#dan: 😕

[ahappydnp]

Phil doesn’t say he loves us because it would make Dan jealous.

PLEASE!!! screaming asdafsgjk NEED to see what dan's face does when phil says 'i love you' to their shared audience 😭

[sisterdaniela]

why did dan look lowkey proud of phil for being on that turning point usa propaganda post snjsjdjdjd

[amid-fandoms]

thinking about them lounging on the couch with phils feet in dans lap, dan stroking his soft ankles and taking notes. on what else to drop randomly in a gaming video to ensure emotional damage to thousands and thousands of people

[kittyblobo]

Dan just had enough

[dykephan]

i thought you had a girlfriend?

i am in what the kids call.. a situationship... or as i like to call it. psychological torture

[lollyyon]

“This one goes out to you Phil”

Guys I don’t know if I wanted to know this

[not-karl]

bitches be like,,

"aww, look at how cute this cat is!!!!! >_< ^_^ :D :3"

and then this is the fucking cat.

[aventurineswife]

Reader meows at their partner, their partner decides to FINALLY play along and meow back. Reader gives them a judgmental look and gose "grown ass man" and then leaves them seething. (Veritas, Kaveh, Sunday, Dan heng, Kinich.)

“You're a grown-ass man”

Tags: Ratio x Reader, Kaveh x Reader, Sunday x Reader, Dan Heng x Reader, Kinich x Reader, Humor, Lighthearted Teasing, Playful Interaction, Quirky Conversations, Lighthearted Roleplay, Banter.

A/N: how dare you hurt the pookies?!😕💔

Ratio had been lost in a heap of ancient texts when you meowed at him. His eyes flickered momentarily, then returned to his notes. However, you persisted, meowing once more, tilting your head as if you were trying to catch his attention. After a moment, he set down his book, the faintest smirk curling his lips.

"You’ve got my attention now," he said with a wry grin, leaning back in his chair. "Meow."

You stared at him, eyes narrowing in silent judgment.

"You're a grown-ass man," you quipped, shaking your head with feigned disappointment. Without waiting for his response, you walked away, leaving him seething with embarrassment that even his intellect couldn't resolve.

As the silence of the room settled back in, Ratio muttered under his breath, "I’ll show you… I’ll show you all." His pride, ever so finely honed, would have to settle this matter later, but not today.

You meowed softly, half-joking and half-curious. Kaveh didn’t immediately respond, his mind clearly preoccupied with his blueprints for the next grand design. But after another insistent meow from you, he looked up, blinking in mild surprise.

"I suppose if it’s important to you…" he sighed dramatically, throwing his hands up in mock resignation. "Meow."

You gave him a judgmental glance, one that he knew all too well.

"You're a grown-ass man, Kaveh," you said, your voice light but pointed.

The words stung more than he would admit. Kaveh, ever the perfectionist, stood frozen for a moment, his mind reeling. He opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out. He watched you leave, and in that moment, the grand architect of beauty was left questioning his choices with a furrowed brow and a silent, simmering annoyance.

"Unbelievable," he muttered to himself, before returning to his work. His pride would make sure to get even somehow, even if it was just with a sarcastic retort next time.

You meowed at him from across the room, your voice light and playful, but something in it caught Sunday’s attention. His eyes softened for a moment as he processed the unexpected sound.

He blinked, and then, in a rare moment of abandoning his usual reserve, he gave you a small, reluctant smile before offering a soft, almost melodic, "Meow."

You stared at him, eyes narrowing as you crossed your arms.

"You're a grown-ass man, Sunday," you said with a raised brow.

For a second, the smile faded, replaced by a distant look as though your words had struck a deeper chord. Sunday sighed, his wings twitching in mild discomfort, though his face remained calm. His gaze followed you as you walked away, and for the first time, he felt a twinge of something more than just the usual self-reflection.

"Perhaps... I am," he murmured under his breath, lost in thought, a mix of self-awareness and a quiet amusement filling the space as you left.

Dan Heng was leaning against a railing, quietly observing the stars in the distance. He had been contemplating something far beyond the reach of your teasing when you meowed at him. At first, he thought he misheard you, but then, the second meow came, and his eyes shifted toward you in slight confusion.

"...What?" he asked, his tone uncharacteristically soft but puzzled.

You meowed again, this time with a mischievous glint in your eye. He sighed deeply, obviously not used to this playful dynamic. But after a moment of hesitation, he straightened, and with a begrudging look, he muttered, "Meow."

You stared at him, your expression unimpressed.

"You're a grown-ass man." you stated dryly, turning to leave him behind.

Dan Heng, frozen in his position, felt a sudden heat in his cheeks. He scowled at the stars, a small, bitter chuckle escaping his lips. "Unbelievable," he grumbled. A little humiliation wouldn’t be enough to break his stoic composure—but he definitely wasn’t going to let this go. Next time, he’d show you just how stoic he could be.

