local economy.

[th-compl-x]

ask game;

✨ - do any alters have accents?

🌎 - do any alters speak different languages?

Actually, yes! 😆

I, myself, am half-British, so while I was born and raised in the USA, I was constantly flying back and forth to England and the rest of Europe visiting family!

Because of this, I went to Spain and Italy quite a lot, picked up their accents rather easily, and even went to France, Venice (specifically), and then have also traveled to Mexico and often visited Hawaii. 😊

I learned a little French and Japanese in school, plus spent plenty of my formative years watching anime in Japanese dubs, so I picked up a lot of different accents and modes of communication! Which, when combined with everything else, gave me a VERY PROMINENT array of languages and accents for my System to work with! From my own natural English accent, to an Italian one, Spanish, even Russian— My System has a myriad of different dialects and accents, even a good chunk knowing sign-language, though - unfortunately - I haven't learned much of ASL myself yet, so I can't properly emulate it. 😬😩😔

Still! Some of my most renowned Alters for speaking in foreign tongues are—

"Canary" - Japanese, very tired "office worker"

Viktor - Russian, gopnik vampire turned mafia

Braden - English, kindhearted baker demon

Antonio - Italian, closeted homophobe (yikes)

Abraham - Spanish, adorable soccer player

Joseph - French, Joseph Desaulniers from IDV

Ronald - New York USA, retired mob runner

—and there's plenty more! But these are the first to come to mind, currently. 😅

[spookberry]

how does it feel like being the president of Elissabat you literally make the best elissabat art ever, i hope steambat becomes canon just for you <3

I feel a lil undeserving of the title since all in all I don't post about her very much lol. I do think everyone should convert to my headcanons about her, though.

President of Steambat? I'll take that no questions asked, I've literally never seen anyone but myself ship them.

I guess if I wanna see more steambat shipping, I need to be the change i wanna see first or whatever

[shy-nightmare]

💌send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome.💌

Wait. @marinerainbow Hold up.

I saw someone send you this ask literally 5 seconds ago, and I'm the FIRST person you send a 💌 to?? I'm awesome?? You chose me??? 🥺

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I'M CRYING TEARS OF LOVE AND JOY!!!! 😭😭😭😭💌💌💌💌😭😭😭😭💌💌💌😭😭😭😭

OMG, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Seriously, what did I ever do to deserve your kindness? All I did was tell you that there's a Zombie Kangaroo movie coming soon and I accidentally thought Kingston was your OC, share my twins with you and @slashingdisneypasta and tell you guys I posted Chapter One, and you gave me a 💌???? You're so sweet omg 😭😭😭😭

I really hope you're having a fantastic afternoon, because that's how fantastic you just made mine 😊 ❤!!!! BTW, Twyla and I both sent you and Poppy three gifts in your inbox 🎁 😉

Hope Tumblr didn't eat them for dinner lol 😆

[duketibbitswaifu]

💕 🌸 Strawpage Sketches 🌸 💕

🌸 HAIHAHIAIHIIHIHII~1!!!1!! ❣️ I've been meaning to post this, ✨ but I received these drawings in my strawpage about a week ago~1!!!!!! 🍰 Thankyouthankyou thank you!1!!!! 🥰 🌸

💗 It's anonymous, but I think it was drawn by my bff @bitchboi-gogurt ^-^ 🫶 🎀 The top one is kinda creepy, but still cute <333 🎀 The bottom one reminds me of that one meme about weed 💕 "Holding it in doesn't do anything, Duke!!!!!" 💗 🚬

[deaconsleatherpants]

Shelton and/or Herrick for the character ask! 😏🥴

character asks | @bizghetti

Shelton

favorite thing about them: how dominant and assertive he is 😏 (and also all the swearing. especially when compared to the other characters kjdfg 🥴)

least favorite thing about them: the fact he fucking dies 😭 more seriously, probably the way some of the weird out of pocket shit he says can be a little... off-color sometimes 😬

favorite line: he has so many good lines it's a little hard to choose, but "this is Parawai, Terry. It's not America, I'm not made of guns" and "you're as useful as tits on a fucking bull, and you can fuck off home" are definitely good contenders djhkfg 🥴😭

random headcanon: he seems like he would have been a lot more reckless in his younger days, probably stealing cars and just generally acting more on impulse 🤔

unpopular opinion: I don't know if this counts as unpopular but he was 1000000x more enjoyable to watch than the actual heroes of the film, even without my inherent bias 😤🥴

song i associate with them: Shut Your Mouth by Pain 🥴

favorite picture of them:

this was a difficult choice honestly but I do really like his expression here 👀

Herrick

favorite thing about them: how genuinely sweet and non-prejudiced he is! 🥺❤️

least favorite thing about them: the fact that s2 is proving absolutely impossible to get my hands on 😭😭 the way it kind of seemed like they were trying to make him out to be incredibly stupid rather than just sheltered and naive ��

favorite line: "you've been swiiiizzled~" 🥴 honestly his line delivery on a lot of lines is so good 😭

random headcanon: I feel like he would love talking long walks in the woods where he can really focus and do some of his best thinking/self-reflection 🥺

unpopular opinion: again I'm not sure if this counts but I think Herrick is quite possibly Jonny's sweetest and most underrated character 🥴 obviously I love them all and wish they all got more attention! 😭 but I think Herrick in particular deserves more love 🥲

song i associate with them: this probably sounds silly but Uptown Girl by Billy Joel just... makes me think of him a little 🥴

favorite picture of them:

something about this one I just find so cute. 🥺😭

[fruit-snacker]

Went into Joann's and left with -86 dollars and a full plan for a dress

[nonsensicalnonsense00]

you aren't hideous you're a cutiepie I decided 😞

NO YOU 🫵🩷❤️🧡💛☀️💫✨

[clairelsonao3]

I have a bite mark on my hand. From reading. That. YOU KNOW WHAT.

(So I wouldn’t yell and disturb my poor husband.)

You think I’m being the Kate-on-the-Internet-oh-haha-so-extra-lol persona. I’m not. 😭😳😬

It seems reading my whump whumped you 🤣💕

(Oh and if anyone's confused, here's what we're talking about).

[acacia-may]

Happy to hear from you again, Acacia 🦋

Thank you, friend! It’s so good to hear from you! I appreciate your ask and hope you are doing well 🫂💖

[teenidleadultgirl]

congrats oomfie!!!!!

THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU OMGGGGGG 🙏🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[fridayiminlovemp3]

every time i send an angry email to my old university (which happens way too often because they SUCKKKKK) the same girl replies and i feel sooooooo guilty because we’re kind of friends and went to school together and she’s really sweet and it’s not her fault that the school sucks :((( but then i remember thats she’s straight up addicted to one direction rpf (like she’s constantly liking larry conspiracy theories on instagram.. like the entire world can’t see it 😐) and she probably has a larry fic open in the other tab while she’s replying to me and then i’m like okay never mind she’s doing fine she can handle my annoying emails