#that's seth

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

FACT: Joel has recently become a pile of sand.

He is adjusting to the change pretty well but he does miss being able to drink his hot sauces straight out of the bottle like he used to.

[doctorguilty]

a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

[rosenkranz-does-things]

happy severance day! here's some studies I've done while waiting for the new episode

[boasamishipper]

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.

[cesiousblue]

Mr. Milchick is my favorite Severance character this season

[consultingfujoshi]

the cunt off to end all cunt offs are you actually kidding me people fucking died this shit was felt thousands of miles away through tremors in the earth the sheer cosmic power of their facecards rippled through the ether and kier goddamn eagans ghost on the big waffle in the sky shivered and turned around like Something Just Happened

[l3v5ha]

what a season....milchick nation its been an honour.

[strangesmallbard]

milchick brought to tears when mark is just. super real with him for a second. it’s just work. it’s just life. what about balance? what has milchick sacrificed for a balance that lumon’s version of whiteness defined. your words are needlessly complex. your self is needlessly complex. it’s just work. it’s just work. it’s just work. i think he should get to hit drummond with a rock

[handcrushedbyamalletremix]

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

[mooned-knights]

there's something about helena using milchick's first name and irving IMMEDIATELY weaponizing that shit against him. in an environment where personal information is so tightly controlled that innies don't know their own last name, wouldn't knowing your manager's full name feel like having a gun to their head? and irving pulls the trigger the second he knows he has a bullet. i love you gay old man

[manny-jacinto]

SEVERANCE (2022–) #02.09 ‘The After Hours’

[goodsirs]

Severance 2.10 "Cold Harbor"

[re-bogwitch]

Severance is actually insane for making calling out of work a major point of tension/plot. because it's true, when we call out of work i know so many people--myself included--feel subconsciously compelled to craft the perfect excuse to avoid being perceived as lazy or ungrateful by their employer. but we watched in real time how his lie unintentionally permitted Milchick to push personal boundaries even further by asking for his exact location, which is insanely creepy for an employer to do, but he was taking the ground mark was giving. and then!!!! mark pivots and gives no excuse. "I just want a day off, and no you don't need to know why" and suddenly milchick's power is gone. the dynamic shifts right back to mark, and milchick is reminded "this is just a job." it's just a job! everything he's doing is just a job, and they can pretend they have power outside of lumon all the want, but they don't have power if their employees don't give it to them

[dustdotorg]

mr. milchick ordering eustice huang to sacrifice something of hers for the “betterment” that awaits her after completing her wintertide fellowship and it’s her little plastic handheld game that has a swimmer trapped inside of it that she used to play with all the time and she is made to smash that game and figurine into broken pieces with the statue of the literal head of jame eagan in an episode that starts with helena eagan swimming in a pool surrounded by glass walls. which could mean nothing.

[lasagoofs]

normal guy at work who wants to help you and be your friend