You meowed at Kinich, catching his attention momentarily as he glanced up from sharpening his knives. His eyes flickered, sizing you up, clearly unimpressed. His lips twitched for the briefest moment before he grunted in annoyance.

"I don’t have time for—" He paused as you meowed again, louder this time.

With a sigh, he put the knife down. "Fine," he muttered, running a hand through his hair, before deadpanning: "Meow."

You stared at him with an exaggerated look of judgment.

"You're a grown-ass man," you quipped, shaking your head.

Kinich froze. His expression soured as he watched you walk away, that slight, reluctant frustration building beneath his usually stoic demeanor. With a resigned sigh, he leaned back in his chair and muttered, "You’re lucky I’m in a good mood today."

Though it wasn’t much of a concession, it was clear to him that next time, he’d let his sarcasm loose.

[gothcatboygirl]

anyway yeah i had "the phil" it was quite good

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING A SHOW WHY ARE THEY ON INSTAGRAM

[tiredmaster]

Dan talking like 😔🙁😕😣 while Phil is just like :] the entire video really does it for me

[amoontoyou]

devasted to learn that dan and phil did not get gay married in japan where it is in fact illegal to get gay married 😕

[sisterdaniela]

watching them now is like yes ofc phannie intensifies love is real life is good (im losing my mind) etc but then i go damn. im truly so fucking alone LMAOOO

[celiaelise]

Watched the new Dan Da Dan! 🥰 LOVED Momo being a badass, while also being thoughtful and caring and clever and young and emotional... she's so everything 🥹🥹🥹

Did NOT love all the teen nudity 😬 but I guess it makes it a little better that it's equal opportunity? Also that it seems to be played more for laughs than for, like, sexiness? Like, they ARE drawing the girls in their underwear, and I wish they wouldn't, but they do portray it as, like, that's just what they happen to be wearing? Instead of a lot of "sexy" closeups of their bodies or whatever. (But perhaps that's all just me being optimistic... 😕) If I was Okarun or Momo, I think I would start wearing more secure undergarments with more coverage, since they keep ending up in these situations!!

(Also. Okarun literally passed by SO many curtains on his little naked trek to go protect Aira. He definitely could've used one to cover himself somehow?)

But also I do get what the narrative is doing by exploring the well-established trope of being abducted and raped by aliens. Like, the series is a silly action series, but it also does have some very dark and serious themes!! There are layers! So I'm not trying to discount that.

Anyway I really, really like Momo as a character!! She's brash and stubborn, but she also really cares about others, and will fight for someone she doesn't know or doesn't like just as fiercely as she fights for herself! Okarun tells her she's a genius, (because she IS) and she says, "I know that 🙄", but she still gets upset about being dumped by a loser, and can't even HEAR the name of her celebrity crush without completely losing focus. Also her powers are really cool and interesting!

And the way Momo and Okarun's true care for each other surfaces when they're in battle is so sweet!!! They work so well together when they don't have time to be confused/overwhelmed about their feelings!! It was also really sweet the way they laughed in relief together at the end of the ep 🥰

[ahappydnp]

I don't think dan is gonna let him have his tits out unfortunately 😕 we couldn't even get a bit of unblurred chest hair

dan's "still one of us" until it comes to gatekeeping amazingphil's tiddies

[basilsfakejordans]

The hardest part of Ramadan isnt fasting or not listening to music. It's having to lay off the dan and phil yaoi 😕

[beiibeiii]

can i have danheng smut and fluff hcs pls <333 AND CASPER AND CASPERRRR

erm actually! i dont write for men so pls dont send more thirsts and shi about men but onlyyyy because you are my goooooood friend, the one and only lenny lenster i will write.. 😕

no fluff just smut L

dan heng has you stuffed up with 3 of his massive monster cocks all at once. hes got one in you tight ass, another in your soaked pussy and one down your throat. his cock is so big, you can only choke and suck him off like the good girl you are. you have a mix of dribble and his cum down your chin. his massive, veiny cocks hammerings into your warm insides. your squeezing him soo tight. a bump is on your tummy from his hard dick, he lightly presses down on it. you eyes widen at the feeling, making moan on his cock. the vibrations making him groan. hes whispering pure filth into your ears.

"my good fucking girl, taking my cock so well.. thats it.."

your eyes are rolling back as his monstrous pace doesn't stop. hes sooo rough with you.. only the sounds of your helpless whimpers and the sound of him poudnign into you is heard. you gag on his leaking cock as he fills you up from all holes all at once. the cum is dripping down onto the bed sheets. its so filthy but it feels so fucking good.

"still not done yet pretty girl."